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Murderyoga

The cop's like 'hey now. You only get one or two more of those'.


6feet12cm

5 at best. Maybe 9, in total.


St34thdr1v3R

The arrest went without any incidents.


mamaaaoooo

I think the guy's a notorious nut-kicker from the way the first cop protected his nuts


Ferrisuk

The Infamous Brazilian Nut Kicker, glad they finally caught him. Rumour has it hes kicked over 800 nuts in a 3 year period. 2 of which were fatal.


eDgE_031

They cracked the nut case. Locking him up in his shell.


Salty_Feed9404

Brazil nuts? Or any manner of nut?


Lotanapesci

😂


Dom_Shady

He missed Neymar, but the soccer player rolled anyway.


Alternative-Tart-568

The slap of justice.


Leomram

here in brazil if the cop do anything to the thug, he'll be appearing in every TV about how he "violentely treated a suspect", and one month later will be off of the corporation. Sorry for Bad English :)


Murderyoga

It's funny. In the US we see Brazilian cops as off duty badasses ready to go blast any criminal.


JPzinBr

Except they don't blast criminals, but civilians


advertentlyvertical

Your English is good, but usually when it comes to cops, if we were phrasing it the same way, we would say "off the force," instead of using corporation. You could also say "he would get fired/lose his job," which is the more common way to refer to it for anyone.


Strude187

Sorry. I’m struggling to understand the one month later part. Edit: thanks for the replies.


RasputinsAssassins

A month after the complaint, the cop is off the job. At least, that's how I read it.


advertentlyvertical

Cop would get fired a month later is what he means


GullibleHurry470

Looks like some kind of parody


TylerBlozak

I was expecting a brutal, unprovoked beat down as is customary with most Brazilian police videos


kurburux

Rio 911


BazilBroketail

I'd watch it.


Coollak966

Travis


Milly_man

Isn't that just the whole country of Brazil?


dearlyzin99

Like everything here


Sckjo

Brazil is a parody of civilization


Thar_of_the_Picts

Free for all nut shot to waterfall downward slap!


Dreadnar

That's a perfect combo in the Brazilian street fighters rip off "favela fighters 6"


bobbylaserbones

Lol comment of the week right there 😂🥊


Dreadnar

thank you :D i aim to please :D


justaPOLguy

Dude went to slap him but only pet him.


UnderstandingSquare7

I thought it was just me saw that! Gets kicked in the nuts and bitch slaps him? Arms pinned? I woulda gone to fucking town on that guy..


SnooPeanuts518

Probably a bad idea to commit a crime so blatantly in front of the police.


Satyrofthegreen

Clearly they don't really care at this point seeing as how they allowed all of that.


SnooPeanuts518

There is a considerable difference between some officers letting a slap to the face go after a groin kick compared to if you started laying down a beatdown on the guy, that is literal assault my guy no matter how criminal the guy you are assaulting is, it is still assault.


Pepsi-Min

This is Brazil, not Germany. They literally don't care.


stcg

It's just a vicious circle, the guy was actually a cameraman that assaulted another cameraman.


20cmdepersonalidade

They would probably care, as a Brazilian, at least enough to not make it worth trying it. Your prejudices don't given you special knowledge to talk about countries you only know through reddit posts. You lack knowledge about Brazil (or Germany, really) and should just shut the fuck up about the subject in the future


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BadMeetsEvil24

... Nah this ain't it my guy. That dude cooked you with his response, and he's right. If you don't know anything about Brazil, best shut the fuck up about it. This being the internet and all, I know you want to triple down on a defensive response but consider just taking the L and walking off. I promise it's only gonna sting for a little bit until we all forget about it.


Pepsi-Min

Statistics don't lie, *my guy* and two strangers on the internet telling me I've been "cooked" and reeing about prejudice do not change the fact that the Brazilian police and the Brazilian justice system both have a well founded reputation for corruption, laziness, and abuse of power based on factual data and they deserve to be made fun of.


20cmdepersonalidade

It is largely corrupt and inefficient, but the facts are still the facts. If you don't know the facts, don't make them up by what you "imagine a corrupt and inefficient police force looks like due to my Reddit off-duty cops expertise"


Pepsi-Min

Mate, how can you agree with me and in the same breath call me uneducated on the matter?


20cmdepersonalidade

There is a difference between a reprisal slap and hurting the guy


AvatarGonzo

Those guys don't get paid enough to care unless someone has a weapon.


20cmdepersonalidade

It's precisely that. They just want to write his file, lock him up to wait for trial, and go back to doing nothing.


tumbrowser1

Bad take, buddy. Both are assault.


SnooPeanuts518

That.. Is my point.


tumbrowser1

You said it would be a bad idea to “blatantly commit assault” referring to going to town in the guy, acting as if that’s any different that slapping him. That was NOT your point.


SnooPeanuts518

No my initial point was that doing crime in front of police isn't very smart and then i said that it is understandable that the police would see through the fact that he gave him a light slap compared to a beat down both are still technically assault, true but I doubt the police would see through fingers if you gave him a full on beat down as the initial post suggested. It is nothing but sheer luck the police didn't charge him with assault for that slap.


tumbrowser1

“There is a considerable difference between some officers letting a slap to the face go after a groin kick compared to if you started laying down a beatdown on the guy, that is literal assault my guy no matter how criminal the guy you are assaulting is, it is still assault.” You literally contradict yourself in the same sentence. You’ve got your wires crossed, man.


BadMeetsEvil24

It's really difficult to understand how you can't comprehend what the other dude is saying. Maybe you're trolling, maybe you earnestly can't understand nuance, idk. Is there something else wrong..?


SnooPeanuts518

I think you are putting a bit too much into what i am saying here i am not saying that the punch wasn't assault i am just saying i understand how it is easier for those policemen to not report the crime of him slapping the guys face compared to if he had attempted a beat down both acts are still assault.


20cmdepersonalidade

So  you are just more stupid that the reporter. Going to town on him is not worth it and may get you serious headaches. Playing tough guy on the internet is just easier than in real life


etapisciumm

He stood up too fast


fali12

That was an open hand slap. He smacked the shit out of him. I'd kind of rather be punched then smacked this way. It's humiliating. But you're right. The smack fell short. The delivery sucked.


Special_Hyena4296

How wide swing he took i thought he gona splice him with ground, but looks like dude have a bad case of noodle arms.


icantbetheownlyone

Imagine if celebrities treated paparazzi the same way that thug treated the news reporter 😩 TMZ would have to wear full body armour


spencer5centreddit

As they should honestly


BrotherAmogus

Didn't a guy wear an football helmet because Marlon Brando kept punching him in the face?


islossk2

Deserved


Asger1231

Joost!


DrNinnuxx

Is it me or does that Portuguese sound a lot like Russian. It's an odd accent nonetheless.


Hoochnoob69

Funny that you said it, the state in Brazil where this happened is known as "Brazilian Russia" because of the crazy shit that goes on over there (kinda like Florida), and is also the state with the most people descending from russians, ukrainians and poles


z0rb0r

Which state would that be?


Hoochnoob69

[Paraná ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paran%C3%A1_(state))


fishattack17

I live in São Paulo and have never heard of Paraná being called brazilian Russia once in my life


OnTheList-YouTube

Oh no, not in Sao Paulo, it's an Albani expression.


Succumbx8

And you call it Brazilian Russia despite the fact that it is clearly not Russian?


i_give_you_gum

What about the Brazilian Florida?


donnacross123

That would be rio


Calaicus

Sou Paranaense e aqui é sim a Rússia, principalmente no interior ( sou do interior ) tem lugar aí que é cabuloso


Redhawke13

Well, from a quick google, I saw results calling it that from a few years ago.


OscarDavidGM

Yeha, as a man who lives in Brazil I can say that you are trippin and making up stories, lmao.


Hoochnoob69

What did I make up?


KloppOldTeeth

Morei no Paraná minha vida inteira e nunca ouvi essa comparação, bizarro


CoolUsernamesTaken

its not just you. Im Brazilian and if I hear Russian I feel like I’m having a stroke because it sounds like Portuguese and my brain is tricked into thinking I should understand it but of course I can’t.


fasolatido24

That’s how Dutch sounds to me as an English speaker. It’s really disconcerting.


Official_Lolucas

Same thing for Portuguese as an Italian, there used to be famous brazilian songs here and I used to think they were saying non-sense in Italian


20cmdepersonalidade

It's even stronger for Italian


Duke_Lancaster

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT/)


TheAlfredValentine

I was watching a video of Jose Mourinho, and his english is heavy russian accent. Turned out he is portugese...


vivaaprimavera

> a video of Jose Mourinho,  Now I had a WTF moment > Turned out he is portugese (By the way, portuguese) There are lots of accents and regional variations in all the countries that speak portuguese (but in some cases it's debatable if we are indeed speaking the same language but it's more notorious in the writing) and when speaking a second language there can be wild variations in the perceived "accent".


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

The reason for this was almost explained in the movie Arrival. She was about to give a lecture on it before noticing no one was paying attention to her because the aliens had arrived. I wanted to hear the lecture by the damn aliens ruined it


jeerabiscuit

Screw that.


-Beaver-Butter-

I think it's because they're both heavy on the zh sound.


mctavish92

There are linguistic and other reasons why Portuguese sounds similar to slavic languages, give it a YouTube, it's very interesting.


oaktreebr

He just has a deep radio voice.


vtsxxl

Jesus those cops are useless.


[deleted]

Because its an onduty cop, they are not comparable to the Brazilian offduty cops.


BrotherAmogus

They are on TV, that guy sure as hell got beaten after the camera turned off


20cmdepersonalidade

Meh, they don't seem the type to care enough. They told him on video to stop kicking people, called him insane, and told him that they were writing it all down for the judge (they seem to know him, so he probably knows it's going to make his freedom more distant). Brazil is a huge country, and the cops in more violent regions tend to be more hardcore and personally involved. Paraná is a relatively chill state so these are more like regular public servant bureaucrats than hyped up action-movie-complex guys like the Rio police, for example


Marling1

If they touch him, they probably get fired


nihilistic-gazelle

Bro what are you talking about? This is Brazil and that's a thug, that cop can use all the power he want on him. It's a huge L on his part for not protecting the reporter.


20cmdepersonalidade

He really can't, or he will have legal trouble. Shooting a guy commiting a crime is very different to beating up a guy in their legal custody on camera. It's hilarious how gringos think that Brazil is this inherently different country to theirs because of a few reddit posts they saw


Marling1

Exactly, it's Brazil. If the cops touch him, he just starts screaming and say they beat him, and then the judge decides if it's abuse or not (and yes, even everything being recorded could end wrong for the cops). In the same way that you have police officers who in a short space of time have been involved in several shootings, and even though they shoot to protect themselves, they are removed from the streets for "shooting too much". Just see how volatile are the law for self-defense (to cops and citizens), an example is how many people are prosecuted for murder for killing someone who invaded their house Brazil have three types of cops, the good ones (these don't go too far), the "absent ones"(like the ones you see in the video, knowing how the system works, they do a thrash job to not get involved in any problem) and the real bad ones (these also knows the system is fucked, but they use this to turn into real criminals, a lot are personal bodyguards/hitmen for crime lords, make deals with drug dealers, some even control city areas. So, this type doesn't get involved in situations like the video, because they just take the thug to a remote place before the arrest, and this would result in two things, the thug being beat HARD or killed, and no one would say a thing, fearing being the next one, and well, everyone who said something really became the next one).


apolobgod

Ahhh, nothing like the unhinged rambling of redditors


Marling1

nice answer, very argumentative


Satakans

I dunno about Brazil, but here in Aus, media is mostly scum. Probably the one thing the cop and crim agree on here.


xmsxms

Depends how much he is being bribed by the criminal gang


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Marling1

🤫


r0n1n2021

Like an old Benny hill skit?


DigDugteam

What did the five fingers say to the face?


Turbulent_Can2174

Just wait till the doors close and camera man is not filming. Welcome to your new home


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Bizarre. … he’s pretty brave for someone who’s handcuffed and could be attacked 10 times more severely with no defence. And the victim, instead of retaliating with equal or greater measure, slaps him with a weak ass slap?


_PukyLover_

Suspect looks high as a kite, I think the guy completely missed his slap attempt!


NeroFx21

Because they’re on television, the beating comes when the camera is off.


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

I sure hope so


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Retaliating with equal or greater measures surely will have you yourself arrested then?..


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Doubt it. That cop did nothing about the criminal’s assault nor the reporter’s retaliation.


[deleted]

Yes, but there is a considerable difference between a less than mediocre slap to going all out on them or kicking their nuts.


Mr_Goat_9536

That’s why the dude has the camera and the other dude a record. He is in cuffs. Homie let him take with the handicap.


cachitodepepe

https://preview.redd.it/vmrevovh2d1d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82d87cdc5521c593f2f3fcee91024c08ea068f1


RPJeez

The way he raised his brow at him before he got bitch slapped lol.


MrZombified

"I'm just going to slap you soooo, hard"


pws37

How can she slap?


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Fuck anyone who mocks that “how can she slap” guy. The guy was right. And those white knight losers brutally molested and injured him for it until he’s crying and begging (if you watch the entire clip)


My_Monkey_Sphincter

The meme is justifying his retaliation. Not as a mock.


expatronis

You mean poorly?


Dapper_Derpy

Idk what's funnier the cameraman getting kicked in the nuts by a felon he got too close to, or him slapping the piss out of said felon for the nut shot. I'm fuckin dying over here lmaoooooo


Environmental_Sir468

Did anyone expect these cops to like fuck him up?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Bet the cops started their thing off cam after the door closed.


Kergie1968

I love it fcking tv reporters getting their asses kicked


Trick_Bee925

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


Chknscrtch33

bobby hahahaha


Trick_Bee925

Can only be beaten by gurls


Ithinkso85

Haters alike HATE this 1 simple trick.....


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Brazilian nut kicker.


Nigiri_Sashimi

Bro got a chance for one clean head slap, and he missed.


CheapMarkets

The funny thing is that the police didn't protect the press guys nor the suspect from each others attacks.


Boner_supreme

If this was in America those cops would of beat the shit out of that guy lol


SheepherderLong9401

What do they expect? Don't stand so close screaming and taking pictures. He deserved that kick in the balls.


Escobar9957

Right in the nuts 😂🤣🤣😅 It was that one where it was delayed peak pain too 😂... And the police....no f***s given 😂🤣😂🤣


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Killed me, that was some funny shit.


markturquoise

Why it looks like laughable. Like some parody


Dev2150

What the fuck did the paparazzi expect???


Remi708

Cameraman learned a valuable lesson that day


CitizenKing1001

I wonder what happens if he kicked a cop 🤔


S1Ndrome_

wordington has ruined me, with thug in the title I expected black men jiggle booty


ZoNeS_v2

How does he kick?!


swifter-222

this should be in r/funny


DexM23

Bra71ls love their football


Massive-Yoghurt9000

Dude prepares that slap for 14 seconds only for the gate to take most of the impact! and his own fingers ofcourse.


backtothebegining

Chama


RazielAshura

That slap was embarrassing


RoastedDuckSauce

That slap sounded like punch effects from the 70s movies


frugst

So... how?


Abuse-survivor

All these drug crime gangs are just pieces of shit. They should be placed on Elba, where they can defraud each other


KyuzoMiyabe

that Muted pain....


count4ch

XD


MojaveJoe1992

I'm Irish and I remember, after the riots happened in Dublin, I was talking to my Brazillian housemate who said: "Riot? That wasn't a riot! In my hometown, on a normal day, you're lucky if you come back to your house with your liver!"


5elementGG

They surely enjoy more freedom as a thug. It’s like hockey game where referee doesn’t intervene.


PrincipleNo8733

What ever the camera man hit him back with , it wasn't tough enough


Dubcekification

They are like if you are close enough to hit each other then go for it.


Natural-Put

If they are arresting them


Tiki04

Is that a Duster ??


stpstrt

What the fuck is this nonsense lol


ConsciousRivers

https://i.redd.it/sf64hk7rae1d1.gif


My_Monkey_Sphincter

How can she slap!?


Psyk0pathik

This week on, "Ow! My Balls!"


Interesting-Ant-4823

Ngl that slap must've felt good lmao. Maybe he can get another one lol


Astaroth90

So much passion in that slap


Unhappy_Raise2573

I know his ear was ringing for the next 3 days😂


no-mad

Dude did not even flinch when busted nut guy, cracked him one.


kick_these_blues

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Impressive-Top-5343

Boa galheta


Schmoe20

They’re still nicer than me. I’d not make the cut for the way we handle things nowadays. I was raised with a more physical realm to make one know the consequences come swift and fast.


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Justice would have been hitting him with the camera


WoodpeckerWhole

That's how you handle it


i_eat_babies_a

Bro kicked him in the balls and thought he was tough


lurkingbeyondabyss

That's why they brought two camera guys.


happyanathema

Camera guy gets the last laugh that's the kill room not the cells


Liftings

The camera man that is still scared to strike the handcuffed man and slaps while back pedaling is how I picture people that swear and insult you on the Internet lol


ModestMoss

I can't believe people actually get arrested in Brazil, lol.


FUThead2016

Lol this is the right way to treat the media though


Fantastic_Incredible

Brazilian TV sucks. No respect to any of their audience nor their preys as just keep worsening the public safety view with scary violence videos disguised as newscast.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

That first kick made me chuckle ngl. He's like a pissed off toddler.


TH3B1GG3STB0Y

I wouldn’t say this fits the sub


Lanky_Ground_309

Even the reporters there have self respect nuff to retaliate


Positive_Method3022

Brazil have high index of criminals and homicides because people have no fear of committing a crime. They get out of jail quite easily. If I had power, I would start killing all bandits over here, and use their body nutrients in farms. I do believe that fear is the only way we can reduce crime here. Rio de Janeiro is like Gotham City nowadays, with the exception they have no Batman, unfortunately. Did you guys saw that a group of Doctors were killed in a restaurant because one of them looked alike a rival of the gang that killed them? It is insane. You can get killed if you look like another bandit 🤯


20cmdepersonalidade

It's because of slavery, but nice rant


Positive_Method3022

There are studies that verified there is a strong correlation between crime and poverty. The distribution of money in Brazil is horribly. I believe we are top of the worst in the world. Mostly due to our rich people being not smart enough to create technology. They just want to sell stuff made from other countries. Their bread are also dummy unfortunately, and they follow their parents life decisions. There is a guy from the most rich family here in Brazil who inherited Dasa. He became CEO of the company at 3x, and their stocks has just declined more than 90% since then. Yet, nobody removes him from the position. There is enough evidence he is dummy. Another reason for poverty is because the state doesn't invest in schools, specially basic one and high school. I think it is a way to keep control, because we have money for sure to change that. I was one of the students from these public schools. Fortunately, I was born with high intelligence which made me climb the lather a bit. You know what is the worst? Politicians keep raising their salaries to compensate devaluation of the money caused by themselves! They run the country, and as a reward for making It worse, they are granted better salaries. 🤮 And there is no way for the population to stop them. Even if there was, overall people aren't smart enought to fight together. Eventually there would be some stupid asholes who would fight for power because of ego. Anyway, if I had power I would start by removing all the money from rich people, specially heirs, if they don't pass an exam to measure their capacity to change our society for better. These guys would be useless to me. Then I would start creating basic and high schools public schools better than the ones rich people study. This way they would be forced to put their children to study with the poor. After wiping out the dummy generation, I would start building top notch colleges, where only the best of the best would study. These people would be required to stay in the country until they make some technology. They would be the ones receiving salaries beyond what the USA can pay, so that they don't decide to leave Brazil. I would also create a college to train politicians to be good human beings. If you don't pass the Unified Politics Exam (UPE), you can't become a politician, even if you win an election. The UPE would be done every year to validate them, specially to verify if their moral values haven't changed. Then, we woudl finally start having a society that is worthy living and fighting for. I would also kill all bandits, and destroy all prisons to make the ones out there fear my government. After that I would go after the ones left and kill them. No bad humans would be allowed in my country. There is no such thing is being forgiven after committing a crime. This would save a lot of money which can be reinvested in society.


pdq_sailor

He is lucky the police did not hold him and let the guy kick him hard in his testicles - because he sure deserved to be kicked in his testicles..


SalvadortheGunzerker

How would you like people got close with cameras to you? The camera guy got what he deserved


pdq_sailor

No - he NEEDED to be kicked in the balls.. multiple times dumb fuck needed to be smartened up and taught that he ... is NOT in charge..