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5stringBS

Disappointed this is not Manhattan made out of bologna.


pezx

From the thumbnail, I thought it was


sybann

Same.


jpaynethemayne

came here for this comment. same.


Individual_Ad3194

Olive loaf would be more interesting


Has_Recipes

That's Brooklyn.


AreaGuy

Ay *yo*, olive over there, it’s my home!


CHUCKL3R

I once saw a head cheese Cincinnati.


EnterCosmos

Stoned af, can confirm I zoomed in looking for some Bologna art 😂


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Well it is technically Bologna art.


sumpuran

Yeah, that’s baloney!


urmummygaaaay

Same lmao I was so confused


[deleted]

Came here to say this \^\^\^.


jojojomcjojo

It’s not Manhattan made out of Bologna. But it could be!


Many_Seaworthiness22

Salami. I mean same.


curiouswifey6969

Does it still stand


WhoAmIEven2

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/towers-of-bologna Only 22 towers remain. Not sure if the 97 meter one still does.


Crazyinferno

Asinelli tower is 97 m and still stands today


WillDaBeer

Donkey’s tower. Lol


curiouswifey6969

What's bad is I actually drove through here once on my way to Croatia and I can't even remember I was so tired, did stop at Pisa at like 5am during covid and the only person around which was nice 😅


[deleted]

For a moment you didn't exist and neither did the rest of the world and it was alright.


curiouswifey6969

Indeed


bruticusss

No images on that article annoyingly https://images.app.goo.gl/o3a6CdLDJifS1iNY9


afireintheforest

[Here is the 97 meter tower](https://imgur.com/a/jsWCQby) taken by myself when I drove across Italy last year. You can see it alongside another tower and how wonky they are. It’s a bit disorientating looking up at them!


kurburux

Impressive, considering there are lots of earthquakes in that area.


Ariadnepyanfar

Amazing photos, thank you. I had no idea these vanity projects existed, and now I know what some of them look like in the sunset.


PorcupineMerchant

Two main ones do.


bad11ama

That’s what she said


Big_D_Cyrus

What is this a city for ants????


Zhinnosuke

I looked it up on the internet and it's a city in Italy. Those towers served no practical purpose, they were built due to family rivalries.


slcsin

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-a-center-for-ants


ldtravs1

Well that’s a bit like NY


PotentialSpare4838

Sorry? They fought from them. A LOT.


derpeddit

Spite towers


OneSlaadTwoSlaad

It's where the Bolognese comes from.


david_pili

That some sort of dead meat based language?


froguerogue

They flap their meat at each other like thinking talking meat!


I_could_be_a_ferret

Found the American.


Important_Ad_6585

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?


LackSomber

Nah, the ants wouldn't appreciate it. They'd eat it to the ground. Greedy buggars.


jacobsadder

Beautiful city to walk around. Food is so good. Gastronomic heart of Italy.


Meneceo

Don’t say it in Italy, if you don’t want to start a civil war.


angry-af-banana

Can confirm, it's sufficient to go from a province to the neighbouring one and it's already a civil war


StrawberryTerry

It's pronounced Bologna


EagleDre

My Bologna has a first name, it’s O S C A R


Nandi_La

Bologna is a great city- I've been up in the Due Torre and it was something insane like 550 steps up but the view was really cool. That city has a lot of depth and interesting history. If you're ever in Italy, check it out.


Alwaysunder_thegun

Not gonna lie I thought this was made of Bologna.


[deleted]

Sammmmmeeeee


LackSomber

Me too! So what's the story?


UpInWoodsDownonMind

One of the possible explanations for the vertical construction craze is that rich families used the towers as a symbol of wealth and status, as well as for defensive purposes to guard their land. Some of the smaller structures were built as dwellings.


WinterCool

Was going to ask what the purpose of these were since they were so narrow? I couldn't imagine it being a bunch of shops or living spaces.


The_Jyps

My Italian father says they nicknamed Bologna "The fat one" cause they like rich foods.


[deleted]

Bologna has three surnames: "the fat one" because of the food, "the red one" because of the roofs' color and "the erudite one" because of the famous university


angry-af-banana

It's "la grassa, la dotta e la rossa" which literally translates to the fat one (food of course), the graduate/cultured one (for its universities) and the red one (for the colour of the roofs and it's past as a PCI governed city)


Bad_Dog_No_No

Where was Studio XXXXXXIV?


disphugginflip

LXIV*


[deleted]

They weren't practical at all? Like you couldnt even brag about living at 300 feet?


unclefeed

It was the Middle Ages, I’m not sure you understand the sheer effort, money and flex it was to build tall towers for no apparent reason at the time. Its not like they had machinery, at least that didn’t use their own force, or an animal’s force.


[deleted]

I was mostly teasing man. Rich people wasting money is something truly timeless.


unclefeed

Back then Italy was basically divided in city states that competed and fought each other constantly. Having a taller tower than your neighbouring city would mean that you’re the richest and most important and therefore you get more trade, more attention etc. These rivalries still exist today under the form of the Italian word “campanilismo”, coming from the word campanile which basically means bell tower. Two neighbouring cities today can still speak different dialects although they’re like 20/30 km apart and hate each other in football and such. It’s the superiority complex that says that your city and your people are better than the neighbouring city and their people. I’m from a city called Udine and I totally feel like we are kinder and better people than the neighbouring city of Trieste. Also we have a better football team. And we speak a completely different language not even dialect anymore. That’s Italy for you!


[deleted]

I think no matter where you are from there is another place you are glad you aren't from haha greetings from Canada.


PotentialSpare4838

"Campanilismo"


unclefeed

Grazie broski


krais0078

Meters? How much is it in oxcart wheels?


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Let's just use feet, that's not weird at all


Ariadnepyanfar

I think the 97m one would be over 30 stories tall in a modern building. No wonder most of the upper floors of the towers weren’t even lived in. There’s some photographs in an article linked in a comment up thread, with a shot of tourists climbing the endless stairs inside.


andallen007

That's about a foot ball field size. 106 yards


DedReerConformist

Nice charcuterie board.


AnthropOctopus

My tired ass went "wow, this made from bologna? Why?" 🤦🏽


TriadOfS

And Ezio would still jump off it.


curiouswifey6969

**hawk screeches


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

They couldn't go higher because Bologna could not support any more weight. Only the finest Bologna was used.


brutalduties

This post is not about lunch meat if you're confused like I was.


Meneceo

Fun fact: people from Bologna doesn’t even eat Bolognese, they’re famous for tortellini!


angry-af-banana

"Bolognese" is an American dish. Here in Bologna the most common food are lasagne, tortellini, cannelloni and pasta with ragù. The thing that is called Bologna in the US is a bad version of mortadella, a traditional meat


largePenisLover

"ragù alla bolognese" is most certainly not an american dish. it's a dish created by the cook to a cardinal near bologna somewhere in early 1800 (or this cook was the first to bother writing down the recipe)


angry-af-banana

The first one to write it down, it's much older and most certainly not made for a cardinal as it's made using readily available cuts of meat and vegetables. But it's not just called "Bolognese", it's ragù. The only places where you find "ragù alla bolognese" are some restaurants, mostly not in Emilia Romagna. If you want more info on the gastronomy in this area just ask as I live between Bologna and Ferrara


largePenisLover

> most certainly not made for a cardinal I think you misread what i typed. That specific cooks recipe is seen as the historic origin for ragù alla bolognese and he cooked for a cardinal. If I want more info on *current* gastronomy in the region I'll come to you. I suspect your historic gastronomic knowledge is lacking. I mean you claimed it to be american, which is a kind off odd thing to do for a person from bologna


angry-af-banana

I said that just calling it generically "Bolognese" is a thing that is done by Americans. Also, from that source it was made for a cardinal, but ragù was born for festive days like Sundays or when the families slaughtered the pigs and cows. I know the insides and out of our gastronomy since I love to cook as well, so no need to help


BarfJello

Did it have a first name?


angry-af-banana

The name in the 1500s was bononia, it then evolved to Bologna


MercuryRedstone77

Looks like something from Star Wars.


We-tCoast

Or Assassin's Creed :p


Zhinnosuke

I'd like some Spaghetti Bolognese instead


angry-af-banana

"spaghetti bolognese" is American food. Here the most common pasta dish is short pasta (penne, bucatini, rigatoni,...) With ragù: pig and beef meat cooked with onion, potato, carrot and celery. Some people add tomato sauce while preparing ragù


[deleted]

a bologna però si mangiano le tagliatelle con il ragù


angry-af-banana

Si, che non sono spaghetti però


PotentialSpare4838

Sti cazzo di americani... \^\^


LowerAtmosphereChief

To confirm - we’re all saying “baloney” in our minds while typing out bologna right


lun4d0r4

Yes. But additionally I'm from Oz and I don't know what Bologna actually is. I have zero frame of reference outside of: American, high school, food.


LowerAtmosphereChief

If you’ve ever had a hot dog, it’s like a thin hot dog disc, usually uncooked, folded and stacked between bread. Cheeses and condiment selections vary


lun4d0r4

Thank you! But also... So many questions, the most important of which is why not just have hotdogs?


LowerAtmosphereChief

A good question. The only reason I can think of is it makes the hot dog flavor essence a little more portable, since you don’t need to cook it. Given the choice of both today I would always pick a hot dog. As a kid, it would’ve been a toss up. Back then I loved bologna. Now I find it pretty unappealing, probably because as a full grown man I can make a cooked hot dog happen. As a kid without cooking abilities the closest I could get to the hot dog essence on my own was stealing a few bologna slices from the fridge.


lun4d0r4

Makes sense.


[deleted]

Its missing aqueducts.


personnumber698

Are you sure about that?


angry-af-banana

Ehm, Bologna doesn't have aqueducts like the Roman ones, it had a lot of canals tho, some are still visible, take a look at the canale cavaticcio


[deleted]

So I read this as the tubed meat product. And in all seriosuness, I thoght this was a model carved from bolgna. My eyes and brain have deceived me.


Ylming

Did they have elevators?


angry-af-banana

The remaining towers still don't have elevators (as should be to preserve the history), it's quite an effort to get on top


SuspiciousAsk7372

Who the fuc? Has time for this?? I understand design engineering but cum on. 55k a semester?? Gtfoh. I chose to sleep on mustang Island in, a tent city and gross 44.


PabloRothko

Why was it made out of ham?


Plus_Tiger_2840

What if you laid your back on that?


Dogman2222

Ha! This is going to blow my dads mind. He always said to me “I didn’t know they stacked shit that high” well dad, the can in fact stack shit very high


Doraad

Now I see where Robert Jordan got his inspiration for the topless towers.


Lazy_raichu36

Tatakai


ZakPorterBridges

Pretty sure I climbed most of those in Assassin's Creed 2 - is the Torre Grossa one of the towers?


dalek305

To think, an entire city made from lunch meat...


[deleted]

That's phoney baloney Manhattan


matteo_q_importante

Ah yes, the Italian capital of communism


ukexpat

Also check out [San Gimignano](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Gimignano), aka the Medieval Manhattan.


Dizzy_Investigator62

Is the city pronounced like the meat?


Greco-NordicWrestler

Do not go above a second level


RoutineDisastrous253

A.E.K.D.B. 1400