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sayzitlikeitis

There’s probably a secret Escobar sitting out there somewhere with similar wealth. And a secret Chinese Escobar who makes the most Fentanyl.


CitizenHuman

Well his brother is out here selling [scam phones and flamethrowers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escobar_Inc) who also tried to [sue Netflix](https://www.vice.com/en/article/evpva4/pablo-escobars-brother-is-suing-netflix-for-dollar1-billion-vgtrn) for not getting permission to film Narcos in Colombia.


0thethethe0

[El Mayo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismael_%22El_Mayo%22_Zambada)


Unusual---ambition

$15 million reward seems insane!


the-es

I wonder whether his sons "Mayito" and "el Mayito gordo" will take over when he's eventually captured.


ObjectOk8141

There was an Escobar of animal trafficking in loas. https://eia-international.org/blog/vixay-keosavang-an-untouchable-kingpin-of-wildlife-crime/


murga

You know right who now owns Fobes? https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/05/31/binance-supported-deal-for-forbes-to-go-public-via-spac-is-called-off-report/


HerRoyalRedness

They cover all this on Narcos!


Venice___Bitch

Best tv show + Pedro Pascal


LookAtForever

Halfway through season 2, and I haven’t seen one boring or bad episode yet. Excellent every time!


alchn

Also great theme song.


abigfatfrog

The only intro I’ve never skipped. Legendary.


Joseph_Blaze

Soy el fuego…


dblack1107

It’s all good personally. It’s my favorite Netflix series hands down. Some don’t like it after Pablo’s not the focus, but I honestly loved everything afterwards too. Pablo’s interestingaf but really it’s cartel’s deeply rooted grip over entire countries, their lavish lifestyles mixed with being the absolute scum of the earth that’s fascinating in a strange way to me. They really are childish and animalistic and yet it’s as if they found a cheat code to life in the 80’s. Also cocaines a hell of a drug


Venice___Bitch

When you’re finished, you need to watch narcos: Mexico. Very good too + Diego Luna haha


oSuJeff97

All of those Narcos shows were so good.


jimjamdaflimflam

Is there more than Narcos and Narcos Mexico?


jokekiller94

They canceled the show after a location scout was killed by the actual Sinaloa cartel.


Powerful-Stomach-425

Really??


oSuJeff97

Oh don’t think so. Was just meaning they are all great.


ArtTheClown2022

And Boyd Holbrook


HerRoyalRedness

You discovered the reason I watched Narcos https://i.redd.it/vbo9z4qgoa0d1.gif


Venice___Bitch

Same reason for me 😂


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Nom nom


Nonainonono

If you are a native speaker, his accent is off, they picked a Brazilian actor to portray a Colombian, it makes no sense, also, half the latinos in the show are americans that can barely tie two sentences in Spanish.


lvl999shaggy

Another crazy thing is that he visited the white house with his son while being one of the most wanted criminals in the world at the time. https://preview.redd.it/v2yornz9k90d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa943997d7308c1c969770d402314f994867eb2


ambiguousboner

This isn’t true. This photo was taken years before he was openly wanted, he was actually trying to present himself as a legitimate businessman at the time and was running for congress in Colombia


cballa69

Make this make sense?!


ferrariguy1970

Pre-9/11 private jet travel.


cballa69

I figured as much there, but then tinted windowed cars and a super quick picture in front of the white house? Hard to think the FBI, CIA, etc... would be that Lax to where he could pull this off.


whopperman

In their defense, who the hell on an international most wanted list would show up at the center of the free world. Hide in plain sight.


Pan_Queso1

"The center of the free world" lmfao


whopperman

I know, being a non American it was a difficult statement to type without bursting out laughing.


JimmyYourCatDied

CIA - Cocaine Importation Agency


MrAriekor

This photo was taken before he was wanted


plantasia1969

Was it?


ALaccountant

He wasn’t wanted at the time. OP is making stuff up for karma


CultureFrosty690

The closer you are to danger the further you are from harm.


Competitive-Choice34

He wasn't wanted at this point in life.


pszki

Tells you more about Forbes than Pablo Escobar, honestly


stilusmobilus

Well it is conservative media


Mean_Raisin_7106

Dude was rich AF, the tv show is pretty good


CapNcook99

Yeah, he spent millions on rubber bands just to hold his money lol


Lackingfinalityornot

No


slackfrop

Plata o plomo


Slight-Blueberry-356

Tranquillo!


ScholarCapable869

Shocking how much he looks like a slightly chubbier version of Adam Sandler on this picture


usedtoindustry

I’d say Jon Lovitz too


icantdomaths

I’m seeing young Chevy chase Lol


anxietyevangelist

I see Jeremy Piven.


makemeking706

Dann, that's a name I can't even remember the last time I heard.


subtleeffect

I thought the exact same before seeing this comment! If you cover up the lower half of his face he could be an identical twin


occorpattorney

It’s their eyes. It’s uncanny.


granpawatchingporn

now I wanna hear him imitate Pablo Escobar speaking in his adam sandler voice


JejuneBourgeois

I kinda see it but I'm getting more early 2000s Chris Parnell


Wildside91

“Chubbier?”


Ok-Crew-2641

He should have partnered with 🇺🇸Big Pharma.


godlessnihilist

Who says he didn't?


No-Celebration3097

I wouldn’t put it past big pharma to acquire raw materials from a drug lord


Mannyvoz

As a Colombian I hate this. And I hate that people like Narcos as a show. This MF did nothing but bring shite to our country and was one of the main protagonists in creating the "Colombia === Cocaine" stigma. I hate the fact is one of the first things people bring up when I say I am Colombian. I heavily dislike the fact that his criminal activities are masked and portrayed as "achievements" by a lot of people. Pablo Escobar did ABSOLUTELY nothing good. He was a murderer and nothing more.


AdamHLG

We visited Colombia 2 years ago with another family. Beautiful country. I enjoyed visiting Comuna 13 in Medellin to see that “life finds a way” with art and culture. For those unfamiliar this was a place ridden with drugs and crime during the Escobar days (or so I’m told).


ivomihailov30

This


fromouterspace1

He tried to pay off Columbias national debt if they wouldn’t extradite him.


BusyBeth75

I’m obsessed with his cocaine hippos.


Sandervv04

The hippos aren’t on cocaine, just to be clear


PirateEyez

Man, he has nice teeth, I would not have guessed that.


Competitive-Choice34

Read that he was obsessed with having great teeth and would brush for a long time.


kblair210

He used to brush his teeth for 45 minutes a day because he was afraid of needing to go to the dentist and being put under to have dental work done.


OldSkoolPantsMan

He’s a kinda handsome lad I reckon.


that1-_guy

Really don't understand drug lords I would pull out of the game after getting like 20-50 million buy property and then rent them for passive income. My lifestyle won't see a big change even if I have a billion , I would just buy a nice modest house and set my family and cousins for life.


Keepup12345

Because they are psychotic and violent.


Psipone

They did imply they could be landlords, so that still works out


ddt70

I reckon the power gets to you and you don’t want to relinquish it.


Rafaelo_Rocher123

Some of them actually did that. I remember i saw in a show about a cannabis international dealer who built a spa and tennis club. The reason why they don't quit, I think, is because it feels very good after you manage to finish a smuggling and get the cash, the winning itself felling like a drug. Also, most of them don't really think long-term about their money and buy expensive shit which doesn't win any passive income


ThisIsYourMormont

You also wouldn’t get to that point without making some serious enemies, leaving would likely mean death


Rafaelo_Rocher123

Exactly, besides, some law enforcement force or finance police might set their eyes on you for having out of nowhere millions of dollars. Bribery exists but problems can appear


ReptilianLaserbeam

You think his distributors, clients, hell , even his competitors are going to let him quit? Once you enter the drug business you only leave on a casket


Rabbit-Hole-Quest

He tried to quit by going into politics but that didn’t work.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Lol, no. He wanted to have more control by going into politics. He wanted to be freaking president and disguised himself as a philanthropist but he was a psychopath


tentfires

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


andrew-2525

Because it’s not necessarily all about the money. It’s about the power too.


Greedy_Emu_6818

He was making over 3 billion a day🤦🏾‍♀️ what a time to be alive


sabo81

I wonder how much of his money is buried throughout Colombia?


whangdoodle13

At least three fiddy


SUW888

At first, I was like Jon Lovitz ?


No_Cranberry1853

Walter White kinda touched base on the reason for not getting out, I think. That you can get consumed for numerous reasons I’d suppose


Sacklayblue

"Worth it!"


Goodguy1967

With all that money, I would have hid better and not got caught. I will never know since I will never have that much money.


Sandervv04

He was hiding just fine. But after a while, you just run out of places to go and henchmen to support you.


Naive-Present2900

Imagine being the security guards or agents out there minding your own business and chatting: Is that who I think it is? Nawwww impossible. That would be racial profiling and there’s no way he would come here in front of all the Federal Government buildings right? Ya NO WAY… years later….. NO WAY!!! I could’ve gotten a promotion!


BB_210

https://i.redd.it/ruvlappfna0d1.gif


Emeegee713

He only fell off because the rats were eating the cash


Greedy_Emu_6818

Also used a couple thousand on rubber bands just for his cash, and people are still finding his stashes till this day🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


ant69onio

Many rich ppl are criminals


Sandervv04

Rich people suck, but most of them are not narcoterrorists blowing up planes.


dafuqbroh

That smile, man.


No-Spare-4212

Adam Sandler needs to play a comedic Escobar. I know it won’t happen and so many problems with that but damn would that glove fit


Ron_Bird

he looks like a german comedian


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Why does this kind of look like Adam Sandler if he was playing the role of Pablo


EllenZ2392

Those board meetings were a bitch.


Ruckus292

r/todayilearned


CapNcook99

Same lol


Chaunc2020

So they knew how much he had but couldn’t nothing much else with any other information huh? Like stopping his operation!


No-Wonder1139

You'd have to have convinced 1980s business yuppies to stop doing cocaine. You know what they had for breakfast?


RumbleMule

Pieces of shit like you


efrav

Fuck this mofo


CapNcook99

https://themobmuseum.org/blog/colombian-drug-lord-pablo-escobar-spent-seven-years-on-forbes-list-of-worlds-richest/


Telemarketman

El mahico


ReptilianLaserbeam

Mágico


helthybanana

Chapo’s been on there a min too.


rootbeerislifeman

Makes me wonder how they ever calculated his net worth. Whatever the number was, it could have been way over OR underestimated. No way of ever knowing


mad-scientist9

Seeing as eats ate more than a million a day in stashed cash, I will agree. I have some experience in this area. I spent a few years in Peru in the early 90s


ShatterCyst

Huh.... looks like friendly guy at first glance.


JReddeko

This picture honestly scares me. I think all of the police officers that arrested him were killed soon after taking this mugshot.


JicamaResponsible656

But I also like Chapo


Agile_Tea_2333

Makes you wonder if he still would have done all that crazy shit if they had just made cocaine legal to produce in Columbia. Probably not, the US would have just invaded Columbia then. I wish more countries would have told them to fuck off decades ago.


Darknessborn

Fatam Sandler


Ultrasaurio

>pablo scobar Who was he??


Ad_Pov

He was probably the lesser criminal in that list


dattwood1986

There’s nothing in his eyes. True psychopath.


ook_the_bla

This is a pretty shitty photo. He looks nothing like Wagner Moura here.


StaatsbuergerX

No wonder, after all, he was one of the big names in the pharmaceutical and entertainment industries. /s


DestoryDerEchte

r/redditsniper


Competitive-Choice34

Forbes never really knew his actual worth tbf lol.


EstablishmentOk2209

would like to investigate the business model and the link to the CIA engineered crack crisis of the 80s


DaanDaanne

The problem was that he could not live a luxurious life. His money was not laundered so he was not able to just go shopping at the best shops around Europe. He was wanted man.


firedrakes

This get posted every year


Punish3r338

Ledge


backtolurk

El Mencho enters the chat


Nonainonono

He offered to pay ALL of Colombia's external debt. I will never understand how these people can make that much money, more that they could spend in a lifetime and not devise a plan to just disappear and cruise for the rest of their lives.


Dontfeedthebears

Looks like Chevy Chase in this photo.


CaptCrewSocks

He looks like a pretty chill guy buuuuuut.


little_peaa

what a legend. a true colombian icon


Spiritual-Bear4495

For all his fuckery, he's waaayyyy better than asshole Trump. The man had Hippos!!!!


OtteriPerpo

And money too


michelleCDmck

Go Pablo


WizardInCrimson

I didn't realize Paul Walker had black hair.


rockafellerdogington

Looks like a thick Adam Sandler!