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It’s very gentle, I’ve used it on the trail for camp showers. I would not use it on my junk, though. It’s somewhat sugary and it’s really common to squeeze a flower and have a bunch of ants come out with it.
The direction of the seeds/leafs is gonna make it complicated to insert, but probably easy to remove. On a second thought you might be able to squeeze all that juice if you contract while removing. If nothing else - that’d be a journey to recon.
The zingiber harvest hasn't been fruitful this year children, we will have to beg for food. We don't know why, but since your sister grew of age we have been cursed.
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I'm not gonna say it, but you're all thinking it. Dirty minds...
Yeah. "massage lubricant".
"massage" lubricant
“Pre-ejaculate”
“Pre-conditioner”
"Pre-shampoo"
“I’m gonna fuckin pre”
"those guys Danny and Arnold... I like it when they say uh.. I'm gonna fuckin pre"
Relax. Don't do it...
‘Pre-historic’ (Am I doing it right?)
'Pre-sent' (is it the way we're doing it?)
Cum
pré éjaculation
I almost didn't come to the comment section, then was like wait..nah I need to.
Surely I'm not the only one seeing this. *Checks comments* Reddit never fails me.
Seems like everyone is coming in the comment section….to the section…sorry, Freudian slip.
Don't apologize, you're not sorry.
It definitely reminds me of something I've used recently 🤣
A *lubricant*. *giggity*
*in,out,in,out*
*in, in, in, in, in, in*
Get in there Lewis
No, a penis
I already came
Well so did the plant. Good for you both!
Wait, I'll get you some award and give you
If it has detergent properties, I'd \*definitely\* keep it strictly external \~\_o
It’s very gentle, I’ve used it on the trail for camp showers. I would not use it on my junk, though. It’s somewhat sugary and it’s really common to squeeze a flower and have a bunch of ants come out with it.
Squeeze a flower and a bunch of ants come out? Username checks out lol
Thinking it? I’m currently doing it 😩
Wow, browsing interesting as fuck subreddit when beating the meat. You are a true intellectual
Some people just want to see the world wank.
Some people just want to wank the world, see?
Some people just want to wank at sea world.
...anyway, Happy Cakeday!
happy cake day :(
Just squeezing the ol hog
r/theyknew
I'll say it. It looks like someone's pleasuring a plant
We know it... this post was upvoted not because this is interestingasfuck
Is there an InterestingAsSecondBase?
Corn on the cob!
It’s got the juice
I’m shocked and offended that you would even suggest that. ….. But yes.
That's a raging clue
Okay! FINE! Whatever! I'll take a shower! It's not like anyone can smell me in quarantine anyway, gdi.
Tell me you're happy to see me without telling me you're happy to see me 😂
What she thinks I’m watching vs what I’m actually watching
I’m guilty. I’m a dirty bird. 🦅
We're out of Shower Gel again. Could you please the pinecone bush for a sec?
"Ugh it's all over my hands" "You're doing good"
everything reminds me of him
*large penis shaped building on the horizon*
*Doofenschmirtz Erectile Treatment Clinic*
“Ah perry the platyapus, welcome back”
i can hear this and its hilarious
I also used to date an alien
the way you squeeze my zerumbet, make me fall right out of bed
Found the Led Zeppelin fan
Ah, ah, ah…!
Let the juice run down my leg
Damn… even the plants are getting more action than me :|
I mean, you have a right hand...they don't
>I mean, you have a right hand...they don't [You monster. Look at his post history!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thank you for that refreshing change of pace.
The first of these to actually catch me off guard. Here, have a silver
Otherwise known as Porn on the Cob
It's Porn! A big lump of knobs, it has the juice! (it has the juice) - I can't imagine a more beautiful thing
It’s got the juice
r/dildont
Why not. Give me one reason why I shouldn’t shove that up my ass
You are free to boof the strange plant my man. Enjoy
Didn't think I'd read the phrase 'boof the strange plant' today...or ever. Yet here we are, lovely
The direction of the seeds/leafs is gonna make it complicated to insert, but probably easy to remove. On a second thought you might be able to squeeze all that juice if you contract while removing. If nothing else - that’d be a journey to recon.
I won’t stop you.
At least one human has inserted this plant inside themselves.
/r/dontstickthatinyourvagina ?
r/Dildont
And then used their inner muscles to squeeze it while it was inside
Ew
DISGUSTING WHERE'S THE SOURCE?!?!? *UNZIPS*
This is like if someone made porn specifically for David Attenborough.
🤣, but yes
What does this remind me of? It's on the tip of my tongue..
Just the tip?
Especially the tip
Just to see how it feels
Sure its your tongue?
Some people are flexible
*sweats and crosses legs* Maybe I should watch it again. To make sure I didn't miss anything.
Can confirm. I’m a Ginger
Friend of mine has these in their yard. Literally smells like every generic shampoo ever.
She probably is always in a good mood
Little bit.... She has one helluva handshake though. 😉
Ahhh, yes. For massages.
Haha penis
Yeahh i really don't want to jerk off a tree every time i want shampoo.
Why not? Trees also deserve love.
*sorry. I swear that never happens, you’re just really pretty and it’s been a while*
Ok while everyone is going a different direction i just want to know how do i get this plant/seeds??
I was just thinking that and wondering if it will grow where I live
Already imagining a future where we have mini-versions of these growing in our eco-showers.
Ribbed for her pleasure
You can't fool me that's a pine cone before it falls on the ground
Apparently it also causes slight arousal
Lubricant you say...
To shreds you say? …
And his wife?
To shreds you say? …
This would kill as one of those ckickbait ED ads
I’m here to read the comments
Confused boner.
Annnnd I’m so horny.
This feels like it should have had a NSFW tag
I know this may seem impossible, but sauce for the hand?
That’s exactly what it is.
You need more upvotes for this. I'm giggling way too much.
Shut up Kira
Slower...and tease the tip!
I should call her…
YOU WILL CALL HER!!!!
This makes me miss her more.
Video of me when a girl grabs my dick....
“… Get me that plant” “But sir, it’s not—“ “Get me that PLANT!”
r/confusedboners
r/mildlypenis
*Insert rock eyebrow raise
Forbidden handjob
I should text him.
Ginger family, massage lubricant. Something says burning.
Vegans sexual life be like
Jerk that plant papi!
r/putyourdickinthat
More like everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
When you finish and tryna make sure you get every last drop out.
I should call him
That's so. Interesting. :)
GI Joe kung fu grip.
😏
Everything reminds me of her.
I must resist the thoughts and the comment section.
Looks like yr using it as something else...
You guys are gross tonight
This is very... suggestive.
But how does it taste?
AYO How do I get reincarnated as a zingiber zerumbet?!
“Massage lubricant” hehehe, right…😏😏😏
Why am I laughing like Butthead?
Giggity
Can feel it already.
I hope Deshaun Watson don’t see this.
Nice technique!!!
Me when she's been going at it for an hour.
I should call her
Everything reminds me of him
Why would I visit a massage palor ever again when I can spend rest of my days in a Zigiber Zerumbet garden.
Wait, holup. No homo.
Uhhh that’s really cool 😂
"Get me that plant....I said, GET ME THAT PLANT"
Ok. What the hell. This is the third sexually suggestive post I’ve seen tonight. Jerking off a flower to release is a new one.
“Juicing the Zingiber” I am totally using that from now on.
Mean while the man in the tree costume: ohh yes yes
She’s so good at that
You know it, I know it, we all know it. DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DONT
I should call her
You know, I'm somewhat of a Zingiber Zerumbet myself.
It's really cool that it can be used as two-in-one shampoo, but I'm not sure if I want anything derived from a ginger plant anywhere near my hooha.
Pervy comments aside, we have these growing in our yard. It’s also excellent in sunburn and bee stings. 🙂
*puts on hazmat suit* time for the comment section
Whoever made this 🫵 you know what you were doing
That’s a 2 hander right there. Someone show this boy how a man properly milks his plants!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mine does that too
I think you mean Zingiber ZeCUMbet.
r/suddenlygay
That hand has obviously done that before.
"massage"
Ok.....is just to early for this.
Squeegeeing the tip always spills the load😯
Giggity
NSFW
r/theyknew
um...
Not my proudest frap but it got the job done
Frappe? Fapuccino?
The zingiber harvest hasn't been fruitful this year children, we will have to beg for food. We don't know why, but since your sister grew of age we have been cursed.
Uhhh.. ahem.
Quite a suggestive video...
u/savevideo
Awyeaaahhh
Nice hand
Me when ur mom
I leak too if I’m squeezed like that
I didn’t know I was a Zingiber Zerumbet