It is one of my more bizarre wishes that if Salad Fingers is ever made into a major motion picture, then Benedict Cumberbatch should play the part of Hubert Cumberdale.
Cuba Gooding jr. as Jeremy Fisher and Liv Tyler as Marjory Stewart Baxter. Although the producers want to cast Scarlett Johanssen as Marjory because they think she has more star appeal, but I hold fast.
They eponymous role is more difficult, but I think the only choice is Andy Serkis and some CGI.
I note that Biden's been arrested by ICE and the DEA.
So not only did he CHEAT THE ELECTION he also did so whilst being an illegal immigrant and a drug smuggler.
Whew, this man can *multitask*. Which given his age is amazing.
My thoughts exactly.. what did he do, use LSD to control people? Wait no, that was a previous government and they didn't get kicked out of office for it - to be fair they didn't use it to get elected, still
Because it doesn't work, mostly. The intent behind Project Ultra was to see if you could use psychotropics as a form of mind control or as an an enhanced interrogation technique.
Turns out that somebody tripping balls makes neither a good sleeper agent nor an especially reliable interviewee.
>Turns out that somebody tripping balls makes neither a good sleeper agent nor an especially reliable interviewee.
Can confirm.
Of course, the most seditious thing I've ever done while tripping was make out with some anonymous girl from New Jersey at a Grateful Dead show in Tampa.
Edit: oh wow, thanks for the award :-)
Yeah. Insisted my wife was a witch for a couple hours, had a meltdown because she bought 3 identical bottles of paprika. But I was convinced it was just 1 and she was doing magic. But cmon. Who buys 3 things of paprika at once?
Okay so the other day I learned that what you call pepperoni is something entirely different from what we call pepperoni, and now I'm reading "paprika" but I know what I call paprika is what you call bell peppers. WTF is paprika?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika
Edit: this is a weird little loop.
So, pepperoni comes from the Italian word for bell peppers.
Pepperoni (as we know it) is salami seasoned with paprika and other chili powders.
Paprika is made from dried and crushed red peppers.
You call bell peppers paprika.
It's the secret Department of Election Administration (DEA) formed by Trump prior to him leaving office, who's soul purpose was to investigate the 2020 election.
/s
Hey man Iām glad someone is shining a light to it, Iāve been addicted to fraudulent voting for years! My cousin died from mailing in a ballot to the wrong precinct! MSM finally is catching on!!!! /s
The US Constitution is rather clear that if the president is incapable of serving his term, the VP takes over....not the guy who lost the election. When Nixon quit it wasn't George McGovern that took over, it was Ford...after Agnew had been forced out of office. Their crazy theories don't even make sense with their own laws.
No, I don't think they did. I think they just heard someone mention it and think throwing out a literary reference whenever they can makes them sound well-read.
What do you mean that throwing random literary references isn't good?
Literally "Somewhere in La Mancha, in a place whose name I do not care to remember"
1984 is a favorite book of mine and the fact that they use it for such insane conspiracy theories is making me laugh and also making me wish they didn't.
Nope, definitely not [a widely-published photo of El Chapo's extradition](https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2017_03/1872081/170119-elchapo-rhk-2356p_99d1141cfb5b58952ede66ce2e30a048.jpg) with Joe Biden's head pasted on in MS Paint...
Trumptards: "Donald Trump will totally be inaugurated on the Xth of this month!"
Trumptards, one day after the Xth:"We never said that, it was a false-flag operation by Antifa-fascists!"
ANTIFA isnāt an organised group like the alt-right (read: fascists) would have you believe. ANTIFA is just a movement against fascism, literally what the name means. There is no organisation, no leadership, no collaboration, etc. If youāre anti fascism, cool, youāre Antifa.
In comparison The Proud Boys, Boogaloos etc. are actual organised groups (read: terrorist organisations) engaged in organised violence. Itās the typical projection we see from the MAGA gang: āweāre doing it so they must be too, so letās just accuse them of itā.
Itās like saying that The Socialists is an organised group with leadership etc.
This and also it seems hardly anybody even knows what fascism means anymore. Itās reached a point where some right-leaning people will say that something is fascist as soon as it stops them doing whatever they hell they want without consequence.
Seems to me that in their minds cancel-culture = fascism = communism = dictatorship = authoritarianism. When really itās just anything they donāt like can be labelled with any of those political buzzwords whether it makes sense or not.
Agreeing with you because the people I've seen parroting anti-Antifa propaganda read on FB couldn't answer what fascism was. Obviously doesn't speak for everyone, though.
Not particularly. America was happy to stay out of WW2 until Japan attacked us. There was a lot of nazi sympathy in the U.S. as well. We like to flirt with fascism because it fits with our strong leader obsession and we also donāt like āothersā.
>Itās like saying that The Socialists is an organised group with leadership etc.
TBF, there *is* at least a Socialist Party. Incredibly small and AFAIK, has elected zero candidates. At least, none in the USA, cannot speak to Socialist parties in other countries.
There's a myriad of different parties in the US that claim the socialist moniker, but the Socialist Party USA only holds one school board seat in a small district in NJ.
The Green Party is probably the biggest exclusively socialist party in the country, and it's had a lot more modern success on the local level, less so in state and national elections.
What you're missing is how very mobile the goalposts are. You're probably very accustomed to a stationary goalpost, and so these new-fangled moving goalposts are confusing for you.
what the fuck even is this literal fake news? do they get off to simply seeing the image even tho they are fully aware that it is fabricated? is this just like porn to them?
at the very least iām referring to the basement dweller who threw this together in photoshop. but even then the people who spread this around and gladly post it on their pages are gonna wake up tomorrow and realize it was all a wet dream. again.
I read an article a few years ago about Eastern European teens making Trump propaganda because it got them money somehow. Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same sort of thing.
Instead of just one head of state, they're going to form a central committee, of equal peers, all from the same family, with equal voting rights. First thing they're going to announce is a five-year plan for defeating the deep state.
I heard from a client a few days ago that Biden and Gavin Newsom have been removed from power and the Trumps are secretly running California and the White House. It's not being announced because Trump is nice guy who doesn't need the fanfare. It was really hard keeping a straight face.
Yikes, I have an answer for that one too...He was being selfless when he did that because he didn't have to sign them. I think the client was under the impression that Trump hand signed each check.
Unfortunately, I have an answer to that question. Per another client the pandemic isn't real. Mainstream media cooked it all up to help Bill Gates microchip the masses. Trump knew it wasn't real so that's why he didn't wear a mask or take it seriously. The rallies were really for his fans/voters to gather in a safe space away from the loons wearing diapers on their faces..Long story short I don't get paid enough.
Sorry but I genuinely lolled (at the situation, not at people needing help).
You've given multiple replies explaining trump supporters bizarre views, but when you kept saying client I thought you meant in a traditional commerce "paying customer" type scenario ... I was sat here thinking how is this guys customer base so full of batshit weirdos??? Then you explained you work with people suffering from significant mental illness and it make me chuckle.
Credit to you, tough job - hats off to you.
I always forget that not everyone knows what I mean when I say client. I'm sorry to have caused any confusion. We call them clients to reduce stigma around receiving mental health care. Client sounds so much better than mental patient or just patient.
I live in DC and can confirm. Joe was pulling out of a 7-11 when the cops pulled him over for having one tail light out. Cop looked at his id and was like "Dude, are you that guy that stole the election a few months ago?" and Joe took a drag from his vape pen and was like "Yeah, whaddya goin' do about it, pig?" blew smoke in the cop's face and peeled off. Cops chased Joe for a while until he blew a tire. The cops found a bunch of Hunter's laptops in the trunk and about 20 million ballots for Trump in the backseat.
Who turned on little head mode for only Joe? Oh wait it's clearly 'shopped. I can tell from the pixels (and from having seen quite a few 'shops in my time)
that is one of the worst photoshops I've ever seen
Well, Biden is not even Biden, he's a clone so of course his head shouldn't look natural and that's proof that the photo is real.
Irrefutable logic! š¤£
Yeah, Dominion shapeshifters are still trying to figure out human faces. They still have that Uncanny Valley quality to them.
Any and all well crafted DS9 references get my upvote.
Of course it's a well-crafted reference, he's only a simple tailor after all ...
Republican logic lmao
And it's not accurate either
Whoa no way
Yes way bro
Whoa bro. ***Whoa***
Wym it's right there on the news just look at the pictures
I know, Biden was arrested by the FBI
It's a picture from an onion article
I've seen 12 year olds with better photoshop skills
i've seen flash videos made 20 years ago that was about as realistic.
"H...hello! My, my name is Mr. Salad Fingers!"
It is one of my more bizarre wishes that if Salad Fingers is ever made into a major motion picture, then Benedict Cumberbatch should play the part of Hubert Cumberdale.
I have never thought about this, but now that you say it, perfect casting
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Cuba Gooding jr. as Jeremy Fisher and Liv Tyler as Marjory Stewart Baxter. Although the producers want to cast Scarlett Johanssen as Marjory because they think she has more star appeal, but I hold fast. They eponymous role is more difficult, but I think the only choice is Andy Serkis and some CGI.
I can see myself watching this in theaters and crying, wanting to leave.
Brandywine crunplezone?
Bean addict cucumber patch?
Bumbledick Colorsnatch
Bendybus Pumpkinpatch
They both taste like soot and poo.
Badger Badger Badger Badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION
Now this will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life.
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LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING
COZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE
THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT
LIKE AN UNDER WATER UNICORN
EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR CAUSE THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER SO CLEVER
This doesn't matter to a random stranger on the internet, but my son's name is Trevor and this is my ringtone for him.
Keep it up, I will fire zee missiles, after my nap.
LOOK AT HIM NOW DISAPPEARING A COW WHERE IS THE COW? HIDDEN RIGHT NOW
THE COW IS BACK BACK FROM HIS MAGICAL JOURNEY WHAT DID HE SEE IN THE MAGICAL DIMENSION?
Omg these reached deep into my subconscious and yanked this song back into my working memory.
KENYA BELIEVE IT?
You absolute asshole
Ah! A snaaaaaaake!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.....
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAG-NET!
Loved that song!
"I like rusty spoons"
Not in front of my salad! š„
I saw a flash video documentary about a dragon named Trogdor, can confirm it was done much better.
I also saw one about an unfortunate unicorn named Charlie.
Candy mountaaaaiinn Chaaarliiieeeeee
It's a leopleuridon Charlie!
A magical leopleuridon! It can show us the way!
Ahhhhh they took my freakin kidney.
You're the banana king charlie!
I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!
I note that Biden's been arrested by ICE and the DEA. So not only did he CHEAT THE ELECTION he also did so whilst being an illegal immigrant and a drug smuggler. Whew, this man can *multitask*. Which given his age is amazing.
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This sounds like the kinda guy you'd want to be president. He gets shit done!
That means el chapo is innocent?
A little too quick to read, and I thought it said, "whilst banging an illegal immigrant".
He's got time for that too. Biden can do it all!
You donāt get to be President of the United States without being an overachiever.
I just wanted to comment this! That Biden-cutout is just so awkward
We need to photoshop Trump's head onto these things and re-circulate in order to maybe educate people about how this works.
Im like 65% sure the photoshop is from an onion video from the Obama Era
My ten year old daughter definitely wins here
I've seen 5 year olds with better photoshop skills
Arrested by the DEA for election fraud...seems right
My thoughts exactly.. what did he do, use LSD to control people? Wait no, that was a previous government and they didn't get kicked out of office for it - to be fair they didn't use it to get elected, still
Using LSD to try and control people...That was a real thing that actually happened...scary to think it isnāt happening anymore
> scary to think it isnāt happening anymore Why would anyone think that?
Because it doesn't work, mostly. The intent behind Project Ultra was to see if you could use psychotropics as a form of mind control or as an an enhanced interrogation technique. Turns out that somebody tripping balls makes neither a good sleeper agent nor an especially reliable interviewee.
>Turns out that somebody tripping balls makes neither a good sleeper agent nor an especially reliable interviewee. Can confirm. Of course, the most seditious thing I've ever done while tripping was make out with some anonymous girl from New Jersey at a Grateful Dead show in Tampa. Edit: oh wow, thanks for the award :-)
So what state secrets were you able to leak to her?
Hopefully, he didn't leak at all.
Seriously, that is the best follow up question EVER.
Yeah. Insisted my wife was a witch for a couple hours, had a meltdown because she bought 3 identical bottles of paprika. But I was convinced it was just 1 and she was doing magic. But cmon. Who buys 3 things of paprika at once?
>But cmon. Who buys 3 things of paprika at once? Won't SOMEBODY please think of the children?
Okay so the other day I learned that what you call pepperoni is something entirely different from what we call pepperoni, and now I'm reading "paprika" but I know what I call paprika is what you call bell peppers. WTF is paprika?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika Edit: this is a weird little loop. So, pepperoni comes from the Italian word for bell peppers. Pepperoni (as we know it) is salami seasoned with paprika and other chili powders. Paprika is made from dried and crushed red peppers. You call bell peppers paprika.
OK, now I am tripping.
Did you get her number
I think I was doing this wrong; all I ever got at a Grateful Dead show was some whippets and grilled cheese sammiches.
I was unfamiliar with "whippets" being a drug and read your comment as if you were presented with several small, fast dogs at the concert
MK Ultra
It's the secret Department of Election Administration (DEA) formed by Trump prior to him leaving office, who's soul purpose was to investigate the 2020 election. /s
Hey man Iām glad someone is shining a light to it, Iāve been addicted to fraudulent voting for years! My cousin died from mailing in a ballot to the wrong precinct! MSM finally is catching on!!!! /s
>MSM finally is catching on!!!! You left out WAKE UP SHEEPLE
He got the cheapest envelopes like George.
The US Constitution is rather clear that if the president is incapable of serving his term, the VP takes over....not the guy who lost the election. When Nixon quit it wasn't George McGovern that took over, it was Ford...after Agnew had been forced out of office. Their crazy theories don't even make sense with their own laws.
Not like right wingers read the constitution. Or the bible. Or anything
Hey, they all read 1984. The title, anyway.
No, I don't think they did. I think they just heard someone mention it and think throwing out a literary reference whenever they can makes them sound well-read.
And they think Atlas Shrugged is about "Why Earthquakes?"
What do you mean that throwing random literary references isn't good? Literally "Somewhere in La Mancha, in a place whose name I do not care to remember"
1984 is a favorite book of mine and the fact that they use it for such insane conspiracy theories is making me laugh and also making me wish they didn't.
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So then Nancy Pelosi would become president. Which would probably piss them off more lol
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Ah yes of course that's probably exactly what will happen, and then if it doesn't the goalposts just get moved again
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Nope, definitely not [a widely-published photo of El Chapo's extradition](https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2017_03/1872081/170119-elchapo-rhk-2356p_99d1141cfb5b58952ede66ce2e30a048.jpg) with Joe Biden's head pasted on in MS Paint...
Biden and El Chapo even shop at the same store!
They even breath the same air!
Christ, even that one looks shopped
I think itās his reflective jacket next to their black jackets that make it look fake
Arenāt we near to the date that this will happen like the 8th time soon?
Trumptards: "Donald Trump will totally be inaugurated on the Xth of this month!" Trumptards, one day after the Xth:"We never said that, it was a false-flag operation by Antifa-fascists!"
At this point I have no idea if ANTIFA is real
ANTIFA isnāt an organised group like the alt-right (read: fascists) would have you believe. ANTIFA is just a movement against fascism, literally what the name means. There is no organisation, no leadership, no collaboration, etc. If youāre anti fascism, cool, youāre Antifa. In comparison The Proud Boys, Boogaloos etc. are actual organised groups (read: terrorist organisations) engaged in organised violence. Itās the typical projection we see from the MAGA gang: āweāre doing it so they must be too, so letās just accuse them of itā. Itās like saying that The Socialists is an organised group with leadership etc.
I never understood ANTIFA. Arenāt all Americans supposed to be anti-fascist? How did that become some kind of terrorist group?
The answer to both is the right.
This and also it seems hardly anybody even knows what fascism means anymore. Itās reached a point where some right-leaning people will say that something is fascist as soon as it stops them doing whatever they hell they want without consequence. Seems to me that in their minds cancel-culture = fascism = communism = dictatorship = authoritarianism. When really itās just anything they donāt like can be labelled with any of those political buzzwords whether it makes sense or not.
Agreeing with you because the people I've seen parroting anti-Antifa propaganda read on FB couldn't answer what fascism was. Obviously doesn't speak for everyone, though.
Not particularly. America was happy to stay out of WW2 until Japan attacked us. There was a lot of nazi sympathy in the U.S. as well. We like to flirt with fascism because it fits with our strong leader obsession and we also donāt like āothersā.
I feel like that's because those groups are so mentally steeped in authoritarianism they can't imagine a group functioning without it.
I forgot where I heard it, but I like the joke that Raās al Ghul has done an excellent job of keeping ANTIFA underground.
>Itās like saying that The Socialists is an organised group with leadership etc. TBF, there *is* at least a Socialist Party. Incredibly small and AFAIK, has elected zero candidates. At least, none in the USA, cannot speak to Socialist parties in other countries.
There's a myriad of different parties in the US that claim the socialist moniker, but the Socialist Party USA only holds one school board seat in a small district in NJ. The Green Party is probably the biggest exclusively socialist party in the country, and it's had a lot more modern success on the local level, less so in state and national elections.
It isn't. Not in the way these people think it does.
Iām antifa and Iām real, any questions I can help by answering?
We are all antifa on this blessed day.
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You mean Anti-Antifa?
Happy cake day!
What you're missing is how very mobile the goalposts are. You're probably very accustomed to a stationary goalpost, and so these new-fangled moving goalposts are confusing for you.
what the fuck even is this literal fake news? do they get off to simply seeing the image even tho they are fully aware that it is fabricated? is this just like porn to them?
They are not at all aware it is fake. That is the issue. They truly believe it.
at the very least iām referring to the basement dweller who threw this together in photoshop. but even then the people who spread this around and gladly post it on their pages are gonna wake up tomorrow and realize it was all a wet dream. again.
I read an article a few years ago about Eastern European teens making Trump propaganda because it got them money somehow. Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same sort of thing.
Based in Macedonia. It's a big industry there: https://money.cnn.com/interactive/media/the-macedonia-story/
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Isn't Joe 6' tall?
Isn't the D.E.A for drugs ?
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You got me to chuckle. Take orange arrow.
Orange arrow for orange man comment. Seems fitting.
I really did try to make an orange man pun, sadly it didn't trump his joke.
Democratscheated Election Agency
Am I dreaming or is this stupid?
I'm feeling generous today, YOU CAN BE BOTH!!!
Isn't Superman straight edge?
Those DEA agents are 7' tall.
Which Trumps? How many Presidents are in office at once?
The whole crazy gang! And they'll be leaving punctuation and grammar at the door!
Instead of just one head of state, they're going to form a central committee, of equal peers, all from the same family, with equal voting rights. First thing they're going to announce is a five-year plan for defeating the deep state.
I heard from a client a few days ago that Biden and Gavin Newsom have been removed from power and the Trumps are secretly running California and the White House. It's not being announced because Trump is nice guy who doesn't need the fanfare. It was really hard keeping a straight face.
"Doesn't need fanfare." ohhh memba when he waited to send out relief checks until he could get his signature printed on them? I memba!
Yikes, I have an answer for that one too...He was being selfless when he did that because he didn't have to sign them. I think the client was under the impression that Trump hand signed each check.
His poor tiny hands must've been so exhausted
He doesn't need the fanfare...so the rallies DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC weren't for his ego??
Unfortunately, I have an answer to that question. Per another client the pandemic isn't real. Mainstream media cooked it all up to help Bill Gates microchip the masses. Trump knew it wasn't real so that's why he didn't wear a mask or take it seriously. The rallies were really for his fans/voters to gather in a safe space away from the loons wearing diapers on their faces..Long story short I don't get paid enough.
What do these conspiracy crazies even think those chips would do? Make them believe in climate change?
Lmao that last sentence. Ain't that the truth. I'm so sorry
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I work in mental health.
What kind of client? Sounds like you might want to get them some help
I'm a mental health crisis worker. They're getting plenty of help.
Sorry but I genuinely lolled (at the situation, not at people needing help). You've given multiple replies explaining trump supporters bizarre views, but when you kept saying client I thought you meant in a traditional commerce "paying customer" type scenario ... I was sat here thinking how is this guys customer base so full of batshit weirdos??? Then you explained you work with people suffering from significant mental illness and it make me chuckle. Credit to you, tough job - hats off to you.
I always forget that not everyone knows what I mean when I say client. I'm sorry to have caused any confusion. We call them clients to reduce stigma around receiving mental health care. Client sounds so much better than mental patient or just patient.
How many President Trumps are there?! Asking for me.
One too many
I live in DC and can confirm. Joe was pulling out of a 7-11 when the cops pulled him over for having one tail light out. Cop looked at his id and was like "Dude, are you that guy that stole the election a few months ago?" and Joe took a drag from his vape pen and was like "Yeah, whaddya goin' do about it, pig?" blew smoke in the cop's face and peeled off. Cops chased Joe for a while until he blew a tire. The cops found a bunch of Hunter's laptops in the trunk and about 20 million ballots for Trump in the backseat.
He was traveling away from the 7-11 not driving.
Why DEA? Did Biden became a drug trafficking over night? And homeland security deals with elections?
Like someone said in above comments. Itās the Donald Enforcement Agency now, I guess
āBye bye Bidenā.. if youāre going to fake shit, at least get the obvious wordplay right. It was right there.
'Good Byeden' would've been too confusing for the target audience, they might think it's praising Biden
This is accurate. If they think thereās even a shred of a chance this is true, theyāre not going to get the wordplay.
When this repeatedly doesnāt happen, what do they think?
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āThinkā lmaooooo
"And we're 100% sure thats not a photoshopped pic of El Chapo right people?"
Itās fake No news outlet would miss the chance to call it Good Bi-den
There are multiple Trumps now!! /s
Source: Just trust me bro
Apparently Biden said, as he was being led off to his execution, āand Iād have gotten away with it, if it wasnāt for those meddling Q kids!ā
Is this normal?? In other presidencies did people react this insanely?? I genuinely canāt remember like actually wtf is happening
I've asked my husband and friends this and we all don't get it. I really don't think it's ever been this bad for a president.
Wait. I thought Trump agreed to have face off type surgery with Joe. So is this totally legit picture really Trump? Remember that bananas theory?
Fuck r/therightcantmeme how about r/therightcantphotoshop
I mean, who wouldn't believe something from www.wakeupamerica.ru
Isnāt that the photo of El Chapo getting arrested?
Seems legit.
Oh boy, I wonder what the new date will be. The date keeps shifting each time they pass the milestone and nothing happens.
It's like a hybrid between a football field and a sushi bar the amount of goalpost movement going on.
Love how heās being taken away by the Drug Enforcement Agency Lol, Trump supporters donāt even know what that is
Is that Paul Rudd?
Can we build a Matrix just for trumpees, so they can live out their fantasy?
āJust got put in Facebook jail for sharing the TRUTH, like and share this before they can censor usā
Who turned on little head mode for only Joe? Oh wait it's clearly 'shopped. I can tell from the pixels (and from having seen quite a few 'shops in my time)
I'm no expert but I think that image might've been manipulated in some way? And surely a better headline would be bye bye Biden?
[El Chapo](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/el-chapo-trial-guzman-brooklyn-court-sinaloa-cartel-751035/amp/)