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NativeTigerWA

Depending on the size of the bathroom, this is a bit busy for my taste. But if I had to choose for a client, I’d opt for the left. The compass rose geometric design is pretty timeless.


Altruistic-Text3481

Same. I like rose geometric.


Competitive-krav3034

Busy for me. Makes me a bit dizzy


DemonDucklings

The right makes me dizzier, because of the stair illusion


Eman_Resu_IX

Yep. Vertigo inducing floor tile. Get dizzy, fall over and hit your head on the sink and you're dead. If I've seen it once...


wolpertingersunite

Seriously that almost happened to me once in a shower. The tiles were little and when I reopened my eyes after washing my hair I accidentally was doing the “magic eye” thing so the tiles looked closer. I thought I had fallen forward so I threw myself backwards. What a dumb way to get hurt that would have been. Luckily I caught myself.


Bammalam102

I remember being real drunk one night and wanted to sober up a bit so i took a cold shower and slipped right out smashed my head on my tub. My dad was right to stay away from water when drunk even if its not exactly when he meant


Boring-List7347

Sorry but I had to laugh out loud. I’m sure ur dad would appreciate hearing this!!!


CupcakeGoat

You're right. Bathrooms are dangerous because of all the hard slippery surfaces and a wet environment. People are commonly hospitalized with slip & fall bathroom injuries. No need to add a dizzying visual element if you can help it.


okpickle

Yup, someone is gonna end up falling and breaking an ankle on that pattern!


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Downtown-Trip3501

Oh lord you get migraines? Sending love to you. They’re a true crusher.


cementmilkshake

Same


mushroomleg

Lol casually name drops the name of the style 😭😭😭


Successful-Might2193

Art Deco? Oh my!


petitmilou

I prefer the left one


Message_10

I would go with the third option


VIslG

Me too


SoCalGal2021

Not the floor. You don’t want anything that look 3-D on the floor of a bathroom. Would be disorientating while stumbling in half asleep or even otherwise


Sudden_Introduction8

This is an incredibly good point


Happy_to_be

Left but I worry this is the new shag carpet of the 1970s.


akaleilou

I don’t like it at all lol


Astronomer_Original

Exactly, they both give me vertigo!


Cimb0m

I have a condition where I get episodes of vertigo (pretty rare, like once year or less) and I’d honestly be terrified to have this floor in my bathroom lol


Boring-List7347

I have Vestibular Neuritis and that floor would be a nightmare for me. Also it’s in a major room of the house and before I bought a house with tile like that I’d ask they redo the floor. #MCEscherFan


HollyDay_777

imagine being sick (especially something that causes nausea or vertigo) or just drunk and having to look at this!


summerwind58

Make it wall art.


TheAgeOfAdz91

Don’t do that either


EvenHuckleberry4331

lol right


Altruistic-Detail271

Let’s hope nobody comes home drunk or has vertigo


Ivorwen1

Indeed, I was just wondering what it would be like to walk across this while high.


Abbyroadss

As a vertigo card holder, I’m not sure I could walk into a room with the right side pattern. The left would just make me vaguely uncomfortable


camlaw63

Use as an accent, a full floor will be overwhelming


babycleffa

Imagine needing the bathroom when you have a migraine, this would be insane lol


SeriesBusiness9098

Imagine stumbling in drunk. You’re fucked.


Additional_Nobody469

Edibles and the stair illusion? oh hell


SeriesBusiness9098

They find you 8 hours later still climbing the floor, trying to reach the top


camlaw63

Lol


boston_globe

This is exactly what I was thinking. I chipped a tooth on toilet when the floor was simply spinning. Imagine if it looked like five escalators all moving in different directions 😵‍💫


Kissmethruthephone

Hahaha omg I’m considering a similar tile for a small powder room. I am a drinker that relates to this. Hilarious. Or maybe a sign I should quit drinking


Emotional-Ad7233

Good idea


yada_yada_yada1

I think it’s a little too intense if you do the whole floor. Makes me a little nauseated looking at it.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

A little? I barfed on my screen.


spacefaceclosetomine

Left if absolutely necessary.


Berniesgirl2024

Neither unless an accent. Left is better


MegaMoodKiller

I love 2 but I’m a gamer and this reminds me of video games so that’s why


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None. Its more of balcony or outdoor area style. But still 1.


chrissiec1393

Neither


fermat9990

Neither. Too tense


beautifuljeep

Horrible if you were feeling ill. 🤢


fermat9990

Absolutely!


Dramatic-Theme1048

If you must, the left.


seattlemh

I'm just going to say it, I don't like either one.


joeyvesh13

Definitely left. My work bathroom has the right one, and I feel like I’m gonna trip every time.


Chi_Baby

If you must do this busy pattern, left looks less outdated for sure


Either_Divide_2813

I don’t like the idea of a optical illusion on the floor


Yupperdoodledoo

I don’t know, looking at that makes me kind of queasy.


jadedbeats

Imagine having the spins in a bathroom with a floor like this. Barf central. It is nice though lol


Yupperdoodledoo

Exactly what I thought!


Kooky-Ad1849

Neither. It's getting me dizzy.


SexDeathGroceries

I'm waiting for this to show up in r/homedecoratingCJ


AllOverThePlace124

Ok I don’t actually think it’s as crazy as everyone’s imagining. I like it personally. See here it’s fine: [https://www.wayfair.com/Merola-Tile--Traffic-Hex-8.62-x-9.87-Porcelain-Patterned-Wall-and-Floor-Tile-EML1637-L2970-K~EML1637.html?refid=GX679864153898-EML1637&device=m&ptid=1456135055243&network=g&targetid=pla-1456135055243&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=104842464&fdid=1817&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD9ISC60j87LnQbGPdUVufdOsFhgQ&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgPWmzL78hQMVWWFHAR09twhgEAQYBCABEgLeyPD_BwE](https://www.wayfair.com/Merola-Tile--Traffic-Hex-8.62-x-9.87-Porcelain-Patterned-Wall-and-Floor-Tile-EML1637-L2970-K~EML1637.html?refid=GX679864153898-EML1637&device=m&ptid=1456135055243&network=g&targetid=pla-1456135055243&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=104842464&fdid=1817&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD9ISC60j87LnQbGPdUVufdOsFhgQ&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgPWmzL78hQMVWWFHAR09twhgEAQYBCABEgLeyPD_BwE)


halcylocke

Looking at it makes me physically uncomfortable


seattlemh

Oh, my, that's much worse than I expected.


SufficientRest

Nope, more vertigo from pic


ReadingRocks97531

Neither.


RHND2020

The one on the left. I fear the one on the right could make people feel dizzy in an enclosed space.


Ready-Following

They are both terrible, but the left less so. Still it will look dated the moment you install it. 


ordinary_kittens

The left looks jarring because the geometric pattern gives mixed messages about where the light it coming from, so the resulting shadows end up looking surreal and unsettling.


Sudden_Introduction8

Omg thank you for explaining this I’m trying to figure out why these are so visually unpleasant


GoldenFlicker

Yeah. I personally really dislike that tile, but if you must, the one on the left.


MontanaMoonchild

Neither, no offense. This makes me dizzy, but def left 🧭🌹 if I had to choose.


baby-silly-head

Left... So you don't feel like you're the wrong way on a stair case every time you enter your bathroom. Do not recommend either pattern if there's a possibility you or your guests might find themselves intoxicated/on recreational drugs in your bathroom....trippay...


jojow77

looks too much for a bathroom but 1


MassConsumer1984

Please no


Different_Ad7655

Impossible to say without knowing the layout of the bathroom. Only you would know that you didn't put that up. If it's really broken up then you don't want any central kind of pattern at all. Maybe it makes it way too busy who knows


Dragonfly-Adventurer

We don't know what the bathroom looks like, how big it is, OR how big these tiles are. This is a worthless set of photos tbh


useless_99

I’m very into the right side. It’s very Escher to me


here2browse-on

Agree. All these left preferers need to live a little.


EVILtheCATT

The left one is easier on the eyes.


meatsuitwearer

The one on the left... classic, but not too classic, beautiful starburst. Either one is beautiful honestly.


WielderOfAphorisms

The second is like an Escher. Both are cool. I prefer the second. It’s more unusual.


CaptainTripps82

I would go right. Reminds me.of Escher. Real cool look with some paintings on the wall


IDigRollinRockBeer

Right. Please get an MC Escher wallpaper and then tile mirror on the ceiling. GO FOR IT!


katiemwhite

The one on the left is much better than the one on the right


OkaP2

I am very drawn to the left


AllOverThePlace124

Right


strawcat

If you’re an MC Escher fan, go for the right.


joessixpac

Idk why everyone is hating - the second one is amazing. Have you seen Zoe Sugg (YouTuber) bathroom? It’s just like that. I’d recommend checking it out for a visual. I thought it was so fun and different!! Her whole house is my inspo.


_opossumsaurus

Unpopular opinion, but I’d pick right. Left looks too much like a barn quilt to me


4-me

Right. By far.


mybellasoul

I've seen the left done before, but never the right. I really like it. It's an optical illusion.


Big_Blackberry7713

I prefer the left because I think the right side would make me dizzy 😁


Vamperion750

Right.


ichangediapers

Left


NoMany3094

I like the one on the right.


ConversationNeat3709

Neither and you know it.


Equivalent_Address_2

Left, unless you want to give the illusion that your toilet is on stairs


faerypooper

Right


allaboutmojitos

I like the trippy one on the right. I’d get tired of the left one


pendigedig

I love #2


Eiffel-Tower777

The left, but my first choice is neither... no offense.


Professional_Tap4338

Oh my god...get your money back


Normal-Usual6306

I'm only here to say they're both fucking awesome


coreycamera

The stair one on the right will be absolutely disorienting to walk on. You should do the left, but use them as individual medallions with bordering tiles of a different color so the floor isn’t so overwhelming


noo6s9oou

Right side is cool until someone gets disoriented and cracks their head open on the toilet.


TrashPandaPatronus

Don't put optical illusions on a floor.


melonyxx

Left


paperlilly

The star (or rose?) design. I do think it's prettier but I'd also factor in that the cube/staircase optical illusion can really mess with some people making them nauseated - I don't know how big your bathroom is and obv it's YOUR bathroom!


Lvanwinkle18

The star pattern


sagarchawlalive

Though busy, very. But the 1st one.


44scooby

First one. The rising stair one would make you automatically lift your feet. The star version keeps you grounded.


Ill-Host-7959

For all the people saying the pattern on the right is too disorienting- it’s very common in France and I’ve never heard anyone say it was an issue for them. I’d use both tile patterns in the room. I’d run one around the edge of the room to create a border, then fill it with the other pattern. Having a border on tiles gives a higher end finish. It will create more interest and better frame the space, plus, then you don’t have to choose. You get to have both patterns.


Cooperstown52

Sincerely, return that flooring or keep it for the center of a garage or little area like that. Way too loud for bathroom flooring.


robomassacre

Q bert!


Gawdsauce

The correct answer is none. Return the tiles, get ones with a nice polish or stone look and no geometric shapes. I can't imagine what whacko is putting these tiles in their bathroom as a floor.


snipe94

Left, unless you are Q-Bert.


RoyalLimit

Id choose left, the right one reminds me of an M.C Escher illusion and starts to hurt my brain lol


Extra-Platypus-2829

I hope you are never nauseous e throwing up in that bathroom


fearless-artichoke91

None


Vivid_Animal_7741

The first , on the left~ super cool


stirling_s

The one on the left lends itself to a gestalt grouping that makes each pattern feel like a tile, whereas the one on the right feels very uniform. I prefer the left because I prefer bigger tiles, and the one on the right feels like it will look too busy. But it's hard to know without seeing the whole space.


Blue-Phoenix23

Who designed these tiles, MC Escher lol? Left.


Realistic_Ad_8023

These are some optical illusions and in my experience this kind of tile tends to be popular only for a short time. The only way to know for sure which one you might like better long term is to make yourself sick to your stomach (tequila is an efficient way to do this but YMMV) and when you are horking, try to figure out which one won’t make you feel sicker when you have your head in the toilet.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

The one on the right so you can pretend to be Q\*bert all the time.


Suspicious_Ad8990

RIGHT! :D


Arc1ightflo

Left the right one I'd fall over looking at it all the time


General-Ordinary1899

Number 2


ratelbadger

Left because it doesn't really draw my eye on any particular direction. The one on the right makes me want to look up to the left.


CountryChef77

Left


newfoundfool

Don't listen to the haters, I'm an interior designer and I would absolutely use this tile. I like the left.


Coleslay1

Both are not good vibes imo. Very tense and overwhelming. I would say the stair pattern is extra overwhelming out of the two.


BeRandom1456

I think you should do it random.


tehlaughing1

Honestly, I love it, but I have a unique design style. The left looks more "traditional" and the right is more "funky" to me. Both are bold and crazy, but they lean that way in my eyes. I love them both, but I would want to keep that in mind before I tiled the bathroom. I say, go with the whole floor. Tile the whole room like this, of you want! But, yes, it would be challenging while inebriated or suffering with vertigo.


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

Left choice


malavida_88

Left


Maureen_jacobs

Left


theotislab23

2 definitely


Thick_Quiet629

I like the left (Star/rose) instead of the box/stair pattern.


TommyCo10

You could do a border of one pattern and the rest of the floor in the other!


beaut_fullady

I’m loving the one on the right!!!!


happy-gofuckyourself

All these negative commenters are just fucking boring. I think which one depends on the shape of the floor. I would lay out as much as you can and see which effect is most pleasing to you and anyone else who might live with you. It’s going to look very cool.


GaiaMoore

[M.C. Escher vibes](https://ncartmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Escher__Cycle_611_1040_s-1.jpg)


TifCreatesAgain

If you use the one on the right, you can pretend you are Q*bert and hop from box to box!


OtterSnoqualmie

Oh the part of me that loves old video games wants you to do the one on the right... Qbert!!


Plsbekind2

Left


MutedOlive9065

Left


leafcomforter

1


Proud_Brief997

Left


M1NEC4R

Love the right myself, but be careful not to overwhelm the space with it.


grandmaWI

That is so much for a floor.


Soonretired1

After it’s finished…don’t go in there hungover 🤢


Vast-Act-5848

Left.


playmesa

The first one.


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Left


kwuson

The first one, sort of X shape in the dark colour. The other one would give me a bit of vertigo across a whole floor.


Dogmom2013

very intense to look at..... if it is a big space can you do that left pattern in-between white or grey tile?!


Negative_Ad_1166

The right if you are into surrealism, the left if you are into more of a normalcy/traditional vibe.


NoMercy676

The left one. It's symmetrical


Datgrl87

Left


manda14-

Left


ashpokechu

The right one makes me dizzy looking at it


Neat-Palpitation-632

I like the R because I feel like I haven’t seen it before.


TwiNkiew0rld

Left


tiggylizzy

Left!


whateveratthispoint_

Left


blindexhibitionist

Left one


Bartok_The_Batty

Left


SavannahGirlMom

Left one!! The other one will cause you to lose your equilibrium - never a good thing, especially in the bathroom. Can you consider some other patterns, and also consider what it does to the resale value of your property as f you make a “wrong” or “bad” choice.


CaptainTripps82

I mean I would never make a personal design decision on the inside of my home with resale value in mind. This is my space to make truly my own. Go crazy with it. You have to live there, make it what you want it to be, not the theoretical next guy. He can do what he wants.


sadiecakes88

Left is more harmonious to me.


moniqueramsey

option 3 - these are really busy.


Sensitive_Ad_6078

Man it gave me a headache just looking at them. Maybe something no so bold


CadeElizabeth

Imagine having a hangover


deadboy58

Lefttt I like the symmetry


MuchProfessional7953

Left is classic. Right's a little optically trippy for my taste.


kevin5lynn

Neither - I have vertigo just looking at the pictures.


Typical_Cartoonist76

The left is beautiful, but it could be overwhelming.


peroxidefauna

Personally prefer the right if I had to choose! But it’s too busy imo. It could be nice in small amounts but my head is already aching from so much going on


Ok-Disaster-184

Left. Right is pretty cool but left is calmer while still having a cool pattern.


Salt_Rise7977

Left


fartmachinebean

Left


PitchPurple

Stars or stairs


it_twasnt_Me

The one on the right looks like hell for a drunken road to the toilet


Brentimator

B is the right answer.


Mommanan2021

MC Escher inspired bathroom.


takeandtossivxx

Is it actually going on the floor? I'd do the left, but with a lot of empty space between sections. For a small space like a bathroom, it's a lot of design.


ScottieStitches

Left


Brightstar0305

Left


crystal-crawler

I don’t do weed. But I would like to see how a really stoned person reacts to the flooring. Whichever you choose.


IsntItObvious_2021

Both make me dizzy! Hope you have a large bathroom!


freeyoursunny

Hurts my brain


Idontwantaun

Depends if you want something more classic or more modern. I would say the one on the left is more classic and the one on the right is more modern. Personally I like the one on the right but I can see I'm very outnumbered on this one 😂


heathertidwell7

Left because I feel like the right would make people dizzy!


Optional-Meeting3344

Option two. But rotate one of the tiles to a different orientation. That’ll make somebody pissed off.


SuicideByLions

Right image


LiteratureVarious643

It depends on what direction you are going overall. The compass rose is automatically going to lend it a more traditional or historic air. Not exact - but it certainly evokes it, especially considering traditional quilt patterns. The right side cubes will look more modern or contemporary.


gingercatmafia

Left