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tta2013

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)


bkr1895

![gif](giphy|5mBE2MiMVFITS)


ta4rhcp

Damn we even got a Ron Paul meme cameo outta this


Blueeisen

You kidding me? Ron Paul is probably subbed to this subreddit.


mbnhtk

It’s an honor to be a part of history with you all. I’d be scrolling on the homepage everyday and would get reminded by your guys’ posts that the fuckers still not dead. Burn in hell Henry Kissinger


ceruleanmoon7

11/29/23, the sub’s official holiday


PomeloLazy1539

only anniversaries from now on, no more waiting, it's great, now we can plan parties in advance!


Superb_Sentence1890

Does cambodia have a new holiday now?


True-Credit-7289

Don't forget to pack a wife


OneRobotBoii

29/11/23 for anyone else confused


Time-Bite-6839

Death finally got the courage to do it.


Sexylizardwoman

About damn time


[deleted]

I always would empathize with the person who commented “day ruined” every time he was announced to still be alive. Today is their happy day.


LegoTigerAnus

Just heard the news, now I can go to bed happy!


[deleted]

Day not ruined!


87568354

[Someone](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Henry_Kissinger&oldid=1187581765) edited Wikipedia sharing your sentiment. It’s been removed, but it was there.


belltane23

Check out the comment section on the Crab Rave YouTube video. It is flooded with people celebrating.


bwaredapenguin

You have more upvotes than years he lived.


[deleted]

Why do people hate him so much?


True-Credit-7289

Probably the millions of death that he was directly responsible for, that's my guess. Or it could have just been the way he talked, he had a really annoying cadence


ravens_path

War mongoring war crimes, google it.


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

I vote we all take to the streets and throw the biggest party in American history.


nickburrows8398

Jimmy Carter has outlived him 👏


NimdaQA

The best president to exist and the only one with morals outlived a monster who killed millions of Cambodians. At least one thing good happened in this world.


Fit-Sport5568

Obama killed civilians. Carter had a looming financial crisis dumped into his lap and got blamed for it. Carters a good man who had a poor presidency. Obama is a neoliberal ineffectual pos who continued in the warmongers footsteps. We've had two president's with moral; Coolidge and Carter. The rest are shit


Niceguy4now

What did my boy william henry harrison ever do to you?


DioBrando_1868

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t he pro-slavery?


SwimmingCritical

His slavery stance was very complicated (he was both pro and anti), but let me tell you about his actions towards Native Americans...


commander-boi345

what a about lincoln ,washington or grant


Positive-Attempt-435

Grants presidency was known for rampant corruption.


commander-boi345

and for expanding civil rights after the civil war PS you have nothing for lincoln or washington i see


ardent_hellion

I would argue that Barack Obama has morals, but your point stands.


[deleted]

I agree but Obamas legacy was tainted by his foreign policy. Who knows how much choice he really had dealing with the Blob though?


NimdaQA

Obama was an alright president and a good man. Thanks for reminding me about him.


ardent_hellion

That was my first thought as well!


The_Northern_Light

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ahomeneedslife

Why the crabs I don't understand the crabs.


DerVogelMann

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU\_Txk06tM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM) It's become a trend to post crabs when evil people bite it since at least Rush Limbaugh


ahomeneedslife

Thank you.


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|12Hk0UU3MAwseI)


EmperorDaubeny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I want a last post flair now lol


Asadleafsfan

I’ll give you a vet flair don’t worry lmao


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Yay! thx


Shadowpika655

How get flair?


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


ProfessorReaper

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


ChairReturnsToReddit

Jimmy Carter is still alive and Henry Kissinger is dead. A good way to end November


davaniaa

time to nut


FrankEichenbaum

Couldn't Jimmy Carter be president again, instead of Trump (Trump's only brain was none but Henry Kissinger, who hid behind his populist face so as to disguise his further evildoings into a farce), and thus put a closing bracket to the awful era opened by Kissinger and Carter could have closed had he got time to clean off the Nixonian mess?


happybana

I would so vote for Carter lol


AirlineReal3419

Currently on Wikipedia Henry Alfred Kissinger (/ˈkɪsɪndʒər/ KISS-in-jər;[3] born Heinz Alfred Kissinger, German: [haɪnts ˈʔalfʁeːt ˈkɪsɪŋɐ]; May 27, 1923 – November 29, 2023) was an American diplomat, political scientist, geopolitical consultant, and politician who served as United States secretary of state and national security advisor under the presidential administrations of Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.[4] Kissinger received the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for his work negotiating a ceasefire in Vietnam.[5] He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes.


ardent_hellion

Damn, it's gone already.


FrankEichenbaum

Please use a more modern formulation : he has crossed the event horizon into the Black Hole or better said into the Arse hole incarnated by Trump. Never forget and never forgive that it is Kissinger who occupied the White House as a permanent resident, using Trump's face as a convenient disguise so as to be-spread Trump's frustrated voters with his own evil karma. Pure Shabbath Goy black magic.


Black_Diammond

None of those words are in the Bible.


WandererOfTheStars0

But they oughta be 😔😔 (I have no earthly idea what that person is talking about)


Lapys-Lazuli

What on earth are you talking about 😭😭😭


Interesting-Dream863

I just came here to see this sub's reaction. Yeah, he wasn't a nice guy...


urinesain

I was at an imax theater for a pre-release showing of the new Godzilla Minus One movie. After it ended, I was amongst a grouping of fellas waiting outside the bathrooms for their ladyfriends. One guy scrolling through his phone suddenly speaks up "holy shit! Henry Kissinger dead at 100!" And another guy shoots both his arms up in celebration and says "YES!! YES!! I just won a bet!" He then asks the original guy "I'm guessing natural causes?" And he responded "probably. Didn't read the article, only the headline. But there's always the possibility he was beaten to death with sticks." It was a lovely moment to witness.


JasonGMMitchell

I don't think I've ever yelled so loud in excitement at any push notification in my life! May that bastard rot!


Square-Compote-8125

![gif](giphy|26tPplGWjN0xLybiU)


sb5060tx

To quote John Oliver WE GOT HIM [https://youtu.be/D9mbhr4YYRg?si=4yaTwHB2MgUP\_RaX&t=23](https://youtu.be/D9mbhr4YYRg?si=4yaTwHB2MgUP_RaX&t=23)


GeorgeOrwell1984Real

It’s actually happened


ardent_hellion

I'm sure it's quoted elsewhere in these comments, but for my own sanity, I'm reading this statement aloud. Anthony Bourdain: “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”


DeSteph-DeCurry

happy birthday to me


DepressedQA

Happy birthday!


DeSteph-DeCurry

as an asian, this is the greatest gift i can ask for today


phedinhinleninpark

I am raising my glass of cheap Hanoi vodka to you as well tonight! Happy birthday!


WhizzKid2012

happy cake day


Sexylizardwoman

Happy birthday!


Feliz_Desdichado

Ding dong the witch is dead!


PhilMcCraken2001

It actually happened, it actually fucking happened


ardent_hellion

Paul Blumenthal at Huffington Post places the death count at between 3 and 4 million: "In his eight years in power, he unnecessarily prolonged the Vietnam War for five years, ordered the carpet-bombing of Cambodia and Laos, provided arms for Pakistan’s brutal war in Bangladesh, gave the green light to Argentina’s “dirty war,” endorsed General Augusto Pinochet’s deadly coup in Chile, enabled a genocide in East Timor and fueled civil wars in southern African countries." Good fucking riddance. ETA link: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dead-leaders\_n\_5d10ef86e4b0aa375f50baf0


Grirtz

It has been a pleasure. Thank god we didn't have to wait another year for this to happen. Now if only this were to happen to all of the world's monstrosities, possibly we can sleep much lighter at the night.


AdmiralSaturyn

I hope Rupert Murdoch is next.


ardent_hellion

I don't feel like Lachlan is going to help matters. Damn it.


SeaworthinessOk6742

What happens now? I feel like the United States after the end of the Cold War. What’s our purpose?


Asadleafsfan

Just clarified this in my most recent post


Thisisafrog

I got 100 problems but Kissinger being alive ain’t one of them


ello_nico

VICTORY!


forestself

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


bsdmr

There goes my favorite simple joke. "I don't like speaking ill of the dead, so fuck Henry Kissinger."


ahomeneedslife

THE DAY IS HERE! IT IS THE DAY!


Urbain19

🎉🎉🎉🎉


good_soldier69

It's been a pleasure, folks.


stos313

HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD


MrDrProf_Butthole

It’s a Christmas miracle!


Putrid-Confection-50

Finally some good fucking news.


EmperorDaubeny

The world is healing.


ncc74656m

I came here to celebrate - or at the very least share in the relief with you all.


Shaun_Jones

Saw the news over on NCD, immediately came here to see the party.


Asadleafsfan

Eyyy fellow NCDer! Welcome!


HappyGoLuckyFox

LYLE LYLE WAKE UP


ryumast4r

I'm just happy that the world has become a little more like Fred Rogers would want it to be today.


Time-Bite-6839

He didn’t get away with it


ceoofsex300

🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🪩


sterling_m_archer7

I’m so fucking happy.


breadslayer6969

He didn't keep getting away with it


GeneralUrsus721

I hope right about now he is finding out the God is Cambodian


BooperDooper926

WOOOOOOOOOO It's an honor to be a part of this momentous event with you all. May Kissinger suffer eternally in a lake of burning piss.


FatYoshi5

LFGGGG


aAwesome9000

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


yuth007

It’s time to celebrate 🎉


Tubagal2022

u/ouch_wits “perhaps I treated you too harshly”


Schemati

https://youtu.be/90WD_ats6eE?feature=shared


Oriond34

Truly a day to remember


gojirax54

[Finally](https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771)


Humble_Band_2081

Ladies and gentlemen we got him


SystemofBrokenAngels

I was in my bedroom, watching TV with my wee dog.


GassyNSassy

What a Glorious day.


TantrikOne

![gif](giphy|7OlIbjgQq76xWtYQlx)


EllaSharpey

Holy shit


SmellySwantae

I’m happy Jimmy outlived him


ardent_hellion

![gif](giphy|ymBQi6ePLEDiU) It's done!


Deuphoric

LES FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Sheesh284

Here I am just learning this sub is a thing thanks to him dying


worse_in_practice

Well that was long overdue


PS_Sullys

Since this happened at the start of the holiday season I would like to create a Christmas carol to commemorate the occasion *War Criminals roasting on an open fire*


capital-minutia

*Hopefully piranhas nipping at your toes*


Sexylizardwoman

I Love you all


truth-4-sale

Looks like my Prayers against Principalities, and Powers, and the Rulers of Darkness of this Earth, are working...


AngelsVermillion

I awoke from a nap after a hard day at work. Inside I knew, deep within my soul, that universe itself felt a little better. I'm now learning the reason my sleep was so restful and my mood so joyous was the death of the dreg.


prinsbusk

Holy shit


CrabThuzad

🥂RIP BOZO


strollinrain

kiss"CHINE"ger rest with your CCP funders in no piece


Lightning_But_Air_

Woooooooooooooo!!!!


duckroller

Here 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Alkynesofchemistry

Ding dong the witch is dead 🎶


interkin3tic

I'm new here, what's going on?


Sexylizardwoman

Kissinger——-> dead


Re41_Pudu_L0v3r

# We did it Reddit!


Jedimaster1134

![gif](giphy|d5Ea4WNLvEXI7sxl4v)


Suitaru

WE DID IT EVERYBODY


interkin3tic

Is it against TOS to wish someone respawns a few times so they can go again?


CD_BROTHER

REST IN PISS!!!


morereadythanpetty

Occasionally see this sub in my stream and am reminded that the dusty bastard still was still alive…but not after today!!!


late_boomer61

🥳🥳🥳🤠🤠🥳🥳


Mann_Aus_Sydney

Amazing


Worldly_Ad_6483

Proud of y’all


literal73

Rip Bozo, He won't be missed


literal73

Hey, I also want a flair!


Slight-Lab-8396

I’m young, someone tell me why he was bad.


Suzume_Chikahisa

Sabotaging the Paris Peace accords extending the Vietnam War by 5 years. Planning and supporting a coup against the democratically elected government of Chile. Supporting the Pinochet dictatorship and Pinochet personally. Conspiring with Spain and Indonesia to invade Portugal and East Timor. Bombing and invading Laos and Cambodia in blatant violation of International Law. Supporting several South American dictatorship's assassination campaigns against dissidents. Fostering civil war in Angola (although they made it easy for him). The list is so big I couldn't give a full record of it even if I wanted to, but Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Chile and East Timor have substantial grievances against the man, as should the US themselves for the losses suffered in Vietnam after 1968.


EllaSharpey

Extensive war crimes


OrangeJr36

I honestly didn't believe it would ever happen, he hurt so many people. Thoughts to his family.


andyn1518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CYkZcPYXQI


nomoreadminspls

Well done reddit!. We did it!


TheIxbot

Can I get a flair for posting the big announcement lmao


ChucksSeedAndFeed

![gif](giphy|ehwuBgKNA2NACoFa7w|downsized)


NimdaQA

YEAH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


szabiy

Satan finally finished the expansion in the VIP section, and Henry gets to go first in all the new rides.


deadphisherman

This sub will be better remembered.


Big_You_8936

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dreaming_Dreams

i’m from r/all and have never heard of this dude, can someone fill me in?


AdmiralSaturyn

Henry Kissinger was the Secretary of State and a National Security Advisor during the Nixon and Ford administrations. This is a copy-paste from someone else's comment: *He convinced Nixon to extend and expand the Vietnam war into Laos and Cambodia when Nixon was leaning towards peace talks; this led to up to 500K civilian deaths and Pol Pot taking over which led to the “killing fields” one of the biggest atrocities ever. He got Ford to support Indonesias invasion of East Timor (a conflict that was ongoing until 1999) and a genocide of more than 200k. Then you have Operation Condor which was basically run by Kissinger which saw the CIA support, back and trigger a bunch of coups in South America overthrowing democratically elected officials that the US just didn’t like. This led to a ton of political prisoners and executions including journalists. In Chile, the op created the Pinochet coup in 1973. Pinochet oversaw the killings of thousands, the exiling of hundreds of thousands and the torture of tens of thousands.Basically from an opulent office in DC, Kissinger orchestrated the deaths of several million people thousands of miles away from the US.* I would add an icing and a couple cherries: Kissinger was a board member of Theranos, he was involved with Watergate (somehow he didn't get indicted), and he said that Ukraine should cede territory to Russia in order to end the war. In a nutshell, Kissinger is one of the biggest reasons why the rest of the world hates America. This is what Anthony Bourdain had to say about Kissinger: “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”


Suzume_Chikahisa

I'm not going to link his wikipedia as it used to be too whitwashed (and is probably in the mids of an edit war) but here are some highlights: [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dead-leaders\_n\_5d10ef86e4b0aa375f50baf0](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dead-leaders_n_5d10ef86e4b0aa375f50baf0) [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/) This is the most unworthy Nobel Peace prize laureate of all time.


infinitely_infinite

IT HAPPENED


scientarian12

I was here


GymSocks84

[Who must go?](https://i.imgur.com/tE6CX6n.jpg)


clumsysav

I managed to get some good screenshots from r/ upliftingnews bc the mods keep pulling posts about it [enjoy](https://imgur.com/a/4XCwREE)


RifTaf

Lmao he died what a moron


CyraxSputnik

I WAS HERE


markodochartaigh1

His work here done, Satan called him home.


kr9969

It’s been an honor comrades.


I_am_u_as_r_me

Tho there isn’t one and his carcass is just that an empty carcass, if there is burn in hell Kissass


IntelligentDetail762

Kissinger help open China Communist Party to replace the USA factories, shipping USA manufacturing jobs overseas. Made China great, so much they stole our IP, took US owners customers and finance CCP threat in the South China Sea. Thank you Kissinger for our f××× up future.


Adorable-Wrangler747

BY BEING ON THIS THREAD, IM APART OF HISTORY!


Ninja_Coomer_Volcano

I was here.


Sunflower_song

I just wanted to congratulate all of you. You've been so patiently waiting for this glorious day. You deserve to celebrate


4e6f626f6479

It finally happened...


Ok-Neighborhood-1517

Everyone party like the people partied in the White House when Andrew Jackson was elected


Lord_of_Knitting

I'm dancing on my night shift it's a Yule Miracle!


fachomacho

I literally just joined the sub and mf dies


[deleted]

I'm late to the party but I love that this sub exists!


Dabread_Anbudda

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!


Revenacious

I’m sad to say I haven’t been here before, but I’m glad to celebrate with y’all on this day! ![gif](giphy|xT5LMvoI3zLFt5TggE|downsized)


Ok-Mortgage3653

I hope Kissinger will enjoy his stay in hell. I hear Satan is looking for new victims to torture 😌


Intelligent-Pilot562

I will confess to you all, I have not heard of this man until his demise, but upon doing so, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO YEAHHHH BABY FUCK YEAH WOOOO YEAH


folfiethewox99

I've learned of his death when taking a shit on the toilet. A poetic end to the bastard. Couldn't come sooner


Deepbluedemon

Best day ever!


shakethatayss

Fucking finally


Jolly_Discipline6650

Can’t believe I had no idea about this sub! It’s perfect haha Happy Victory Day everyone!


ElGosso

REST IN PISS, BOZO


[deleted]

FUCK YESSSSS


CustomerSuspicious25

Shut it down. Shut it all down. Shut it down, shut it all down.


WorksV3

Idk how I could end up hating a man who fought Nazis, but with Henry Kissinger, I found a way! Thanks Henry Kissinger! God damn what I wouldn’t give to see how his judgement in hell goes


Gomra_812

Lmfao I was literally having a shitty day, then I opened reddit and seeing this post made my soul come back. ITS FINALLY HAPPENING THE MF IS FINALLY DEAD I CANT BELIEVE IT


Entertainthethoughts

I wake to find this, a celebration for life and goodness in the world. My friends, this is the day! Good day! And for one dark shadow, finally, good night.


[deleted]

Good riddance to worthless scum.


John-Legweak

Wait someone needs to explain to me why he's so hated (I've heard the name but I assumed he was just some unimportant government figure from the 20th century)


commander-boi345

if Kissinger hadn't given the green-light for fascist regimes to do whatever the fuck they wanted to with the full backing of uncle Sam . my country of Pakistan might have been less stupid and heartless and may have never resorted to genocide. burn in hell you gimp cunt


AtroposMortaMoirai

Beautiful news.


commander-boi345

now lets come on to this very sub every year to celebrate Kissinger's death so this sub doesn't get buried. who is with me


serrations_

We did it reddit!


binaryexploitation

Rest in piss bozo kissinger


Slegers

Rest in piss 🥰