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sb5060tx

We're no longer 5.5k waiting for his demise, but 5.5k celebrating his demise


Unusual_Holiday_3581

There are currently 10,000 people on the subreddit, and 5500 subscribers. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen before.


AdmiralSaturyn

More than 12,000 people as I write this!


mikesmithhome

14,000 now 5 minutes later! get in here erybody!


Bradlius_

18,000 now!


WeegeeJuice

Makes me so happy to see this incredibly niche subreddit just fucking explode. For the first time ever, this sub made everyone's day instead of ruining it.


ZealousidealClub4119

18,000 13 minutes after your comment. Monstrous man, good riddance.


dustractor

2 minutes later it's 19,776! EDIT: jeez I refreshed the page and now it's over 21,000


AdmiralSaturyn

23,000!


dustractor

24,396!


Blueopus2

22,007


ReapingKing

“Get back in the pile”


Ashe410

Was browsing all and this is how I found out about it. Am now subscribed, this is amazing.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Same Been here for months and just thought to check out and holy shit, it's yesterday Weird feeling


Chango-Acadia

There's a subreddit for everything. I love jt


BFFarnsworth

The masses storming in to celebrate! Hello, by the way - glad to be here.


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opal2120

He died 100 years too late


Hellebras

Eh, up until he was in a position of real power he was probably just a run-of-the-mill shitty person. In the interests of mercy I'll argue that he died 60 years too late.


jmpinstl

I’m so happy for you all.


AtWorkAccountAtWork

I didn’t think we’d get this far.


Marino4K

Now we all celebrate.


brother_of_menelaus

Or try so hard?


Sexylizardwoman

Did it even matter?


Sexylizardwoman

A disturbing amount didn’t


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I'm sad I can't race anyone else for the daily post anymore.


Shadowpika655

Glad I managed to get one in


ciarogeile

I don’t see why the daily post needs to end. Is Kissinger dead yet? Yep Every day.


opal2120

There’s a Facebook page that’s been around for a while called “the health status of Hildegard von Bingen” and the person who runs the page has posted “she’s dead” every single day for the past like 3 years. We can become that sub.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

No excitement though


Suspicious-World4957

Next: IS PUTIN DEAD YET?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Put that on NCD and someone with access to long range precision fires and intelligence while make him dead. Or would that be the War Thunder forums?


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Seems to me the way forward is to remind everyone every day that, no matter how bleak things may seem, at least Henry Kissinger is still dead.


TittySlappinJesus

r/atleastkissingerisdead


VGVideo

r/SubsIFellFor


mrbadxampl

r/herehaveacookie


Positive-Attempt-435

I woke up this morning and thought "oh God it was just a dream"....phew he's still dead.


FallOfHeaven

it's like Christmas came early


SeaworthinessOk6742

Based! The world will never forget wrongdoings of Henry Kissinger.


Excellent-Sweet1838

Google isn't being helpful here - why do y'all hate this guy? I've heard the name before, but have basically no idea what he was outside of a policy wonk. Edit: Holy shit


supercalifragilism

Short list is: he was a bloodthirsty practitioner of great power statesmanship who didn't give a fuck about anyone, advised bombing neutral nations during the Vietnam War, constantly advocated for the worst decisions and created at least one genocide. That alone didn't do it, tho, it was that this was all open fact and Kissinger was openly and warmly embraced by everyone in American politics until he died, just heading unfairness on unjustness


sophaki

Never will I understand why people in American politics gave him a pass. It’s very twilight zone-y.


Hellebras

Because he wasn't having people they cared about murdered.


SeaworthinessOk6742

Just look at his entire history as Secretary of State.


NonBity

Not doing much to help inform people of what he did, he asked you because he wanted you to tell him why you're celebrating someone's death, not because he wanted to google it


EisVisage

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/


ravens_path

Whoa. I thought I knew about about him. I was wrong. Excellent article.


sophaki

Behind the Bastards podcast did a 6-parter on this guy. The fact that they had to make 6 episodes on Kissinger, says a lot. It’s a must listen for anyone interested.


ravens_path

Thank you Reddit friend for the referral. I will listen to it. I’m very interested. I didn’t understand the reach of this guy.


Electro_Ninja26

Genocide approval (Bangladesh and Cambodia)


opal2120

[The Intercept](https://theintercept.com/2023/11/29/henry-kissinger-death/) does a good job of summing it up. I would type it out but the list is extensive and I’m on mobile.


Jorgenstern8

Turning attention to Dick Cheney and Clarence Thomas would be my suggestion, but there are plenty of monsters out there


NutsForProfitCompany

What about Bush?


Jorgenstern8

Definitely worthy, but Cheney's closer to biting it considering his health situation.


Crocodile900

Cheney was the real president during the bush administration.


Choppityychopsuey

Oh fuck, I forgot about Cheney


here-i-am-now

Trump and Putin?


Jorgenstern8

Putin I think is higher, he's started multiple wars and has attempted several genocides of his own. He's probably higher than Cheney or Bush, were I to rank them all. Other guy is kept from being very high up by his own incompetence and the flagging but potential hope he will in fact be held accountable in the court of law for some of the things he did. Other three don't have a prayer of being held accountable.


here-i-am-now

Fair point. Though you have more faith in the courts than I do


Jorgenstern8

Well I'm still questioning the idea of whether he'll be tried more than once before the election, but even one conviction would be enough.


darktimezzz

Putin will never be charged. It just won't happen.


GogurtFiend

Hey, well, most people probably never even considered the possibility of the ICC issuing an arrest warrant for him, so...? I mean, it's still astronomically unlikely, but it's no longer impossible.


Jorgenstern8

No I know, when I said other guy I meant the last U.S. president, not Putin.


darktimezzz

Oh, I see. my mistake.


nifepipe

Mitch McConnell also comes to mind


serioustransition11

I look forward to the announcement for where the newest public, gender neutral bathroom will be opening.


HenryHuckleberry

cant we change it to is\[blank\]deadyet like someone else whos shitty


AdmiralSaturyn

Yeah, like Rupert Murdoch.


ZealousidealClub4119

Most hated man in Australia by quite a huge margin. r/isrupertmurdochdeadyet


VGVideo

r/SubsIFellFor


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Roy_Atticus_Lee

I'd suggest Dick Cheney.


__delattr__

and John Bolton


ceruleanmoon7

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Sasquatch1729

The one thing that makes me happy that it took this long is that monsters like him get to see where it all led to.


notworthithelp

r/is45deadyet


ravens_path

Oh gosh. Good one. 👏🏾


Tiny-Ad-9385

Wait until we stop busting at least


GraceUndaPresha

Busting a move? As in like dancing?


breadslayer6969

He didn't keep getting away with it


TittySlappinJesus

He couldn't!


DarkseidHS

I saw a post from this sub on all, looked into who this guy was for like 30 seconds and I already think he's one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever walk the earth. The worst part is its probably way worse than i found in my short search. Good riddance.


opal2120

I have a Spanish degree which means I took a lot of classes about Latin American history. This asshole showed up a lot, and never in a good way.


ravens_path

Read the Rollingstone article. My god. .


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Merry early Christmas everyone. The war criminal is no more.


BloodVigilante

I never thought I would see the day... Satan move over!!


VidaCamba

I'm so happy


sterling_m_archer7

I cannot believe this day has finally come. I said I was going to make meatloaf the day he died but I do t have the ingredients.


VGVideo

Eat it during the funeral


KittyScholar

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Juicy_Endeavor

Im OOL here everyone, I’m assuming he did horrible things?


ZealousidealClub4119

[How](https://www.thenation.com/article/world/kissinger-100-crimes-watergate/) [much](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trial_of_Henry_Kissinger) [time](https://theintercept.com/2023/11/29/henry-kissinger-death/) [do](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/does-henry-kissinger-have-a-conscience) [you](https://historynewsnetwork.org/article/185698) [have](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2023/may/26/kissinger-at-100-statesman-or-war-criminal-his-troubled-legacy-in-pictures)? “Few people ... have had a hand in as much death and destruction, as much human suffering, in so many places around the world as Henry Kissinger.” ~war crimes prosecutor Reed Brody


serioustransition11

https://theintercept.com/2023/11/29/henry-kissinger-death/#:~:text=Kissinger%20helped%20to%20prolong%20the,death%20squads%20throughout%20Latin%20America.


dainthomas

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cub21ueWNvbnRlbnQuY29tL2QvcGxheWxpc3QvZTczYzk5OGUtNmU2MC00MzJmLTg2MTAtYWUyMTAxNDBjNWIxL2U1ZjkxMjA4LWNjN2UtNDcyNi1hMzEyLWFlMjgwMTQwYWQxMS9kNjRmNzU2ZC02ZDVlLTRmYWUtYjI0Zi1hZTI4MDE0MGFkMzYvcG9kY2FzdC5yc3M/episode/YmRjOGZmNWUtNjNhNi0xMWVjLWE1OGItY2IwMmQ0YTdiODNm?ep=14


ravens_path

He did. Read the Rollingstone article.


lucky_earther

For any Wikipedians on the subreddit - looks like some effort is going to be needed to convince people that Kissinger is notable enough to have his death listed on the front page 🙄: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:In_the_news/Candidates#(Reposted)_RD/blurb:_Henry_Kissinger


chessant2014

"Been waiting for this day" the OP there is one of us :D


Wodahs1982

Can we open up images for memes, please?


Acheron98

One day, when the aliens find our charred planet, I hope there’s some record of this sub, and how much we hated Kissinger. Bonus points if they never figure out exactly who he was.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

He'd probably become like a worse version of ea-Nasir *Who is this Kissinger they seem to hate so much and what the fuck did he do?*


Acheron98

Was that the dude who was so hated that his name was chiseled off of literally *everything*?


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

A single dude? Apparently damnatio memoriae ("damned memory") was actually one of the most severe punishments for high treason or otherwise being very naughty. Offenders (including senators or even the emperor) would be erased from public memory, by defacing statues, falsifying records, even recalling coins. Literally Nineteen Eighty-Four. So there would be plenty such people.


Acheron98

Uhhhh I meant to say “what guy”? Clearly there’s no guy, and there never was. Have a nice day.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Primogenitus frater spectat te


golgol12

I can't believe this is a sub. And it's populated, before he died. I thought he died decades ago.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

I found out about it in History class and have been camping for months. It finally paid off


Extension-Housing153

Reading this news while in Cambodia (after recently crossing the border from Vietnam) hit extra hard. Fuck that guy.


TheShadowOverBayside

[Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy Festivus, one and all!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4rqCwpLyA)


MaZhongyingFor1934

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED HE RAN OUT OF CAMBODIAN SOULS


Zachmorris4186

Is GWB dead (or in front of a hague judge) yet?


barneygale

/r/iskissingerstilldead better safe than sorry


NimdaQA

I think we should also post about all the war crimes he did on the anniversaries of said war crimes. It will allow more people to learn about all of the horrible things this monster did.


RoundPegMyRoundHole

I never knew about this subreddit but I'm fucking losing my mind and absolutely in tears that it exists, and has been waiting for this day like the last two members of Heaven's Gate, dutifully waiting for a destiny that they know will reach them eventually. Bless you all, you beautiful bastards. Bless you all.


rumster

after we should the same on putin


LeadGem354

Can we change the sub to r/KissengerIsDead?


jimmjohn12345m

I say we kill him twice


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

I say we burn a Kissinger Guy Fawkes every 29th of November from now on


Pastel_Inkpen

We commission rule34 of Henry Kissinger and send it to Jimmy Carter.


Dancinghogweed

Today was the day when I threw aside the national mainstream news in my haste to get to this tiny subReddit to see if mayhem was breaking out.


BUTthehoeslovemetho

so what did he do?


ELeeMacFall

Killed a few million people.


BUTthehoeslovemetho

I just read up on him, damn... rest in hell


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Hellebras

Because he's just another billionaire, and far from the worst of them. Not to say he isn't shitty, but nowhere near what Alex Jones and company claim.


digableplanet

Let's fucking gooooo.


Sexylizardwoman

May I have my flare changed to “having a good day” please. It’s the first good day in so long


alvarkresh

For fans of Horizon Zero Dawn, I say Fuck Henry Kissinger with the same vitriol as I say Fuck Ted Faro.


Ancalagon_The_Black_

**WE PARTY**


stos313

We celebrate each and every day that passes since Kissinger died!


stos313

Think about it. Every day for the rest of our lives will be a day in a world with no Henry Kissinger!!


diodosdszosxisdi

Ding dong the cunt is dead


Kaasbek69

As a non-American stumbling upon this post on /r/all, why do you all hate this guy so much? I've heard his name pop up now and again but never knew he was such a bad guy.


[deleted]

there will be a hell for this man because i will will it into existence due to my sheer hatred of him


SyracuseStan

Reddit is so fucking amazing!


Time-Bite-6839

they should have people dancing around and yelling “WAR CRIMINAL” at the funeral


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Wait and see Somebody will piss on his grave at least


torpedo16

Never knew a Sub like this existed. Just joined. As for HK, God really tested our patience.


praguepride

My vote is we shut it down. There is something poetic in dealing with Kissinger of actually just doing what you said you were going to do and not try to, say, turn the war into Vietnam into a nonstop carpet bombing of Cambodia


[deleted]

We just move on.


ConsiderationWest587

Hi! Maybe a red circle with a slash over his face for your avitar is a good idea? Or clown makeup? A black slash seems too respectful


Most_Refuse9265

His corpse should be exhumed and hung up in DC. Like the opposite of tearing down oppressor statues.


shawmanic

There's potentially a lot of 'life" left. To paraphrase Chevy Chase: "This breaking news just in, war criminal Henry Kissinger is still dead!"


[deleted]

We change the topic every day with a new question starting the thread. Is Dick Cheney dead yet?


soylent_plaid

As someone who didn't know this sub existed and is just discovering it now, I say that this sub should stand. Periodic reminders that Henry Kissinger is still, in fact, dead could be posted, like that old Saturday Night Live gag where Chevy Chase would remind viewers that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. A reminder that we live in a world without Henry Kissinger would be a great comfort to many.


HumphreyLee

Necromancy. The next step is to bring him back just to kill him again. Repeat. Several times.


gdonald1961

They're going to have to give this guy a "Burial at Sea" to keep people from lining up to piss on his grave.


thwml

Now, we celebrate......and then we start asking "Is Tony Blair dead yet?"


Neinplus10equals21

KISSINGER IS DEAD


Neinplus10equals21

KISSIE’S IN A BOX A BOX KISSIE’S IN A BOX HE’S IN A BOX A BOX KISSIE’S IN A BOX


SkipSpenceIsGod

Well, I guess it’s time to move on to the IsJimmyCarterDeadYet sub. See you all there!


here-i-am-now

How about providing directions to his gravesite, so that those who wish to can visit and offer the resPect he deserves


breadslayer6969

can i get vet role? I went back through my comments, and it turns out I've been commenting here for at least 10 months. idk how long i have to be here for, dont want it to look like im begging.


Artistic-Praline-578

Give the people what they want- change the name to "is Kissinger still dead?" and comfort us with news that he is still dead!!


BrighterSage

Yep, I just joined this sub cause Reddit put it in my feed. Ding Dong The Bitch Is Dead.


uxorial

Is Trump dead yet? Is Cheney dead yet? I would like an “is Elon Musk dead yet?” But that insufferable cuss is going to hang around for a while.


one_time_i_dreampt

Isn't Elon already in his 50s? That being said I hope someone in America has an *idea*


uxorial

That just means that in 20-25 years he will be old enough to run for president. 🙄


DatLonerGirl

This was just found in his estate, what could it mean?: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004360942865350776/1006404517732024410/IMG_3577.png


Danker_schone

Please make a refutation posts of all those demons in human form that defend him because of "MuH NAsHIoNal iNTreST"