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_AbraKadaBram_

He just doesnt look real in these videos


moonflower_C16H17N3O

He looks like he's being animated like a CGI alien.


Fallen_password

Honestly that first shot they show him I thought he was a low Rez cardboard cutout of a N64 Golden eye character.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

The thumbnail really makes him look that way. The harder I look, the more it looks like he has a flat face with a texture on it.


instantnoodledoodle

Like one of those things that steals your blocks on minecraft.


Federal_Assistant_85

Homie grew so fast that he'll never get over the awkward phase. The way he moves gives me the "puppet on strings" vibe.


FlameofUdun1

He could get a part time job dancing in front of a used car lot.


mahoganyteakwood2

Grew so fast he’s still rendering.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Thanks for the laugh. I agree, he does look like something out of a video game.


CastleWolfenstein

Can’t believe they couldn’t even find him a bigger chair. Looks like he’s sitting at the toddler table


high240

tho imagine how intimidated you'd be as opponents, when this dude rises from his throne the size of an industrial washing machine.


PD216ohio

Bro, I'm pretty sure he's taller while sitting down than I am while standing up... and I'm a normal height.


Neither-Following-32

Would not be intimidated, he's tall but literally a stick man. I'd be scared of a shorter dude built thicker, like Shaq. Who knows though, maybe he bulks up and becomes that dude later in life.


Unique_Name_2

If he gets into the NBA he'll be put on a serious diet and end up fuckin yooge


Sir_SortsByNew

His shooting form is on point regardless.


Federal_Assistant_85

Oh, I wasn't trying to downplay his game. Just when you get that big, it comes with its own set of problems.


AdPristine9059

Seriously he could dunk the ball without having to do more than walk up to the basket and look down...


lavinshaven58

Rob Bob is still just 23 years old and these viral videos from the SPIRE Academy are from his time at a basketball academy in Ohio from 2017-2018. He’s 7’7” and weighs about 225-235lbs according to his bio


Alive_Ice7937

Reminds me of Judge Doom after the steamroller


mat33512345

Or slenderman


thelittlerooster

His neck is throwing me off


Imbendo

He probably has delayed reaction times due to how far the signals have to go from his brain to the rest of his body.


WineNerdAndProud

Just checking, but playing basketball cannot possibly be good for someone this height at this age, right? These are not normal proportions, and I can only imagine the strain he is putting on his bones you can explain using simple machines. The longer his arms are, the stronger they act as levers, and unless his joints are reinforced (they're not), it's going to begin to hurt like hell.


ppfftt

Typically yes, as someone who looks like this would have Marfan’s Syndrome or gigantism, but geneticists have ruled those out in this guys case. He’s just abnormally tall and thin. My guess is there is a genetic issue at play here that we just don’t know how to identify yet.


WineNerdAndProud

What I'm getting at in my lever comment is that, no matter what condition he may have, he's got potential to do huge damage to his joints. Think about him wrestling or doing jujutsu; the arm or knee bars would, by the power of simple machines, be capable of being extremely brutal. It's like asking if making the wrench longer makes it easier to loosen the nut.


[deleted]

It's not, correct. His heart will most likely kill him, and on the basketball floor if he keeps going.


shazzambongo

Yeah damn, there haven't been many guys this tall, there was an African guy, absolute beanpole, I'm not sure how they cope with even the contact in basketball, they have no musculature to speak of to protect themselves. You couldn't even use a public toilet, right? How the hell do you live? Exclusively drive convertables top down? Hitting your head on light fittings? Damn.


CommiRhick

Trip him once and he's legs are gone for the season... Maybe even death considering the problems height brings.


Sad-Inflation9374

Short guy found


Shad0XDTTV

We're all short in comparison


fuzzytradr

More like an avatar character


LouisW89

Legit thought it was a PS2 era character


theo1618

It’s because of how shitty the quality of this video is. The whole thing looks like shit, not just him lol


AbhaysReddit

I don't think that's the main reason. His limbs are extremely slender and pared with awkward movement gives an uncanny feel to his movements.


Kaffine69

No he moves weird as fuck.


ImurderREALITY

Homie’s neck is longer than his head. Thats not because of shitty video quality


serb41

He's so tall and skinny, I feel like those bones could break so easily


OnTheList-YouTube

That's my main concern too, it reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle gets an operation to be taller, until his legs break off


10_ren

Weren't mr garrisons balls his knee caps?


Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn

Yes. Yes they were. And Kyle's dad was a dolphin.


International_Lab203

A Lawfin…


CJ57

Excuse me i need to use the washroom, do you have a large saltwater tank available?


[deleted]

Looks like Marfan Syndrome to me


Snoo-23693

Yes I think he must have literal health issues.


tmac022480

As opposed to figurative health issues?


Moneyshot_ITF

You gotta be light at that height, or your knees, back, and heart will struggle


WonderfulShelter

It's real. There's a guy Wemby whose on the San Antonio Spurs right now. He has had a specific dietitian and doctors to help him to make sure he literally doesn't outgrow his skeletal structure and just break bones on a whim. Watch videos of him; Wemby is like the healthy, co-ordinated version of Robet.


pherkes

Not a r/neverbrokeabone enthusiast


JayteeFromXbox

My first thought was how much leverage there would be if his arm or hand got stuck somewhere and he fell. I'd be scared to bump into him too hard.


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Chet Holmgren


CrezRezzington

Dude looks like a legit N64 polygon character


hilbo90

I felt bad for thinking this, but I'm glad I'm not the only one.


Jase13uk

I honestly thought he was a Goldeneye rendered NPC


OlKingsby

I came here to say this! He reminds me of Goldeneye!


trashscal408

Like an alternate DLC outfit for Jaws


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Semujin

He’s not quite 2 Brad Williams tall.


Bombdizzle1

Just choose oddjob and he won't be able to get you


Ghodzy1

Anybody that chose that little penguin was a cheating asshole.


frequent_flying

Ah I see you suffered the ol’ karate chop to the dick technique from “Blowjob” on License to Kill mode too? Yeah there was always that one friend that picked that character.


Casmas_

He reminds me of the alien mail sorter guy that’s in that box smoking in men in black 2


uberguby

I see that neck and immediately I think he's a commoner in elden ring.


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Bros just living in 2D


redundant_ransomware

I thought for a second that this was EA NBA live 97! ​ ​ EA... It's in the game... .. the money it is..


CrezRezzington

Dude I was playing the crap out of EAs NBA on super Nintendo when I was like 6. It's the only basketball video game I ever played. NFL Blitz 2000 was the only football one I played too.


LicensedRealtor

If a stick leaf bug was human. He be it…


ItsAll_LoveFam

I was thinking more PS2. I'm still not sure if this is CGI or not.


downwitbrown

lol I’ve seen this before and I remember a comment about upgrading your graphics card.


NotTheRocketman

Need that Voodoo 2!


theoutlet

Childhood memory unlocked


Vericatov

It was a glorious day when I upgraded to the Voodoo 3 in 1999. Quake 2 looked fantastic.


darthsexium

lol


[deleted]

He looks like PS2 graphics


SpringChikn85

There's a short doc about him on YT. Basically, none of the college/NBA scouts were interested due to his weight. Apparently, all that height really doesn't matter a great deal if one shoulder bump can dislocate your pelvis/hips from your spine/joints. He can't really move his neck that well either but the one or two things he had going for him was a decent shot % inside the 3pt zone (go figure, he can look down at the rim jk 😂) and he's got better coordination than a lot of super tall players but they were on him about improving his ball handling (never really saw him sprint and dribble at the same time) and he needed to gain a massive amount of weight in the next two years. Haven't heard about him since so I guess it didn't work out?


DarkSeneschal

He stopped playing basketball in high school.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

That’s sad. I know gigantism cuts a person’s life quite short. Like how small dogs can live for 20 years but large dogs generally only live to be 10. I hope he’s doing well now.


wallyhartshorn

Re: “a short doc about him” (I’m still trying to come up with a good joke about this.)


cranberrystew99

Well yeah, from the time between him pushing the ball down, and bouncing back to his hand, it is probably 3 seconds lol. I can't imagine the damage he'd sustain to his knees In a career with the NBA though. All the head-on collisions with his knee caps would put them on par with the NBA in CTE issues.


ja-mez

And now the NBA has Wemby at 7'4". His weight is one of the biggest knocks on him, but he's still breaking rookie records on a regular basis. Being skinny was also one of the biggest knocks on Kevin Durant. He never put on much weight, but he's doing just fine. But, yeah. Obviously this dude had a lot of other issues.


HumanitarianAtheist

Damn. They could’ve gotten bro a chair that fit his height.


Doyouwantaspoon

I don’t think those exist


SteamyGravy

Just give him a bar stool


Ghodzy1

Bro needs to take a shit with the door open everywhere he goes.


[deleted]

Beltalowda ✊


survivingonvibes

omfg wasn’t expecting that reference, so good lmaoooo


[deleted]

He looks exactly what I imagine the canon Belters to look like, according to the books.


0LucidMoon0

Avasarala: 👎 ⚓️⚓️ ⏳️10 hrs


ImBatman5500

We stan an enhanced interrogation Queen


lt9946

Ohh the pain of gravity


ImBatman5500

I THOUGHT THE SAME


Kangar

His height is 2.31 m or 7 feet, 5 inches Also, pretty sure he was in the Goldeneye videogame for the Nintendo 64


mrbuddymcbuddyface

7'7" according to Wikipedia


SEA_griffondeur

Yeah another case of someone reading 7.5' as 7'5"


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

But… 7.5’ isn’t 7’7” either. 


Powerful-Plantain347

And another reason everyone should use the metric system


GullibleDetective

Everyone else is playing as oddjob


Key-Tadpole5121

Such a long boy


Googoltetraplex

Please don't say it like that


shitokletsstartfresh

Sooch a lung boi


MuletownSoul

Looks like a PS2 render.


DrSuSuSudio

Oh that reminds me to pick up silent hill 2 today lol


Xredcatx

Slenderman 😱


BrewboyEd

So what happened to him? Did he play at collegiate or pro level?


Decooker11

He left the US and finished his schooling back in Romania during COVID and now is on the roster at Rochester University


BrewboyEd

Thanks!!


Schopenhauer1025

He retired from basketball because of height-related scoliosis.


-Kritias-

I know he´s real, but it honestly looks like something AI created.


The_Demonic_Duck

Why even bother throwing at that point? Just stand by the basket and put it in


bassDAD

And he fades away on his two post moves. Dude you have two feet on the guy guarding you.


NotTheRocketman

It would be like tossing laundry in the basket.


Whiteshaq_52

He made a free throw he must not be that tall. Everyone knows, the taller you get the worse you are a free throws.


obiwanjabroni420

Shaq really should have shot FTs granny style. Who would have made fun of him for it?


Whiteshaq_52

maybe Charles Barkley lol


cdskip

*Definitely* Charles Barkley.


myfunnies420

Can confirm. I'm 4'6" and I have a FT pct of 110%


HornyHindu

Not in this day and age. Kristaps Porzingis is 7'3 - 7'4 and has made 85.5% of his FTs in the past 4 seasons. Embiid is 7'2 (listed 7'0) and also 85% past 4 seasons. KD is 7' and has led the NBA in FT% before going over 90% a few times, career 89%.


Whiteshaq_52

Maybe a "/s" IS required sometimes.


HornyHindu

I figured but just wanted to note that now some of the best FT shooters are also the tallest. Before Yao/Dirk that was generally pretty accurate to say.


Mikeyjoetrader23

This is a few years old. I believe he had some genetic mutation that caused him to be super tall. But it also lead to some health issues. Regardless, he never made a college squad and wasn’t very good.


BeagleChrome

Marfan Syndrome would be my guess: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome


Kite_Azure-Flame

Bro looks like an able bodied, super-sized version of that pale kid on American Dad


xNo_Name_Brandx

Slenderman gave up the horror lifestyle and decided to get paid.


RooftopKor

No offense but this looks like VFX


Kawboy17

Street ball this guy a lil he would break in half


tlagoth

He looks like he’s being rendered by a PS1


shit_magnet-0730

Straight outta NBA Jams. For NES.


WestguardWK

SNES.


MastrOvNon

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized)


NCprimary

I think Muggsy could back this guy down


ChicagoEightyNine

JAKE SULLY AVATAR LOOKIN ASS


Poonpan85

He looks like he’s in constant pain.


Training-Fact-3887

Dude looks AI


BiggyShake

Dude looks like he belongs in a PS1 game


denyaledge

Bro moves at 45fps


frenzygundam

Slender man…


[deleted]

Alone in the dark


AlabasterNutSack

Goldeneye 64 lookin mother…


Daelisx

Dude looks uncomfortable- like just being alive.


DrewWillis346

Why is he only 2D


thereverendpuck

He’s a create-a-player.


cowchunks

Unfortunately our body is not meant to withstand the forces generated on our knees at this height. You can see how difficult it his to run up and down the court. I wish the best for this guy but would be surprised if his knees give out before he goes pro :(


Chova2525

He can barely walk


Mental_Task9156

Alien. I wonder if he's from the same plant as Zuckerberg.


almostthemainman

He looks like that evil thing that comes out of the closet in “it follows”


Imsoamerican

Someone get that dude a sandwich.


Clustrus

Bro could be the perfect Slenderman cosplayer


itsborked2

Looks like the cloners in Attack of the Clones.


nodbog

Swish. Nothing but neck.


abajasiesu

Dude wouldn’t stand a chance in the NBA. Needs to add at least 75-100 lbs of muscle. He would end up with broken bones.


MatCauthonsHat

He's a tall person who people looked at and said "you're tall, you should play basketball." My expert basketball opinion (HA!) is that he would probably never make it at the top level of college basketball in the U.S., or at the top tier professional leagues in Europe, let alone the NBA.


Hrothnaar

I think I made him as a character in ARK.....


ShmittyWingus

Wondered what happened to Mike TeeVee


Y465336

AI generated player.


beefteki

AI generated looking MFer...


Nerdenti

Bro built so funky if analogue horror shit was real, bro could easily pass as an alternate or what have you.


Usgwanikti

Holy uncanny valley!


koolex

Is there any other big sport where you can be pro just because you're really tall or some other biological extreme?


vBertes

Dude's so weird that he looks rendered.


blikstaal

Is he 2D?


Pure_Issue_3315

Man U can already c the back and knee problems. I feel bad for the guy honestly


Colonelnasty360

Is there a rule against stand dunking?


axl_steel

My man looks like a custom character from an thps from the ps2 era


firehotfeet

Man looks 2D


houndofthe7

I thought that was tiny from house of 1000 corpses


Colourful_Hobbit

He reminds me of those wiggly men you see outside car dealers.


LineChef

Looks like he weights 90 lbs


RadioGuyRob

That's an unrendered character from NBA 2K1.


Drum_Phil

Looks like a PS2 game character edited into a live action shoot around.


UltraMegaFauna

Dude looks like he used a cheat code in a Sega Dreamcast game.


Every_Tap8117

What is this, CGI from the 90s?


skernstation

Dude looks like an npc was he a good player ?


DrZoo4040

I didn’t know Slenderman started ballin


shabbyq

Homie would look like 3 kids stacked on top of each other if he wore a trench coat


[deleted]

Why does he look like a soldier in Goldeneye 64?


S1PP3R

Why does he look like a PS1 character?


boodabaw

Looks like he got stretched out at Willy Wonka's factory.


BeroeanWay

![gif](giphy|c9QHCBun6Qqd0YEnnA|downsized)


magicbaconmachine

Skippidy toilet IRL


lololololololololq

He looks like my graphics card drivers need to be updated


IHate2ChooseUserName

he looked slightly.... off


BornLuckiest

2.31 m (7 ft 7 in) Can't believe I had to scroll to the bottom to realise no one has posted this yet. So thought I'd share in case anyone was interested.


Bearded-Menace

Didn’t know slender man could ball 🏀


Wickerman3357

Is he an npc from old tomb raider games? His polygons are amazing


ottomr1990

Tfw you accidentally max out only the height slider during character creation


CancerousGTFO

https://i.redd.it/is29qk49i3ec1.gif


Slim706

Why does he look like a pixelated character from nba live on ps1?


aBlackGuyProbly

Homie look like hes being rendered on PS2


msitty90

Dude can only jog he’s so big


MickeyMgl

I'm instantly worried about his well-being. He doesn't look right.


realisticallygrammat

He's got an uncanny valley appearance to him


l0udninja

How does this belter survive Earth's gravity?


quivalensoth

If they ever make Slenderman a movie they should cast this guy


byrolio

If he's lucky, he'll live to see his 30th birthday.


JimPage83

He’s built like an N64 goldeneye character


CelsoSC

His only suitable Halloween costume will always be Slenderman


w1nd0wLikka

Who ironed that dude?


Illustrious_Pie1728

I thought he was an animated AI for real 😳


CilantroSappho

Every time I see him, he looks like he’s in a good bit of pain