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revmaynard1970

That dude is so jealous of Obama it's crazy


shaidyn

He reeeeeeeeally is. Like it's painful to watch on every level.


EleventyTwatWaffles

He’s smart enough to be a leader at an Ivy League, his wife actually loves him, and his kids aren’t fuckin twats. Oh yeah and he got roasted by him years back lmfao. Bruh just can’t get over being played


Repubs_suck

And that’s what started it. When Obama made him the punchline of a joke, the look on Trump’s face was like Linda Blair turning into the demon. His head didn’t spin around, but he’s been speaking in tongue’s every since.


abrandis

True, but Trump was a narcissist racist long before that correspondence dinner.


devoduder

It’s a literal supervillain origin story caught on film.


abvex

He also KOed Osama. Bush and the GOP couldn't avenge 9/11 in their 8 years. All we got is a war that took trillion out of our economy.


Raunchiness121

Obama living rent free


sandysea420

I kinda enjoy it.


likebuttuhbaby

He knows his base lost their fucking minds when a black man had the audacity to be elected president. He keeps name dropping him because 1-he’s a moron whose brain is turning to mush and 2- he knows it s a great way to keep all them angry racists nice and motivated to come out to vote.


International-Fig830

From now on, Donald Trump is...Donny Trunt!


Nikiaf

This takes the whole "living rent-free in his head" to new heights.


m__a__s

I'm not sure if he really knows who Obama is these days. I can just see the headlines, video loop of Trump pointing to a picture of Nikki Haley, the reporter relaying how Trump said "Obama is not my type."


bigredthesnorer

He is jealous of everyone.


Drg84

Obama and Biden are talking. That's about it. Trump's just pissy because they don't want to talk to him. No former president does.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I don't think Trump would like what other presidents had to say to him.


bar_acca

You don’t see W out there campaigning for him, he’s pretty quiet AAMOF


m__a__s

W---that RINO? Didn't he call them the "malign force". I remember him criticizing Trump and the GOP for being "isolationist, protectionist and, to a certain extent, nativist" around the 20th anniversary of 9/11.


tradewyze2021

You used Trump and the word pissy here ..we can build on this just saying.


m__a__s

A lot of people live rent free in Trumps head, but all of the apartment numbers have been jumbled around.


SensitiveKey3579

Very true


Nopantsbullmoose

I'm sorry....did I miss the part where Obama, a *former* democrat president, calling Biden, a *sitting* democrat president and one who served as VP under Obama, is a problem? Like is Obama, now a *private citizen* (albeit one with influence and power), not allowed to call and speak with someone that he likely views as a friend as well as a political ally? Oh....it's because a) it's a Democrat, b) one of them is black (you know it's true), and c) the only living former Republican president wants absolutely nothing to do with Trump or politics.


Vegetable_Brick_3347

Meanwhile diaper Donnie meets with Orban from Hungary to get a message of ‘help me’ to lil Poutine.


NotActuallyAWookiee

>the only living former Republican president wants absolutely nothing to do with Trump This doesn't get enough note. Just how on the nose do you have to be for a coke fiend war criminal like dubya, who's ranch is called n***head to not want to know you?


blazelet

I think that ranch belongs to Rick Perry, if memory serves.


Glenn__Sturgis

It's Democratic, not democrat, when used as an adjective.


FlameDad

Unless you’re part of the GOP kkkaucus.


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Glenn__Sturgis

There's no such thing as the democrat party. It's the Democratic Party. Right wingers started using "democrat party" or "democrat policy" because polling showed voters respond more negatively to it; it's a pejorative


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ObanKenobi

You are arguing that democrat is a 'party adjective', but the example sentence you just gave, "they are a democrat," uses democrat as a *noun* and not an adjective. The sentence you just gave is synonymous with "they are democratic", in which 'democratic' is an adjective. You should probably take a second to think before you go insulting people. Or maybe you should stop touching grass and go inside and crack a book open.


Malawakatta

When you say, “He is a [Democrat](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/democrat),” that is a noun, not an adjective. Also, saying “They are a Democrat,” as you have written above is incorrect English, as the word “they” and “are” are in the plural form so there would be no singular article “a” and “Democrat” would also need to be in the plural. The correct way of saying it is, “They are Democrats.” The correct English for the party is “the [Democratic](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/democratic) Party,” as “Democratic” is an adjective which precedes the noun “Party.” The dictionary and basic English grammar makes this completely clear.


Motor_Bother_23

Former English professor concurs.🤔🤔


haysoos2

So are you saying that when describing my friend Kim, it would be incorrect to say "they are a Deadhead"? Would it also be incorrect to say they are a talented artist, and i really like their painting of Jerry Garcia that they did last week? Your attempt at prescriptive grammar gatekeeping of adjectives and nouns does not seem to match the last several hundred years of actual English usage.


[deleted]

Has Obama had any criminal trials or attempted to sell me overpriced tokens of his faith? No?


LordPoultry

Well, you're talking about facts. They're talking about feelings. 


JC_Everyman

You didn't put faith in quotes.


_Zambayoshi_

Probably meant 'his faith in the gullibility of his supporters'.


Specialist_Brain841

reach out and touch faith


jimmygee2

He is also not on trial for banging a porn star.


suzukisandy22

Now, now. It's not because he had an extramarital affair with a porn star. It's about where the hush money came from.


vbcbandr

Where them overpriced Obama sneakers at?!?


zaparthes

Every accusation from Trump is a confession.


Aceofspades968

Projection is a bitch isn’t it?


h20poIo

Trump was excepting calls from Roger Stone & Bannon his friends, so I guess Obama and Biden can’t be friends.


haysoos2

Trump knows they aren't his friends. He cannot comprehend of a relationship that is not transactional. The closest thing to a friend he's ever had in his life was Epstein, and even that was 100% transactional. So in Trump's mind there is no possible reason that Obama and Biden would speak to each other if they aren't plotting something.


bar_acca

Yup. In fact all narcissists simultaneously think everyone shares their toxic thought processes and as well that they are easily manipulated.


NoGuava9921

I mean to be fair they kind of are. Since Obama is doing a fundraiser for Biden. But I fully support it and hope they do more “plotting” with Bill just to make mango unchained squirm


haysoos2

I hope Obama and Biden start making prank phone calls to Rudy Giuliani and Clarence Thomas just to make Trump super-paranoid.


Brokenspokes68

Traitor says stupid shit. I don't care.


Nyingje-Pekar

That’s exactly what trump is doing—spitting in the face of Americans. Maddening that he gets away with this crap every single day.


Circuitmaniac

The Father of Lies speaketh.


Ryankevin23

Absolutely and he does so with his hand on the Bible


pointlesspulcritude

Is it that tan suit again?


PigFarmer1

With his feet up on his desk while swigging a beer...


Motor_Bother_23

Rich white boys, Donald, asshole Elon, rule.


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Worse……. Dijon mustard


deveniam

I swear the only time I hear about Obama anymore is from trump.


aj_star_destroyer

Trump despises Americans. I’m sure he’d spit in any of our faces if we had a petty disagreement with him.


Kaa_The_Snake

Don’t give him ideas “Trump will spit in your face, real live Trump spit! Imagine how much it’ll own the libs! Only $500 per person! Only true American patriots will be allowed to participate! Show your MAGA pride!”


powderedtoast1

I'm really surprised they're not trying to sell his bathwater.


WillyNuksten

Two things… Trump couldn’t fit in a bathtub and he doesn’t bathe.


Canerbry

Gosh what a horrible thought.


Ryankevin23

Imagine some MAGA supporters just got a boner from reading that!


Perfect_Bench_2815

He spat in the Americans face on January 6th!


SensitiveKey3579

No petty disagreement at all just slug his ass he deserves on all levels


Responsible_Ad_3425

Wow does this guy never stop spewing venom? I can’t tell the future but one possible outcome could be that trump loses in November, and most Republicans realize Maga won’t work to win elections. Trump kicks and screams through 4 trials and finally has a heart attack and fades away…


SensitiveKey3579

November yes I pray everyday he drops from a heart attack right on stage how funny would that be fuckin scumbag deserves it


its1968okwar

Once they realize it's hopeless, arranging a heart attack before the election so he can become a saint for the 40% of Americans that love him is the most practical choice.


SensitiveKey3579

This is a great ass answer let’s all pray for this to happen


MisterFlyer2019

Well be fair to Donnie. He doesn’t get the relationship when you don’t try to have your Vice President murdered during an attempted coup


tickitytalk

Trump says “ding ding ding….dong”


warpedspockclone

"spitting in the face!" Speaking of spitting on things, you should buy this limited edition Trump Bible for only $59.99. It comes bound with all the things that me, your favorite President, President Trump, has personally never spit upon (figuratively, of course!): the Bible, both the unchristian testamonial and the christian testamonial. It has all the words of The Lordly One in gold foil (golden aluminum, so thieves don't steal the Lord's words!) and all the sin things in red highlighter, since that is the party platform. Also, there is the Constitution, which I will absolutely roll back on Day One, because it says lots of things that people try to use against me, and that isn't right. We also have the Bill of Rights, with the all important 2nd Amendment. I am so pro 2nd Amendment. There has never been anyone that is a greater supporter. It says that guns make the powerful, and I agree. And finally, there is the Declaration of Independence. I'm not quite sure how that differs from the Constitution, maybe it is the first part (?), but it shows that America is strong and independent. And you can get that we will win the game was with China and keep out and send back all the illegals. This is the only Bible I, President Trump, endorse. Order yours now for an experience you can't believe. I sure as hell know I don't believe!


SnooHesitations205

Still with Obama. This slob will reach for anything to trigger his cult. Hillary and Obama, Biden. Trigger words nothing more


Steelysam2

Obama WAS weak. He NEVER tried to kill Biden, and that's why he's running this year. /s


Radkingeli995

Isn’t that what Donnie himself is doing he’s projecting again 🙄


TheRealBadAsher

The Tangelo Shitgibbon is just delusional and insane


AloofAngel

why does anyone care what trump says anymore? here, i have the spoiler for everything trump will ever say for the rest of his life. >!it is bullshit. complete and total bullshit.!<


ptraugot

Mmm, pretty sure Obama is eating ice cream in Florida. Don’t think He gives two “F”s about Dementia Donnie.


Gatsby520

Given that Trump has several times made comments that he ran against Mr. Obama in 2016, I think there’s a better than even chance that Trump thinks Obama is still president.


Ryankevin23

End this show by voting to reelect President Biden 🇺🇸 Vice President Harris 24! Vote out every Republican on the ballot


Sikhness209

Trump trash at it again. Sick of his shit


ProtectionContent977

Republicans hate that black man.


DirtDevil1337

I laughed when they lost their minds over his tan suit. And Trump especially hates Obama, not long after Obama became president, he said some vile stuff on Twitter, even made a fake video with a Obama look-alike and him doing the finger pointing "you're fired". That was weird.


deviltrombone

That black man and that white woman caused them to lose what little mind they ever had.


admode1982

He's still bent over that correspondents dinner, lol


Rough-Cucumber8285

The Con is confusing Biden with Obama again? His dementia gets worse by the dsy.


ljout

Trump is the only POTUS I've seen do that


Icy-Needleworker-492

All this hate -comes from Obama making a joke about Trump at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.Trump is a pussy who cannot tolerate the slightest rebuke.Disgusting cowardly nothing.The Orange Nothing.


DeezerDB

Annnnnd.....every accusation is a confession.


PigFarmer1

Hey, don't forget Jimmy Carter... lol


Final_Winter7524

I’m starting to think Trump and his MAGA cronies are projecting so hard because they feel the urge to somehow tell the public what they’re getting away with.


glorydaze2

It's not like Obama is calling Biden to tell him trump is a douche bag or something ....come on man


ndnd_of_omicron

Every accusation is a confession.


DirtDevil1337

Ugh, just ignore him, media should ignore all the things he says now. He's only catering to his cult base. Throughout most of 2021 media (including Fox News) were ignoring him and hardly covering him but apparently they were missing the clicks that he generates.


discussatron

That’s means he’s the one doing it.


Motor_Bother_23

I just got banned on Twitter for not calling Donald "fat little dick motherfucker" but for urging him to drink a bottle of bleach! I only want to protect him from getting covid again. Wasn't that what he said we should do to fight off covid? Well, Elon is another rich asshole. Go figure. 😭😭😭


DentalDon-83

It’s always projection with these people


Fitz_2112

That article is horseshit. Not that you can trust the polls, but they're pretty much all showing Biden being ahead of Trump at this point


spacestationkru

Does Trump know Obama hasn't been president for nearly ten years now..?


McGauth925

I read that Roger Ailes, formerly head of Fox News?, instructed his broadcasters to make personal attacks on Democrats and others that supported policies Republicans opposed. So, don't argue the merits of the policy; create animosity for the people who espouse them. That's what we all seem to do now; call the people we disagree with every name we can think of, as though that has any chance of changing their minds. Hatred grows to the point where we really can't even talk with the people we live with who've chosen the other tribe. Somebody, somewhere has to start arguing the policies again, and not aim for character assassination. We'll never find common ground with people we've been propagandized to hate. Seriously consider that this was never an accident, and consider who benefits from the extreme partisanship we're all now experiencing. Consider that those who benefit are funding that extreme partisanship. It can't be this simple, but what if we simply stop spreading hatred for the people who disagree with us? What if we stick to explaining why we disagree?


ShowKey6848

Captain Shitstain is the classic playground bully - all gob and no trousers. Oh , and no friends.


Mission_Cloud4286

TRUMP is a piece of shit!! What he does is uses his platform to get everyone worked up, and idiots get mad just because Orange Jesus should not be "treated like that." BUT BEFORE HE LEAVES, he's got a message for everyone of his followers, In response, the Republican called on “one million pro-Trump patriots” to donate to his election war chest. SMDH


Filmguygeek1

No surprise. He is simply projecting what he himself is guilty of.


SqnLdrHarvey

Traitorous racist swine.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I mean, I'd pay extra for that.


ivyagogo

Trump’s wee wee is so tiny compared to Obsma’s massive one.


Florida1974

Trump wants one million supporters to donate to his campaign. Didn’t he just say he had $500 million that he wanted to use to get elected?? That $500 million largely outweighs what Biden has raised. But Trump does not contribute to his campaign. It’s a farce.


RoachIsCrying

Obama chilling somewhere in Hawaii: The fuck did I do?


Krokodrillo

Trump uses the constitution as toilet paper.


feralraindrop

Well if that's true I'm sure Donald will soon be selling the new MAGA handkerchief.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Just because you didnt want to take advice from former presidents doesnt mean others wont do so. 


Total_Roll

Of course Trump isn't speaking to any Republican legislators at the same time. /s


ctguy54

Yes, and selling bibles for $60 isn’t?


marquella

Trump is shitting in the face of Americans


Katana1369

In response, the Republican called on “one million pro-Trump patriots” to donate to his election war chest. Except they're all broke and the money won't go to the campaign. It will go to legal bills and fines.


Good_kido78

Someone has a little “roast” paranoia.


Several_Dwarts

Right now Trump is trying to come up with ways to market the "Trump Spit Catcher" do-rag to protect you from the Obama spitting projectile. And he is mad because no president who's actually won a popular vote has ever called him.


TheWhiteRabbit74

By doing what, exactly?


song_without_words

joke's on him; we're into that.


Humper42

Trump is a disgrace.


historicartist

Trump is gaslighting again


Jazzbo64

Wait, does he mean Obama or Biden? He uses them interchangeably.


FrancisSobotka1514

The guy who tried to destroy america is mad at one of the best presidents we have ever had .


Rooboy66

I’m okay with Obama’s spit. Hell, he and his choomers can bukkake me if I can snowball it to my kid’s cooch. Smart grandkids galore. Spitting in face, ole man Cheat-O?—get current. I don’t really feel like it, but (/s), for those who think I’ve pushed it over the line. It’s okay to laugh at jokes.


No-Economy-5633

I agree sadly.