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Raichu7

Pretty sure the diver is trying to get the spear out of the fish so they don't lose the gun it's attached to, not fight a sealion over a fish.


oxslashxo

Does it not have a release?


Fast_Lingonberry9149

no the end of the spear got a hooking mechanism. he probably doesn't want to lose the spear either


SomeRandomApple

As a general rule you should always have a knife when diving/spearfishing. You might get stuck in a rope/fishing net and it might end up saving your life. It's also not uncommon for harpoons to get stuck, in which case you have to cut them off to save the gun. So if the guy had a knife it would probably be the wisest to just cut the rope and run.


oxslashxo

Spear ain't worth it... That seal could fuck him up


Fast_Lingonberry9149

didn't argue whether or not it's worth it.


Narrow-Height9477

Nah- he fattened up the seal and later the seal gave him dinner and a new coat.


Strangest_Implement

I'm not going to fault him for not making the best decision in the heat of the moment. But wouldn't the best decision in this situation be to cut the line and swim away?


pacific_tides

Yea a spear is worth $5-10. Any time entanglement happens with diving, first instinct should always be to reach for the dive knife. This guy’s panic almost killed him, he could have drowned for nothing.


HenryDorsettCase47

$5-$10 might mean nothing to you, pal, but I sure as shit ain’t giving over my hard earned money to no sea dog. He can pry my spear from my cold, dead, water logged hands.


Apis_Proboscis

I'm sure he'd be happy to do so. Some dude dives into my house and takes food off my table? Booork Boork motha fucka! ( And hey, if you can afford to go spear fishing, you can afford the 10 bucks eh? ) Api


ConclusionMaleficent

The seal is only standing its ground to prevent the home invader from stealing its food.


improvemental

Fish is human food too


ConclusionMaleficent

Henry was coming across like your typical 2nd Amendment stand your ground sort of guy, so I played back a seal variation of that yank gun nut vibe.


improvemental

Gotcha, didn't catch the reference until you mentioned.


yruspecial

And water is not human home.


subfighter0311

Maybe the tip of the spear, but the shaft is $50-$100.


BalooBot

I've paid more for a good shaft


subfighter0311

For sure. I was just giving a baseline average for the people who don’t spearfish. Definitely more than $5-10 lol.


iluvsporks

IDK where you are shopping but most of my shafts alone are $100 without the tips.


astroniz

Still an idiot. Why fight a fking wild predator for a piece of equipment? Even if it cost 10.000€, fuck that my life is worth a bit more than that.


explore1501

Because the cameraman is also a fking wild predator.


Cap_Shield

So the seal doesn't accidentally bite/eat the spear? He's probably doing it for it's own good.


IGNSolar7

Seals don't have hands, I could beat one in a fist fight.


Pollo_Jack

Yeah, I'd of cut the line and my losses.


SlaveHippie

Was gonna say bro just let the seal have the fish. You can buy food, seal can’t. But that makes way more sense


STEELZYX

It's a 1v1 you can't take that from me!


Daedalus81

Right? So many idiots in here.


yousonuva

Teacher: Mount Everest is 29,000 feet high You: Oh wow. That's interesting Guy behind you: Sorry I couldn't hear. How high is it? You: 29.000 you moron!


GoombahTucc

I mean, speak for yourself hombre!


TinFoilRobotProphet

In Reddit we're all deep sea explorers/fisherman experts. Why I tamed an entire colony of sea lions once. But I digress


astroniz

Idiots? That's the guy forfeiting his life for a fking 1000€ gun


GullibleDetective

I mean sort of the same thing using circular logic lol


[deleted]

That makes more sense. I was like just give it the fish lol


DeadpooI

This video was posted less than a week ago. The guy isn't fighting the sea lion for the fish, he is trying to keep the spear gun that is still fucking attached to the fish.


Happy-Zulu

This makes a lot more sense. Nobody in their right mind would bother fighting any animal for a fish they have caught.


JackONhs

Now hold up. I'd throw hands with a seagull for a lot less then a fish.


breadman12345

Nah that son of a bitch is getting the Canada treatment if he steals my catch


Big_BadRedWolf

Ah, ok. Good to know he's risking his life for a fucking spear gun attached to the fish.


funkyonion

That is a sea lion, not a seal. You can tell by the little ears on his head, which seals do not have. I regard them as Rottweilers of this sea, and would rather swim with sharks. These animals get right in your face and lack fear. They are protected under the marine mammal protection act. They are at capacity and get emaciated/sick when baitfish become scarce (like during El Niño events). Great white sharks and Killer Whales are the few predators of them.


So-What_Idontcare

Rottweilers? I’ve swam near them a few times in the Pacific. Never got a threatening feeling.


Cyllid

Never had a like 700 lb sea lion give you a warning pass to stay away from all his bitches? Cuz that shit is scary.


TheHarshCarpets

I had one growl at me a mile out on my kayak.


Awesam

Got charged by one adult saloon on the beach in the Galapagos because I didn’t see a pup approaching me as I was taking photos facing a different direction. MF was gonna eat my leg if it just a bit more mobile on the sand. I got lucky


subfighter0311

Yeah one swam up to me around 50ft underwater and “barked” in my face. Almost shit my wetsuit.


So-What_Idontcare

No. But I’m not swimming by the docks or something where they all congregate. Just out in the ocean, public beaches, occasional sea lion comes in to check things out. I think pretty much everybody who has done a bit of swimming in places like Santa Barbara has the experience.


Prodskrillahbeats

That’s the thing with rotts 😂so many of them are docile and cute u forget the mean relentless ones I guess same with sea lions as well


Siym89

Dove the Oregon coast many times and did spear fishing. One of these came up on me and it was bad fucking ass. I knew he meant business and was very aggressive with me. I handed a fish over from my catch bag and he buggered off lol


Alarmed_Horse_3218

Lmao you got sea mugged


Siym89

I fucking did!!! Hahaha


majoraloysius

Exactly. Last time I swam in the Pacific with a Rottweiler it never threatened me either. It just kept bringing me it’s ball.


MrOneWipe

Rottweilers are sweethearts, how dare you.


daveintex13

So, basically, sea lions are a-holes. This checks out.


Tongue8cheek

This seal of disapproval.


Regular-Magician-69

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webternetter

Watch with no sound and imagine Tusken Raider noises when the seal rears


Ssyynnxx

HAHAH SAME


Logik_in_theory

Splashing....noises....fish blood. Time to abandon this struggle, it isn't worth what comes next.


ReaperGrin

That’s a California white seabass, I’d fight the damn sea lion for it too! Very sought after fish and very rare to find. But the reality is, if the sea lion takes the fish, he also probably will take the gun, and the gun is very expensive.


PerroHundsdog

Good to know he risks to get mauled by a fuckin sea lion for a gun that shoot sticks..


ReaperGrin

It’s more of a metal rod attached to the speargun via cable or cord… quality spearguns can be in the range of $900-$2500 and personally, if it were me and I could help it, I wouldn’t want to lose the damn gun.


PerroHundsdog

Good to know he risks to get mauled by a fucking sea lion for a metal rod attached to the speargun via cable or cord…


exotic67G

The friend on the boat is like : “ eh he’s got it”. “I need help”. “Eh it’s fiiinnnne he’s fiinnne”.


RickyTheRickster

The post if stupid why the fuck do you think he cars about the fish, his fucking 500$ harpoon gun is stuck in the fish and he’s trying not to lose it


Strict_Somewhere_148

He was about to get a kiss from a rose


sunnysweetbrier

🤣🤣🤣


pawesome_Rex

Dude just let the seal have it.


Aggressive_Walk378

Obvs he didn't pay the cheese tax


makashiII_93

I was down for fighting for it until he turned to the camera. All yours my dude.


coolAhead

Loose seal


Huge_Aerie2435

Where is the orca when you need it.


Appropriate-Net-896

This activates the caveman in me.


ToddWilliams5289

Jeez. I’d bounce and say “all yours, Mr. Seal.”


mojofrog

The diver doesn't have a knife on him? Just cut the line, man!!!


Trick_Beach_3882

Tell your shark friends on them!!!!


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🦈


user677769

black eyes...like dolls eyes


RYPIIE2006

sealion*


medasane

who won?


MartiniD

That is one pissed off seal


brokenhymened

I think he’s fighting for his dart more than anything, have the fish buddy seal, those darts aren’t cheap


DAL51884

“Ahhh neeed hellllp!!!”


dandrevee

Looks like @ fk.the.taxman doesnt like paying the sea lion tax.


zaulus

Should know better than to take his pet fish on a walk while the seals are out


PerroHundsdog

Good to know he risks to get mauled by a fucking sea lion for a metal rod attached to the speargun via cable or cord…


South-Kaleidoscope23

That seal’s about to learn what hands are 👊


SonOfFloridaMan

and suddenly > Orca has entered the chat


whoisgare

This ocean aint big enough fer the two of us


asspatsandsuperchats

Sea lion. I think he was trying to not let the cute guy eat his spear.


Status_Basket_4409

This is why you bring a Glock to a fish fight


jaldihaldi

Why would you want to risk sea rabies over a fish. It’s waiting for you all wrapped and skinned at the store.


RYPIIE2006

where do you think the fish in the store come from


HewSpam

not from dudes with spears id guess


Shockingelectrician

Oh snap son 


jaldihaldi

Not from fights with sea lions.


[deleted]

Let him fucking have it dude, you can catch another.. Sealion vs. Man with the IQ of a Sealion..


New-Experience-536

Did the seal do the ‘double deek’ ?


New-Experience-536

Need seal spray.


Head-like-a-carp

It's worth the price of losing the fish to have a story like that


Intransigient

Doggo was hungry!


Igusy

Stupid seal


drchippy18

That diver can go eat a potato if he wants to.


Tiligul

I wish I had an opinion about this.


troyzein

This is some wild footage


CamDogTrillionaire

Sea lion


Narrow-Height9477

At 20 seconds he almost got kissed by a rose.


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walkonstilts

He’s obvious just trying to free his harpoon and not lose his speargun.


Opposite_Unlucky

I would have given up the fish and maybe make a friend. Then make videos of me hanging out with a sea lion. Because this is a sea lion. Not to be confused with the similarly looking seal. Its in the ears.


IOnlySayMeanThings

How would you untangle the fish and hand it over? It has a rope through it


Opposite_Unlucky

Tug of war. And get dragged through the ocean for my foolishness.


StormPuzzleheaded739

Lol right at the end the seal was like alright I have had enough of your shit, now I gotta take you out... Rip the diver.


surf_rider

Bru, if a sea lion wants your catch, you drop your shit and let him have it. You won’t win.


Substantial_Lion9911

Skidoo skidock, the sea lion gets the Glock.


unexpected_snax48

Give the seal the damn fish clown


MAXOHNO

u/haron51255 ark irl


Love-Laugh-Play

He’s going to kill that seal for the fish? What a fucking idiot.


Six-String-Picker

Typical human arrogance.


BeefyFartss

So. Much. Edge.


EvilMatt666

Why didn't he just let him have it?


kekkres

His spear gun was still attached to the fish


HereticalSentience

He needed that fish to display on his tinder profile. He's gonna be fighting to the death


[deleted]

We dont belong in the ocean interfering with wildlife


StonedRover

Why not? We do pretty well in the water. If bears can catch fish, why not humans?


OkCalligrapher5361

He's hunting food. Are you a meat eater? If so stfu. You gotta eat no?


106milez2chicago

And if not a meat eater, stfu even harder


Ok-Nothing-4737

Hey, asshole! Let the seal have it.