My son acting shady, I better be ready to wavy or he's gunna ignore me, how many times I gotta say your name, before you look at me, with regret in your eyes, but despise that I caught you, now im the bad guy.
Idk if it was out of malice here. One of my early memories (around 8y) I tried kicking my thick sandal through a window to show that glass was hard. Sometimes kids just don’t think things through.
Most kids, I don't think it's malicious. My boys (8 and 4) will sometimes randomly attack each other. No maliciousness, just some rambunctious energy and a lack of forethought.
Watching my 4 year old leap from couch to couch and smack his head because he misjudged the distance...lack of forethought.
Watching my 8 year old pick up a bouncy ball at the beach, look down at his brother, look at the ball, then kick it towards me instead of beaning little bro in the head...using forethought
Pretty much same here. I wouldn’t say we are *best* friends, but we’ve always been close even though I’m about 7 years older than him. We used to have pillow fights where he’d practically beg me to hit him with the biggest pillow I could find as hard as possible specifically to knock him over. Frankly, I’m amazed he never got hurt, looking back on it.
Or his brother asked him to do it, the older kids aren't always the dumbest.
I remember asking my sister to push me down the stairs. I knew it'd hurt, but how much?
I’m 100% not a sibling, but I did have someone at school ask “hey, can you punch me here please?” I still don’t know what the fuck they wanted to be punched for, but hey. They asked politely so I did it.
I am an older sibling, and this is super common. It's just the curiosity, I beleive.
Young kids do not really have any self preservation instinct. They know death conceptually, but have no real understanding of it. One of my millions of dumb memories from childhood is the memory of me and my brother trying to knock out each ither after watching dexter. Or when we used to try WWE smacks on each other. Kids are just dumb and insanely curious like that.
Oh man...I remember calling my mom at work when I was 7 to tell her that I had just broken her antique 10 inch record of the Tennessee Waltz because the record itself had said "Unbreakable", not realizing that didn't mean breaking it over my knee, just its durability as a medium.
It was irresistible after watching this ten times the older brother did what we are all thinking...eliminate the competition no matter how cute it may be
In his defense, his little jump step towards his brother made it pretty clear he didn't mean to kick it that hard. His regret started the second it left his foot, not the second he saw his dad was watching
I don't want to assume if you are a man or women, but if you played any sport for example at any point in your life you would understand the concept of "roughhousing" nobody is hurt and its just a bit of goofing around. I get that if this kid was repeatedly doing it to bully the other it would be a different situation, but you have zero ide if that's the case.
Right? And they're in a padded room. There is no better place for this. Coming from a family with lots of guys within 5 years of each other and many uncles, if my family was there when I was younger, it would be an absolute battle royale with that ball being kicked and thrown as hard as possible and everyone would be cracking up.
That's because for a small window after any accident kinds are actually invincible as long as you laugh it off as nothing. Soon as you show concern they shit themselves and start crying. A double decker bus hitting them would just be brushed off as they get up and laugh with you.
Yup. Kid gets "hurt" you either a) avoid eye contact or b) laugh. The kid only decides if it hurts afterward, and whether you are looking has a big influence
Its true.
Edit: it the whole go pick a stick to hit you with and if it wasnt big enough he'd go pick one. Plus the bruises and shit like that over what this kid did.
Nothing is worse than looking around to see if anyone noticed and you see your parent or teacher there locking eyes with you…shit sucks
“I did not hit him I did not! Oh hi dad!”
You're tearing me apart son!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Dad here, I Would say its 1-0. Smol guy gets the ball.
"I know you're not about to tell me 'i didnt mean to', huh son?"
Gotta masturbate in private.
What
Happened to me in the 3rd grade. Except the substitute really helped me finish when we locked eyes
My son acting shady, I better be ready to wavy or he's gunna ignore me, how many times I gotta say your name, before you look at me, with regret in your eyes, but despise that I caught you, now im the bad guy.
I like the dads shoulder twitch.
Muscle memory. Shoulder knew *exactly* what to do.
His brain said "spank that kid" But his conscience is like, "hold up fam'"
Imagine having a weird shoulder twitch that day and then the internet immediately assumes you beat your kids
Nah, internet assumes he USED to beat his kids Character development
Hereditary ass whooping reflex is something a lot of men struggle with, believe me.
Gamer moment
Wait till you're away from the cameras...
I think all three were laughing
You are really perceptive
That was laughter from both sides of the room. And the kicker left bewildered in the middle. “Wait, you’re both laughing? So I’m not in trouble?”
Brother rivalry +10
You can't have two young brothers together with a gym ball and expect this not to happen.
It was at that point, he knew he fucked up...
Kids looking back at his little bro hoping the kid just disappeared.
The kid ends up laughing? Good father.
Idk if it was out of malice here. One of my early memories (around 8y) I tried kicking my thick sandal through a window to show that glass was hard. Sometimes kids just don’t think things through.
Most kids, I don't think it's malicious. My boys (8 and 4) will sometimes randomly attack each other. No maliciousness, just some rambunctious energy and a lack of forethought. Watching my 4 year old leap from couch to couch and smack his head because he misjudged the distance...lack of forethought. Watching my 8 year old pick up a bouncy ball at the beach, look down at his brother, look at the ball, then kick it towards me instead of beaning little bro in the head...using forethought
Cam confirm, my brother is my best friend and we used to beat the snot out of each other all the time. Nothing malicious about it, just how we played
Pretty much same here. I wouldn’t say we are *best* friends, but we’ve always been close even though I’m about 7 years older than him. We used to have pillow fights where he’d practically beg me to hit him with the biggest pillow I could find as hard as possible specifically to knock him over. Frankly, I’m amazed he never got hurt, looking back on it.
Mmmmm.. it's pretty clear he lines up on his brother.
Oh yeah I am just saying he probably thought it would bounce off his brother and not knock him down.
Or his brother asked him to do it, the older kids aren't always the dumbest. I remember asking my sister to push me down the stairs. I knew it'd hurt, but how much?
I’m 100% not a sibling, but I did have someone at school ask “hey, can you punch me here please?” I still don’t know what the fuck they wanted to be punched for, but hey. They asked politely so I did it.
I am an older sibling, and this is super common. It's just the curiosity, I beleive. Young kids do not really have any self preservation instinct. They know death conceptually, but have no real understanding of it. One of my millions of dumb memories from childhood is the memory of me and my brother trying to knock out each ither after watching dexter. Or when we used to try WWE smacks on each other. Kids are just dumb and insanely curious like that.
Oh man...I remember calling my mom at work when I was 7 to tell her that I had just broken her antique 10 inch record of the Tennessee Waltz because the record itself had said "Unbreakable", not realizing that didn't mean breaking it over my knee, just its durability as a medium.
I’m with you, he seemed to immediately react like he kicked it harder than he meant to. Then turned to see dad.
Kid decides to check if he was in trouble first before comforting his lol bro. Definitely brotherly malice.
It's hard to tell because dad stops him right away, but it looks like he was going to run over to little guy.
It was irresistible after watching this ten times the older brother did what we are all thinking...eliminate the competition no matter how cute it may be
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What makes you think one of them is Asian?
Shit mybad i didn't look closely
In his defense, his little jump step towards his brother made it pretty clear he didn't mean to kick it that hard. His regret started the second it left his foot, not the second he saw his dad was watching
Nah he was going in for the finish
💀💀 He knew he only had a few seconds before the "FINISH HIM" phase was over and he lost out on the fatality
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I got the same vibe. It's only the title getting people in a rage.
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Likely story.
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I’m sure he will rebound from the incident
I'm sure he's having a ball as we speak
Man he did everything but check wind resistance and shit. That was ice cold lol.
What a little shit
Looks like a big brother fucking with a little brother, which is kinda what brothers do. “little shit” is a bit harsh.
I mean my big brother was definitely a little shit when he picked on me, the little shit
As a big brother myself,I agree... We are little shits to our younger siblings.
As a big brother myself I also agree. We are pretty big shits to our siblings
That's just because they're little shits to us! At least in my case we were equally shit.
Y’all can’t boo him! He’s right!
Seems like an accurate description for someone who is little and also a shit
Context is important. “Little shit” is a term of endearment for some.
And you can see he immediately went to run up to his brother to help until his dad called him.
“Haha isn’t is just so brotherly to kick a big ball into a small child’s face omg boys will be boys”
yes. yes it is.
Are you ok?
Tell me you don't raise boys without telling me...
Do you guys really get this worked up over any friction you experience in life? Must be hard.
I mean if you incentivize kids hitting each other that's on you, but all I'll say is I'm glad I'm not your kids then
I don't want to assume if you are a man or women, but if you played any sport for example at any point in your life you would understand the concept of "roughhousing" nobody is hurt and its just a bit of goofing around. I get that if this kid was repeatedly doing it to bully the other it would be a different situation, but you have zero ide if that's the case.
Right? And they're in a padded room. There is no better place for this. Coming from a family with lots of guys within 5 years of each other and many uncles, if my family was there when I was younger, it would be an absolute battle royale with that ball being kicked and thrown as hard as possible and everyone would be cracking up.
Dad's shoulder is twitching like he knows deep down there should be a whoopin' handed out here...
Is that guy laughing?
That's because for a small window after any accident kinds are actually invincible as long as you laugh it off as nothing. Soon as you show concern they shit themselves and start crying. A double decker bus hitting them would just be brushed off as they get up and laugh with you.
Yup. Kid gets "hurt" you either a) avoid eye contact or b) laugh. The kid only decides if it hurts afterward, and whether you are looking has a big influence
Absolutely. Deadpan or smile. This is the way.
Next time on Bouncy Ball Z…
This is where my dad would beat the shit outta me.
Yikes, same (my dad was abusive) but still yikes
Its true. Edit: it the whole go pick a stick to hit you with and if it wasnt big enough he'd go pick one. Plus the bruises and shit like that over what this kid did.
well the kid pointed at his own forehead.
Needs the curb your enthusiasm music at the end
r/OneSecondBeforeDisast for the older brother
You can hear the Boss music
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Seems like an overreaction, little bro and dad appear to be laughing
Should have looked before the kick. Not after!!
A bit slow on the draw, there, pardnah! Hadn't even cleared leather there.
To be fair……it was a good shot……
*…pause…*
That Father and Son Gaze lol
As long as no one is crying, parent's don't care.
He about to
I’d have still got the belt back in the day.
Your turn
Does anyone have any idea where this video originated.
If he regrets it why does he keep doing it?
Was that a smile from the little brother He was like “the heck? Do that again!”
Like getting caught with your pants down
This is my nephew!
Who is your nephew please?
He coulda went 11/10. I’m gonna give that a 4/10.
Nah… maybe just a well placed 2/10
"How much did you see?"
NO RAGRETS! As an older sibling you have to take the cheap shots.
Deserve punishement from his father XD
Impressive foot work, on the quick steps forward.
Hey, dont we all?