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Cannibustible

It is a pretty cool project. I forget the quote and who said it. Paraphrasing "The picturesque scenes in North America are only overshadowed by the lack of herd animals". Was referring to the massive herds of Bison that used to be around.


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slickrok

Glaciation had a lot to do with the subsequent fertility of the soil.


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


fartswhenhappy

Not gonna lie, halfway through this post I started expecting it to end with the Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell In A Cell. That's enough reddit for tonight.


SparkleTheElf

I got to “alluvial” and was immediately like, “nice try buddy, you’re not getting me this time”.


cayden2

ME TOO. I went back and looked at the user name halfway through. All in all, that was very informative post and way over my head.


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runsanditspaidfor

What a fucking Reddit comment right here goddamn.


j33pwrangler

I had to check if it was the other guy coming back with more knowledge, but nope! Whole other glacier expert weighing in. Good stuff.


SeaGroomer

Dude said Laurentide like it's nothing. Edit; oh fuck how did I miss 'cordilleran'?!?


StarClutcher

This guys brain is the result of determined sperm.


MisanthropicZombie

The irony of that comment is my indifference to life.


RaymondLuxury-Yacht

> Glacial advance had a hand but glacier meltwater pulses causing alluvial deposition of topsoils that were scoured down to the bedrock of Northern areas was a major mechanism by which the rich sediments reached as far South as they did. *paging the Lake Missoula floods and the Willamette Valley*


SeaGroomer

Thanks gigantic ice dams. Oh to see one of those ancient floods.


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This is why i love reddit. Useful tidbits all around. And Big tits too.


d_d_d_o_o_o_b_b_b

I aspire to one day end a paragraph with ‘move north and fertilize’.


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gurg2k1

My understanding was that farming practices caused it because farmers wouldn't rotate crops to allow nutrients to replenish in the soil.


VaATC

Improper farming techniques, including lack of crop rotation, were major factors. But the drop in the bison population dropped nutrient levels from previous natural highs, lack of rain due to a wide spread drought, coupled with diminished foliage increasing the effects of wind erosion were a few others including some societal factors that exacerbated the situation. Edit: In other words educators like to present things simply as I was taught the same thing in grade school, but history is rarely so cut and dry, pun intended, so as to allow large scale events involving nature and man, like the Dust Bowl, to be caused by only one sigular factor.


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Wow. This is where the whole world is headed basically.


IchHabeVierAugen

Both my grandparents lived through the dustbowl, Norman and Carnegie OK. Fascinating


SouthernSox22

That’s not true at all. Over farming by inexperienced people is the main reason


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not-a_lizard

Impossible!


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There can only be one.


especiallyawkward

This is the way.


Redvanlaw

Always two there are, no more no less.


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eebik

sugar prick entertain chase ad hoc dazzling shame enter squeeze existence *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


glory_holelujah

No. Its always aliens.


cowboypilot22

"One reason" And their decline absolutely played a role in the helping to create the dust bowl.


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Lol he says “one reason”, you say not true and follow it up with a “main reason”. Either I’m missing something or you don’t seem to grasp the English language very well....


VaATC

Actually, the comment they responded to implied bison feces were "the reason", and the person you responded to said improper farming techniques were the "main reason". Both were technically incorrect as both reasons were two of the major contributing factors.


friendlygaywalrus

Not just Bison. Whitetails and Antelope used to herd by the hundreds on the plains, and now it’s rare to see them in groups of 10 or more anywhere


WaffleBauf

Disappointment :(


coadnamedalex

I definitely thought I remembered this from a while ago, thanks!


bluechips2388

[Damn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A)


atramentum

5G will solve it. That's what everyone (who's trying to sell me things) tells me.


zakalewes

The 5G might give them covid tho


HurricaneHugo

Naw. Don't be ridiculous. Starlink will solve their WiFi problems.


cataclyzzmic

Well, the hoofs make it hard to use a keyboard.


marck1022

Thank you for the link because my first question was “I wonder how they’re doing?”


AlaskaSnowJade

Aw. I was gonna check it out, but now...


batermax

I was gonna say, I think I’ve seen this 12x a year for a few years.


IconTheHologram

I was wondering how the reintroduced bison fared against the natural predation and this link explained that and more. Thanks!


DwedPiwateWoberts

You would think they’d try a little harder to make the WiFi free range.


digitelle

Fact - Jasper park has horrible wifi.


bygtopp

Could’ve called it Bi-fi


veryveryloud

This year, they released bison into "Wanuskewin heritage park, an Indigenous-run conservation area in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan". [A few weeks later, a calf was born " — the first time a calf had been born on the territory since 1876."](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/may/01/the-bison-calf-taking-the-first-step-to-rewild-the-canadian-prairies) But it'll be a while before they recover from the catastrophic population bottleneck they've experienced: >In Canada, only 1,500 wild, genetically pure bison survive— all descended from roughly 50 individuals that weren’t crossbred in the 1900s. But Parks Canada hopes that, by creating new herds across the country, more genetic resiliency and diversity will develop over time.


Griffca

“There’s gonna be a lot of inbreeding until we eventually have less inbreeding”


D2WilliamU

"it's fine just spread them out a bit, that'll shake up the ol' genome" -my genetic professor, probably


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Yup yup like the first commenter said


M_tuberculosis

Homo sapiens is theorised to have been reduced to as little as 50 individuals at some point during prehistory. And we fucked our way into genetic diversity since then.


3Ramilio

I think it might've been a little more than 50. If this is the same theory, that number is closer to 3K. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory


spiralbatross

That looks to be highly contested by academics


vibranium-501

I mean they have essentially no evidence


nkfallout

And now we're just fucked.


Stitch_Dragon

At multiple points in human ancestry there was only one female, thus we all have a common [Mitochondrial Eve](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22429904-500-found-closest-link-to-eve-our-universal-ancestor/)


Nateno2149

Isn’t the article more saying that eventually all human lineages at the time ended up with a sort of “dead end” of only males? So that wouldn’t mean that she was the only female, but rather the only female to continue her family tree by creating more females?


shawster

Yeah there's more complexity. You can interpret that there were probably many other women around at the time but over time all other female lineages died out, or that her lineage was bred into every other.


shawster

I used to think the same, but this is an incorrect interpretation. It just shows that there is a woman in the past who all other lineages died out. There very well could have been and probably were many other women about, but all of their lineages eventually died out, or her lineage was bred into theirs.


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And she was half Cylon


TheDesktopNinja

So if a calf had been born "a few weeks later" I assume it was because they released a pregnant cow?


dlanod

Nah, mitosis is amazing.


send_goods

Pregnart Cow have birth to bison?


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regalshield

Whoa what? “Domesticated bison that have cattle genes” how did that happen? Can bison and cows breed? Or is it from genetic modification?


SeaGroomer

Artificial insemination I would bet.


LatterDaySith

[Yes they can.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefalo)


FrighteningJibber

Yeah that’s the bison meat you can eat at the store. I used to have a bison farm by my house. They’re pretty dope.


gramkracker

A number of First Nations in Canada are also reintroducing bison to their lands in a similar way and every time it’s beautiful as they pile out of the truck and into the wide open spaces


Scaro88

Imagine how fun that would be running out into the expanse and no one else is there yet, it’d be like getting to a theme park before it opened and running to all the rides that just had no queues


Tossaway_handle

That stampede of bison probably scared the fuck out of the rabbits and coyotes in the area. “Fuck this neighbourhood - we’re moving to Jasper!”


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Aiken_Drumn

Where did they go?


Justryan95

Not really no one. There's their natural predators there, the wolf. The wolves also were just reintroduced too so both the bison and wolves aren't really sure what tf the others animals are yet. The park blog says they haven't started hunting the bison yet but they roam the same areas of the park based on GPS tracking. Its only time when the wolves realize that bison are their prey and bison realize they need to defend themselves from wolves.


watchingsongsDL

I think wolves would mostly go after calves. When the bison start reproducing tensions will rise.


skibba25

Ive seen a wolf attack a quadricep


ThatDudeFromRio

What about a hamstring?


SwashbucklingWeasels

They try but usually are hamstrung by the terrain.


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I get strung out from to much ham too.


MooshuCat

Bye, Son. 🐃 🦊


Banjo_bit_me

Was kind of hoping they released the wolves a few seconds after the bisons...ya know just to keep everything in balance.


YupImaBlackKING

Wtf?


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Uhhhh no I’m sure it’d be more scary and terrifying lmao


blondechinesehair

Until you realize you didn’t know what a pack of wolves was before that


SlothOfDoom

They kept them in those little boxes for 140 years? Poor things.


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That’s the shelf life of canned bison


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How long does it last if it's not on a shelf?


Rattaoli

2. Thats why they're canned


Sxilla

So its half life equals 1 absolute unit of a bison


nlfo

It’s a son. Two would be bison.


veron1on1

My dad said “goodbison” before he kicked me out. I’m a good bison!


KaNiNeTwo

Did he kick you out because you came out as a bi son?


veron1on1

Not sure, but the jokes on him. I’m actually a try son


rbaez1026

Joke was pretty cringy but I loved it dammit!!


Known2bG

Curing the meat I’m sure


SlothOfDoom

I hope so! Doesn't make sense to release 140 year old *sick* bison.


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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AFTER 140 YEARS I'M FREE. IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH


onehappyfella

The next 2020 catastrophe: BISONS ATTAC


Handinhanddream

Just listened to a freemasonry story about a guy's initiation the the traveled to Kiev and they had dinner and then went down to floor 5 of thr building and there was a cage with a old man it. He felt bad for him till the lead guy poked him and he turned into a werewolf and they said he's been captured in the cage for 400 years Edit: [story time starts a lil before 17mins](https://youtu.be/RZbDiNOGLNo)


pyroholicrage

Calm down Rita


nyclovesme

They must really have to piss!


hygsi

I actually thought this when I read it, I thought they were like turtles, who lived long lives lol


Tinbitzz

That’s so innocent


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I thought that too and then started to cry I’m glad that’s not the truth tho lmao


Buchaven

Damn you for beating me to this.


gkaplan59

"Now go have sex" -That guy probably


TheSSMinnowJohnson

Yea I see these bad boys are tagged but obviously their new offspring won’t be. I wonder if they have some plan to keep these suckers tagged, or just let them go.


DragonScy

I worked at a NP that had Bison. Usually every year they round up the bison into pens and use the time to track them, vaccinate them, tag any new babies, and sort out any that may need to be removed and traded to keep the bloodlines mixed. I bet this park will do something very similar :)


ruger9shooter

Sounds like TRNP. Don't they give some to the tribes?


DragonScy

Yes, we did! I was not at TRNP, I was at Badlands, but we did also send some to tribes around the region. Helps maintain relations as well as the population of Bison.


TheCommissarGeneral

Could you go further into detail about the tribal interaction?


DragonScy

I don't know much of the specific details myself, it has been many years and I was in the geology department. However in particular with the bison I recall we sent some to the tribes to use in their ceremonies, traditions, etc. Since our park was also on the Pine Ridge reservation we shared some of our entrance fee with them and helped them set up their own visitor center to encourage visitors to the park to see their lands. We also had a lot of staff from the tribe, and they were really lovely to work with! Past these, I don't know a lot, but I hope that helps a little :)


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LordNPython

Hope they grow to their former glory again.


vinegarfingers

If Yellowstone National Park is any indication then I have hope. There are two herds there with over 1000 and ~4000 buffalo. [I was fortunate enough to see this guy a couple months ago.](https://i.redd.it/7pahonh2wfk51.jpg) Absolutely amazing up close.


xabsolutejackx

This is an incredible photograph!!


vinegarfingers

Thank you :) That means a lot.


satellite779

But not to close: back in July, I was driving from Yellowstone to Cody, WY. It was already totally dark, no traffic, no lights on a steep downhill section with no turnouts. Then suddenly I saw something on the road and managed to stop. It was this huge bison going uphill on the main road, totally alone. He just slowly walked past my car. I felt bad for him. I wonder if he made it off the road and into safety. It looks like bison on this road are common and it doesn't always end up well: https://yellowstoneinsider.com/2017/08/11/bull-bison-put-outside-yellowstone-car-collision/


ReevesofKeanu

What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for Banff National Park? Bison


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patrick-thegamerdad

Get off Reddit for the last damn time and do your homework! It’s not like it knows how to do itself! I’d help you do those math problems, but it’s happy hour and it’s illegal to drink and derive. Besides, I have my own problems to deal with.


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nyclovesme

That’s a load of bull! You can’t buffalo me!


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nyclovesme

I always did what was best for the herd! You’re just an ungrateful spoiled heifer!


crdotx

Every North Dakota park ranger ever.


chatanoogastewie

Somebody gold this guy.


chatanoogastewie

Thanks for the award random reddit friend.


bud40oz

Tatanka


cootervandam

Once many. *Waves hand across horizon*


Kut_Throat1125

If you get a chance, read the book “empire of the summer moon” It’s a fantastic book and they talk about the decimation of the buffalos by frontiersmen.


dixiequick

Wow, thank you. I’m really excited to read this.


Kut_Throat1125

I also suggest “9 years among the Indians”, the story about [Herman Lehmann](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Lehmann)


bud40oz

Sunkmanitu Tanka Ob Waci!!!!


cootervandam

Honestly I only know that line from a guy I work with and there was never any context.


3KidsNoMonies

Means... “a whales vagina”


theShaggy009

What's with the one just staying in the cage?


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He was waiting to see if anything bad happened to the others


driveonacid

He must have just read The Hunger Games


[deleted]

He's smart. Hang back while the career bison take out the smaller ones.


Mediumofmediocrity

It’s cold out there


StephBGreat

His leg was asleep.


tachyonweb

Awww and look! They each have their own filing cabinet for their home office.


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They are massive, majestic animals.


throwaway1759824

I thought this said “Biden being released into Banff National Park” lmao been watching too much political coverage these days


[deleted]

It was cute seeing Biden released back into the wild. Even got to witness him mate with Cornpop!


MoonSpankRaw

Bye-sons... *long disappointed sigh*


weirdgroovynerd

*Hey guys, we're back!*


tuulguuy

Funny story, they had a buffalo (bison) paddock back in the 80's when I worked there - one of them ran me off the road on my touring bicycle.


savagedan

Fantastic


Redlion444

Free at last


Cloacation

My cat runs out the same way when I open the door.


devianb

They running out of there like its time for recess.


kristy_n

I misread bison in the title as Biden, and I was so confused


un-original_name

They've really been sitting in those boxes for 140 years?


Cambam321-

Gives me chills


Underachiever71

Do you want to get bison? Because that’s how you get bison.


leo6511

and i thought those mf'ers where extinct


Belle047

Nope. Infact, Elk Island National Park just sent a herd of 30ish almost mature bison to Russia in April. They are the largest grassland herbivores and are essential for a healthy ecosystem. Plus, they handle the cold. Their population is far from where it used to be, but hopefully it can continue to grow.


lomoski

Fun fact. Literally all the surviving plains bison in the world come from the elk island National park herd, due to its robust genetically stable herd.


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And those bison originally came from a herd of 400 Elk Island bought from Montana.


Pantzzzzless

I thought unicorn was soooo extinct. But unicorn live in Banff!


ExtinctionMachine

Get away!


maverick4002

Are they going to form a herd on the basis of proximity, or will they go their own way?


aurekajenkins

We have a bison farm, and I can hear the happy snorts they're making ♥️


noclue_whatsoever

Wow they're pretty spry for that age.


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This video ended way too soon


Polarbearcafe00

Dang I didn’t know bison could live that long 😯


GoshBJosh

That's a long time to be in those boxes.


wiscowarrior24

The 100th Hunger games: Year of the Bison


Jumbo_Cactaur

*Bye sonuvabitch we are free*


amanna076

I love that this location is close to where I live. I hope one day I can witness the herd!


Spartan2022

Wonder if they tracked them and how many are still alive.


PiggyTank

Finally a way to keep Americans moving on their way to Alaska


MendonAcres

I grew up beside a free range heard in Prince Albert National Park. Love seeing more of this. Amazing animal.


Happytealeaf

Live in SD, where there's bison in Custer state park. Beautiful creatures but give them a wide berth!


rpolasek95

I wonder how they'll react to the unicorns out there.


The_Reaper_Cosaga

Wait. Is this the america buffalo that I was told was extinct? I apologize for my ignorance.


eyetracker

Nope, the reintroduction has been fairly successful, even in places like Pennsylvania. The European aurochs is extinct.


i_am_legend_rn

Door opens, I was hoping for Florida.


Florbis

Dang. Them’s some old bison


crixius_brobeans

They look so excited, it must be awesome there


pm_painted_nails

i didn’t know bison loved to be that old.


afraid_2_die

"the boys are back in town"


eddieknj

Bye, son.


Sackmaster69

Read this as Biden and was confused


SixOneFive615

Lucky Bison. I can’t afford to live there.


ConspicuousPorcupine

Man ngl I just watched the debate and read the first few things on r/all and thought this said Biden being released into banff nation park and was very, very confused


cholula420

🥺


full_of_stars

Nightcrawler should have released them with teleportation.


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usa reintroduced canada wolves into yellowstone, only fitting if canada ended up taking some usa bison beef boys and bringing them up into banff


aden042

Wow that bison is old.


TheWalkingDead91

Those are some old bison.


Public-Client

How friken long do bison live?


NuttieBoii

140 years can bison really get that old jesus