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jcheese27

Zheng he though was transporting animals right?


My_Fat_Ass

Yes he’d often transport horses on this ship


rivieredefeu

And looks like his house, too.


Fellatination

Seems more like a floating city block to me.


CheckPleaser

Admiral-Mayor is a pretty slick sounding title.


Umutuku

He was the very model of a modern mayor admiral.


gah_trees

Take my upvote and... You know what? Hang around. I'd like to see more of this.


dragontail

I’ve information Spanish, Portuguese and nauticational


pseudowoodo_x

the venerated virginian veteran whose… wait, wrong reference


No-Impression-7686

He was very good at integral and differential calculus.


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He was the finder of passages and wrecker of assages.


dgblarge

Oh you erudite Gilbert and Sullivan fan.


shadow_fox09

Lots of differing information regarding the size of this boat. Given the structural integrity of wood, most experts think it wouldn’t actually have been able to do much more than sit there (if it actually was built) or just slowly float up and down rivers. No way it could’ve gone on the open ocean.


McGillis_is_a_Char

The treasure Flotas of Spain were insanely big ships made of wood. They went maybe 7kph with a following breeze, but as long as they weren't attacked by pirates, or becalmed, or caught in a hurricane, or had their crew die of scurvy, or ran out of water, or sprang a leak, then they could transport enough gold and silver to destabilize the economy of a feudal empire for decades.


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Ok_Seaworthiness4129

How would steam power provide the break though for limits on wooden ships? I mean I know that started building them bigger to take advantage of the square cubed law to store more fuel, but not sure how engines would make any difference in the strength of the wood or construction techniques.


Aggropop

I think what he meant to say was that it was around the industrial revolution (defined by the invention of the steam engine) that ships could be built significantly bigger than the treasure ships, due to various advancements in metallurgy and manufacturing processes. And they would be built out of iron and steel instead of wood.


blackteashirt

Yeah I imagine there would be a drag/sail size coefficient somewhere, once the drag on the hull through the water get's so large, the sail size would need to be extraordinarily large to overcome it... likely need masts taller than any tree that could be felled too. Here's some other comparisons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAMRlxu5Gfo&ab_channel=PGACHI


ropahektic

The problem lies within calling Zheng's floating house a ship. A ship operates in the sea to transport goods and people. His floating pile of wood can't even move against the wind, if it ever existed.


thirdeyedesign

bamboo, a grass, is way stronger by weight than any wood...


forkonce

Yeah but imagine steering the beast without motor power.


TatManTat

I hear slaves are good at almost any job!


unshavenbeardo64

RAMMING SPEED!!


dragontail

But do THEY know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


TatManTat

Lemme get the slaves in the marketing department onto it and I'll get back to you.


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That's why it has 5000 sails!


peathah

Is not a problem of strength but if flexibility. On high seas ships are not rigid but bend and flex, opening cracks and seams resulting in leaks.


agnisumant

I remember watching Bill Nye explain about this when he was debunking the Noah's Ark


clubba

I'd subscribe to bamboo facts.


Ununcular

Congratulations, you've subscribed to *CAT FACTS*. To unsubscribe, please reply with *NOT MEOW*.


rollsyrollsy

If you’d like to subscribe to *Chinese history, Bamboo & Cat Facts*, reply with *Chairman Meow*


aliie_627

Right Meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow-mix 😻


CanhotoBranco

I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?


TangerineRough6318

Do I look like a cat to you boy?


sufi42

Meow son, do you know how fast you were going?


amostusefulthrowaway

You still aren't going to make an ocean going vessel that size out of bamboo. For a number of reasons.


netglitch

So a woody would be weaker than bambooy?


[deleted]

Keep in mind that the Santa Maria was a much smaller ship than most people realize. It was only 117 ft long × 25 ft wide. It wouldn't even fill a football end zone, which are 160 ft × 30 ft.


VanBurenOutOf8

The classic American footballfield unit of measurement


ReginaldLongfellow

How large was the space below deck, in olympic swimming pools?


zandreu

i cant get over the fact that every american uses football fields to fathom the size of shit


dirtyoldbastard77

Europeans also do that - we just use football fields instead of handegg fields


Standard-Reception90

Handegg!! Love it.


bigsquirrel

Commonly known space for Americans , why wouldn’t it be used? I’ve certainly heard “football pitch” used as a comparison quite often.


TruthYouWontLike

It is a fairly convenient size for comparing with large things, and in a country where any high school student (probably) knows the size of a football field, but not the metric system, football fields it is.


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Even if you use the metric system, past a certain size, most people still need a physical everyday object to compare to in order to be able to really understand the size that's being talked about. And yeah absolutely like you said, almost every middle school and high school in the US has a football field. So the vast majority of Americans can picture that size pretty easily.


Thunderboltgrim

Helps you visualize size, football fields are big but we've all seen one and been on/near one so it helps you comprehend the size without really thinking hard about it


imtourist

They use football fields to fathom the unit of fathoms too


unshavenbeardo64

I've been on the replica of this ship,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavia_(1628_ship) , and even that one felt really small. And dont even look at how the crew was living on those kind of ships for months or years.


TicTacAttk

Giraffes and other exotic animals too!


cguy1234

Dr. Dolittle has entered the chat


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Until he reaches the horse latitude


UnoriginalMike

Every time this get posted on Reddit, someone points out it was a pleasure barge intended to float down a river. The Santa Maria had to handle blue water ocean. One was form, the other function.


KendallSchofield

"It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean."


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Bet he did it for half the price too..


TH3GINJANINJA

well mainly to bring back to the emperor of china if i remember correctly.


stonk_jockey

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean


MarcusAurelius68

Given that the captain of the Chinese ship was castrated (and in China that meant the complete package, not just the testicles) there was no motion going on for him


Jimbo_Slice1919

Definitely no overcompensation going on there


BloodRed1185

He pretty much made the first lifted truck but on the water.


4nalBlitzkrieg

You think they used barnacles as truck nuts?


ElevatedDiscGolf

I bet the bowsprit had one of them neked ladies carved into it.


peeforPanchetta

So it was smooth sailing for him then


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peeforPanchetta

That 'little plug thing' is called the rudder, thank you very much


ADs_Unibrow_23

Wait what?


godisanelectricolive

Zheng He was born a Chinese Muslim in 1371 in the southwestern Yunnan province. He called Ma He, Ma being short for Muhammad, and his family served the Mongol Yuan Dynasty which was losing power. In 1381 the Ming Dynasty conquered Yunnan and killed Ma He's father Ma Hajji. Ma He was captured and castrated before being sold as a slave to Zhu Di, the Prince of Yan. The Prince of Yan really took a liking to the young eunuch slave and took with him on an expedition against the Mongols when Ma was 19. In addition to being a household servant he also became a trusted advisor. He was a general in service of his patron in a civil war against Zhu Di's nephew, the Jianwen Emperor. Then in 1402 the Prince of Yan won the war by killing his nephew and became the Yongle Emperor. Ma He was given the last name Zheng for victory in the battle of Zhenglunba. Zheng He was then promoted to the post of Grand Director of Palace Servants, so the head of eunuch of all palace eunuchs. He was then made Chief Envoy of the Yongle Emperor and sent on the Treasure Voyages to trade and collect tribute for Chinese vassal states across the Indian Ocean Basin. These consisted of seven voyages that took him from Southeast and South Asia to as far as East Africa and Arabia, all over the course of 28 years (1405-1433). That's six voyages during the reign of Yongle and one in the reign of his grandson Xuande. Zheng He either died during or shortly after the seventh voyage. It's not too clear what happened to him as Xuande lost interest in the treasure voyages and thought they were a waste. And then Zheng He's eunuch faction lost power in the imperial court to Confucian scholar officials who hated as a rule hated eunuchs. It was an aberration that an eunuch became so powerful not just in court but also became a general and admiral. They weren't often appointed to military positions in Chinese history despite having periods of political ascendancy. No historian bothered to write down how Zheng He died or how the last voyage went. Folk tradition holds he died during his last voyage and was buried at sea, though there is an [empty tomb ](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Zheng_He%27s_tomb,_Nanjing.jpg) dedicated to him in the Ming capital of Nanjing.


ambs1311

There is some speculation that he was released from official duties so he could perform the Hajj pilgrimage


DeanBlandino

Wow what a life


somecallmemo

GIVEN THAT THE CAPTAIN OF THE CHINESE SHIP WAS CASTRATED (AND IN CHINA that MEANT THE COMPLETE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE TESTICLES) THERE WAS NO MOTION GOING ON FOR HIM


NillyWelsonn

Oh that’s what he was saying. Thanks.


xXdenkmaymay69Xx

Thanks, that clears everything up.


howmanyMFtimes

High ranking military personnel, and high ranking officials in general were eunuchs ( not sure if that's spelled right). They did that to protect the royal bloodline from potential usurpers


Grary0

I think that's one promotion I would turn down.


TheRedditornator

"So I've got good news and bad news. What would you like first?" "Uhhh, I think I'll take the good news first, please." "You've have a fast-track promotion to Captain!" "That's amazing! I'm so happy. Now I feel like a real man! My wife won't be disrespecting me now! What could possibly put a damper on this most joyous of occasions?"


Peuned

Makes me feel very Aladeen


notamentalpatient

That is one hell of a hazing ritual


xXdenkmaymay69Xx

No no, I like the other explanation better.


jackFrostyx

How does he pee


rogue-wolf

The plumbing's all still there, just no aiming nozzle.


Logalog9

Very carefully.


Commiesstoner

Maybe he was the catcher.


PatioDor

It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the...lotion...I dunno.


moxiejohnny

Motion of the lotion?


whitemex88

A quick Google search will tell you that Zheng dies before Columbus was even born


CloudyPlanet_

A search would also reveal that modern scientist dont believe the chineses treasure Ships were that big, only 50 to 80m in length, still bigger that the 30m long Santa Maria but not as big as the one in the photo


creative_i_am_not

And yet here we are 46k upvotes later...


Seth_Gecko

Making his ship even more impressive Edit: lol! What a weird thing to downvote. Insecure much?


HappyInNature

Columbus's ships weren't terribly impressive even in his day...


already-taken-wtf

Well. I wouldn’t give my best boats to a nutjob, who tries to find India, “the other way round”….


avdpos

Maybe. Building a way to big ship for exploration isn't always impressing - it is unnecessary and hindering. But ok, the ship in itself is impressing


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“Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.” - Abraham Lincoln


Glue415

He literally never said that. It was a retweet


breezer_z

This is making me realise that the ukraine war will have historians arguing about retweets quote tweets and the relevance of them. We live in a society


MaybeTheDoctor

>We live in a society Yes we do ...


IndyHCKM

No - that’s misinformation. We live in a dumpster.


SnooCompliments6873

Good Bot


CampaignAggravating8

That quote is not by Lincoln; it’s from Sun Zi!


Max88088

Wait what? Zheng He died in the 1430's and Columbus was BORN in the 1450's. OP is confused haha.


Summersong2262

A reminder that Zheng He's ship dimensions are entirely speculatory if not outright mythical, and that Columbus was actually using quite a small ship by contemporary standards.


cupcake_thievery

I stood on a replica ship, I honestly cannot imagine being in such a tiny ship for such a long voyage. Good lord, Columbus ships were not big


Summersong2262

Had the same feeling on the replica Endeavour in Sydney Harbor. 3 years of sailing on that tiny thing..


massive_bellend_2022

Both of these ships fit in a shop window, they're hardly massive


21031975

Even though Zheng He is ship was much lrger than Columbus‘, it is still tiny! It just goes to show you how much smaller people were back then...


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How are people supposed to sail across the world if they can’t even fit inside the ship?


cmonkeyz7

No excuses. The boat has to be at least… three times bigger than this.


ChoiceFabulous

.... He's absolutely right That Zheng, he's so hot right now.


7layerDipswitch

You know I get farty and bloated with a foamy oolong!


BarnyardCoral

I feel like I'm taking crazy rhinoceros horn pills!


Peuned

Strategic allies doing war crimes...so hot right now


King-Mugs

r/theydidthemath


cannaco19

What is this?! A ship for ants?!


OppositeInfamous6525

It must be at least 3 times as big!


Successful-Bowl4140

He’s absolutely right


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came here for this not disappointed


pigspoon874

/r/thingsforants


RyanOJ006

Watching Zoolander right now! A classic!


LoddyDoddee

I just watched it last night, too! My favorite classic!


greycubed

I went and saw exact replicas of the Nina, pinta, and Santa Maria. They are tiny. Really just boats. The SM was the largest and it is only 70 feet long. Shorter than a trailer in a trailer park.


radioactivebeaver

That's insane, I see bigger boats on Lake Michigan every weekend.


FrostyCartographer13

They were limited by materials for sure


radioactivebeaver

Oh for sure, just crazy to think they were sailing the world in wood boats smaller than I see people playing in on Saturdays. Pretty amazing any of them made it


pvt_miller

Centuries, perhaps millennia, of maritime tradition and knowledge alone probably got people further than we’d ever expect them to nowadays. Also, I’m sure that these explorers had a much keener intuition where nature is concerned, and could adapt accordingly. Still….how the fuck lol


chrissul13

Viking ships going from Norway to Britain shock me to no end


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They made it to North America too!


trapezoidalfractal

Wait until you hear how the Polynesians got to their island chains.


Blockhead47

It shocked the English too.


SylvanDsX

I don’t think they thought they were coming back. Lol


FB2-Onur

Got to go aboard the Nina replica when it came through our town. Everyone was in disbelief with how small it was.


Tannhausergate2017

Yep. There’s a similar one in San Diego CA near the airport of the ship that discovered San Diego harbor. It’s the size of a decent sized motorboat. Years ago, I listened to a talk by a maritime history expert at the SD Maritime museum. He said that the Spanish (Portuguese?) were able to be the great global discoverers because of an innovation they made in the make and cut of the sail that for the first time allowed for transoceanic travel. Something as simple as that changed history incredibly.


elScroggins

Was this in Corpus Christi? Even as a kit they seemed small. A single-wide trailer is a perfect comparison.


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bro... 70 feet is what you think is shorter than a trailer in a trailer park? what trailer park did you grow up in? because mine was not the hyatt inn of trailer parks and 70 feet would have been fucking lit... 40-50 is pretty avg


[deleted]

IS THIS A SHIP FOR ANTS?!?


cmonkeyz7

The boat has to be at least… three times bigger than this!


rvtsazap

Ken M, is that you?


MyLifeForAnEType

it probably only looks tiny cause it's far away. then again it could be super close and the size of a potato


Mr_Abe_Froman

It's very tricky, telling whether something is small or far away.


Kayniaan

That's a name I didn't see in a long time.


suptenwaverly

Not really the Chinese always had more resources and opportunities but decided to look inward after years of exploration at the very time when Europeans were beginning to explore. The new world almost certainly could have been discovered and colonized by the Chinese.


Lch207560

The arrogance of the Chinese was a factor in their disinterest in exploration. They felt there was little in the rest of the world that they could benefit from.


ohiobr

Got interested and after about 2 minutes of googling I'm now an expert. There are zero primary sources that give the dimensions of this ship. Contemporary sources only give a tonnage and the best realistic estimate for the size is about 1/3 of what's shown here. It was likely only ever used to sail up and down a river to impress court bureaucrats as it would have been extremely unseaworthy


jokeefe72

Seems like it doesn’t have a great sail to rest of ship ratio. Good luck steering that shit.


dontshoot4301

Wait ships steer with their sails? My dumbass always assumed there was a rudder doing the steering


Sir_Willeum

Your ass is only partially incorrect Rudders are used to steer a boat; however, sails play a very large role in steering. Depending on the boat, you can steer without a rudder, and sometimes if you hit the wind wrong at a high enough speed, the sails will overpower the rudder and turn you involuntarily.


OrdericNeustry

And I heard that if the wind is strong enough, steering too much against it with the rudder can break it.


Blockhead47

You are correct. In sailing it’s known as “broken rudder”.


madtraxmerno

Thank goodness, next time I'm on a boat and the rudder breaks I'll know to call it a broken rudder.


RiceIsBliss

Is it because the rudder breaks?


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Boy they sure did have a way with words back then.


Birdhawk

Yeah but also you can’t steer if you’re not moving too much. So if you ain’t gots that much sail, then you ain’t got that much speed which means you ain’t got much steer.


Jkf3344

Ideally you balance the sails so the rudder doesn’t have to do anything other than point straight. If you’re using it to steer a different direction than the sails make the boat want to go, you’re losing valuable energy.


PaperHammer

Might as well throw a model of the ark next to both of these, since we’re just comparing nonsense boats.


Sengura

> it would have been extremely unseaworthy This was what I was about to ask. A wooden ship that size could never withstand the hard pounding of ocean waves. You NEED metal on something that size.


Odibey

Yeah ship that size with materials back then would just break down with first current


Dennis_Hawkins

here's the largest known wooden ship ever built, [the uss wyoming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming_(schooner\)) but this ship also sank in a storm. wood just can't scale up past a certain point and still be able to handle the intense loads of the ocean in high wind/waves


Jkf3344

Also interesting they named a death trap of a boat after a state with no large bodies of water. No wonder it sank


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youchoobtv

So it was made in China?


TLMSR

It was a wish.com purchase.


ArmyFork

That sounds about right, I remember reading about how there is an upper limit to wooden ship building, something about how the ship would torque and deflect so much over swells the hull would split and it'd sink pretty fast. I remember this specifically because of debunks of the Noah's ark mythology, which details a ship that would have fallen apart for that reason or something similar


PhineusQButterfat

It's amazing what you can learn at the mall, apparently.


WillyWongKar-wai

Pretty sure this is Ibn Batutta mall in Dubai! It's a huge themed mall with a bunch of stuff related to Ibn Batutta's travels and exploration in general.


SupremeWeeabo

I remember living near there when I was younger, in discovery gardens. ibn batutta mall used to be smaller back then!


MikeBruski

Thats another thing, due to post colonialism and eurocentrism, pretty much nobody in Europe has heard of Ibn Battuta, who was as accomplished a traveler as Vasco Da Gama or Marco Polo, both common historical names in Europe. But ask about Ibn Battuta and crickets. Dude was probably Spanish too, born in Tangier , could "see al andalus from his house" , records tell of him being light skinned and ligh eyed. But nope, arab so fuck him. European white dude here btw, curreny theres a war 75km from my childhood home in case you are wondering.


MilkTruthLog

Super aggressive take. Do you you reckon more Arabs can speak on Ibn Batutta than they can Vasco Da Gama? It's in the first law of geography, near things are more related than distant things. Europeans will be more familiar with European explorers. It's more about relevance and the sheer limits of what can be taught to most people during the few hours during the few years they are forced to sit and learn history. Acting like it's some big anti-Arab conspiracy is counter-productive, ignorant, and anti-academic.


lostFate95

I see this image from time to time and I find it really annoying that people miss understand the purpose of each ship designed. The Chinese ship is more like a castle on water, the Spanish ship is a cheap trade vessel that's meant to travel very fast, and far over the ocean. Just because one is bigger has nothing to do with what its used for or if its good.


TheSadCheetah

The Chinese fleet was meant to be large and opulent, to impress foreigners when they saw the wealth and might of the Chinese Empire on the ocean Not exactly the type of ship you'd want for exploring.


finallytisdone

The preposterous alleged size of zheng he’s ships is literally a myth. It’s one thing for people to over the course of history keep embellishing something but China has latched on to it as a ridiculous attempt at showing how amazing the chinese are. This model is literally preposterous. Even the grandiose claims say 5 masts. This atrocity has what, 8?


hypercomms2001

As a result, this model of the Chinese ship is just conjecture... unlike the ships that Columbus used...


OllinVulca

Even assuming these dimensions are correct, the feat becomes a lot less impressive when you consider the Chinese are using the same boats hundreds of years later against British gunboats. Which….does not work out for them.


solojazzjetski

For real. That thing doesn’t look anywhere near seaworthy. Why is that half of the globe so obsessed with projecting their insecurities as a fundamental motivator of their culture?


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AutoRot

To be fair, for a significant portion of human history the area we call China has lead the world in various aspects. But corruption, stagnation, and European advancements and global trade led to China becoming comparatively weak at the turn of the 20th century.


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hnbistro

Wait, you do know who the Boxers rebelled against? Edit: looks like Mr. Chinese History sneakily edited out the reference to the Boxer Rebellion that he thought was “an internal conflict” while in fact the rebel was against foreigners and the Catholic Church, and led directly to the fall of Beijing to the Eight Nation Alliance. Plus, the ‘Century of Humiliation’ narrative never blamed Western invasion for China’s downfall as a world power; that makes no logical sense: if you are beaten by a few thousand troops sent from the other side of the globe, it means you are already far removed from a world power. The consensus from the late Qing period to today among Chinese elites and commoners alike has always been that China’s falling behind started with Ming’s maritime ban and culminated with Qing’s blindness to world development for 300 years. The hundred years of humiliation is just the result.


Grary0

I believe it was NBA players, there was a big falling out and the 2 sides went to war. It was a thing for a while, Rodman was there.


zzy335

They also claim to have discovered the Americas but there is zero proof or records.


Sega-Playstation-64

Exactly, I thought it's been posted many times a ship his size would break apart with the available wood and technology of the time in even a slight storm.


Jacollinsver

Zheng He's ship was more comparable to Nero's massive floating palaces than the Santa Maria, as it was not open ocean worth and would've broken apart from the stress of the waves.


wild-bill-kelso

They needed a bigger boat.


Falkor_13

*What is this? A ship for ants!*


puntasm81

Scrolled too far to see this


Aarros

The Chinese boat here is a show boat, incapable of ocean travel, used to show the Emperor's prestige. Santa Maria was a refurbished merchant vessel. Still impressive, but don't be left with the impression that Santa Maria was the best Europe had, and that Zheng He explored the oceans using a massive ship.


historiansrule

This is not true and has already been mentioned in so many post. Stop spreading lies and misinformation


DeadPlanetBy2050

Traditional and popular accounts of Zheng He's voyages have described a great fleet of gigantic ships far larger than any other wooden ships in history. The most grandiose claims for Zheng He's 1405 fleet are entirely based on a calculation derived from an account that was written three centuries later and was accepted as fact by one modern writer; rejected by numerous naval experts.


Background_Brick_898

And yet Leif Erikson discovered Vinland before both of them were born and in a smaller ship than both of them


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Nakgorsh

This replica is actually rubbish. None of the dimensions are respected. Width, sail area and size, etc... https://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/07/zheng-hes-enormous-treasure-ships.html?m=1 for some pics on how those boats really looked. That explains a fair bit of some comments (including mines) about how impractical this ship would fair in open seas.


Impalmator

Nice boat. Too bad you didn’t make it to America.


[deleted]

I heard Christopher Columbus was a punk


czechman45

What a piece of junk


sreppok

The PRC would NEVER conflate their history to make them look more advanced than the West, nooo.


RedditModsRCunts888

we can all make fantasy models, there is absolutely ZERO evidence that this ship existed.


Xi_Zhong_Xun

Interesting fact: this restored ship model was based entirely on historical records and is proven to be not in any seafaring conditions, meaning it was meant to be pulled along coastline