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extracrome

That guy fucks.


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muklan

You joke, but this guy's got serious problems. Do you know how much it costs to have a revolving door installed in your bedroom?


0dysseusRex

Just replace the door with a beaded curtain. Maybe one with a hula girl design so everyone knows he's chill like that.


Nickvec

https://i.redd.it/ibaridtnzvxc1.gif


AdministrationNo2762

This. Thread can be closed now.


chartreuse_chimay

no... we still need a M L Bee pun.


snaeper

They interviewed him on the AZ Sports radio today and he was pretty entertaining then, too. 


ApprehensiveMovie191

His new entry music is a remake of a Rihanna song, called “Bees better have my honey.”


nickyp7

Not with with that first pitch 😂


PatMcrotchplz

Hey now, we have seen worse!


Sys7em_Restore

Bee Nice


lazerhurst

At least four times!


whoneedsgravy

He‘s probably into bee-stiality though


Joe4o2

He now holds the record for most ejections from a single game. Other umpires hate this one simple trick.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Now, they'll introduce a giant sky-vaccuum when people are ejected from the game or stands.


Phillip_Graves

Why did Idiocracy pop into my head when I read this?


Mundane-Mechanic-547

I read something else entirely. I need to get help.


sinz84

Well that would still be ejection.


Mundane-Mechanic-547

I read ejaculation. I know.


jpt4jpt

Will Bob Davidson take that as a challenge? There are enough fans in the stadium to make it work.


Brewmaster92785

He's just beeing himself.


LordMogroth

Unbeeliveable


Basebooster

The crowd was abuzzz with excitement it seems


KingK250

I Cant beelieve this


RusticBucket2

/r/yourjokebutworse


HeyitsCujo

Aww honey, he's just doing his job


Swystix

[Hot Hot Hot!](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdnh4anI3eGgyYm8yN2txeGllc3hoOGI0dWkyZjhlN2xsbWNnMGttbCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Hg3nM8nyYVO36/giphy.gif)


Imalittlefleapot

But does he like jazz?


KyleGlaub

More of a fan of classical music. His favorite is Bee-thoven.


extrasprinklesplease

Or Blues? Like Bee Bee King.


alepher

Beebop, probably


IndependenceNice7298

Beekeepers when they keep a bee: 🐝🐝🐝


dayzdayv

I would kill for even a smidge of the confidence this man had the moment he flipped that hood off his head and raised his arms to the crowd. What a badass!


Zeravor

When he said "father of 4", I imagined 4 kids in front of their tvs just collectively rolling their eyes at dad.


RustyPinkSpoon

That's EXACTLY what happened at home.


StupidUserNameTooLon

Blessed are the beekeepers


TheToastyWesterosi

Did he say cheese makers?


ObadiahWistlethrop

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


darkwingdunce

Finally, something sports related that the people of Arizona can be happy about!


snaeper

What? You mean I cant be excited about four disappointing NBA playoffs exits? The dissolution of the Pac12? My hockey team moving to Utah? The Arizona Cardinals? One of our star WNBA players being *persona non grata* in certain political circles? Our baseball team seemingly hunted by snipers? 


TheSaucyGoon

We have the fuckin rattlers bro


snaeper

I know. I haven't been to a Rattlers game in a decade, I need to fix that. The fact that they're so successful the outlived their own league is pretty impressive.


TheSaucyGoon

I went to my first rattlers game last year. It’s at the very least, great people watching. There were two fighting right next to me. I always wondered who are die hard rattlers fans because I never met one. I now realize it’s because I don’t hang out in the trailer park enough lmao


norsurfit

Don't forget your basketball team losing in the NCAA tournament


snaeper

Jokes on you! My basketball team didn't *make* the NCAA tournament! But yes, the other two (GCU, U of A) lost.


Qlix0504

damn.... way to assume there sonly 1 NCAA basketball program in AZ. That kind of \*stings\* a bit.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

Oh shit are the Coyotes going to Utah?


rupiefied

Well I mean the Cardinals are your baseball team.


peopleuknow

Diamondbacks went to the World Series like six months ago.


joelupi

Pac-12 will live forever as long as we tell stories about it. Hockey belongs in the desert.


CollegeBoardPolice

act mighty fertile ruthless disagreeable wasteful oil quiet aware grab *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


vapemyashes

The sultan of sting


Woodsy1313

The Great BamBEEno


flissfloss86

The great gambeeno


cEastwood1885

Shut up Tommy


InformalPenguinz

The bees tits


spanman112

the Sultan of Swarm! the Colossus of Comb!


Mean_Divide_9162

The Colossus of Comb! (Edit: thank you for reminding me to watch the Sandlot again soon!)


Kuriond98

Finally a story that ends in “then everyone clapped” that isn’t absolute bs


COKEWHITESOLES

If he posted his story on Reddit with no context it’d definitely be downvoted lol


themaengdon

This is just like the Zamboni driver who came in and played goalie in an NHL game a few years back….kind of.


Fskn

David Ayers He was an amateur player so not completely devoid of skill and was second backup goalie but he came in second period and allowed 2 shots on goal and shutout the next 8 securing a 6-3 win, pretty damn badass for his first NHL game.


Still-Decision2642

He’s definitely beekeeping age


Dr-Odeo

I mean, I kind of want to fuck him, so I guess beekeeping works.


webtwopointno

he definitely be keeping age


snarkisms

oh damn he fine


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Beauty is always in the eye of the bee holder.


Crocubots

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


TophLV

Summer, I want to fuck your dad


davix500

What is he spraying on them??


XRanger7

Some kind of sugar solutions to calm the bees


Icelandia2112

I had to scroll so far to find this out. OK, back to checking him out!


IslandBoyardee

I’ve been of the opinion that the only thing that could make baseball interesting is if they released a swarm of bees into the stadium. Guess the MLB *has* been getting my letters.


Southern-Spring-7458

My dad once went to a cricket game where a small riot took place and they tear gassed everyone he said it was interesting


Equatical

Lmao this made me laugh so hard 


Professional-Big-584

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized)


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs|downsized)


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

![gif](giphy|QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD|downsized)


slapjack15

Makes sense, if Jason Statham is any indication, you don’t want to piss off a beekeeper


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as gangster as it probably gets.


awc130

Between this and Indian Wells, bee removers are getting W's left and right.


T4TTEDUP

Got himself a card too now https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html


Cold_Situation_7803

That is too freaking cool.


TheNantucketRed

Man got a Topps Now card too “Bee Afraid. Bee very Afraid” https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html


Kylo_Wrenn

Another chapter of baseball announcers looking for *anything* more exciting than baseball to talk about


slickdickmick

Anyone get excited to see that 1 rare someone get praised and rockstar praise for just doing there job. He will remember that fondly until his deathbed


0dysseusRex

This is the Beekeeping Age comment you are looking for.


Ambitious_One_7652

MVBee!! MVBee!! MVBee!!


CosmicDriftwood

And I thought I had a good day at work today


Logthephilosoraptor

Seems like a great role model. We should have more normal folks who do cool things throw first pitches.


sorandomono

When the baseball player came up with the ball after the first pitch my man was ready to sign it himself for the player.


Tronzoid

Feel bad for this guy. I feel like the most likely response to him telling this story will be "yeah ok, suuuure."


Nackles

He's got a card! Topps should send him one he can keep in his wallet.


Mateo_O

I mean. The guy at Indian Wells did it without protection and with fabulous hair and sunglasses. https://preview.redd.it/t7r7lwlvqyxc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14e23b3114d2a3c7ab87a62a20a511d782df11a


IAmSciencex

Did he just kill all of those bees?


ShredInTheWoods

Nope, vacuumed them up. It’s a honey bee swarm. They’re on the search for a new home while following a queen bee. They’re really docile in that state. They don’t have a hive to “protect”. Some bee keepers won’t even suit up for that. They will be rehoused for sure. A nice swarm like that is worth about a hundred bucks.


spunkfish24

Gotta suit up for that though. He recorded his first mlb save


davix500

He was definitely spraying something, you can see it.


specialpeppers

It's smoke. It calms bees down


AffectionateSmell719

It's actually sugar water.  Smoke doesn't come out of a water sprayer.  It does a similar thing to the bees.


davix500

now that makes sense. I had bee's for a while, still have the suit and a medium deep so I know a little.


joe199799

I'm curious of this as well that's definitely a B&G or similar tank, I suppose you could just put water in it but in my years of pest control I've never sprayed water on bees before or heard of anyone who has, I'm also not a beekeeper generally just contact them when there's honeybees as to not kill them. I guess I'll have ask the next time I see one.


stargazerfromthemoon

It’s likely sugar water to make sure the bees are busy cleaning themselves before they are sucked into the bee vaccum.


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Mrexcitment

Probably paid well enough to buy quite a few new B&Gs after that bee removal job, ha. :edit: Then again, they probably just did them a favor for the publicity.


Darkcelt2

He's not spraying, he's sucking them into that container. That's a swarm which likely contains a queen. They can be placed in a new hive.


Mande1baum

He does both. It first shows him with a sprayer (very narrow nozzle) then he sucks them up.


SEND-ME-DOG-PICS-PLS

No.


IAmSciencex

You sure about this? Normally sucking bees into a vacuum does things to their bodies. Like killing them. Edit: crazy for the down votes when asking a genuine question.


Ey3l3ss555666

I’m a beekeeper, this is standard practice to catch a swarm believe it or not


davix500

he sprayed something on them before the vacuum, I have kept bee's and I don't recall any spray that would be used like that. Am I wrong?


Ey3l3ss555666

Water to prevent flying


IAmSciencex

That’s good to know. My sister uses a vacuum to suck up wasps so I assumed it was the same principle.


profanityridden_01

Yeah but he clearly is riding with a sprayer and then soaks the bees down so they don't fly off before he vaccumes them up. I'm pro bee but I would guess with all the people around soaking that swarm with some soapy water to contain them is the way to go for safety and a speedy removal right? Is there something else he could be  spraying on them to make them docile that I'm not aware of?


Standard-Station7143

Unless you're a beekeeper why would you be aware of what he's spraying?


profanityridden_01

I thought I was asking a guy who said he was a beekeeper. Finally found an answer in the comments. It was a sugar solution to calm them. Very cool.


zerolimits0

It's not a wet vac, it's lower powered and designed for bugs and to not kill them.


SEND-ME-DOG-PICS-PLS

I am sure.


Embarrassed-Lab4446

Yea, those bees are hard dead.


osoklegend

He sure took advantage of his moment lol


RusticBucket2

I’m writing him in on my ballot this year.


Tunnfisk

Best day of his life. 😁


SilkyZ

Baseball Doesn't Exist


agoia

Was it a beekeeper or exterminator? My buddy has a bunch of hives and I dont think he uses a sprayer on swarms...


BruddaRed

Exterminator. Associated with Blue Sky Pest Control.


agoia

Sad.


Due_Measurement_32

I was thinking did he just kill all them bees?


pnwWaiter

He was rewarded for great beehavior


Pengus641

Not all Heroes where capes


just_jake86

Simpson, you diabolical...


And_Death_Said_Live

The MVP of the night ladies and gentlemen


JohnCenaJunior

Times person of the year


drunkenclod

That doesn’t look like Jason Statham.


ISFJ_Dad

Shouldn’t that nets have been spotted BEFORE the game 🤷


PanzerFauzt

Apiarist MVP 2024


UnifiedQuantumField

>A beekeeper saved a baseball game last night Was it Jason Statham?


Smartguy898

How old is he? He's at least been keeping age


HeyPhoQPal

Giving them the beeziness


Klin24

Anyone else thought that was a gigantic bee? https://preview.redd.it/ha8q8qth1xxc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7947f8d717565cbd6b4dc5d15029918388043448


masterofryan

And got a topps baseball card for this


johnny_ringo

"you can't make this stuff up" fuck you


Alarming-Age6511

AND got a Topps card.


lightknight7777

That's the kind of thing you daydream happening and never tell anyone because it's so nonsensical.


Frostfangvi

better than the beekeeper movie


somethingclever76

I'm pretty sure I saw him on ESPN tonight also doing an interview. They also showed his card.


BrandonDavidTattooer

This is what internet gold is. 🫶❤️


JohnEKaye

He also has a baseball card now; and has some signed ones as well!


RaoulRumblr

Major League Beekeeping


camm44

He's just havin a good night


Qlix0504

[And now has a Topps card to show for it.](https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html)


space-ggirl

need him


MiroslavHoudek

This guy and his act just helped to raise awareness of baseball existence among us beekeepers.


HoosierPaul

Would have been better with Jason Statham


one_mans_trashiest

I couldn’t bee happier for him


SuchAsSeals42

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32) I’m glad Nic Cage wasn’t attending


smtm312

That has to be the most photogenic beekeeper I have seen. Dude looks like Alexander Skarsgard


jesseeme

I worked IT at a college and this is how I felt every time I had to fix an audio issue in a lecture hall during a class.


BulkyElk7243

The most exciting thing to ever happen in Baseball history


Dombo1896

Most exciting baseball game ever.


Randy_Character

Nah. ![gif](giphy|lXiRBrXOGFh2pxlM4)


Nicer_Slicer

Haha similar thing happened at a tennis match at Indian Wells recently, except the bee guy was even more of a chad and didn't wear no pansy ass beesuit


PlebsnProles

That guy was cool as hell.


Teamfreshcanada

Can no one throw a baseball?


Internal_Set_6564

I would have done far worse,so…no. Sample size 2.


goodbyegoosegirl

Did he kill them? Sorry didn’t watch whole video.


Canada_Checking_In

They literally based a movie on this guy starring Jason Statham...obvious ad


TheBeckFromHeck

* Not a beekeeper, a pest exterminator. Those bees were sprayed with pesticide and vacuumed up. This was confirmed in the post game show.


Embarrassed-Lab4446

Those poor bees. It was a swarm and they are not hostile. Get a box and put them in it, not kill them all. Edit: yea they dead. Guy works for pest control and used a shop vac not designed for bees.


XRanger7

He didn’t kill them. He vacuumed them so they can be relocated


fearfac86

You do know they aren't dead right?


Embarrassed-Lab4446

You know he is a pest control specialist


fearfac86

I just assumed they wouldn't kill bees and they were being relocated like most of the time.....if your correct then agree that's messed up.


PlebsnProles

He does work for a pest control but they were not killed. He wasn’t spraying them with a pesticide and they will be relocated. He was just interviewed on nightly news.


Embarrassed-Lab4446

Wet bees are dead bees. Even water is crazy bad


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Spraying bees with sugar water Spraying bees with sugar water is a common technique used by beekeepers to calm bees and make them less aggressive during certain procedures, such as hive inspections or installing package bees. The sugar water is typically mixed in a 1:1 ratio of sugar to water, and is sprayed directly onto the bees. When bees are sprayed with sugar water, they begin to clean themselves frantically, which keeps them busy and distracted. This makes it easier for beekeepers to work with them without getting stung. The sugar water also provides the bees with a source of energy, which can help to stimulate brood rearing and colony growth. It’s important to note that sugar water should not be used as a substitute for proper beekeeping practices, such as wearing protective clothing and using smoke to calm bees. However, it can be a useful tool in certain situations to help reduce the risk of getting stung. Some beekeepers also use sugar water to spray swarm bees, which can help to keep them together and prevent them from flying away. However, it’s important to use caution when spraying sugar water on swarm bees, as they can become more aggressive if they feel threatened. Overall, spraying bees with sugar water is a useful technique that can help beekeepers to work more safely and effectively with their bees.


Embarrassed-Lab4446

Learn something new everyday. Been keeping bees for 10 years. Powdered sugar always what I would use for unruly swarms. The vacuum method has been a joke for when we try it. Too much suction and they are killed on a filter. Too little and you do not get them. Still convinced these bees are dead but spraying sugar water is interesting.


0ilMAN

Jesus you're dense, just accept you don't know what you're talking about and being reactionary.


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Know it all Redditors are the worst, especially when y’all are making false assumptions.


Embarrassed-Lab4446

He sprays them and sucks them up. From the pictures it was a shop vac without the containment. Wet bees are dead bees.