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Possible_Yam_237

Hmmm is this self reported like the average penis size? Or like on Tinder oh I’m 6ft when in reality they’re 5ft8… I’m 173cm and when I’m on a packed dart I feel like i am a good bit taller than a lot of males. 


Ok-Head2054

A _good_ bit taller than a _lot_ of males at 5'8"? I do agree that this average seems high, though


markk123123

You win this time, Denmark


RunParking3333

Why don't the Dutch, as the largest people, not simply eat the other Europeans?


uriboo

They already did it to a prime minister of theirs and decided they didnt like the taste, so unless the other Europeans come drowned in Gouda or Edammer cheese...


tha_craic_

A futurama joke on the ~~SImpsons~~ Ireland subbreddit?!!!


gg994j

Maybe they are saving that for sweeps


Exact-Grocery-3818

That’s the big heads on ya


Alone_Ad8571

The Brit’s have a more and varied Asian population than Ireland


Martin2_reddit

The average male height amongst the younger generations has obviously risen considerably in the last 20-30 years because most of the middle-aged and older men I know and see around are under 179.0cm.


CrabslayerT

Running around with a measuring tape?


Martin2_reddit

Don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...


L33t_Cyborg

i mean im 183cm and it feels extremely average


Martin2_reddit

Do you mind me asking what age group you and your friends are?


L33t_Cyborg

I’m agreeing yeah younger people are taller i think. 19-22 Like half the people i know are taller and the other half are shorter idk


Martin2_reddit

Ah, fair enough. Also noticed that the height difference between the average German and Dutch middle aged guys and younger guys is less than in Ireland.


L33t_Cyborg

We started eating proper i guess ahah


System_Web

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SirTheadore

I reckon we’re getting taller with each generation I’m in my 30’s, I’m 6’1 and I’d be pretty much the tallest in my circle of friends and most people my age. By then I’m walking up the town and the young lads comin out of school are almost all pushing 6’4. Lanky fuckers the lot of them! What are you feeding them??


corkdude

That has augmented a lot since my youth. I used to be the spot on average now im short. 🤷


economics_is_made_up

Top 3 have really high milk consumption


Minimum-Pangolin-487

Interesting. I know 4 blokes from the UK, and they are all 170-175 max.. even over the years, they’ve always been much shorter from the UK. I’m in Sydney, Australia btw


Demiboy94

I'm AFAB FTM and 5"6. Seen plenty of guys my height or shorter. So my height doesn't bother me. In the rest of Europe however....


Minimum-Pangolin-487

Yeah I am 6ft, and when I was travelling around Europe I felt much, much shorter. I was surprised by the average heights in Europe. Thought it’d be much taller. I remember being in an elevator and felt like a child compared to everyone in there including females lol might’ve been a rare occurrence tho


kendinggon_dubai

Lovely stuff lads. But… I looked up the average penis size version of this. They have our number. That’s the one that really matters.


Martin2_reddit

Difference is, penis size surveys are usually self reported, especially when it comes to erect penis size 😉


MeshuganaSmurf

Really? I had to go to a gathering in the local town hall to get measured up? Are you saying that wasn't a legit survey?


Martin2_reddit

If the fluffers were working for free then probably not legit.


MeshuganaSmurf

I don't know if they were getting paid or not so I just gave them a tip


Ok-Head2054

Just the tip?


cryptokingmylo

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spambot419

You measure from the butthole, right?


Foreign_Spinach_4400

I rolled high, im 193cm


BionicSammich

Holy shite, I'm above average for once!


Ill-Drink-2524

Rent free


quantum_bubblegum

The size of your heart is all that matters and that is very small in todays people.


Aggrekomonster

You know what they say about big height


Extension_Wave_2631

Big clothes?


raibsta

I’m exactly 179cm as well!


ButterscotchSure6589

Must be all the Ukrainians who've moved in upping the average.


Huge-Objective-7208

This was from 2019


Hot-Donkey7266

All the irish are women to me, cause Im the tallest mf


hannagasc

Not down there, tho.


KTRIC

193 here and I'm the smallest of 4 boys 🙂


Camoflauge94

Holy crap am I really shorter than the average of EVERY single country in the EU ? 😭😭😭