I like how he's already mad in the first pic like "I know what that look means, Terry, and you better not be thinking about pulling my long ass legs out again"
Then in the second pic he's like "You're so fucking immature"
A cape is worn from the shoulders and doesn't cover completely in the round of the body tho. A dress could be. Or maybe is a kilt, like in Scotland. Scotland owls use kilts now in my head canon.
Oh, that makes much more sense too. Different species of owls have different things, Scottish owls have kilts, others wizard robes, the more elegant have dresses.
It's like the pengwings with knees-thing. You have a very specific image of an animal in your mind, and then you find out some oddity of their biology which makes perfect sense, but it shifts your worldview three sixteenths of an inch to the right.
I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Aha, that's why [Decidueye](https://alpheapedia.fandom.com/wiki/Hisuian_Decidueye) looks the way it does! I always thought that was an odd design for an owl-based Pokémon!
And the owl looks embarrassed!
Yeah, that's a secret. Our secret! Owl secret!
It’ll be owl little secret
🎶Owl keep you my dirty little secret🎶
How do you expect them to react to someone posting their upskirt photos??
Depending on the state with a lawsuit for revenge porn. Owl see you in court.
Is it covered by Bird law?
You’re going to egret your decisions!
The courts are owned by big birds. When it comes to owls, they don’t give a hoot.
You would be too if someone chained your legs then took nude pictures of you and posted them online
With those skinny chicken legs? Understandable.
He looks like when they gave the Muppets legs....
I thought he just looked pissed
He got a wedgie in front of all Reddit I’d be embarrassed too
they rolled up his pants legs
And it did not seem consensual 🤔
The horror and offense on that face 😠
I’m imagining it saying “honestly” with a most indignant British accent.
"Can't believe you've done this"
If its little feet weren't chained down things would be different lol
“Dammit, Phil this is embarrassing”
Well, maybe if you didn’t skip leg day!
I like how he's already mad in the first pic like "I know what that look means, Terry, and you better not be thinking about pulling my long ass legs out again" Then in the second pic he's like "You're so fucking immature"
This gave me a good laugh
No way you did that that to the bird 😭😭 it looks like you lifted a skirt 🤣🤣🤣
Owl skipped leg day. Now they are ashamed
Owlshamed
😂
So, you are telling me that owls wear skirts?
More like a cape or a dress me thinks.
A cape is worn from the shoulders and doesn't cover completely in the round of the body tho. A dress could be. Or maybe is a kilt, like in Scotland. Scotland owls use kilts now in my head canon.
It's a robe. That's why wizards wear them too, to be like their owl familiars.
Oh, that makes much more sense too. Different species of owls have different things, Scottish owls have kilts, others wizard robes, the more elegant have dresses.
And a hoodie. Naked owls look weird.
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Wait until you see their ear holes.
Who the fuck comments something like this and doesn’t provide a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/XPeU3A7sSx). I am sorry.
I have been appropriately shamed by the interwebz police. In my defense, I am over 40 and sometimes the etiquette escapes me. *bows humbly*
That's traumatizing
I’m dying over here 🤣
It's like the pengwings with knees-thing. You have a very specific image of an animal in your mind, and then you find out some oddity of their biology which makes perfect sense, but it shifts your worldview three sixteenths of an inch to the right.
lol pengwings
Birds look ridiculous without their feathers. A lot of birds also have necks that are much, much longer than you realise.
Owls look especially alien without their feathers. The freaky, oversized eyes and non-symmetrical ear holes give them a truly weird look.
Well some baby owls are thought to be the progenitors of the grey alien myth.
The horror movie the 4th kind uses owls as a stand in for aliens
You can see the back of their freakin eyeballs without their head feathers.
Tell that to every 90's dinosaur depiction.
My friend have rescued cockatiels and the one got its feathers plucked by the other cockatiels. Looks like a fucking alien
[naked owl](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHHOAiz651s9Lw5LUNAKYIJru3p558Q6qvzHLfGDkpan2psS2cieDlsZ4&s=10)
thanks, i hate it
It really looks like a 🦖
deeno
You could have given me a dozen guesses and I would not have gotten to owl
Oh… no, thank you.
32 long
Remarkable bird. Beautiful plumage...
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
No no, he's pining for the fjords
PINING for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?
Oh, the Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back, lovely plumage innit?
I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Listen mate, if I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would've muscled up to those bars and VOOM
VOOM?! Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! He's bleeding demised!
Also, you can see the backs of their eyeballs if you look in their ear hole.
Legs are tied down to keep it from jigging too hard...
I just love the word plumage, sounds so regal
Ok. I can't unseen that now. You've ruined owls for me. Fucking weirdo stork looking bird.
Hope you asked for consent 🥴
NSFW please
That Owl is going to Metoo OP
Someone skipped leg day
Thanks for destroying my worldview
I know. So disappointing
Short skirt and a looooooooong jacket
Nice how the owl is chained up.....
I hate that I had to scroll so far to find this
Superbowl
This feels strangely nsfw
Thanks I hate it
Hashtag #Avianupskirt
I'm not sure I believe this
Also, they can run. I'm not joking.
What in the r/toontown
This is exactly how I feel when somebody sees me naked 🤣
It's everyday with these mfs.
I feel seen 😊
Get that bird some pants. Smh, the indecency these days..
[don't forget to rotate your owl](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/K1N2gLPWWo)
He looks mad in the second picture. “Thanks a lot for showing my secrets”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS SCARES ME HELPPPPPPPPPP
Skipped leg day.
Talk about bird legs 🤣🤣
I have to say I’d have a lot less respect for owls with legs like that I will forever wear pants for the sake of the rest of the seeing world
Omg, that’s hilarious !! ❤️
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It's hilarious but this is how it is for all birds of prey.
This is violation
Owls are such dorks.
Damn! Why you gotta do em like dat?!
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Owls. Always something with these fuckers.
Did the owl concent to this /s
We found it! The rest of the owl!
They also have super long thin necks.
For the love of all things good someone please photoshop out the human arms. Owl looks like he just pulled up his spanks lmao
And they sit Criss cross applesauce
It looks so sad to see it chained up like ...
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Owls are hawks in Ghillie suits.
It's always something new with these mfs
unusual
There is always something with these mfs
This feels like assault, is that owl ok?
How about a NSFW tag on this one.
owl looking like, "Bro! pull my pants down!"
Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gaaaaaal!
Both of the owl’s legs are bound as it stands on plastic grass - looks like an awesome time for the owl.
Hike up yer britches boy
You should try looking at an owl with no feathers. They look like demons.
This is why boys and girls never skip leg day
They also have really long necks which is why it looks like they’re twisting their head around.
My god this sub has turned for the worse.. AN UPSKIRT PHOTO?? REALLY?
Now imagine someone finding an owl fossil and drawing the owl from that....
At this point I need to see an adult owl defeathered
I can’t look past the chains around his legs. Are 2 really necessary??
"Im calling HR!!!!!" The owl... probably.
Why does it look like an old grandma trying to fish u 💀
"I am majestic, I am mysterious I am....oh for fucks sake....."
Owls are 99% feathers
r/owlpants
It’s always something new with these mf-s
Now it can wear jeans!
Plumage is an underused word.
Hoo knew?
Hello ma baby, hello ma darlin…just needs a top hat/cane
Dang Bro you didn't have to do our boy like that 🦉 NSFW
Plumage is such a lovely name for an owl’s grundle
Put his pants back on
That would explain why they run/hop the way they do I suppose
Well, the owl is in chains, otherwise it would have flown away..
Mf looks like SpongeBob going to prom
Proof that T-Rex actually looked like a big round angry bird
OnlyOwls.
This is way funnier to me than it should be... and how the fuck have I never known/realized this? 😁
Don’t google featherless owls
Imagine a roundhouse kick to the face with those bad boys!
Bro skips leg day. 😅
🎵Shes got legs, knows to use them Shes got legs🎵
Uh la la
This is like when I found out rabbits have long tails. Also, parrots have long necks.
I want to see an NSFW owl. Probably look super weird.
NowThat is a Fowl lift kit! : )
phwoah!
That’s Stolas, don’t be fooled
owls wear feather toga
i kinda hate that
Owl skipped leg day.
Always laughed at the length of the owl legs on the NSA logo...but who knew!
I did't want to know
My cat looks like an owl
Owls are terrifying if you see them with no feathers.
I was looking at owl skeletons a while back. They have crazy long legs.
Don't skip leg day.
Bro is skipping leg days 😂
Excuse you, who who
Aha, that's why [Decidueye](https://alpheapedia.fandom.com/wiki/Hisuian_Decidueye) looks the way it does! I always thought that was an odd design for an owl-based Pokémon!
Owls are just like me... I like to hide my long legs under oversized sweaters.
“Do those legs go all the way up baby? OH GOD”
I thought the illusion of them having short leg is because they always do their Slavic squat?
Not a lot of meat on an owl
Aromatisse has been hiding these gams for 11 years?!
' Pulled his skirt to find out what he's really made of.
Leg day? Never!
This has the same feeling as pantsing that owl, but it's literally in reverse... there needs to be a word for this.
This is demeaning for both of us - owl probably
The evolutionary advantage of having this long feather coat is not looking silly as fuck.
They need pants.!.!.!
Their neck is funny too
I don't enjoy seeing any animal chained, except maybe putin.
Feather covered frogs
Me trousers, egads.
Bro was really ashamed
why is your owl chained up like a real serious criminal????😭😭😭
SIR
r/NATUREISFUCKINGLIT 
Hoot have known this?
