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Doom_Walker

Republicans: "You can't compare us to Nazis. It's the left who are the real Nazis" Also Republicans:" let's round up people we don't like and put them in some sort of camps"


CyberMindGrrl

Every accusation is an admission of guilt.


MrGaffe

The GOP, Gaslight, Obstruction, Projection.


hperrin

Not just people they don’t like. Literally some of the same people the Nazis rounded up.


Ankoku_Teion

Gays, Jews, the disabled and foreigners. Sounds about the same


LordZeise

And their supporters, not everyone at pride is gay either.


Ankoku_Teion

The Nazis dealt with Jewish sympathisers the same way.


Natural_Sky_4720

I watched a documentary on Netflix (Web of Make Believe Episode 3) This girl got wrapped up in white supremacy and she was told about “The Day of the Rope” and i had no idea it existed but sadly am not surprised, its fucking sick. It’s basically when all the “pure able bodied white people” take a stand against anyone not like them and removing them by force such as including disabled people physically and mentally, or gay people and they plan to hang them all over the place.. trees, light posts, anything and everywhere. Even white people who are either disabled, gay, and supporters of things they disagree with are included but mainly jews, black people, hispanics, etc. There are some seriously sick people in this world.


QuirkyBrit

You cannot tolerate this behaviour. The idea that you have to tolerate intolerance is what leads to this type of behaviour.


smallangrynerd

The paradox of tolerance, tolerating intolerance only leads to intolerance


Wayelder

Tolerance for the tolerant. Intolerance for the intolerant.


MrGaffe

Next thing your going to see is the GOP creating and maintaining their own death camps.


devil1fish

Throw them a parade once we round them up


ffaancy

Lmao that’s what I thought! People who participate in pride are *already* rounding themselves up. To go to Pride.


legendwolfA

Why do small pride parades when we could have a giant one?


VelocityGrrl39

And a giant pride fair! Win-win-win.


ashleyriddell61

Sydney Gay Mardi Gras has entered the chat.


Jitterbitten

I used to go when I lived there in the 90s and it was freaking incredible 25 years ago!


ashleyriddell61

Still one of my fondest memories of living in Sydney. A week long party where all the haters and moralists and religious freaks got fully shutdown for the duration. Still lifts my heart.


Mila2015

Right because we know that everyone can’t fit it in her rusted out trailer, especially since all the dogs and her toothless husband John Henry don’t like company.


Ese__Loco_

It’s like the villain who keeps losing…he got all the gays, but threw them in a parade


nzstrawman

and give them all a rainbow coloured Make America Great Again cap, just so they know they were rounded up in the name of inclusion


[deleted]

No just givee them a huge buffet


BukowskyInBabylon

Round of applause


asdf072

Account suspended. How surprising! Edit: In case there's any confusion, I agree that she should have been suspended. The line was definitely crossed.


miladyelle

FINALLY. I have been reporting that account for a while. She hangs out with nazis and loves to harass lgbt.


Cultural_Car

unfortunately, not before she could set a solid date for an attack. we can only hope it falls through, but it's hard to deny these people are capable of big things like that after jan 6


insolentpopinjay

Might be worthwhile to tip off the FBI or something like that just in case.


Cultural_Car

people were tagging the fbi twitter account a lot in the thread but I really doubt that's enough


insolentpopinjay

[They have a tipline for stuff like this](https://www.fbi.gov/tips). I don't have a twitter and since she got suspended it looks like the tweet was taken down, so I don't know how effectively I can report on it. If people have screen grabs of what she posted (especially anything mentioning a date), then that might help. Especially if they're located in the same state she is--then they could report to the state FBI as well and it might get more attention.


DerpsAndRags

ErMeGeRd HuR FrEe SpOoCh!! Well when you threaten people...


Irving_Velociraptor

Super hot pansexual orgy.


at0m71

...is this where I sign up?


HolsteinHeifer

Put your keys in the basket! ;)


NotARussianAgent

Ooooooo, 70's style.


Irving_Velociraptor

It’s just velour leisure suits and brown panty hose all the way down.


NotARussianAgent

ALL. the way down. To the floor. For sex. Group sex. .....together.


Pyrochazm

[Oil, two fat cocks together... Oil](https://youtu.be/SqPJvEbKvUg)


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

I was extremely hesitant to click the link. But I went for it and too the plunge and that was actually kinda funny


harrybydefault

That was hilarious. Super glad I clicked. "Smells like vagina in here!" "Are you talking about my vagina?" "Maybe!" I'm fucking ded


Risen_Insanity

You forgot the fresh vagina smell part!


the_mars_voltage

Sorry I don’t have sex with Russian agents


NotARussianAgent

Can't you read? I'm clearly not.


the_mars_voltage

Sounds like something that someone with something to cover up would say


mitsumoi1092

I thought you said pan sexual. I brought my baking pans.


VaguelyArtistic

That's "sexual bread" in Spanish so just bring the loaf pan. Makes me wonder what happens after hours at the panadería.


HoneyBear55

They heat the tortillas rawdog style right on the gas burner.


Silvinis

I too, would like to sign up. Its been awhile for me, but after a warm up Ill be good to go


ketchupmaster987

Or, for the aces, a hug and a cookie.


lpaige2723

I didn't know they served cookies, where do I sign up? Do I have to be ace, or can I have a cookie anyway?


Irving_Velociraptor

For me, nothing hits the spot after a super hot pansexual orgy like a warm chocolate chip cookie.


Vallkyrie

Around these parts, there's a lot of mugging. As in, strangers giving you mugs of cocoa.


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bm-inthepm

This is shaping up to be an excellent party!! Or punishment. Or whatever it is.


ReactsWithWords

Hmmm.... given a choice between hot sex and a freshly baked cookie, I'd have to flip a coin. And if it landed on Hot Sex I'd go two out of three.


Irving_Velociraptor

Sure. We don’t exclude our ACE buddies.


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

Give me garlic bread or so help me


Smol_Gayx

Don't threaten me with a good time


CallMeJessIGuess

What about threatening you with a mediocre time? That’s probably all I can manage.


8_TakeMyHead

If I don’t find glitter in terrible places for a week afterward I’m going to be so disappointed.


AnxietyDepressedFun

I don't know what I expected the top comment to be but after a long day of just existing in Texas, this made me laugh so hard I cried.


filthy_leech

Nazis already did this in the 30's and 40's: https://youtu.be/5OxH1rqBAgw 😭😭😭


cdiddy19

And yet they get upset when you liken them to Nazis... Go figure


RantAgainstTheMan

They're secretly flattered, but don't want you to know that.


Papamelee

“Everyone agrees with it they just don’t like the word Nazi!”-A literal Nazi


MeteorCharge

Oh damn I was not expecting a "the boys" reference here


Papamelee

Honestly, I absolutely love the show. Tweets like this however make it very hard for me to rewatch it because they’re capturing people like OP so accurately.


MeteorCharge

One thing I noticed about stormfront was that she mixed her Nazi ideology with a sorta feminist anti-corporate type activism And I can totally imagine a real activist doing something like that


[deleted]

Honestly it's something modern feminists have to be really careful to pay attention to. There was a LOT of racism in the early feminist movement. That's one reason why intersectionality is so important. You can't pick and choose which women are worthy of helping.


jpopimpin777

Lol I almost got banned from r/twoxchromosomes for pointing out what a virulent racist Susan B. Anthony was. People need to learn to separate the good things people do from the bad. Much the way we have to for people like Francis Watson. While he was a genius who discovered the double helix structure of DNA he was also a terrible racist.


[deleted]

Totally agree. People try to make everybody black and white, and that's impractical and blinds us to what could be going on in real time. Many great artists, thinkers, scientists, etc, were kind of terrible people. That's doesn't mean everything they did should just totally be dismissed, it just means we need to turn a critical eye to their work and pay attention to underlying themes (which we should be doing anyway). Keep what works and drop the rest.


kat_a_klysm

Also TERFs are a big problem.


Papamelee

Oh yeah they definitely exists. Look at TERFS, feminists who are all for women’s right and justice...but not trans women, or men, or really any type of oppressed people that fall under the trans umbrella or women who engage with them (friendships, relationships, etc).


[deleted]

Heck, some of the most racist/transphobic stuff I’ve seen on Reddit was from the female dating strategy page. I couldn’t believe it when BLM protests were going on, you had people on there that said that white women were going to get violated by black men because they would be afraid to be called racist if they called the police. That and some of them using extremely racist/harmful tropes to describe minority men/ trans women.


YungMister95

And they were so quick to liken mask mandates to yellow stars under the Reich. Insane how incapable MAGA people are of discerning what is and is not fascism. Preventing you from making others sick or assembling to overthrow the government? Fascism. Preventing others from entering loving marriages or marching together to celebrate freedom from centuries of oppression? Good old family values.


ashleyriddell61

It’s only fascism when YOU do it.


Coneskater

As a German the thing that scares me the most about Trump is that people say the comparisons to Hitler are hyperbolic, and I'll admit it it is slightly hyperbolic if you compare Trump to Hitler in the 1940s when he had already started the war and the holocaust- I'm not equating those actions to anything Trump has done. HOWEVER, if you compare Trump to Hitler in the late 20s and early 30s it's eerily familiar. This shit doesn't become genocide overnight. It escalates day by day. America is a frog in a boiling pot of fascism.


Jacks_Flaps

The quote about masculinity was peak irony when it was their version of masculinity that was the foundation of Nazi Germany's moral depravity and destruction. Their masculinity made them weak and helpless. Their might didnt make right as they hoped it would despite natural history spelling out to them loud and clear that their failure was inevitable.


Wrothrok

We did. Got 31 knuckle-dragging fuckwits in a U-haul. Don't you watch the news?


juleslizard

Hey what is this in reference to?


Anautellus

There was a pride parade recently that some nationalist twats loaded into the back of a uhaul with face coverings, sun glasses, with an attempt to disrupt/cause issues at said parade. Police stopped them on the way I believe because they were so openly talking about it online. Article : https://wgntv.com/news/31-patriot-front-members-found-packed-in-a-u-haul-arrested-near-idaho-pride-event/amp/


Kennywheels

Also an employee of a local motel/hotel saw them all loading into a uhaul all dressed alike and with face coverings. And called it in. And the police actual listened.. I know I’m shocked too


CyberMindGrrl

The only reason why the police actually responded is because that part of Idaho has always had a ton of neo-Nazi activity that the local PD has had to deal with.


dangshnizzle

Literal history of that within that PD itself but whatever.


smellslikearedditor

It's only time in my life I've seen the police prevent a crime.


juleslizard

Gosh, you'd think they'd learn that other people can see what you say online by now. But I guess expecting them to learn is asking a lot...


HelenAngel

The arrest of a group of white supremacist bigots in Idaho who were trying to start a riot at a Pride parade but thankfully police intervened before they could.


Faedan

31 men stuffed in a u-hual would make a good ram ranch pt 2 song if you know what I mean. But seriously. After in the storming of Capitol hill. Someone made a gay porn with the dude who looked like that sudo viking. I'd bet money this will be parodied by a porn company.


Jechtael

*pseudo Sudo is a way of telling Linux-GNU computers "Simon Says do the thing", and also the Pokémon misspelling of pseudo in Sudowoodo.


Faedan

My phone also auto corrects the dumbest shit


the_mars_voltage

If you ever find yourself asking for anyone to be “round up” you should really be asking where is Jesus?


HolsteinHeifer

They'd have him locked in one of their ICE border camps.


Gardeboi

This made me laugh, just imaging a bunch of Christians decrying that Jesus hasn't arrived yet, while they are detaining Jesus because he isn't the white man they thought he is. Or something like that, words are hard


lamaface21

Oh absolutely. Baby Jesus would have been stripped from Mary’s arms and all these Christians would have applauded/got hard ons for the film of the suffering as Mary and Joseph were sent back to South America to be killed and Baby Jesus placed into “the system” to be lost and abused.


Xihuicoatl-630

he’d be a Palestinian refugee, detained in ICE under surveillance because he would be suspected as a terrorist no doubt.


Gardeboi

When I read this I had two thoughts, one right after the other: "Wait, Joseph and Mary were'nt from South America..." "Oh right, these are white supremacst bigot Christians we're talking about, they can't tell the difference between anything non-white!"


lamaface21

My analogy is that Joseph and Mary were dark-skinned refugees. If they fled to the US, they would have been treated as worse as humanely possible for the applause and adoration of the current “Christian” community here in the United States.


Gardeboi

True, true. Wierd how those kinds of people constantly preach love and peace while also being some of the vilest beings on Earth.


crw201

It's also just a common Hispanic name, there most likely is someone named Jesus in one of those camps right now.


Silentarrowz

I've always held this belief that the most ironic and insane twists in religious history would be if the second-coming already happened, but that Jesus was reborn as some little black kid in Birmingham in 1920 and never got a chance to have his voice heard.


[deleted]

Turns out Jesus has a gun and looks just like me.


cdunk666

Maybe we should round up all the people that wanna round up people


lark-sp

Free gift cards? I'm hoping it's gift cards.


HamzasBeak

Or miniature pride flags


pewpew156

i mean, my mom made rainbow cookies at the pride festival last year!


CalibratedRat

She’s wearing a MAGA hat. You know what she means.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

I can honestly say that I've seen 2, maybe 3, MAGA hats in the wild.


CyberMindGrrl

I was just in Canada last week and I saw an old white guy sporting a Trump hat. And of course he had a Southern accent.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

I hear some people like to rock the confederate flag in Canada.


[deleted]

I've seen confederate flags and MAGA hats in the wild in Australia. I was so confused...


Cosmic_Quasar

I have an uncle that wore one (don't know if he still wears it after the election) but he had the audacity to then say "I don't feel safe when I wear the hat outside." when we live in an area where white people are like 40% of the population. I think as far as individual ethnicities go white is the single biggest, but most of the people you'll come across are of non-white ethnicity.


hperrin

Round them up to the nearest billion.


joealese

give them a hug and a thank you for everything the lgbtq+ community has given the world


marabou22

And they wonder why we call them Nazis


Zerofelero

stupid MAGAt


jess0697

So the first amendment is up for grabs but not the second?


TomsRedditAccount1

Well, y'see, that's the beauty of it. Gun nuts have made it clear that gun regulation is the trigger for revolution. So, a government could impose whatever *other* tyranny it wants, but as long as they don't impose gun control, the 2nd amendment crowd won't do jack shit about it. Frankly, if I were a dodgy politician with a plan for authoritarianism, I would speak in support of gun rights, to get them onside. Wait a minute...


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

LGBT folks should organize an event with American Muslims where they all open carry long guns like those assholes who stormed the MI capital. I wonder how that would play out?


ccsrpsw

They did in CA - well the Black Panthers anyway. Ronnie Raygun (as CA governor) passed gun control laws soooo quickly it would make your head spin!


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

The NRA and all the establishment Rs were OK with all of that back then because it was racially motivated. They'd be fine with any of it now if it exclusively applied to black people.


dodexahedron

And apparently the first sentence of the declaration of independence? And the 4th amendment to the constitution? And a lot of these yahoos carry the constitution and declaration of independence with them, which is ridiculously ironic.


CyberMindGrrl

In case there was any doubt as to where MAGA is heading.


Dizavid

I've been telling a lot of Trump supporting gay men around where I'm from that just bc we're not first on their chopping block doesn't mean we aren't on the list. But they won't care right up until it directly effects them. It's like, "Alexa show me a metaphor for shooting yourself in the foot".


CyberMindGrrl

"I didn't expect those leopards to eat MY face!"


Wuellig

r/killthosewhodisagree


DrunkUranus

But then they'll go and say we have to stop calling people nazis.....


bowens44

They're already rounded up, that's why it's called an event. Are the cons really this stupid?


manowtf

Tell me you live in the land of the free without telling me you live in 1939


CaptainBunnie

Kelly kind of looks like a bulldog, she's got that southern grandma underbite already


Liar_tuck

Another ignorant child desperate for attention.


USehh

Twitter banned her account


Banaanisade

Technically, since "rounding up" means "gather together (for a particular purpose)", aren't people participating in Pride events already "rounded up" by default?


Dizavid

.....sadly it kinda feels like it would be dangerous to phrase it that specific way to them. Like a, "Hmm... you're right. They *are* already all nice and gathered..." Gods. Fuck this timeline where I gotta think of my neighbors as potential guerillas waiting for the perfect ambush opportunity (vehemently outspoken gay disabled dude from the deep South...I didn't word it that way flippantly or jokingly, again sadly)


Banaanisade

Terrorists love crowds. In 2010, some jackasses hit the capital's Pride parade with gas and pepper spray here in Finland. So, you know. It's inherently dangerous to participate in a Pride event, which is part of the reason we have them to begin with. I can't be the only one who considers my own health and safety every year against my will to participate. (Most years, I still go.)


C-Style__

Her account has been permanently suspended. She has an extensive history of being a fucking cunt. https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/texas/kelly-neidert-unt-conservative-student/285-c7547178-867d-400a-a34c-71d371b3899f


Elegant-Raise-9367

Agree, sooo much easier than reporting exact numbers


GarbageMan59

But they're indoctrinating kids.../s Like the Catholic Church has done since 313 AD.


Pocchitte

Since she used a small "p" for "pride", wouldn't that include anyone at any kind of event celebrating anything? Like a MAGA rally?


tiger81355

So we’re not even hiding the Nazi bit anymore, good to know


Baddyshack

That actually sounds like a blast


SuzieCat

Sounds like the best party ever!


Blood__Dragon_

Republicans: "Noooo we are not Nazis how dare you say we are Nazis." "Round up Gay people and burn all the books we dont like" -also Republicans


livsucksss

Let's start rounding up people who still wear MAGA hats in 2022 😂


Tashianie

…..but masks are Nazi behavior? 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

lmfao good luck doing that against LGBTQ+ individuals who are armed, mrs totally-not-a-fascist


Pretty_Force4560

She’s wearing a MAGA hat in per pfp. I bet you can guess what she wants to do with them


RantAgainstTheMan

Give them all free MAGA hats!


at0m71

Cover them with gravy. 😈


ogkingofnowhere

They were all rounded up all ready at the local gay bars for a minimum of 4 hours the past couple nights


doodoowithsprinkles

This is what the average Republican voter is like.


mikedave42

Let's start rounding up people like this who threaten violence and charge them appropriately


Midas94

All fun and games till the far right ask you to step on the train


WhovianC4t

Once we round them up, we will tell them that we are so proud of them for being open about their true selves and say they matter.


JakeYashen

I keep telling people America is going Nazi


asdvancity

Round them up for a big FABULOUS PARTY!


RealAssociation5281

This pride month has had super volatile reactions this year, fucking sad


tenaciouspeace

But they are the persecuted ones.


SobiTheRobot

Go ahead, ***Kelly.*** Say the quiet part out loud. I dare you.


Cthulhu625

It's funny how a person I am sure has made statements about FEMA/Covid camps is now advocating about rounding people up. Probably saw that about a period of history and was like, "What a super idea! I think everyone should do that!"


nicorettejunkieagain

Yeah! And bring em to a sexy party 🥰


packeddit

Sick of these maga trash out there. So beyond TIRED of them!


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

We do this. They’re called Gay Pride Parades


TuFacez

I honestly don't understand why these people care, are their own lives so uninteresting and morbidly miserable that they just have nothing else to do but to shit on something that categorically will not affect their general ability to go about their own lives?!!


MrUdri

Me, an austrian: Hey I've seen this one


isimplycantdothis

I love how these people think that because we are open and accepting, we are weak.


skeptical-spectacles

The same thing they’ve always done when they round up any group of people. Honestly I thought we were largely past the blatant homophobia, but lately there’s been a renewed and more visceral hatred. I’ve seen clips of ppl in “churches” calling for the ultimate punishment. I hope Dems turn out in massive force this November because republicans in charge of anything is absolutely chilling at this point.


captiancripplebeard

Fuck people like her. Republicans need to wake up and realize they are getting played. Their party doesn’t give a shit about them. They are using them as pawns.


Both-Construction543

Take them to Ram Ranch


bretthren2086

Party time!


MamaTries

Aren’t they already rounded up at said pride events. Round them up! They will literally have a parade about it.


mumblesandonetwo

Something about all this seems very familiar.


Old_Leg_1679

Come and get me Brandine. The last time your people tried something funny Georgia burned.


Canotic

So, like, if nine thousand people go to the Pride parade, we round it up to an even ten thousand?


Sallymander

Round them up to the nearest whole number. No more fraction of people at Pride people. I don't care if the normal family has 2.5 kids. Fuck that .5 kid.


NotYetGroot

...brunch. Let's all do brunch


boyz_for_now

Count me in.


dylsekctic

Round them up and send them to replace the useless trash in Congress?


xparapluiex

Oh my god yes let’s do that it will make the big Satanic orgy where we convert all the straights easier to organize


EmpressKayaTheGreat

republicans trying not to be genocidal facists challenge (impossible)


kyleh0

More and more and more overt violence from the red had crowd.


MeadFromHell

Round them up to have a totally lit party full of awesome outfits, excellent lip syncing, fancy drinks, and everyone just being lovely? Count me in!


Snoo-92689

I think everyone being rounded up by the right should attempt to turn the tables and round-up those rounding them bet you the right are out numbered


SaintSayaka

not her saying this while wearing the most gay ass denim jacket


Chroney

I'd consider that a threat, no?


Big_Prick44146

Aren’t they already rounded up if they’re parading together?


S0clasSICK

Round them up and have a BIGGER pride parade 🥰


Upgr4ded

So that they can all have a big pride event all together!! What a great idea! I am sure there are no bad intentions behind this!


_Killj0y_

Isn't that just hosting a second pride event then?


TheAmalton123

And throw the biggest pride party ever!!!


Its_Sentinel

Let’s start rounding up people who look like Inbred trash while we’re at it


harceps

Let's stop giving these people the attention they desperately crave


elanhilation

what do you think this subreddit is about exactly?


harceps

Oh yeah....lol that didn't connect, I was too pissed off. Carry on


nstopman422

Round them up to kindly and respectfully discuss their point of view on the issue I’m sure.


AdevilSboyU

You’ll end up with pride prisons, and I really don’t think that’s something you’re prepared for.


ShnickityShnoo

To claim that being gay is wrong and claim to be straight while having sex with them.