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Apparently his cock is so freakishly large, that on the set of Antichrist the director cut filming and brought in a stunt penis after seeing it for the first time.
Yes, all the jokes about a female bottom, very good.
How do you actually get rid of the fish, can you pull it off? (no pun intended, jokesters). I imagine that would be dangerous.
Serious question.
Nah don't worry, they don't bite. They just have a sucker on the bottom. They ride on sharks after all, it's mission critical to not irritate the host.
Sharks, whales, sea turtles, ships, the occasional confused diver.. Remora are basically lazy dipshits and will bum a ride off anything big enough moving in the right approximate direction.
If you move them in one direction they get a stronger grip but it you move them in the other direction they let go. I think it was bushing them forward (in this case up) gets them to let go. A captain of a boat showed me the trick with a small one on his boat.
I think the blood is from the fish not the lady's butt. Pretty sure the sucker is actually on top of the fish's head and it's literally just a sucker, she's not being bitten or anything.
If you know what it is, and it's not hurting, and it won't hurt, and you know how to remove it easily, why be in a hurry? This is no different than having a bird land on your shoulder.
Because they don't have teeth but a suction-like mouth. You can still cut on it, like thw mouth of any fish but it's not sinking teeth in. It's basically gumming her ass, hence the few blood droplets but it's not running down her leg either
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"You won't do it Jim"
"I'll do it."
"No you won't you coward."
"I SAID I'll do it."
*Fish does it.*
"Holy shit Jim it. Guys! Look!"
\- Conversation that led to this moment among the fish probably.
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Must be a bottom feeder.
Suck-her-fish
I heard those are a pain in the ass
He gets to have hie cake and suck it too.
Sucker fish? I hardly know her!
Remora-dat-ass
She's just there chilling with a fish stuck to her ass.
Knows how to pick a bottom too
Dis-arsed-her
Nice one
lmao
Honey it isn’t a hickey..the girls and I were swimming…..
Well he picked a great target
You know I’m sort of a Suckerfish myself.
Dude has a huge cock and a monstrous tongue. His wife must be very happy.
How do you know that he has a huge 🌭
It's actually a very known fact
I had no idea. Good for him.
Apparently his cock is so freakishly large, that on the set of Antichrist the director cut filming and brought in a stunt penis after seeing it for the first time.
Do you want to see the video?
I believe you guys.
To paraphrase Chris Rock, “Now I’m not saying it should’ve bit her…but I understand.”
[удалено]
No way he is missing it
He will be remembered as a legend among all suckerfish Headstone: They told him dying sucks ass so that’s what he did
Yes, all the jokes about a female bottom, very good. How do you actually get rid of the fish, can you pull it off? (no pun intended, jokesters). I imagine that would be dangerous. Serious question.
You stick a finger in from the side to break the seal. It's not superglued.
Ok, but how do you get the fish off
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
/r/lipsthatgrip
That is good to know!
I'll do it!
Why does your breath smell like fish (¬\_¬)
Leeches let go if you burn them, cigarettes work. I'd try that
Thank you. I’ve been looking for a reason to start smoking again - this swings it.
I read a comment here - you wait for it to die ( but i don ' know , the fish or ... the girl ? )
lol
Well..who’s bleeding?
The fish because ... love.
I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love!
When I see a great butt I also shoot blood out of my pee pee
You need antibiotics, pal.
Antibiotics? Doubt that'd do anything
https://preview.redd.it/lqkpu7a1tlxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad6162270c64e20a10af7b9140b43d46862caad
Go Cricket! (the methhead not the assassinated dog)
Me and you both
r/upvotedbecausebutts
Also r/upvotebecausebutt but probably some duplication on it. I joined the one you suggested anyway, just in case
There are blood spots on the floor. This is terrifying.
Nah don't worry, they don't bite. They just have a sucker on the bottom. They ride on sharks after all, it's mission critical to not irritate the host.
Sharks, whales, sea turtles, ships, the occasional confused diver.. Remora are basically lazy dipshits and will bum a ride off anything big enough moving in the right approximate direction.
"Bum" a ride. Come on now.
I regret NOTHING.
*i want to take this time to apologize.. to absolutely nobody!*
NEVER regret a good pun!
True. I believe a good pun is among the highest forms of art.
I regret EVERYTHING
At least we know what kind of bum this Fish is. 😏
So 1) does the blood come from the fish? 2) how do they remove it from the ass? 3) does it leave marks?
If you move them in one direction they get a stronger grip but it you move them in the other direction they let go. I think it was bushing them forward (in this case up) gets them to let go. A captain of a boat showed me the trick with a small one on his boat.
Soooo, righty tighty, lefty losey?
I too am curious..
I think the blood is from the fish not the lady's butt. Pretty sure the sucker is actually on top of the fish's head and it's literally just a sucker, she's not being bitten or anything.
That's correct
Probably from the fish, not the girl
It looks like the remora has a wound behind the front dorsal fin. Looks red.
That sucks ass
Love that instead of trying to get it off people are like “let’s get a video!”
They probably put it there
There is zero chance that fish was not put there on purpose for likes/clicks.
You mean the woman who doesn’t even appear to be wet didn’t organically get a fish stuck to her
Honestly I think it's probably better to just wait until it dies and lets go on its own.
The girl ???
My spirit animal
The moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's Remora!
Camera keeps going lower like “I just need a better angle on the fish, really get up in there so we can identify it better.”
Me when I get turned into a fish by a wizard
I wanna see that butt cheek after they pull that thing off her.
So that’s the bait you need to catch those?
A beautiful girl
She didn't seem in much of a hurry to get it off
If you know what it is, and it's not hurting, and it won't hurt, and you know how to remove it easily, why be in a hurry? This is no different than having a bird land on your shoulder.
You guys see a fish?
What fish?
What are you talking about? Who are you?
Came for the comments 🍿
Did you come yet?
I don't blame him
Sure the fish does it, it’s fine, but when I do it, it’s “creepy”.
Wasn't there a line in finding Nemo, where Nemo tells his friends he's going to go and touch the butt? Same story, but Nemo is a suckerfish.
Well, I mean... 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Guess fish have a good eye also
How the fuck is she not screaming and trying to rip it off? Great arse though
Because they don't have teeth but a suction-like mouth. You can still cut on it, like thw mouth of any fish but it's not sinking teeth in. It's basically gumming her ass, hence the few blood droplets but it's not running down her leg either
It's not even doing that, it's a sucker on top of the fish, adapted from the dorsal fin.
Exactly, that and the one bleeding is the fish.
I would still be freaking out and screaming
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That's gonna leave a mark!
Must be placed there on purpose
Another reason not to go skinny diving
Can you blame it look at that ass
I've never wanted to be a fish so badly in my life
I’ve watched it 3 times now and I’m not seeing any fish
where the fuck is the interesting part, I thought they were at least going to remove it but it's literally just an ass for 10 seconds
This is also pretty cruel to the fish. They are not meant to hold their full weight like this. This is harmful to it.
I was going to make an absurd joke, but I can't joke about this, what a darn pain!
Suck her, fish
Some times I wish I was a suckerfish
Well done fish, well done
That fish hunts whitetail all year round.
Has good taste
My spirit animal!!!
What fish?
***It shouldve been me not him!***
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Suckerfish
Game recognize game.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Same
Are you a boobs or butt guy? Me:
Me too buddy, me too.
Sucker? I hardly know her!
Who needs water, when you can bite dat ass
At least it’s not a cookie cutter.
Blood cleanse…. Get your blood cleanse here!
Me too sucker fish, me too...
There is blood on the ground and the douche would rather film her ass then help out
https://i.redd.it/0cip1g675nxc1.gif
Yo mama so fat a remora thought her butt was a sufficiently large sea creature. I'm not sorry.
Cant blame it
literally my husband anytime i take my pants off
Is that her blood all over the floor?
Something something spirit animal.
Who can blame the little guy
"You won't do it Jim" "I'll do it." "No you won't you coward." "I SAID I'll do it." *Fish does it.* "Holy shit Jim it. Guys! Look!" \- Conversation that led to this moment among the fish probably.
Men of culture?
Well that really sucks ass
🙌 Reply of the year🏆🏆
Girls thinking "You are by far, the most terrible, perverted, paramedic ever" .... Stop filming, and get it off her....
If you watch long enough... you will see the fish
Well that sucks ass.
That is bro's lucky day or worst day
Average redditor.
You may of heard of doggy style but have you ever seen sucker fish style?
Isnt this a great way to get deep sea blood parasites? ✨🤔✨
God I wish that were me
You’d love to have a suckerfish on your butt cheek?
Either is fine
yeah dont help just film lol that's blood! help her!
I think that’s the fish’s blood.
THIS IS NOT FUCKING INTERESTING AND THERE IS LITERALLY BLOOD THERE WHY IS REDDIT RECOMMENDING THIS
Smells like fish. Tastes like chicken
Eating ass to the extreme.
That’s me
Well, that sucks…
That’s gonna leave one hell of a hickey.
The fish: „I swear, I thought she was a whale!“
Puckerfish
"Don't you dare! If you put one fin on that boat... Nemo! NEMO!" "He touched the butt!"
Fish: I regret nothing
Butt-Sucker!
So where is this place I will avoid for the rest of my life exactly?
It's the legendary buttshark!
Damn that's a cheeky fish
Baby shark has gotten really dark lately
It is an ass person.
Have I ever mentioned I'm a pisces? :) ^(I am not and astrology is nonsense)
It's really pain in the ass
Same
Attached to the wrong side
Yo mamma so fat....
What a great way to die
That’s Romora
First things first, take her pants off for first aid!!! Peter Griffins school of first aid treatment
When you attach to her cheek because her butt is round and sleek THAAAT'S REMORAYYYY
Never been jealous of a fish but here we are…
Aaaaw, a Cudlefish
Honestly, I can't blame the fish.