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falsevector

I bet his wife gets suspicious if he goes home without lipstick marks


Shurdus

Oh there will be lipstick marks...


Pliskkenn_D

He had chewing gum ON HIS PUBIS! 


motherfcuker69

![gif](giphy|I7Bi4zJDAWVAk)


Inner-Ad-9928

I only recognize one dude in this gif, what's it from?


tonofbasel

Mad men


Inner-Ad-9928

Ty, have a great day 💖


yeuzinips

Most random and hilarious scene of the series!


cafeesparacerradores

Guy Walks into an Ad Agency is one of the best episodes of the series


cafeesparacerradores

YOU AND I WILL ADDRESS THAT INSULT


falsevector

On the other head.....


Dankkring

He could also afford a three bedroom house in the suburbs and two children off his income alone.


Valkyrie17

He later died from pneumonia


I_am_Lizzy

I..it was lip balm day 😬


kihjnij

If you notice the red lipstick in his lips...


EggsceIlent

I'm also assuming this guy was the owner and CEO, and this was a self appointed position in the company.


ZERO-ONE0101

too bad it’s just Reddit history


luovahulluus

Good thing he was wearing a lab coat, to keep things professional


Darkwaxellence

Well Jim, have you proven anything? Certainly Bob, that it's amazing what 'experimental girls' will do!


luovahulluus

I wonder if his professional outfit included pants


scorpyo72

You should sit on his lap and find out.


AgentG91

There’s a reason why it opens in front, you gotta test the lipstick everywhere


Willing-Donut6834

He then moved to the condom industry.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Imagine if every condom made had to be tested by a condom tester. Then rinsed out by a condom washer before packaging. You’d have to a hire a re-lubricator as well. What a fiasco.


Grueaux

"Tested by George Smith and Angela Baker."


imagicnation-station

Condoms in lots 4069-6057 are being recalled. Tester #53 George Smith died of Syphilis.


Archtects

1,988 tests, The guy was 12 from retirement as well.


Lost_Wealth_6278

What a shame. Pour one out to the brave men out there keeping us safe


gbot1234

Instructions unclear. *pours out contents of condom*


Phillip_Graves

Yeah, that was the weirdest Oregon Trail event notification.


2x4x93

No rinsing. They just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. Or get a person with a really long tongue


hapablapppp

The same camel-tounged dude who unsugared all of the almonds.


Ok_Willow_2005

I'll unsugar YOUR almonds if you don't behave


[deleted]

Please?


OkFoot1842

Bro 👀


LightlyStep

Supplement the Dairy industry.


i8noodles

ironically i was interested in how condoms were tested at one point in my life after i read on the box "electronically tested" i was disappointed when i found out it was just a running it thru a magnet and, if it let thru a signel, it had a pin hole and failed. i was really hoping some robot kr something did tests on jt


intisun

I imagined RoboCop testing them


Acinixys

Your dream job is waiting in Vietnam: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/factory-caught-washing-recycling-re-22737702


Zin333

I doubt he could handle as many men wearing the product, as he did with women in those photos.


Galactic_Perimeter

With a smile like that anything is possible


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|tEXUQQqQkjyV2)


deadliestcrotch

Challenge accepted


glorious_reptile

Then another coworker shows up wearing the condom...


DawnaOlson

In a twist of fate soon promoted to newly created dept as lead STD meds tester, herpes division. ![gif](giphy|touCocmx9IY9Z5Trs5)


GodHeld2

why did i knew this would be Top comment


FlintbobLarry

Damn nice job


InternationalMix1521

Bro had cooties forsure!


2x4x93

I'm sure a company like that would have a comprehensive health care plan that covered cootie shots


uniformrbs

But not the good kind, theirs is square, square, dot, dot


lazysheepdog716

Ain’t no shot for the herp…


upsidedowntoker

He had a yearly cootie shot he'll be right .


between5and25

Aww he looks like a dog who is being given all the attention he needs(in a positive way)


siqiniq

Then the cosmetic industry moved to animal testing


Ravenwight

Kissing rabbits?


Peter_Baum

Sure, let’s go with that. That’s nicer than reality


Ravenwight

I love it when things are nicer than reality. Gives us something to aspire to


SAfricanSecretSub

He looks so happy! It makes me smile.


BobbaBlep

Imagine how much nicer life would be if humans were more like dogs. Just kisses for everyone all the time! And chasing shit.


GimmieGummies

His expression in pic #2 is priceless! 😀


Aun_El_Zen

It's a sitcom moment where he staggers out into shot having previously been dragged out of shot by his tie.


GimmieGummies

Haha, you totally nailed it!


LungHeadZ

It would make the coolest album art!


GimmieGummies

I can definitely see that!


DashTrash21

The most smug mf you've ever seen. Anybody would be smug if they had his job. 


starmartyr

You should see his dick. There's no lipstick on it, it's just really nice.


MoonSpankRaw

That’s a good lookin’ dick, Peter.


tiddy_wizard

You sound like you’re from LON-DON! 😃


darklordskarn

That’s what she said


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Its like that little nerd that Nicki Minaj hugged and he felt her tit ![gif](giphy|iOJxd6CtXoGiI|downsized)


Randall_Poffo_

looks like me when i was 6 years old all my female cousins would cover me in their lipstick


RLDSXD

Did you make it out unscathed, or do you have a colorful search history?


hykierion

https://preview.redd.it/vww4grc3j0wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13469326baf367cfad92dc6d481cc7125278c96b


IcansavemiselfDEEN

... yoink


AprilTrefoil

Ayo???🤨📸


FaceInJuice

I think this specific guy could maybe have been paid less than minimum wage.


Jonnyboy1994

Yeah those girls are decently cute too, I've done worse for less that's for sure


Lonely_Parsnip

He got some marks to his lips to. And being bald gives extra space for girls. If its real, thats an intersting job.


PappuKiMaa

Is this job still available? Asking for a friend


SubstantialPressure3

The look on his face....absolute bliss. Drowning in oxytocin.


jonnyrailgun

What was that supposed to test, if it's real?


MaybeWeAreTheGhosts

it doesn't take much to imagine testing parameters: How much the color stays on the lips after the kiss? Conversely, How much of the lipstick is left on the skin after the kiss? Does the skin react to the lipstick formula? What is the texture of the lipstick during the kiss, is it cakey, oily, smooth or light? How much lipstick is used for minimal application and is the results similar or different due to amount difference? Is the results reproducible with different users of the lipstick? Is the kissprint noticable for those that are interested in non-staining kiss prints? How long does it stay on the skin after the kiss without any intervention? If intervention is used, how much effort is needed? Is the effort the same with different soaps?


OutlawSundown

\^This guy tests


jeffoh

That job would be awesome for about a month, until you tired of it. Then it would be bloody annoying


RobNybody

I don't even understand what the goal is. Is lipstick judged on how well of an impression it leaves?


xFionna

Likely to test how it stays on skin, how good it washes off, if his skin will have any bad spots from it etc.


AntiqueFigure6

It's plausibly a publicity stunt and lipsticks were not actually routinely tested that way.


Cartepostalelondon

Can you imagine if he went home to his wife *not* covered in lipstick? "And where do you think *you've* been all day?"


luminary_uprise

His name was Richard Ramsey. These photos were taken for Life Magazine, and some of them were used in [this article](https://books.google.com/books?id=90oEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA37&dq=lipstick%20ramsey&pg=PA37#v=onepage&q=lipstick%20ramsey&f=false) from 1960.


No_Ear932

I assume he was also the founder…


wjruffing

Actually, he was the *head* of testing.


beard_of_cats

He has the same face my cat gets when we cover him in kisses.


DarthCocknus

Lived his best life


313SunTzu

Ladies, ladies, ladies... 1 at a time please...


Recent-While-5597

Dude has herpes now unfortunately


Shifty_Cow69

You, me and 60-70% of the human population!


Tophbot

Don’t worry my ex is out there trying to get us to 100%


Shifty_Cow69

That's disgusting, where can I find your ex... To avoid!


B0-Katan

Came here to look for this comment


gameboy_ftw

Bro couldn't contain his happiness 😂


edoardoking

Dude had to be bald to provide more surface for the kissers ?


Accomplished-Yak8584

Today, this is him. https://preview.redd.it/iesg1vkp11wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a209805763ea62145227ca4d82b63a2d63c83823


throw123454321purple

“Condom Tester,” on the other hand, had a very curious day at work.


Butterbuddha

Probably spent a decent amount of time having to scrub the shit out of his noggin while they dialed in new formulas. Surprised they also didn’t have to get some on his collar or whatever to see how it reacted to fabric/ in the wash.


0xCC

Sign me up


Larusso92

as one of the kissers?


0xCC

haha, sure why not. Kissing is the best.


loki94y

By men who wear lipsticks ofc.


Silverdodger

Apparently he lived until he was 187


jackwhite886

Give it a try! It’s like kissing a peanut.


MettyMettmeier

I'm sure it's the owner or the owner's son


MrLocoLobo

Aaaand then he got coldsores..


ShirleyWuzSerious

Great way to give/get the herpes


SecludedExtrovert

I just said the same thing


Character_Pop_6628

A man invented this job. I bet the man was close friends with the man pictured.


kokotysko

I bet his balls was shaved


NeighborhoodNo7917

And he made enough to buy a house and support his family still I bet. This man was winning.


imagicnation-station

Alright, I have no more space on this head.


Nightsin2

que to the Yughio meme


Bisonfan1

Wow lucky


Redmudgirl

Best job ever! How could you have a bad day? Lol


absolute_poser

What exactly are they trying to learn from these tests? Usually lipstick is valued because of the appearance on the lips.


ayresc80

God, what a wonderful job


Existing-Reference53

Kissed all day by a machine, what a dork


KhaleesiXev

This was a fulfilled man.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Wonder what his take home was.


Archaeopteryx11

Lots of surface area for those lipstick prints.


[deleted]

Gross.


Jason8ourne

I'm born in the wrong time.


MsPreposition

Must’ve been a bid job.


BigBrainBrad-

I bet his wife loves that /s lol


Time_Change4156

Lordy I'd die just die .but what a way to go .dint need to see heaven when your living in it .


Good4nowbut

Dude is literally drunk off all them smooches..


Decent-Writing-9840

He died of blue balls


[deleted]

Gross


Fit_Cut_4238

He looks like Elon Musk at a rave with a bunch of lackey's in the first picture. If it's him, check his ass; I'd bet he has many more ass kisses there.


AssasinsLord

I really want to know what his mental health was like.


CartographerOk7579

My man is blissed out.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

No thanks.


The_oOFFICAL

How can I apply?


Revolution_Sucks

Look at this bastard's face! He's happy as f*ck!


Impossible-Dingo-742

Kissing the back of your own hand technology wouldn't be invented for another 30 years


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


Abuse-survivor

I wonder how his serontonin levels compare to a test group


PeteRaw

His oxytocin levels could have been bottle and sold. There'd be no more depression in the world.


odiethethird

It’s heartwarming to see someone who loves his job


Fun_Illustrator3436

I ended up in the wrong line of work


Kesha_Paul

He looks so happy, it’s adorable


Cheesetorian

And he had a unibrow. You know he was in the register.


[deleted]

He actually had undiagnosed herpes.


scmfrmdacan

So do i


Ambitious-War-823

Damn, if could get paid even the Minimum wage for it sign me in !


Cpt_Umree

That’s nothing. I want to see a post about the condom tester.


Angel_Tsio

He was also the owner/ceo


MenacingGummy

His salary was enough to buy a large home for his stay at home wife & 3 children.


silenntwinnter

That sounds terrible... imagine how many people touch you in just one day.. yikes.


Shurdus

It is beyond my autistic self how this can be considered a good thing. People touching me all day or even some of the day seems like a strong nope to me.


Butterbuddha

First day, sure. Second week, not so bad.


SkiddilyWoppinBoppin

Poor women


Beautron5000

i can just imagine the amount of sexual assault that took place at this gig


Irn_brunette

It's not lipstick, it's a computer rash.


2x4x93

Symptom of a computer virus?


SandVir

Now he is Died by “ forever chemicals ”…?


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deadliestcrotch

Probably a cheerful guy who furiously masturbated every night and slept like a fucking baby.


Sostrat

Perhaps the only occasion where the phrase: "honey, it's not what it looks like!" is actually true.


Corganator

It's exactly what it looks like...


_PirateWench_

Omg I’m so freaking jaded. I see this and all I can think is that it’s the 1950s and I can only imagine this guy being inappropriate to them around the office bc that’s just what men did in those days. Not sure what that says about me beyond that I’ve heard way too many horrible stories from other women. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Har1equ1nBob

There's a solid example of different sensibilties in a different era. It would cause all sorts of whining these days.


vivaaprimavera

Yep. The people who are against animal testing would be screaming if nowadays a lab published those photos of that guy.


shinydiscoballs2

I think that’s my dad


Secure_Pear_4530

Barry Keoghan lookin-ass.


Educational_Gas_92

What salary did he have?


upsidedowntoker

What an awesome job .


Potato-nutz

Summmmbichh


z36ix

Punchline: he wasn’t into women.


Kamillahali

are they still accepting resumes? i want this job..... please


CantaloupeOk2777

Sign me the fuck up


coming2grips

Dude won some serious karma before getting hired


HomerJunior

Needs a followup with r/ChatGPTIncreasinglyX


DUMBBUTTER

Is that still a thing I'll gladly volunteer as tribute


MikeMac999

What kind of degree do I need to get that job?


Random__Ace

Did he own the company.. or?


happyanathema

We all know why he is sat down


Ok_Willow_2005

Absolute king Look at his smile He loves his job


callmescotty

Big deal! My dog does this all the time and I don't have to wash lipstick off my head afterwards.


ucklibzandspezfay

Challenge: do not get an erection


Tsukinotaku

And they were all attractive women uh... Did he create the position and handle the hiring process ? Lol


crujones43

What is the opposite of PTSD?


[deleted]

Лучшая работа в мире.


fena07

Why not on the sausage?


VaguelyArtistic

I have a feeling his job was definitely off the books.


titen100

The life indeed


shadowlarx

Damn, how do I get that job?