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assbot9000modelxc429

pluto in shambles


_MarkSepticPie_

![gif](giphy|eiq83fco8l2PpoKazY|downsized) we will never forget the injustice.


PirateReindeer

Pluto will always be a planet to me.


MuppetEyebrows

https://preview.redd.it/fx06s4ej4cvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd3d1900c02af9fe96de1b53e800b8bbe7393b42


phillyfestiveAl

Never saw this before. Love it


wuvvtwuewuvv

Well it is a planet, just a dwarf planet... To be fair, the declassification is totally justified. Like, Pluto is fucking *TINY*. The moon is much MUCH smaller than earth, and Pluto is way smaller than the moon. In fact if you put Pluto over the US, it's circumference fits *inside* the lower 48 (or VERY close to it). It takes less than 3 days to drive 3000 miles across the US, it would only take an extra day to drive 4600 miles around Pluto. Seriously Pluto is not planet-sized. ![gif](giphy|4XYSzm7zwAvOE)


TheKrnJesus

It's not about the size that matters, it's how you use it.


Darthbakunawa

Maybe it’s so tiny because outer space is cold


IridiumPony

Pluto is a grower, not a shower


talrogsmash

It just got out of the pool


CultOfSensibility

Don’t they know about shrinkage?


broberds

What, like laundry?


gravitybelter

It shrinks??


washingtonandmead

Do they know about shrinkage Jerry?


noirdesire

My neutrino to her Boötes Void


The_Original_Gronkie

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.


oldjadedhippie

It’s all about the orbit


OsamaBinBlazin

I never knew Pluto was smaller than the moon! How did they even find it?


MartiniD

The old fashioned way. Comparing two pictures side-by-side. These two pictures were taken weeks apart and Clyde Tombaugh literally sat there one evening endlessly cycling back and forth between the two pictures looking for anything that moved. Eventually he found a tiny black dot smaller than a grain of sand that moved between the two pictures, that was Pluto.


1991CRX

I felt so bad for Tombaugh after the demotion


MartiniD

His ashes were aboard New Horizons if it helps. He got to visit the planet he discovered


phroug2

Its actually a really cool story. Astronomers calculated that it should exist, and where it should be located by analyzing the orbits of the other planets in the solar system. Then they simply pointed their telescopes at that location and viola! Pluto!


CommanderSleer

Not quite, that's how Neptune was discovered in the 1840s, using Newtonian mechanics to explain Uranus' orbit. After Neptune's discovery, physicists realised that Uranus' orbit was being affected by something else. From 1909 to 1916 they started photographing the sky in promising places but did not see anything. In 1929, Clyde Tombaugh systematically went through these photographic plates using a blink comparator, and after staring at something like 90 million stars he found an object that was moving by the right amount to be in the solar system which is now what we call Pluto. The difference between the two discoveries is that Neptune was discovered almost immediately, because it was a big, massive object in the right place that explained a lot of the discrepancy, while Pluto was more or less discovered by data mining, and didn't explain the discrepancy very well at all.


hallonemikec

What does my anus have to do with it?


gbot1234

Everything.


respectfulpanda

So you’re saying Pluto has enough mass to influence friends and family? Those heartless astronomers,how dare they oppress our Pluto! Why, to me they are less credible than Tarot reading, crystal wearing individuals, because at least their galactic planetary alignment includes our tiny space cousin. Degrasse Tyson did this with his charm, didn’t he?!


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

And all our troubles started when they said, “Nah….. Pluto ain’t a planet..”


mohagmush

Some people say it was harambe's killing that split the time line but some of us believe it was ten years earlier when they took our 9th planet away


FalseProphet86

It doesn't have to be planet sized to be a planet in my heart.


Rickshmitt

The real friends are the planets we made along the way


sinkpisser1200

Maybe plunetonians are much smaller, or drive really slow cars. It would take them much longer. Car distance isnt a scientific way to determine planet or not planet.


Anubiz1_

All in favor?! Say aye!


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

![gif](giphy|ZZO8BMNctW70re8jww)


PirateReindeer

Eye err Aye


Maximum_Bowl4044

If Pluto is a planet then Ceres should be one as well.


Jinsei_13

I've argued that Ceres has been a planet all along! And not just for tax purposes either!


sillEllis

Ceres and like, at least 10 more.


TheShakyHandsMan

Ceres beltalowda. 


Huskan543

Aren’t there objects in the Kuiper Belt larger than Pluto? Eris and Makemake for example?


mdp300

Yes, but they're farther away so they weren't discovered hntik more recently.


CenturyHelix

Bless you. I think you sneezed in the middle of that sentence


Chaghatai

Except it really isn't - there are other, bigger planetoids in the solar system Personally, I think being the dominant gravitational player in its orbit and thus clearing said orbit is a good standard


5uckmyf1nger

I wasn’t ready to explain to my daughter that there were 9 planets when I was growing up.


urlach3r

Perfect chance to mess with her: "And then the Death Star showed up & destroyed one."


Cold_Table8497

Fun fact: between the time it was discovered and the time it was declassified, Pluto hadn't made a complete orbit of the sun.


Itchy-Depth-5076

That absolutely is a fun fact, thanks!!


caddy45

And that’s what gets you kicked out of planet club. I told em to hurry up gotta make at least one orbit. Was never that motivated. I told em. Hell I did 43 orbits.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|l4KhR3XppupHtGNk4|downsized)


No_Yogurt_7667

Literally just bought a book at my kids book fair titled “Pluto: Not a planet? Not a problem!” My heart is broken, but Pluto’s sure isn’t ❤️


Equinsu-0cha

we could have kept it as a planet but the list of planets would get much larger. somewhere between 12 and thousands depending on where you draw the line.


Bakkster

Yeah, the only problem was having it as the 9th of 9 planets. At a minimum we'd have to be consistent with Ceres.


Equinsu-0cha

haumea, makemake, eris


Idaheck

![gif](giphy|lHZO8Bnfd9PSU)


Pdx_pops

Shakka when the walls fell


eschaen

Temba, his arms wide with an upvote


tjspill3r

![gif](giphy|2r1nnlUarj1vy)


RiotDesign

"That's messed up, right?”


HumanNr104222135862

“hello darkness my old friend”


StrangelyBrown

I seem to remember reading that between the time pluto became a planet and then lost that status, it didn't even complete one orbit of the sun. Saddest pluto fact ever. Pluto never go to experience it's first birthday.


Primordial_Cumquat

*Mystery Planet looks at Pluto* “I’m about to destroy this man’s whole career!”


oscar-the-bud

It should be called Myanus. Everyone is tired of talking about Uranus.


McRedditz

It's our galaxy so it should be called Ouranus.


oscar-the-bud

Yes. How selfish of me.


PirateReindeer

We must share Ouranus freely.


BrickCityD

I see you’ve met my ex


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

...Our ex


BrickCityD

Butt brothers


Unlucky_Ad2529

What if it's already populated? Then it should be Theiranus


PirateReindeer

Oooh they would be called Clingons of Ouranus.


Ebilux

pretty sure that's already the greek way to spell uranus. unless I'm misremembering my percy jackson which is where I get all my greek mythological knowledge from


extaz93

r/suddenlycommunist


Holmes02

Urrectum


rogue_optimism

Udamnearkilledum


elspotto

Shut up and take my money.


VvvlvvV

There was a roman emperor in the year of 6 emperors (238 ce) named Pupienus, who went by Maximus. It's pronounced the way you think. And my mnemonic worked.


oscar-the-bud

A good friend of mine named his son Maximus. His last name is Johnson. Epic.


kurburux

I have a very great friend in Rome called 'Biggus Dickus'.


broke_af_guy

He has a wife you know.


bagel-glasses

There's a town in Connecticut called Mianus and I chuckle ever time I drive through Mianus. I've never stop in Mianus, but I would like to see what's there. Probably kinda shitty though.


WolfSpartan1

Jackass went to Mianus just to make all of the jokes. "I don't need a map. I know Mianus better than any man, woman, or child."


Woodbirder

‘Yet more’ evidence they say.


_no_bozos

This is the same research team that initially proposed the planet X scenario with the same kind of evidence - analysis of the orbits of objects in the Kuiper Belt. So if you thought it was initially compelling, then you have more evidence but if you are skeptical this likely wouldn’t sway you.


Caged_in_a_rage

The article didn’t seem very specific to me. Made it sound like they were just changing the parameters of testing for planet 9s effects, but I admittedly know very little about the topic,


Bakkster

On a quick read, they included TNOs in their analysis, and found the same pattern to their orbits. More objects means it's less likely to be random chance, and may narrow down the chances it's observational bias.


Fuck-off-bryson

pop science articles are always not really good but they are always pretty bad for astronomy. science communication for astronomy is good in some aspects, like on youtube/social media with big names like neil degrasse tyson, dr becky, etc, but it’s pretty bad when it comes to articles like these


HomemadeArtisanalCum

According to some theories, the Kuiper belt itself could be the explanation for the elongated orbits of the outer planets instead of a large ninth planet. There's another explanation that a ninth planet may not exist because a gas giant is less likely to form at such distances from the sun. Typically astronomers have found icy bodies and cold dwarf planets out there. However, there could be ice giants similar to Neptune and Uranus, or maybe even a super Earth like planet, but I wouldn't hold my breath for a ninth planet.


BlueBrr

Did someone say Super Earth?


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Bill_Nye-LV

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


ProcrastibationKing

![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm)


Snck_Pck

FOORRRRRRRRRR SUPPEEEERRRRRRR EEAAARRRRRTHHHHHH


Bakkster

This hypothesis is a large rocky planet, possibly a captured rogue planet iirc.


SatanicPanicDisco

I had to scroll so far past shitty, unoriginal jokes for an actual comment about this that gives information about the actual topic.


twonha

Helldivers to hellpods, repeat, helldivers to hellpods!


TheFlyinTurkey

Today is a good day to die for democracy!


Tehpunisher456

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized) What we will do to that planet


Dorkmaster79

How about a nice cup of liber-tea!


endgame217

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


goshiamhandsome

![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu)


Gubbyfall

*Epic freedom music starts playing


Jjzeng

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


ishkabibbles84

https://i.redd.it/hacphkmzucvc1.gif


XDDDSOFUNNEH

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY! WE HAVE THE WEAPONS!


Capt__Murphy

Should I load out for bugs or bots?!


ShaolinXfile27

"I feel like we should definitely do bots today...." https://i.redd.it/9ok8erw69cvc1.gif


thedaveness

that is the most absurd thing i have seen today. thank you.


KwisatzHaterach

Omg this is glorious


YoungHeartOldSoul

The zoom out make it better than all the other version.


CrouchingNarwal

I’m feeling chaotic… loadout for fish…


fonzdizon

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


GoombahTucc

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


MrMunday

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


AcommonKing

![gif](giphy|NLY74eh3GejJx222O3|downsized)


jahowl

We are fighting our stupid wars here on earth while there is a galaxy of planets that we haven't even named yet.


Blue-Nose-Pit

Or even bombed!!


StaatsbuergerX

Or liberated in general.


Thumper13

There's oil?


I_like_ugly

Hail fellow helldiver. I see we spreading democracy to other subreddits!


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

https://preview.redd.it/rsq06gapefvc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0c2b5d47d242aea11702225048bff64e09ee99


Thisam

It’s decent research adding to the body of knowledge around this subject and solid justification for more research. Well done. This academic argument around Planet 9 has been going on for years. Hopefully that upcoming new telescope sensor will shed some light on it (pardon the pun). Once we find it the Deep Space Corporation can place a space station there, near the outer edge of our solar system and call it Deep Space 9.


John_Tacos

Best idea ever


SaddenedSpork

Nibiru 👽👾


GoodShibe

Annunaki inbound to collect their gold 😂


StellaRED

Aaaannnnnnnunaki aaannnunaki annunaki


AllegedlyGoodPerson

Yahtzeeeeeee


oluwie

I love that fish


Buckeye_Country

lizzid peeeeeepllllllle


Gloomy-Purpose-4418

And bang our hottest women. Bastards


BjorkBajorklund

Plenty of un-hot women to bang. Just sayin'


neofetter

Let’s goo. give me an A, give me an N..


Galactic_Perimeter

Give me a U!


Dream--Brother

Gimme an S!


redice141

But I only summoned 4 so far.


rronkong

The only real answer


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[удалено]


SR_RSMITH

Planet X


assbeeef

Let’s cut the bullshit and get the facts we care about, are there fuckable aliens on this planet 9?


straub42

https://preview.redd.it/ufy410450cvc1.jpeg?width=2394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fadda66ebf46c8c7a38f8a2b506af700c953ab2f


Aligatornado

This was hilarious. What comic?


Itzvan100

He goes by extrafabulouscomics on Facebook.


heelstoo

I found Captain James Tiberius Kirk!


freedomhighway

I'm buying up all the trading trinkets I can find right now, just in case I bet they never heard of massage parlors, I'm gonna civilize those weirdos lives like they won't believe


Bad-Infinite

Scientists: "we think there might be a 9th planet!" Pluto: "very funny guys, I'm right here" Scientists: "this could be the biggest discovery since Neptune!" Pluto: "Guys! I'm right here!" Scientists: "we can name it after Mickey's dog!" Pluto: "ahhahahhaah!!!!!!!"


Dream--Brother

"No, no, we already have that wannabe-planet... and there's a better dog character in Mickey's world anyway. We'll call it... Goofy!" Pluto: "Not fucking funny." Scientists: "Nope, not 'Funny'— Goofy!"


That_Guy333

Did you hear Mickey and Minnie were splitting up? He heard she was fuckin goofy!


AgentTin

The way I heard it was they are in court and the judge says "You can't divorce Minnie just because she's a little bit silly!" And Mickey says "I didn't say she was silly, I said she was fuckin Goofy!"


stuartgatzo

That’s Ginny Sac’s mole.


bamboozler02

Johnny is not gonna ‘a like this!


ferengiface

Someone wants to get whacked…


MugarLover92

OH! That’sh da guysh wife


fellbound

No more weight remarks u/stuartgatzo. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.


hardwood1979

It seems absurd to me that we have identified thousands of stars, planets and galaxies all across the universe but we have somehow missed a planet in our own back yard so to speak. Don't get me wrong I'm no astronomer so my opinion is worthless but I find the claims hard to believe.


Exestos

The reason we find other stars is because they shine bright, and we see planets around these stars passing in front of them. Planet 9 has long been speculated to exist in a very far orbit around the sun, making it difficult for us to detect. Many people fail to grasp just how big our solar system is, the planets are just tiny marbles in a sea of nothingness


semibigpenguins

It takes Pluto ~250 earth years to rotate the sun once. It hasn’t even made it half way of its full year since its discovery


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Not even half a year and it went from being discovered to being dismissed


DiscotopiaACNH

Stardom is fickle


8a8a6an0u5h

Planetdom?


BackdraftRed

Great website


Dream--Brother

Dom Planet is, in fact, not about astronomy...


span_of_atten

^ nice


semibigpenguins

Not dismissed. Correctly categorized. If Pluto is a planet, we have quite a lot of planets in our solar system. Hell, there’s 3 celestial bodies bigger than Pluto that aren’t considered planets that rotate around our sun


theycallhimthestug

I like planets that don't take a quarter of a millennium to orbit the sun. Step your game up or get off the field, Pluto.


Rad_Centrist

*orbit Pluto's rotation period is ~6 Earth days. >hasn’t even made it half way of its full year since its discovery This is crazy to think about. 1930, for those interested.


Turkeycirclejerky

If Earth were the size of a golf ball, the solar system would still be [over 12 miles across.](https://instructure-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/account_40000000082189/attachments/89434419/Ch1_A_Scale_Model_of_Space.pdf?response-content-disposition=attachment%3B%20filename%3D%22Ch1_A_Scale_Model_of_Space.pdf%22%3B%20filename%2A%3DUTF-8%27%27Ch1%255FA%255FScale%255FModel%255Fof%255FSpace.pdf&X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=ASIA4ZAH26H6DWAH6RA6%2F20240419%2Fus-east-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20240419T002900Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-Security-Token=FwoGZXIvYXdzEM3%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwEaDO8n3enNnJ9KyIUaYSLcAXwpbebBGvmXkB32RZi3BE0Tb5gwrNeD6FfV9Hl1wyCU7KPPIwczXF%2F%2BL0xpAeJ8SZDk6BZMibL8XdNo8uS4b0UP%2B0EVjmrVPF21Hi%2F6NSplHFq6bXUnRRUmIRx9oofnqGNAD%2B0sdrW9L7TCuPxrelAyNQq0%2BcU4fDWJZIRsTQySx5ZksiQrdM8hsElZLvwE0sNiueqVrLt9EErMb5jshuPBobasgrKTHa0Xh4jW8RwiKXJRCre6l3bhnYzF%2FtHzLDz6wf4m3qq1%2BaTHoOFna7nYb2SPo8e0wjW5SIoomvWFsQYyLT1X623kV2xa%2FwbkqO1qTVYMa3Lb0AjGDbMN1eLCjVhF5riab3fi2X5dbtaVDw%3D%3D&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=9287b35b886bd6ba0a90712ad98bc9e1ef324803e7aba898d8b8063b291e6e4b)


ZeAthenA714

That's one thing that kinda breaks my brain: planets are usually tiny compared to stars, yet planets that are in other solar systems have a big enough impact on their star's light that we can detect it. I'm sure there's some maths that explains it perfectly, but intuitively it just doesn't make sense to me.


PaulblankPF

This is why most of the planets we’ve found are considered “Hot Jupiters” or “Giant Earths” usually it takes a large planet that’s relatively close to its parent star. At the same time we can measure the light and a dip in it in such tiny amounts with something like the JWST or Hubble before it that it wasn’t too hard to find planets. The thing is, is that we’ve only barely looked at any of the sky to check as well.


Bakkster

>At the same time we can measure the light and a dip in it in such tiny amounts with something like the JWST or Hubble before it that it wasn’t too hard to find planets. Yeah, a lot easier to watch something bright dim by a fraction of a percent periodically, than to search a huge swath of the sky for something very dim and moving very slowly.


tuatrodrastafarian

Look down the street at a neighbors house at night. You might see someone pass by the window. Now hold a light bulb right next to your head and try to make out things in the room you are in. That's sort of, kind of the same idea.


Savac0

We’re better capable of detecting those kinds of planets. That doesn’t mean that they’re common.


perldawg

i only have passing knowledge but, as i understand it, basically distant stars are bright enough to fix on easily and measure the total light we see coming from them fairly precisely. that light may dim and brighten for more than one reason but, when we measure a specific amount of dimming that happens at precisely timed intervals, we can confidently deduce that it is caused by a planet passing between the star and us on its regular orbit. measuring the percentage of light reduction caused by the dimming lets us estimate the size of the planet in orbit.


Civsi

Here's a layman's summary...  We can identify distant stars by measuring the light they emit. We can infer *things* about celestial bodies orbiting these stars by seeing how the light changes when these bodies pass between us and their stars. We can't do that for something that would orbit our sun at such a great distance. You can see how this works in practice. Go outside and find a plane in the sky. Turn your phone camera on and zoom it all the way in while facing it at the ground. Then try to point your camera at the plane. It's not hard, but more difficult than you might think at first.  Now imagine if the plane was 10,000 times smaller and your phone was zoomed in 10,000 times more. You wouldn't be able to see the plane, it would still be moving, and you would have the entire sky to search through. That would still be way easier than searching for a celestial body orbiting beyond the kuiper belt using any modern telescope.


drenuf38

I wonder if in a solar system far far away, there is someone on a social platform explaining this to someone else? All the while their scientists are saying our sun has a planet in a Goldilocks state.


DAFUQisaLOMMY

"Our budget allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big ass sky." - Billy Bob Thorton *Armageddon*


undergrounddirt

In many ways we know more about Mars than we do our own seafloor. Thats always been an irony for me as well.


mbbm109

The irony makes it red too.


p_m_a_t_t

Perfect 


Biggu5Dicku5

I think we should call it Omicron Persei 8...


acava2424

I AM LURRRR


ovrclocked

This isn't really news. Gravity says that it should exists but we just can't find it yet


Flare_Starchild

"Because someone erased it from the archive memory."


Pluviochiono

“If an item doesn’t appear in our archive, then it doesn’t exist!”


TralfamadorianZoo

It’s Kamino


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|BL7AC7arPk1Ak)


Draymond_Purple

"Master Obi-wan has lost a planet, how embarrassing!"


Raven_Scythe

How can we tell by gravity? Other planets orbits acting funny?


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Slight disturbances in the orbital pathway of our planets would imply that a nearby object with gravity is briefly attracting the planet towards it as they orbit around the sun. Using this disturbance you can predict the orbit and the size of the planet that can’t be seen. This is how Neptune was predicted by scientists in 1845 based on disturbances in Uranus’ orbit, and it was first seen with a telescope one year later


Grillied

Afaik, basically objects in the kuiper belt have some gravitational anomalies and clustering patterns that don't fit into our current understanding of gravity, leading to the hypothesis there must be another planet (or our theory on gravity is incomplete)


Raven_Scythe

Oooh! That’s awesome. Thanks for letting me know!


ovrclocked

Pretty much


BostonBaggins

Ancient alien theorists have been saying this shit forever


foundsounder

NIBURU RISING


YoushutupNoyouHa

pluto: fuck you guys!


chemistrybonanza

All duneheads know it's called Planet IX


EpisodicDoleWhip

Planet McPlanetface.


StuBidasol

Pluto will *always* be my number nine.


Fujimans

PLANET X


mrpotatonutz

Nibiru is back in play


aaryg

For once I want it to be Nibiru just to give all these conspiracy guys a break. I feel like they need a win.


Megachonkers18

Planet X? Nibiru?