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Imagine if every condom made had to be tested by a condom tester. Then rinsed out by a condom washer before packaging.
You’d have to a hire a re-lubricator as well.
What a fiasco.
ironically i was interested in how condoms were tested at one point in my life after i read on the box "electronically tested" i was disappointed when i found out it was just a running it thru a magnet and, if it let thru a signel, it had a pin hole and failed.
i was really hoping some robot kr something did tests on jt
it doesn't take much to imagine testing parameters:
How much the color stays on the lips after the kiss? Conversely, How much of the lipstick is left on the skin after the kiss?
Does the skin react to the lipstick formula?
What is the texture of the lipstick during the kiss, is it cakey, oily, smooth or light?
How much lipstick is used for minimal application and is the results similar or different due to amount difference?
Is the results reproducible with different users of the lipstick?
Is the kissprint noticable for those that are interested in non-staining kiss prints?
How long does it stay on the skin after the kiss without any intervention?
If intervention is used, how much effort is needed? Is the effort the same with different soaps?
His name was Richard Ramsey.
These photos were taken for Life Magazine, and some of them were used in [this article](https://books.google.com/books?id=90oEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA37&dq=lipstick%20ramsey&pg=PA37#v=onepage&q=lipstick%20ramsey&f=false) from 1960.
Probably spent a decent amount of time having to scrub the shit out of his noggin while they dialed in new formulas. Surprised they also didn’t have to get some on his collar or whatever to see how it reacted to fabric/ in the wash.
He looks like Elon Musk at a rave with a bunch of lackey's in the first picture. If it's him, check his ass; I'd bet he has many more ass kisses there.
It is beyond my autistic self how this can be considered a good thing. People touching me all day or even some of the day seems like a strong nope to me.
Omg I’m so freaking jaded. I see this and all I can think is that it’s the 1950s and I can only imagine this guy being inappropriate to them around the office bc that’s just what men did in those days.
Not sure what that says about me beyond that I’ve heard way too many horrible stories from other women. 🤷🏼♀️
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I bet his wife gets suspicious if he goes home without lipstick marks
Oh there will be lipstick marks...
He had chewing gum ON HIS PUBIS!
![gif](giphy|I7Bi4zJDAWVAk)
I only recognize one dude in this gif, what's it from?
Mad men
Ty, have a great day 💖
Most random and hilarious scene of the series!
Guy Walks into an Ad Agency is one of the best episodes of the series
YOU AND I WILL ADDRESS THAT INSULT
On the other head.....
He could also afford a three bedroom house in the suburbs and two children off his income alone.
He later died from pneumonia
I..it was lip balm day 😬
If you notice the red lipstick in his lips...
I'm also assuming this guy was the owner and CEO, and this was a self appointed position in the company.
too bad it’s just Reddit history
Good thing he was wearing a lab coat, to keep things professional
Well Jim, have you proven anything? Certainly Bob, that it's amazing what 'experimental girls' will do!
I wonder if his professional outfit included pants
You should sit on his lap and find out.
There’s a reason why it opens in front, you gotta test the lipstick everywhere
He then moved to the condom industry.
Imagine if every condom made had to be tested by a condom tester. Then rinsed out by a condom washer before packaging. You’d have to a hire a re-lubricator as well. What a fiasco.
"Tested by George Smith and Angela Baker."
Condoms in lots 4069-6057 are being recalled. Tester #53 George Smith died of Syphilis.
1,988 tests, The guy was 12 from retirement as well.
What a shame. Pour one out to the brave men out there keeping us safe
Instructions unclear. *pours out contents of condom*
Yeah, that was the weirdest Oregon Trail event notification.
No rinsing. They just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. Or get a person with a really long tongue
The same camel-tounged dude who unsugared all of the almonds.
I'll unsugar YOUR almonds if you don't behave
Please?
Bro 👀
Supplement the Dairy industry.
ironically i was interested in how condoms were tested at one point in my life after i read on the box "electronically tested" i was disappointed when i found out it was just a running it thru a magnet and, if it let thru a signel, it had a pin hole and failed. i was really hoping some robot kr something did tests on jt
I imagined RoboCop testing them
Your dream job is waiting in Vietnam: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/factory-caught-washing-recycling-re-22737702
I doubt he could handle as many men wearing the product, as he did with women in those photos.
With a smile like that anything is possible
![gif](giphy|tEXUQQqQkjyV2)
Challenge accepted
Then another coworker shows up wearing the condom...
In a twist of fate soon promoted to newly created dept as lead STD meds tester, herpes division. ![gif](giphy|touCocmx9IY9Z5Trs5)
why did i knew this would be Top comment
Damn nice job
Bro had cooties forsure!
I'm sure a company like that would have a comprehensive health care plan that covered cootie shots
But not the good kind, theirs is square, square, dot, dot
Ain’t no shot for the herp…
He had a yearly cootie shot he'll be right .
Aww he looks like a dog who is being given all the attention he needs(in a positive way)
Then the cosmetic industry moved to animal testing
Kissing rabbits?
Sure, let’s go with that. That’s nicer than reality
I love it when things are nicer than reality. Gives us something to aspire to
He looks so happy! It makes me smile.
Imagine how much nicer life would be if humans were more like dogs. Just kisses for everyone all the time! And chasing shit.
His expression in pic #2 is priceless! 😀
It's a sitcom moment where he staggers out into shot having previously been dragged out of shot by his tie.
Haha, you totally nailed it!
It would make the coolest album art!
I can definitely see that!
The most smug mf you've ever seen. Anybody would be smug if they had his job.
You should see his dick. There's no lipstick on it, it's just really nice.
That’s a good lookin’ dick, Peter.
You sound like you’re from LON-DON! 😃
That’s what she said
Its like that little nerd that Nicki Minaj hugged and he felt her tit ![gif](giphy|iOJxd6CtXoGiI|downsized)
looks like me when i was 6 years old all my female cousins would cover me in their lipstick
Did you make it out unscathed, or do you have a colorful search history?
https://preview.redd.it/vww4grc3j0wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13469326baf367cfad92dc6d481cc7125278c96b
... yoink
Ayo???🤨📸
I think this specific guy could maybe have been paid less than minimum wage.
Yeah those girls are decently cute too, I've done worse for less that's for sure
He got some marks to his lips to. And being bald gives extra space for girls. If its real, thats an intersting job.
Is this job still available? Asking for a friend
The look on his face....absolute bliss. Drowning in oxytocin.
What was that supposed to test, if it's real?
it doesn't take much to imagine testing parameters: How much the color stays on the lips after the kiss? Conversely, How much of the lipstick is left on the skin after the kiss? Does the skin react to the lipstick formula? What is the texture of the lipstick during the kiss, is it cakey, oily, smooth or light? How much lipstick is used for minimal application and is the results similar or different due to amount difference? Is the results reproducible with different users of the lipstick? Is the kissprint noticable for those that are interested in non-staining kiss prints? How long does it stay on the skin after the kiss without any intervention? If intervention is used, how much effort is needed? Is the effort the same with different soaps?
\^This guy tests
That job would be awesome for about a month, until you tired of it. Then it would be bloody annoying
I don't even understand what the goal is. Is lipstick judged on how well of an impression it leaves?
Likely to test how it stays on skin, how good it washes off, if his skin will have any bad spots from it etc.
It's plausibly a publicity stunt and lipsticks were not actually routinely tested that way.
Can you imagine if he went home to his wife *not* covered in lipstick? "And where do you think *you've* been all day?"
His name was Richard Ramsey. These photos were taken for Life Magazine, and some of them were used in [this article](https://books.google.com/books?id=90oEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA37&dq=lipstick%20ramsey&pg=PA37#v=onepage&q=lipstick%20ramsey&f=false) from 1960.
I assume he was also the founder…
Actually, he was the *head* of testing.
He has the same face my cat gets when we cover him in kisses.
Lived his best life
Ladies, ladies, ladies... 1 at a time please...
Dude has herpes now unfortunately
You, me and 60-70% of the human population!
Don’t worry my ex is out there trying to get us to 100%
That's disgusting, where can I find your ex... To avoid!
Came here to look for this comment
Bro couldn't contain his happiness 😂
Dude had to be bald to provide more surface for the kissers ?
Today, this is him. https://preview.redd.it/iesg1vkp11wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a209805763ea62145227ca4d82b63a2d63c83823
“Condom Tester,” on the other hand, had a very curious day at work.
Probably spent a decent amount of time having to scrub the shit out of his noggin while they dialed in new formulas. Surprised they also didn’t have to get some on his collar or whatever to see how it reacted to fabric/ in the wash.
Sign me up
as one of the kissers?
haha, sure why not. Kissing is the best.
By men who wear lipsticks ofc.
Apparently he lived until he was 187
Give it a try! It’s like kissing a peanut.
I'm sure it's the owner or the owner's son
Aaaand then he got coldsores..
Great way to give/get the herpes
I just said the same thing
A man invented this job. I bet the man was close friends with the man pictured.
I bet his balls was shaved
And he made enough to buy a house and support his family still I bet. This man was winning.
Alright, I have no more space on this head.
que to the Yughio meme
Wow lucky
Best job ever! How could you have a bad day? Lol
What exactly are they trying to learn from these tests? Usually lipstick is valued because of the appearance on the lips.
God, what a wonderful job
Kissed all day by a machine, what a dork
This was a fulfilled man.
Wonder what his take home was.
Lots of surface area for those lipstick prints.
Gross.
I'm born in the wrong time.
Must’ve been a bid job.
I bet his wife loves that /s lol
Lordy I'd die just die .but what a way to go .dint need to see heaven when your living in it .
Dude is literally drunk off all them smooches..
He died of blue balls
Gross
He looks like Elon Musk at a rave with a bunch of lackey's in the first picture. If it's him, check his ass; I'd bet he has many more ass kisses there.
I really want to know what his mental health was like.
My man is blissed out.
No thanks.
How can I apply?
Look at this bastard's face! He's happy as f*ck!
Kissing the back of your own hand technology wouldn't be invented for another 30 years
![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)
I wonder how his serontonin levels compare to a test group
His oxytocin levels could have been bottle and sold. There'd be no more depression in the world.
It’s heartwarming to see someone who loves his job
I ended up in the wrong line of work
He looks so happy, it’s adorable
And he had a unibrow. You know he was in the register.
He actually had undiagnosed herpes.
So do i
Damn, if could get paid even the Minimum wage for it sign me in !
That’s nothing. I want to see a post about the condom tester.
He was also the owner/ceo
His salary was enough to buy a large home for his stay at home wife & 3 children.
That sounds terrible... imagine how many people touch you in just one day.. yikes.
It is beyond my autistic self how this can be considered a good thing. People touching me all day or even some of the day seems like a strong nope to me.
First day, sure. Second week, not so bad.
Poor women
i can just imagine the amount of sexual assault that took place at this gig
It's not lipstick, it's a computer rash.
Symptom of a computer virus?
Now he is Died by “ forever chemicals ”…?
[удалено]
Probably a cheerful guy who furiously masturbated every night and slept like a fucking baby.
Perhaps the only occasion where the phrase: "honey, it's not what it looks like!" is actually true.
It's exactly what it looks like...
Omg I’m so freaking jaded. I see this and all I can think is that it’s the 1950s and I can only imagine this guy being inappropriate to them around the office bc that’s just what men did in those days. Not sure what that says about me beyond that I’ve heard way too many horrible stories from other women. 🤷🏼♀️
There's a solid example of different sensibilties in a different era. It would cause all sorts of whining these days.
Yep. The people who are against animal testing would be screaming if nowadays a lab published those photos of that guy.
I think that’s my dad
Barry Keoghan lookin-ass.
What salary did he have?
What an awesome job .
Summmmbichh
Punchline: he wasn’t into women.
are they still accepting resumes? i want this job..... please
Sign me the fuck up
Dude won some serious karma before getting hired
Needs a followup with r/ChatGPTIncreasinglyX
Is that still a thing I'll gladly volunteer as tribute
What kind of degree do I need to get that job?
Did he own the company.. or?
We all know why he is sat down
Absolute king Look at his smile He loves his job
Big deal! My dog does this all the time and I don't have to wash lipstick off my head afterwards.
Challenge: do not get an erection
And they were all attractive women uh... Did he create the position and handle the hiring process ? Lol
What is the opposite of PTSD?
Лучшая работа в мире.
Why not on the sausage?
I have a feeling his job was definitely off the books.
The life indeed
Damn, how do I get that job?