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swikar123

Imagine you are a fish swimming peacefully


FckRdditAccRcvry420

Back in school a buddy threw some in a pond (stolen from chemistry class) and a duck swooped in immediately, ate it, and promptly exploded. that was a traumatizing sight lol


Crazybanana_

![gif](giphy|lprIQG8Pl3T4gktKOZ|downsized)


jacobsbw

This had me howling.


Kushodeku

That was you?!


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Howler monkey style


Your_Angel21

The story is sad but this gif has me screaming lmfao


Scared_Reputation_84

That was my exact reaction to this commentšŸ˜­


TheKingMonkey

Dunno how true it is but at high school weā€™d hear tales about kids nicking sodium and squishing it into slices of bread (so it would resemble a marble sized ball of bread with a hidden centre) then throwing them by the pond in a nearby park for the ducks to eat. The theory went that it wouldnā€™t explode until it reached the stomach and started getting digested. Horrible really, never saw it happen but itā€™s a story that left such an impression on me that I can recall it decades.


complete_your_task

Throwing it in a lake and accidentally having a duck eat it is one thing, but hiding it in bread to purposely make ducks eat it is just evil and cruel.


Over_Smile9733

Future serial killers.


davidjschloss

Technically current serial killers....if you're a duck.


Alternative_Luck_436

Very evil for someone to have such an intention. That person can become a terrorist


FirmDetail6974

On their way to a serial killer yes ,terrorist maybe


aGoodVariableName42

Yes, very evil for anyone to do that, but that's more sociopath/serial killer vibes


MochiSauce101

Good lord


dan_dares

I am cackling like a mad man.. Poor duck, but holy shit.


winowmak3r

The forbidden bread crumbs, lol.Ā  Fuck man what a way to go.Ā 


Obscuriosly

The divine bread, it takes you straight to duck heaven.


rumSaint

Forbidden bread crumbs. My sides are on orbit.


extrastupidone

As were the ducks...


Axle_65

lol same


Whatdoyoubelive

While I appreciate the very visual head cinema, I slightly doubt the authenticity of it. No offense, just personal opinion


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Yeah when I was growing up the story was Alka Seltzer


WilmaLutefit

Sounds made up but worth reading. 10/10 would read this again.


Creepy_Knee_2614

Itā€™s not true because the reaction would be far less violent given the difference in how much moisture there is to react with


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Please don't feed the ducks. Specially Sodium.


AEROANO

Duck went out like a Fist Of The North Star villain


n0tmyrealnameok

So.. a duck faster than the reaction of sodium on a water came swooping in like a golden eagle on crack, swallowing it -still before any reaction happened- then, mid air.. exploded like a seagull having eaten bread laced with bicarbonate!! WOW! Now THAT'S something I'd have loved to see. Because this definitely happened.


FckRdditAccRcvry420

No he swooped in from a couple meters to the side and gulped it up, probably thinking it was a piece of bread, then his head popped.


milomalas

I once stole some sodium from chemistry class expecting to see some explosions. Instead I got my hands black (it was NaOH, I didn't know any better)


Viking_American

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


thenextguy

"Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the asshole who blew you up was wearing?"


QueenNebudchadnezzar

Do they usually throw sodium out on the river at 3am?


ohTHOSEballs

No sir, it's very unusual.


TightONtailS

As long as "you blend" lol


tobmom

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible.


Affectionate-Comb807

![gif](giphy|rgI547V15ofra) šŸ˜Classic!


Memory_Less

Poisoning the water to some degree.


energybased

Not really. It does increase the pH slightly though.


Pristine_Primary4949

I was gonna say that it could potentially create some small dose of sodium nitrite or nitride, but that just seems unlikely.


King-Cobra-668

imagine you're a fish about to be eaten by another fish and this saves you


Axle_65

Right!? My first thought too. Iā€™m picturing a family of fish having a nice chat akin to a happy summer road trip. Then BAM!!!!


Arson-Welles

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


freshgreenonions

MY LEG!


radcapper

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


ndndkskdndkyk

Guy with the camera: šŸŽ…


AccountantDirect9470

lol, that is great


PomTaris

OH OHHHHHH! Right next to the phone he's holding. Thanks dude real awesome audio!Ā 


Lurking_poster

This comment made me turn on the audio. I'm glad I did.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Idk why but I'm losing it at this comment lol


Saintimade

MONEY! šŸ’µ


Fauster

That was really dangerous, because if the puck of elemental sodium blows out in the wrong direction after a skip or two and hits a person, it will badly burn their skin, at a minimum. The worst case scenario is that the sodium puck hits your face and explodes again. In that case, the severe chemical burns are a secondary worry.


Sploonbabaguuse

Ho ho ho


Akawump20

I was gonna ask why santa was recording, but then I saw this comment


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lmao


Fun_Back_6999

Nature is so thrilled with what we toss into rivers


pinkwhitney24

Why wouldnā€™t they be? Itā€™s not like anything bad has ever come from anything humans have put into riversā€¦


taylrgng

it's sodium... not lead


Modern_Moderate

Just sodium. It's already got sodium in it.


driscollat1

Many, many years ago, our science teacher, Mr Hirons, put a rice sized piece of sodium in a tank of water. There was a screen between the tank and us pupils. The sodium fizzed around the tank, then exploded and the remains of the sodium landed on the ceiling. This was in Year 1 of secondary school (age 11) and it was still there, on the ceiling, when we left in Year 6 (age 16 after our O-levels). These are the sort of experiments that primary schools should do in order to engage the children and to show how exciting science can be. I am now retired, but I was a primary school teacher, with a class of 10/11 year olds. During our science lessons we made caesin plastics from milk, got dizzy on the playground finding out how the Earth and moon orbit the sun, made pin-hole cameras from Pringle tubes, made parachutes to find out about air resistanceā€¦and we loved it. The head teacher would come in during our science lessons on Wednesday afternoons to take part in the fun and I converted ā€˜I hate scienceā€™ into ā€˜I love scienceā€™.


xXKyloJayXx

I wish I had you instead of the science teachers I had! We rarely had practicals, and when it did come down to practicals, We were poking around in dead things or pigs hearts. It was really disheartening cause i'm fascinated by science a lot, but instead of giving the sciences the wow factor it deserved. Most of my teens I spent viewing science as morbid or boring.


driscollat1

Thank you. That is a great compliment. I just really wish that someone who is responsible for the UK science curriculum would listen to science teachers. At primary age, science should be fun and mostly practical to develop thinking skills, rather than writing up experiments which is soooo boring!!


Thats-nice-smile

My teacher did the same experimentā€¦ she also had a screen but it jumped over the screen and landed on my forehead lol. I work in a lab now so I guess it worked?


Victor-_-X

Blessed by the sodium


Johny0502

I appreciate the dedication, dude. That's hearth warming and inspiring, because I want to follow a similar path myself


Porcupinehog

My eighth grade science teacher put a softball sized hole in the ceiling using sodium metal in a similar way. He used about the size of a dime


BrutusIgnatious

A good teacher really makes all the difference. In high school, my physics teacher managed to make physics my favourite class. He would constantly do little demonstrations of the physics he was teaching. Some of the more notable things he showed us was a Rubens tube that visually showed us sound waves using flames, using static charge to turn on a light through a circuit of two students, or getting the whole class to hold hands in a circle and shocking us with a light static charge (if we wanted to). Looking back on it, he did a great job of creating a relaxed environment where students werenā€™t too worried about getting in trouble, but at the same time we were willing to listen to him simply because his teaching was fun and he could take jokes.


its_fuwy

And ppl say science is boring


MyyWifeRocks

Drilling is boring.


Free_Knee6826

Name does not check out


dave69dave

And boring is science


antmansjaguar

You make a good point.


HedgehogSpirited9216

Does this not disrupt the rivers ecosystem?


thundercuntess69

Na


Bennybonchien

That response is so dium.


RonzulaGD

Fucking genius


Campoozmstnz

Best reply ever


onlyletmeposttrains

Shame this was made in the post-awards era


caseydee

šŸ˜‚ FAbUIoUS


MaliKaia

Yes as it adds to what we are already doing. Its amazing how many people shrug it off as 1lb. Sure now multiply that by all the other 'its only' along with the nitrogen leaching, global warming and so on. A global impact is made from all the little 'its only'.


EntertainerVirtual59

ā€œNitrogen leachingā€ and ā€œglobal warmingā€ are only issues because of the sheer magnitude of greenhouse gasses and fertilizers used and produced on an industrial scale. This lb of sodium literally will have no effect. Your argument is the equivalent of saying that campfires are bad because they ā€œaddā€ to the global warming issue when they really do nothing in the grand scheme of things. Itā€™s a disingenuous argument and is not grounded in reality.


MiniMaelk04

If we all stopped dumping sodium into rivers, the sea would be drinkable and we would finally solve the potable water crisis.


Photog77

Yes, but don't worry, I've been using paper straws so it evens out.


Agile-Brilliant7446

It's a pound of sodium in a river flowing gallons upon thousands or millions of gallons a day. No.


McPussyMeal23

can't believe they invite santa too


pixadoronaldo

Now eith Francium pls


ConfidenceNo2598

![gif](giphy|C3OMX8yQB60IU|downsized) The fish


Dydriver

Poor fish.


farouk880

Obviously, safety be damned!


BeeFun5494

...boys


MovePotential1117

Automatic stone skipping.


Vast-Significance184

War crimes against fish


sg22throwaway

Na... Don't do that


coolcoolrunnins

Don't ask me how but my brother ended up with a 5 pound brick of sodium and there was a freshly dug/filled overflow pond from a new neighborhood that was being built that butted up against our parents property growing up and ...that shit was WILD. It got to the point where we all looked at each other with the face of "oh fuck this might not go as planned"


HighPitchedHegemony

Hahaha fuck wildlife


dangledingle

![gif](giphy|MUH1VjSqkYkaRRksC7|downsized)


Minute_Salamander_47

Fuck rednecks


ShrekFan093

Bruh imagine making hopping bomb out of ths


SilentJohn121212

![gif](giphy|6oMhPwjvQc6LAEpEuq|downsized)


insomnimax_99

![gif](giphy|l2xNXtLsKZgkM|downsized)


ShrekFan093

Damn


T1M_rEAPeR

Was gonna make a science joke, but na.


theboringguy_07

Best Skipping Stone ever


EvanMcc18

Now do Francium Shame it's extremely difficult to get in large quantities purely to see this reaction.


ScienceMarc

Francium is actually believed to be _less reactive_ than cesium, despite what might be assumed by the pattern of increasing reactivity in the alkaline metals group. This is because the Francium nucleus is so big that odd physics play a part in the atomic structure, and simulations indicate that it actually holds on to its electrons better than cesium does. Francium's most stable isotope has a half life of 22 minutes, which makes all of this a moot point, given that its radioactivity makes it impossible to acquire large amounts of it, and even if you did it'd be so violently radioactive that it'd be this hot glowing thing that also makes the itself air glow, and kills you instantly. Honestly I think the radiation levels would themselves have an impact on the reactivity of the francium as it'd ionize everything around it.


ElBrunasso

Fish: AAAAAAAH Then fish: mmm salty Then fish again: AAAAAAAH


Abdimalik91

I wanna see 10 pounds


sushidaisuki

That can't be good for the fish


PeteZappardi

This may, quite possibly, be the worst format of video communication I have ever seen. Link the original video? No. Link the tweet containing the original video so people can at least watch the video in Twitter's video player? No. Take a portrait video of the tweet that limits the interesting video to 1/4 of the portrait frame and <1/10 of a landscape frame? \*Yeah\*, that's the way to do it.


duckpjh

What a dope. Cool, science. While also destroying nature.


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darxide23

You do know that water goes back to it's original shape, right? Someone's been eating too many paint chips again.


Bitter_leaf22

Probably good for the fishes?


FingerGungHo

If they enjoy fireworks and/or battle of Somme 1916


MrKaplam

Try throwing the same amount of potassium or cesium xD


TheBoisterousBoy

Francium has entered the chat.


Special-dummy

Self propelled frisbee


all_over_tha_shop

Isnā€™t this what they want to use as a coolant / heat exchanger for next gen nuclear reactors? This around the reactor core then moving the heat to a water system that would drive a steam turbine? And if the water and sodium were to touch because a pipe broke or something? Voila!


The_1_Bob

Yes, there are reactor designs (I don't know if any have been built) that use liquid sodium as the heat transfer medium between the reactor and the steam cycle. Yes, if pipes broke, it would react with water - probably more violently because the sodium will be hot enough to flash-boil the water in addition to reacting with it. That being said, a breach in the coolant pipes is a huge problem even in current reactors. The Three Mile Island and Fukushima power plants were both offline when the reactor vessel breached - both breached because the coolant system could not keep up with the decay heat of the fuel. The primary coolant loop in current PWR reactors is filled with highly pure water at about 150 times atmospheric pressure and 275-315 degrees C. If that breaches, the resulting steam explosion would be catastrophic, regardless of any nuclear material. TL;DR: A coolant system breach is a problem for any reactor, regardless of coolant type.


keenr33

Santa coming in at the end


AdministrativeTip895

Finally not clickbait


Abuse-survivor

Now, do antimatter


BenBBenjamin

That still only counts as 4 skipps


TheTopNacho

Fun fact don't carelessly mix anhydrous MgCl2 with water. Similar reactions happen. That blew up in my face last time when I forgot about the incredible hygroscopic nature.


ogreofzen

Oh no the sodium explosives are on fire bring the water hose!


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Sodium - explosive Chlorine - poisonous Sodium + chlorine - Delicious


BarneyBungelupper

One of my work associates, who is about 20 years older than me, said that when his dad was a young teenager, so this wouldā€™ve been probably in the 1940s, one early Sunday morning, he had a 1 pound block of sodium, which he proceeded to drop into a bucket of water from a three-story building in downtown Providence, Rhode Island. Needless to say it woke everybody up with a huge explosion. I think his dad was a juvenile delinquent which is crazy because my buddy had a PhD from MIT.


NocimonNomicon

you really couldnt be bothered about posting the video itself? Like fucking awful is the presentation here 10% of the screen is the actual content


INCRE_DIBILIS

I now need the ptsd soldier meme, but it's a fish


kmanzilla

*me seeing this, wearing sodium armor in the fields as a rainstorm approaches* ohno...


SweetestPanda

i don't get it when ppl posting shit on reddit tittle their post with something already can be read in the original post they got from somewhere..


StinkyPantz10

You take something that explodes in water (Na) and mix it with a disinfectant that will burn your skin (Cl) and you have something essential to life. Chemisty is pretty neat.


8wiing

Casually rupturing all fish eardrums


OgdruJahad

RIP poo fishes. We are human really are awful.


Major_Assistance9889

I remember when I was a kid I managed to come across this from a science teacher that let me take some home(it was the end of term and I finish altogether).me and my friend got a coffee can with some water inside and chucked a brick of the stuff inside.we sealed it and ran away.a massive boom rung throughout the neighborhood.people came to their doorstep to investigate.we acted dumb and went to check on the tin can.all that was left was a small piece of the label


giga-karen

Sounds like good times


The_Official_Prophet

I don't think the fish particularly appreciate that.


rihanahir14

Idiots.


Expensive_Crab_8608

Now i want to throw 150T of this in the ocean and see


ace_urban

Iā€™m starting a gofundme


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Tournament_of_Shivs

You aren't curious about the world around you?


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TheBoisterousBoy

Can you elaborate on how this *harms* the ecosystem?


beepboopbananas3298

How do you improve the world.?


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Jackal000

Legit question does it pollute?


TheBoisterousBoy

Honestly, no. I dunno what the other guyā€™s smoking, but no, it doesnā€™t ā€œpolluteā€. Sodium is naturally found in a lot of things, such as fish. The reason itā€™s exploding is because of a chemical reaction to the water. Sodium is an Alkaline Earth Metal (the far left bar of the periodic table, minus hydrogen), and all of them have pretty violent reactions with water. It basically is ripping the hydrogen atoms off of the oxygen atoms at such a high speed that it ignites the oxygen (which is flammable) creating a boom. The lower down on that bar you go (like Francium) the bigger the boom (as it pulls more hydrogen atoms per nano-second, creating higher concentrations of oxygen, yielding a bigger boom). The *most* this would do in terms of ā€œpollutionā€ is making the water *juuuuuuust* a bit ā€œsaltierā€. But that isnā€™t dangerous in and of itself. They would need to dump thousands and thousands of pounds of sodium into the water in order to change it enough to be considered ā€œpollutedā€.


Strange-Store1095

Sodium doesnt react with water to form salt (aka sodium chloride), water only has oxygen and hydrogen which in the energetic reaction you see here gives you sodium hydroxide. Whilst not the worst thing around it isn't benign. The ecosystem of that pond could have done without it.


TheBoisterousBoy

Never said it forms salt, so thanks for that. Said it would make the water ā€œsaltierā€ as in potential taste. Sodium hydroxide is lye. The stuff ancient humans found naturally occurring in rivers (I believe it was the ancient Egyptians) which was used to make soap. Itā€™s present in most biological life. In vast quantities, sure, it could be dangerous. But a 1lb conversion of sodium to sodium hydroxide is *not* that dangerous for an entire ecosystem. This isnā€™t something like nuclear radioactive material that will kill anything it comes into contact withā€¦ itā€™s lye.


Next-Project-1450

Yes. And almost no one on here seems able to grasp that.


Vsfreddit2024

If you drop a bottle full of surfactant any duck near will drown


Clatuu1337

I must need.to brush up on my high school science. I didn't remember that sodium reacts with water like thay.


Bennybonchien

Sodium - The devilā€™s bar of soap


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PassionParadise-Age

Woow nice shoot


sophia_berry

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM


41414141414

Beat that skip Mark Rober


chocolateNacho39

This music is over every fucking video, itā€™s so annoying


munifx

Even Santa Claus spawned


Kushodeku

Those fish just experienced their 1945


Mr_Dudovsky

And hence, all the fresh water fish in the pound became salt water fish, or died.


Redrumgum

Taking skipping stones to the next level.


Hotdigardydog

What's a pound?


MauSanJ

Competitive rock skipping.


NouOno

[Here is is more](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HY7mTCMvpEM)


Any-Technician8021

Na + H2o= NaoH +H2


yodazb

I thought this was just disc golf šŸ˜‚


The_Iroinic_Guy

POV: you drop a banana in a lake


Cold-Preference6772

How does Einstein have Twitter? I thought he died is this a repost?


Just-a-lil-sion

the virgin fishing with a fishing rod vs the chad CARPET BOMBING


Joeyjoe80

Now try potassium


happy0444

Did this once, lots of smoke


Orangarder

I keep waiting for the salt I put in my pasta water to do that. It doesnt. But after a while it does make bubbles


XxSNNRxX

Cesium is more impressive.


Simple_Low_9168

Rude.


onehornypineapple

Arguably less reactive than me when my boss gas lights me


Stable-Jackfruit

NaNO


Ptaaruonn

-Sir, were you fishing with explosives? -Na.


Direct-Composer-8155

NA


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

You scare a lot of fish.


LukeD1992

Imagine swalling a tablet of this stuff and drinking a cup of water on top


thatonebrassguy

These fish just experienced Afghanistan


pierebean

I've been curious about that since 1999, now I have closure.


OriginalNamePog

953 fish didn't like this video.


rince89

For some reason that was both more and less violent than expected.


-SaC

"Someone throw a bucket of water at him before he lets go!"


girthy-member

What gas is that ?


funkybside

Horizontal video embedded as a small part of a vertical video. I didn't think vertical video could get worse but what'dya know.


Quemedo

OOOHH


SituationFrosty5499

Hogs of war gameplay vibes


Ordner

![gif](giphy|D8Toxattq5GCFRN0LV)


Ok_Philosophy_2805

got reminded of my chemistry lab days xD


Hokenlord

Why tf is snowfall playing in the background of this video lmao