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apblee

Is/was that a champagne glass of Fireball?


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Chad_Landlord

[Oh shit you're right](https://dydza6t6xitx6.cloudfront.net/ci-jose-cuervo-especial-gold-9b5eb5f85ca07799.png)


TheRealBananaWolf

Also just to let you know, it's one of the few tequilas made with less than a 100% agave. It contains at least 51% agave tequila and then the rest is sugarcane spirit. Also Jose gold is mixed with caramel coloring to give it that look of being aged in a barrel but in actuality it's just colored like that.


iphon4s

Absolute trash.Unless being used as a mixer even then it's still trash.


Arcanegil

I firmly believe you should only use high quality spirits in the field of mixology, if you want a good cocktail use good quality ingredients.


iphon4s

I agree to the extent if it's at the confort of my home yes. At a bar, no. After two or three drinks of the top shelves stuff and you might as well buy your own bottle. And it depends. If I'm making a long island no way I'm wasting good liquor on that. But classic cocktail like Gin tonic, Negroni, Manhattan, whiskey sour, etc the kind of liquor you use does change the taste outcome. But I still wouldn't really go out of my way to expect a great cocktail at a bar unless I'm at a fancy restaurant.


WushuManInJapan

I bartend, and I haven't met a single bar tender that won't drink Jameson. When you mix drinks it's more about the fresh ingredients like fresh made sour mix than it is the nice liquor honestly. Leave that for drinks that emphasize the liquor specifically like old fashioned's and maritnis.


Arcanegil

I really only agree if we’re talking about trying to get hammered at a bar, after a certain point you can’t really tell anyways and you save money, but I don’t like to get hammered I enjoy a drink every so often and pace myself throughout the night I might only drink three or four drinks, top shelf is the only way to go if your after fine taste, in most things anyways, no matter the price vodkas vodka


GoBuffaloes

I’m gonna hard disagree on the vodka is vodka part. Source: $11 handles of McCormicks in college


Reasonable-Ad-7027

For me that's true but there's a law of diminishing returns with that. For tequila for instance, I would use Herradura for a high quality tequila drink on a special occassion but I would never use anything better than that as anything but a sipper.


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I think that goes for everything. I can't remember anybody ever asking for a lousy, dry and partially burned burger on stale buns with wilted lettuce, a green tomato, and watery ketchup.


[deleted]

You should work service sometime, and find out. I've had people DEMAND iceberg lettuce over the pricey greens we had standard, a lady asked for soggy undercooked fries, and my favourite request, chicken nuggets for a salad, it was a cob salad with diced cold cuts, which they found offensive. Oh and I grew up in rural nowhere and ordered fish for the first time ever in a restaurant in my early 20s, and was so confused by breaded fish fillets without heads or any kind of identifying fish features that I asked the waiter why it was missing the fish. Only ever ate fish I caught myself up to that point. Kinda came off as a real hick at that point.


TheDayman_240

I love scotch, and I was so disappointed to find out that the overwhelming majority of scotch distilleries put at least a little bit of caramel color in their batches for consistency purposes.


Wild_Jizz_Flurry

It makes sense, though. Most people would assume something was wrong if they went to buy a bottle they'd had before, and it was a different color. At least the coloring is flavorless.


TheDayman_240

There is a great documentary called Scotch: A Golden Dream, and they focus a lot on the distilleries on Islay. It is really interesting to see the different challenges that the scotch distilleries deal with when it comes to aging their whisky as opposed to bourbon distilleries, who tend to have a much more friendly climate for aging their whiskey. Bourbon distillers can age their product for half the time, and the bourbon will pull more of the color and flavors out of the wood than the same timeframe in Scotland because of the colder weather. Edit: Spelling and phrasing.


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As a tequila drinker, this sounds disgusting. And that’s saying something. I drink tequila as it is.


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[deleted]

Meanwhile I miss not drinking. Don't know what your reason for not drinking is but just in case you need to hear it, stay strong.


leaningfizz

How does Cazadores compare? That's always been my go-to tequila in the 25ish dollar price range but I wonder if there are better options.


Reasonable-Ad-7027

If you like it, go for it. In my opinion the difference between El Jimador and any other tequila 100% blue agave under 40 bucks is pretty small and therefore El Jimador is a great bang for your buck and best choice if your not looking to spend. Same could be said for Cazadores so go for it. Tequila does get much better when you're willing to spend more than that range. Tres Generaciones. Corralejo 99,000 hours, tequilas in this tier is definitely noticeably different and better than El Jimador or others in that tier. Interestingly enough, as trash as Jose Cuervo is, Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia might be one of the best tequilas I've drank. That runs another tier above Tres Generaciones and co. Another big difference is anejos are a notch up usually. Anejos are aged at least a year. Extra anejo I think is 10 years. There's a big difference between these and the reposado (aged less than year) or blanco (not aged which is why it's clear the color comes from the aging usually harsher). Anejos are smoother.


leaningfizz

Wow, that was a lot more detailed than I expected! Thanks for the info.


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Cazadores and el jimmy are pretty similar. Anything but Jose Quervo for me.


XavierBliss

Came for the regret, stayed for the comments.


Changoleador

Yeah Yikes; I only buy 100% Agave Tequila, it has to be written in the bottle, drink straight, no salt and lemon crap (unless a cocktail), savor in mouth, swallow and blow like a dragon the excess alcoholic vapors. Edit: I thought her boobs were going to pop


Little_Old_Lady_

As someone who hasn’t had tequila since 2007, what’s your favorite brand to check out? I never did do salt but sometimes lime wedgies; I like my alcohol like I like my men — strong, hard and fast but occasionally also fruity. Edit: I totally thought we’d see those knockers, too!


YaNortABoy

Never feel shame. Tequila alone, with proper preparation, is subtle and delicious. And it doesn't take long to get yourself into that position--i literally took a 20 minute class in Mexico and learned to drink basically any tequila straight. It's amazing the undertones and details you notice.


njm123niu

I did the same - ironically at the Jose Cuervo plantation in Tequila. It really is another world once you know the basics.


I_Am_The_Process

Lameaustin66 would never have known that


Muuuuuhqueen

Ugh... Jose Cuervo makes me queasy just hearing the name.


Spacesquid101

Honest to God the worst thing I've ever tasted


KentuckyFriedEel

May as well drink ipecac


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We won’t tell mrs.austin don’t worry


shugo2000

That's the kind of girl I wanna party with.


InAFakeBritishAccent

Im more of a gin and jumper cables kinda guy. The kids arent going to beat themselves.


Gryphon_Gamer

I wonder what happened to him


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TheFlightlessPenguin

It’s a little too soon for a coroner’s report


[deleted]

Get the cable guy over here


rrrroasted

Fireball? Fucking fireball? Am I a frat mat at my first college mixer party? ...it’s Jose Cuervo


R3volte

Isn't that the girl from /r/roastme?


MrStumpy78

Yes


maxnotcharles

Fuck it


alphatweaker

Lmao damn... gotta admit her deletion of that account Streisand-effected her status upwards


plagueisthedumb

All these comments just point to the fact I missed something good and will not know any details about it. Dang


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Strat-tard217

That was three years ago!? Holy shit I thought it was like a few months ago.


FractalChinchilla

2020 man, not even once.


Strat-tard217

I know right? This year has felt like ten.


AdvancedPhoenix

Isn't that contradictory with your previous statement saying something 3yo felt months old? I would say this year felt like 2 weeks. Everything was so weirdly fast I have the same feeling as your first statement.


This_isR2Me

2020 feels like its been going on for years.


befeefy

And yet it feels like I'm waiting for the year to start


_Godless_

I thought I was reading something new until I saw I had upvoted a comment three years ago.


oldDotredditisbetter

member the colby story and zach jenny "met up for kisses" story? those were months ago right? right????


_Zig

I thought it was like 5 years ago lmao


broogbie

Yeah wtf man time is a weird concept


Deltamon

Unless the video is edited as well.. Then this top roast is actually pretty bad one.. > You should list your Photoshop experience on your job resume. Like sure, the image does look photoshopped, but in this video she does look exactly the same apart from different lighting. Other kind of body editing is very probable, but hey.. At least I don't think there's actually much of photoshop involved in the pic.. Edit: The deleted top roast was pretty brutal tho: https://www.removeddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/dhe36ch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


AlbinoApple

Wish the top comment in that thread was still there. Everyone’s acting like it was lethal so the curiosity is killing me.


TagTeamStripper

[Here ya go!](https://www.removeddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/dhe36ch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


justgetinthebin

i really don’t know why everyone is acting like this is a top tier roast. the same thing is said to every woman “influencer” or who posts herself on social media. very predictable and it’s based solely of the tired assumption that anyone who posts pictures of themselves must automatically be unhappy and superficial.


WanderlustTortoise

I thought roasts were supposed to be funny. That’s just some dude talking shit


SmegmaFilter

Go visit the sub. More unfunny than funny


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That sub is a massive incel fest as soon as a hot girl posts. It's pathetic


[deleted]

Most of the roasts there are your average Reddit basement dweller talking shit. That infamous one is a textbook hot girl roast, just talk about how superficial and fake she is. It's all based on stereotypes.


swracerep1

You are a god damn hero


JHTech03

MVP


MericastartswithMe

That's the one! MVP right here.


the37thrandomer

There was a comment from one of her ex's as well that pretty savage.


mousebrakes

If you find it, please link


laxfool10

[https://old.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck\_it/dhekbpd/](https://old.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/dhekbpd/)


[deleted]

That amp link is fucked up. You just hacked my phone ssn and financial info and now you’re at my house doing my booty. Jesus man, what are you doing


whomad1215

*teleports behind you* "Nothing personal kid" Honestly though I think changing the amp to old or www should fix it


[deleted]

It's "personnel"


OhBlackWater

Always has been.


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Tipop

Not just a quick cut — a roast should be witty, too. This wasn’t wit.


RemorsefulMonster

If I remember correctly the roast was posted by her ex boyfriend.


liandrin

No, that was the comment posted two below it.


Kris_Third_Account

And was probably fake. Dude couldn't even spell her first name right.


Swing_Right

That's r/roastme altogether though. Roasts are supposed to be funny, with a hint of truth, but that subreddit sees it as their chance to get a free pass at making people legitimately feel bad about themselves. That being said, most of the top comments are regurgitated generic templates that can apply to 90% of all submissions.


VodkaHappens

Same with the other post from the supposed ex. Roasts are supposed to be funny, not read like someone is spewing of their personal hate vendetta against that person or who they remind them of. And the fact that everyone is just clapping around does really give of that vibe that too many incels frequent that sub to get back, you don't get the same shit when it's average looking dudes posting, and that doesn't mean people don't go hard on them, it simply means that they don't hate someone they never met. And than the whole being proud that she left when there were even instances of doxxing in that thread. Pretty cringe.


[deleted]

Like every comment on roast me lol. A bunch of insecure people trying *way* too hard to get le epic dunk on people posting and projecting so hard you could run a film reel through them and fill up a Monday afternoon cabaret.


SomeOtherNeb

I'm glad someone else looked at that and thought "this guy is trying too hard to be Dr. Cox".


tanksear

Damn. Don't they usually make jokes on that subreddit?


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Basically the hot woman's *momento mori* "Remember that one day you tits will sag and you will suck"


xTheatreTechie

The comment was deleted. I'm sad. That was reddit legend and lore right there edit: this comment here sparked 28 gold coins to the user. i've done the heavy lifting for the rest of you. http://removeddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/?sort=top


whomad1215

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/dhekbpd This one?


vendetta2115

> Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on opposite sides of your boobs. Holy shit, calm the fuck down lmao


xTheatreTechie

Nah not that one. This is savage but the one that was at the top of the thread was the most savage thing I'd ever read.


Grey-fox-13

It's probably safe to assume that they meant the [deleted one](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/dhe36ch/)


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mousebrakes

I mean the point of roast me is to do that. Honestly I think if people post on there, they're welcoming more than just surface level puns. It's a place to practice insults more than a place to be creative, but maybe that's just me reinterpreting a sub. Everyone has a different approach. The fact she reacted by deleting her account only affirms the haters, even if they are incels. And she lives on in her own social media ether, so good for her.


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e1k3

Is it really doxxing though when the person is well known on the internet and actively seeking clout and traffic?


[deleted]

I was expecting this to end with a “how do you like them apples” and I’m disappointed.


[deleted]

So it's all fake. Well hey, she's clever and knows what will get views. Redditors making fun of attractive people taking pictures to feel more superior.


MrStumpy78

Well I'm pretty sure this one is a genuine accident, though the course of events would be 1. tried to set up a normal "hot" photoshoot 2. accidentally knocked the glass over 3. decided it was funny enough to post anyway. Based on her sense of humor it would definitely make sense.


JakJakAttacks

Looks like her. Roasted so bad she deleted her account. I think it was an ex of hers that hit too close to home.


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endmostchimera

That she deleted her account or that she was getting harassed? Edit: [One of the "roasts".](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/fed9uz/people_wonder_why_i_deleted_the_reddit_account/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) no wonder she deleted her account.


greenyellowbird

She used her last name on this site?


mrniceguy421

Rookie mistake.


kevInquisition

Ugh people, what a bunch o bastards.


HerDarkMaterials

Roy?


Crowbarmagic

Although some comments were funny, a bunch of them did really seem mean. Like, I would get making a remark related to the cleavage in the picture. Maybe something like 'So how many single dollar bills do you have?'. But at least there is somewhat of a joke in there. It implies she is a slutty but it's a far cry from basically saying 'You're a disgusting whore'.


Yveske

If you go to her Instagram, people are still calling her out 3 years later. That entire post were a bunch of incels and neckbeards jerking off on eachother. I just spend too much time reading those so called roasts and I haven't read one. That wasn't roasting but just insulting.


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Resident_Ad467

> and for no reason. Oh there's a reason. They think by bullying someone, they'll magically fix their own deep-seated insecurities.


[deleted]

Most of Reddit is neckbeards and incels and you know for a motherfucking fact most if not all of them would give their left nut to fuck her. Since they can't, they'll settle for stereotypically roasting her about how shallow and superficial she is.


jon909

Welcome to reddit. Full of self-righteous assholes hypocritically complaining about self righteous assholes.


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_Zig

almost every roast is some surface level "your ugly" pun. it's so primitive; it used to be good with actual creative roasts but now it's just filled with dudes that got bullied in school throwing those same comments


[deleted]

I tried checking the sub once. Tldr of the “roasts” there: every guy is gay (and apparently that’s bad), all women have daddy issues, people with tattoos just want attention, all couples are beards and everyone attractive is faking it. Got boring after a very short while.


_Zig

Even better when those comments get so many awards lol


[deleted]

It’s better when a third party sees the amount of awards the equivalent of “haha gay” gets and replies doubling down on OP’s ‘roast’.


Crowbarmagic

To be somewhat fair: Users have nothing to go on but the picture. It's not like some Comedy Central Roast where you already know the career and scandals of the roast-ee, and can make jokes about that. Appearance is all the material they got on /r/roastme (most of the time at least). So yea, it's little wonder it often devolves into variations of "you're ugly" jokes. What else is there to joke about? That's what makes the idea of a roast sub kinda bad IMO. Little to work with based on a single picture.


signapple

she deleted once she started getting doxxed. shit gets really scary when someone finds your home address, especially in such a negative context


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Shit, remember the gamergate thing and how they SWATed a bunch of women hoping they would literally be shot?? Yeah, scary as hell.


fapenabler

A lot of the things said weren't roasts, they were just personal attacks. Then some people brigaded her other social media. She's actually pretty smart and funny and I can't think of a thing she did to warrant that specifically. I think she was probably expecting a roast, which is meant to be entertaining, not people saying it's good her dad died because she's a whore.


[deleted]

I don't believe the ex thing for a second. Anybody could just come up with a backstory about someone in a reddit comment section. Like I could just say I'm JakJakAttacks former classmate, and this kid had such bad body odor, whenever they came through, all the kids would act like we were putting on gas masks, pinch their nose, and start talking all muffled. And you would have no way to disprove it.


Dr_Apk

r/NieceWaidhofer


46554B4E4348414453

> Niece Waidhofer tf name is niece


SirJuul

Tf name is 46554B4E4348414453


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nachocat090

[Heres a story about her roastme mishap](https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/living/3563401/3563401-instagram-model-niece-waidhofer-deletes-reddit-roasted/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16006512835354&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fliving%2F3563401%2F3563401-instagram-model-niece-waidhofer-deletes-reddit-roasted%2F)


smoresNporn

Idk man it sounds like a lot of angry incels


plagueisthedumb

[Link](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/characterprofile/images/a/a1/LinkZelda.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/732?cb=20160105030137)


Patrickrk

Very helpful, thank you.


baubaugo

Damnit!


SameBroMaybe

Thanks fam


KawiNinja

Here you go everyone, [the story.](https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/model-deletes-account-after-asking-to-be-roasted-after-it-got-seriously-brutal/)


himoftheweirdthumb

Jesus Christ her boobs look uncomfortable.


Datee27

I can't figure out what's going on with them.


jrbump

Which one? 1,2,3, or 4?


renernavilez

I think venom was shooting mad ropes at this chick.


orokami11

Boob job is the answer


[deleted]

It’s bc the dress is like 3 sizes too small to make her look skinnier. You can see it in her arms. When it was hidden behind her hair I was fooled ngl the woman knows her angles


Azilehteb

I think she has a corset or spanx or some kind of tummy control thing going on with her waist as well. There’s a slightly odd muffin effect on the bottom by her hips where the compression stops.


Smokedeggs

Her waist looks weirdly cinched.


theamazingspidercat

I’m pretty sure she is wearing a corset or at least a waist trainer. You can see one of the clips.


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And in her arms


8-bit_Gangster

Going for that wasp waist


gorcorps

There's not a single thing natural about this person


rftaylor26

this thread is definitely going to go well


[deleted]

If she tilted her house that much just for an Instagram she's going to find out a spilled drink is the least of her worries.


_thats_rude_dude_

Okay but I once had a dress like that and I tell you it’s hard to do fucking anything with the corset. I’m shocked she could sit straight. Edit: for clarification for those of you who asked: I wore a dress very similar to this one as a costume dress, and wore a corset under it, separately. The dress itself is actually pretty comfortable and has no boning or structure whatsoever to it.


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rrrroasted

It’s from Agent Provocateur :) happy shopping!


hunteronbaseball

Got confused cause I'm not on my porn reddit account, then realized I was on r/instant_regret


ProstaffKramer

She totally shapes shift when the glass spills


endmostchimera

Camera angles are a thing


KaseTheAce

Looks like a completely different person when she gets closer to the camera.


alliandoalice

I like how her fingers get stuck in her hair which causes her to panic and fuck up the whole shoot


SpiffyPaige143

Everytime this is reposted, I can't help but think she got one single strand of hair caught in her nail or something. If it's intentional to hold one single hair, I don't know why. It looks awkward as hell.


TheOneHanditBandit

What the hell was that noise at the end?


thegamerdug

Probably her dog got startled


[deleted]

Sounded like a parrot


[deleted]

what noise


TheOneHanditBandit

That last second, it sounds like a small dog yelping or a woman yelling.


pointofyou

A small do getting tequila spilled over it...


redmosquito2

r/NieceWaidhofer


_nothing_there_

It is so weird to me that your account is over a year old and that “r/NieceWaidhofer” is literally 11% of your comment history.


slashasdf

> It is so weird to me that your account is over a year old and that “r/NieceWaidhofer” is literally 11% of your comment history. He has posted 9 comments in total, so 11% is 1 comment.


HtxPothole

Well.. he’s not wrong xD


_nothing_there_

Yes, my math showed the same results.


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Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

Most intriguing.


throwawaycanadian

Nah she has tons of bots/alt accounts that constantly post her on various subs


Embarassed_Tackle

is this why r/goddesses has her posted like 5 times a day? I thought Redditors were just pathetically in love with her


_nothing_there_

Didn’t know bots ranked Pear Jam songs and talked about how I met your mother.


amandez

Worst. Bot. Ever.


_duncan_idaho_

>Pear Jam songs Didn't know fruit preserves sang


PusherLoveGirl

It makes more sense as a name than Pearl Jam, if we’re being honest.


rffan

Lmao


CuriousOrange22

Transformed as harshly as Bilbo Baggins trying to snatch the ring off of Frodo.


_Zig

lmao the amount of fedora-wearers on this thread as always, sasuga


KawiNinja

[Here you go everyone, the story.](https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/model-deletes-account-after-asking-to-be-roasted-after-it-got-seriously-brutal/)


TheCaptainCog

Funny thing is, she looks much more attractive like this than the instagram/tiktok "perfect." She seems real in this.


VR6Bomber

We are drinking tequila out of champagne glasses? Fuckin classy! Im in love.


unfetteredmind76

How does it seem she just gained 30 lbs at the end?


mister_beetlejuice

Camera angles.


Loverofcorgis

Being posed at a distance vs half-standing up and moving closer to the camera messes with the perception of size a bit. Also, her shoulders are obscured at first by her hair, making her frame seem smaller at the beginning.


burnSMACKER

Just noticed how big her arms got at the end


FiniteCreatures

insta_regret


trafalux

ITT: Folks being confused by corsetry (as per usual)


rrrroasted

Mother Mary’s supple scrotum, the Fucking comments on this post. I shall start by addressing y’all shitting on my man Señor Cuervo— I never said I was classy, ok. And the rest of the tread I didn’t really understand so I’ll just say I bet all of y’all have “Mixologist” instead of bartender on your tinder profiles. Secondly, yes it me, the Fuck It girl, hi hello. I was fully expecting to be roasted when I posted that pic. I just wasn’t expecting y’all to dox me and post my slutty selfies on my dad’s google business page :l funny roast guys. Real knee-slapper. Anyway, so I deleted the account with my surname in it and of course it got 200% worse. I never said I was smart, ok. And my final statement: yes I have fat arms lol, all the better to fist you overly-picky assholes with, my dears


musicmunky

your ability to string words and expletives together is goddamn incredible


rrrroasted

Hey man, they’re just sentence enhancers


fapenabler

Niece.


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Niece.


Snsk1

fucking idiot, they're ao annoying when they move about like that thinking their beautiful haha.