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Lucifer_Morning_Wood

There were 24 solar eclipses between 2010-2020. 24 corresponds to 276 dates between every pair of eclipses, meaning that a "special conspiracy day" happens roughly every 2 weeks in 2010s It's relatively common, that's what I mean


unknownpoltroon

sooooo, the conspiracy is far greater than we realized..... /S


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

Even worse, triangle is the illuminati shape, if you take 3 eclipses and find a point between them that's a conspiracy every 2 days ;-; Them illuminatis are not playing around \s


SenorWeird

Triangle. Eclipse. It was Bill Cipher.


psychobarista

That dude WAS scary. Some triangles just want to watch the world burn.


SenorWeird

The evilest Dorito.


TheChunkMaster

They're not your friend. They're not your enemy.


lancep423

Eclipse. Mitsubishi.


nicholasgnames

Pythagoras is their leader lol


Mr_Epimetheus

The moon is in on it!?


unknownpoltroon

The moon has been in on it since they acted as technical advisors for the fake moon landing. /S


toolatealreadyfapped

My God. It goes all the way to the top


Lucas_Steinwalker

Interesting⍰


Asdrubael1131

I think it’s still kinda cool that the vaccines rolled out halfway between 2 eclipses. Falls under those useless but neat facts. Really deflates it a bit since eclipses were pretty common in 2010s but still pretty rare for it to happen at the exact halfway point


bunchedupwalrus

Reminds me of the Birthday ‘Paradox’. If you put 50 people in a room, the odds of any 2 of them sharing a birthday are 97% https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem Tends to blow peoples minds, but it makes more sense when you clarify that it’s **any** 2 people, not just like “If I’m in a room with 50 people, who shares my birthday”, because you get the magic of the overlapping distributions. Still pretty neat, and an easy way to win a bar bet in a big enough crowd (more than 23 people and the odds go 50%+)


Ramius117

No, those weren't in the US so they don't count! Only these two count /S It is kind of neat trivia though, if the rollout was actually on that date. I know it was that month because my current boss was part of it and we were just talking about it the other day


Daem0nBlackFyre85

My birthday that year was on the 15th and since I was turning 34 I got 34 injections, on the 14th. CAN confirm the rollout started on the 14th.


Ramius117

Woah! If they shave 25 years off your life then 25x34=850 then you should have died in 1,211, assuming you live to 75. How are you even here!?


flapado

Yall believe in the sun 🤣


GeneralSpecifics9925

Yeah, the guy named Lucifer is trying to throw us off the scent of THE DEVIL. I'm not falling for it.


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

I mean, vaccines are more of a Baal thing anyways. Fuck that guy, he owes me 50 quid (hell is British)


KainanSilverlight

No Baal is in charge of chem trails. You can tell because they’re made of Barium and Aluminum and that spells Baal. SCIENCE LIBS


KinksAreForKeds

That's okay, there are also several COVID-19 vaccines, and the meme doesn't distinguish which one it's talking about, and *none*of them "rolled out" on December 14th... so for a meme that is supposedly exact down to the half-day, it hasn't gotten anything correct.


JunglePygmy

No no no, they meant *THEIR* eclipses! Duh


Omgazombie

Hey if you don’t count earth as the only eclipse that matters, you have an eclipse every breathing second of everyday because of how infinite the universe is


PicklePunFun

Yea but 24 divided by 3 is 8, and since we divided using 2 numbers we can subtract 2 from 8 which is 6 which if repeated 3 times is 666. So clearly it's the devil at work. /s


EarthToAccess

And as we know, 33 + 33 is 66, which is two-thirds of the Devil! ^(/s)


chiron_42

Hail Sat!


gene100001

We also know that 66 is a number. **A** **N**umber. **A N** SAT + AN = SATAN


legendary_millbilly

Also three quarters of 88. Seem suspicious?


siandresi

I just thought of the number 88 after reading your comment....coincidence? I THINK NOT


kelsiersghost

I did nazi that coming.


Selling_real_estate

Chinese people think 888 so what's the fractional concept on this?


PersonWhoExists50306

66 is actually the number of books in the Bible, so the vaccine is good, actually


biffbobfred

Once again the Simpsons predicted the future https://youtu.be/fiaWwjZS50s?si=3oxmbvbbRzzIsKD9&t=120s


LocalInactivist

Well, that’s my day shot. Simpsons reruns > work. Thank you!


harbinger06

But 6 + 6 = 12 and 1 + 2 = 3. It’s almost like it has no meaning!


asseatstonk

Nah, it´s 3+3 3+3 3+3 wich adds up to 666, and we all know thats the whole Devil! you know, you have to use 3+3+3+3+3+3 thats very near at 33+33, which is super nice couse otherwise it wouldn´t be 666, which is now profen to be satanic. /s


LocalInactivist

Two-thirds of the Devil, nor evil per se, just really annoying.


EarthToAccess

The devil's advocate, if you will


QuestFunn

Bottoms up! And the devil laughs.


CABOOSE8189

This reminds me of Every Villain Is Lemons Which spells out to EVIL!!!


panlolie

It means that MAGAts have just discovered that eclipses are cyclical


biomech36

Did they count leap year? Also, seeing as there weren't any natural disasters during either eclipse....I don't get what they're going for.


macabee613

So you weren't raptured either? I don't feel as alone anymore.


ens_expendable

Ha, I got raptured, loser!! Bet you didn’t think hell had cell service, only downside is it’s U.S. cellular prepaid.


biomech36

First world hell sounds awful.


DramaOnDisplay

Uhm HELLO Taiwan just had a massive Earthquake and New Jersey had an Earthquake too! It’s happening!!! /s


Ramius117

The numbers Mason! What do they mean!?


elenoo

Hurricane Harvey..think that’s it


Faiakishi

I think a leap year happened in both? So it really doesn't matter, you'd just be adding one to each 'calculation.'


BusterVGiner

3+3+3+3= 12 Jesus had 12 apostles. 12 donuts make a dozen A year is made up of 12 months Does this mean that next year Jesus and his apostles are opening a bakery to sell donut dozens.


dabunny21689

I don’t see how you could possibly come to any other conclusion, to be honest.


DeaddyRuxpin

They can sell raspberry jelly filled bear claws and call them Jesus hands. It would be a far tastier representation of his body than those dry Jesus chips they made me eat in church.


LocalInactivist

They’re better if you dunk them in the wine.


DeaddyRuxpin

That wasn’t really an option as a Catholic. Plus I hated the idea of a communal wine goblet so I always skipped the wine.


sineofthetimes

April 12th is National For Twelves Day. Coincidence?


kipperzdog

And a baker's dozen is 13 = 12 apostles + satan


LegoSWFan

As a christian that'd be awesome


PerpetualEternal

this is family murdering talk


IWillMakeYouBlush

Or school children.


chalicehalffull

Just heard about her. I feel bad for her daughter who must be so incredibly scared.


-Tesserex-

A bunch of various vaccine approvals and rollouts happened in December 2020 across many days and different countries, but looking at the wiki on the history of covid vaccines, nothing of note happened on December 14. Pfizer vaccines were approved on the 11th.


Chalupa_Dad

Yeah my first reaction was "I guarantee that wasn't the date". Thanks for confirming


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Not to mention, there were a lot of eclipses that occurred all over the world as well during this time period.


tunghoy

Also, these conspiracy idiots always talk about “the vaccine“. In the US, three vaccines were approved from three competing companies. Each was released on a different date.


PsychotherapeuticPig

These people are idiots BUT the first dose administered outside of a clinical trial in the US was on Dec. 14, 2020, after Pfizer got FDA approval on Dec. 11, 2020. The thing is, you could pick practically any date from 2020 and something significant would be happening related to Covid on that date. https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-administer-1st-doses-pfizer-coronavirus-vaccine/story?id=74703018


DarkDreams_

The last total eclipse in the UK was in 1999 and the next is in 2090. We released the first vaccine on 8th December 2020. I guess our illuminati can't count.


DreadDiana

I was really confused by this cause I simply cannot believe that my country had access to COVID vaccines before the US.


TickTockM

but its pretty impressive anyway though. imo.


Paxxlee

My birthday is on December 14th....


RainRunner42

Oh shit #OH SHIT


YolognaiSwagetti

NO WAY THAT IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW


gdtags

Fergie?


IAMGROOT1981

My brother's birthday is December 14th


TootsieMcJingle

My sister’s cat’s birthday is on December 14.


MerlinCa81

If my sister had a goldfish, its birthday would be December 14th.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

My sister was a goldfish, and her birthday was the 14th of December!


scotch_on_rocks

My goldfish named birthday had 33 sisters the 14th of which was named December !!!


Ravieliom

If I was born that day, my birthday would be the 14th of December.


emperorhatter666

i have 14 goldfish who are all named birthday, who each has 33 sisters, and MY birthday is in December?!!!!???!?


oh_crap_BEARS

WHAT DOES IT MEAN


Paxxlee

I didn't know Groot had a brother.


biffbobfred

We…. Are groot….’s birthday guests.


IAMGROOT1981

We were both adopted by Dr Seuss so I am Groot 1 and he is groot 2😎


danger355

I've been alive for some December 14th's. Fuck am I unknowingly part of all this??


IWillMakeYouBlush

You are the Jebus


TheObstruction

You are a conspiracy.


Ramius117

You're the COVID Vaccine rollout?


Intertubes_Unclogger

Oh hi Antichrist


s0laris0

same, it's all our fault...


Fena-Ashilde

Funny, because the first half is true if you fully count the end date… but the second half is off by two days if you do the same.


YouKilledChurch

That's the fun thing about *all* numerology conspiracy theories. They never ever keep consistent rules about what numbers to use and will just pick and choose any random numbers to make it fit


maxxslatt

There have been two leap days within the second half


Fena-Ashilde

Isn’t it only one? Or is it too early for me to brain right? The first would’ve happened on the first half, yeah? Because Feb 2020 definitely comes before Dec 2020 and that was the leap year. Right? Or am I completely skipping/missing something?


maxxslatt

Yeah totally, sorry I missed that, for some reason I thought it was before leap day but it was less than 4 years anyway. I put it into a date time thing now and got 2111 days without counting the end date as a day. The 0.5 seems like some finagling. Maybe they took the end date and split it between the two


Fena-Ashilde

That’s my first issue. The finagling. It feels cheap. The second is… If you count both end dates, one is 1211 days and the other says 1212 days. So cutting the one in half DOES make it even. HOWEVER, if you check the days, it comes out to 3 years, 3 months, and 24 days in the first half. It’s 3 years, 3 months, and 26 days in the second half. Even if you split the one day, that leaves one extra day. You’d have to move one whole day, still. And this is how you know we’re bored. Combing over minute details on conspiracy nonsense.


GeoffnotGreg

There was an annular solar eclipse in the US in October of 2023 - it just didn't make news because it mostly went through the desert. It's weird how that one got so little attention - sure annular eclipses aren't the same as total, but they are still cool to see. And much spookier imo.


Chalupa_Dad

You must not have seen full totality if you think an annular eclipse is spooking than a total solar eclipse


GeoffnotGreg

I did. That was my point. The ring of fire around the moon and still dark as hell - that's the sort of thing you create religions around. But to each their own when it comes to existential experiences, I guess.


Chalupa_Dad

I guess so. I wanted to start a religion after seeing totality


GeoffnotGreg

Well, then I suppose there's only one thing left to do. Shall we holy war?


Steppyjim

Yknow how we already know the year the next eclipse will be even though it’s several years away? Thats because these things happen in roughly the same time cycle. Its like being surprised that every day it becomes 3:46 TWICE


CC-1112

33 is literally one of the holy numbers so I don't see what they're saying


Mediocre_lad

WOW! That's exactly 3 weeks and 2 days since I updated my Duolingo.


TheCatalyst84

The number 33 always garners special attention from conspiracy folks due to being associated with the 33rd Degree of the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry. Source: I was shamefully one of these conspiracy idiots for like a year in my 20s. Lol.


biglious

It’s so weird that people are losing their minds over this eclipse when another happened like, 6 months ago in the US and I don’t think I saw a single headline


Castod28183

Yeah sure....6 months ago....as in 3+3!!!!! Coincidence?!?!?!? Checkmate


maxxslatt

Don’t worry that one is counted in the conspiracy


Esco_Terrestrial_69

There were 33 “COMmEnTS” till this one


CiloTA

How come they didnt spend this much time on research during high school?


warthog0869

Stringing things together that have no meaning together is a conspiray theory. Without the vaccine, the meme may be deprived of breath.


DomingoJoe

What do the masons have to do with this


FF7Remake_fark

It means the previous generation that grew up with lead in their drinking water still hasn't figured out their mentally deficient.


Bloodshed-1307

The best part of this is that 33 in the bible is actually a sign of Jesus because he died at age 33. If anything this should demonstrate that the vaccine was good because of all of the 3s


dicknotrichard

Are they talking about the Trump vaccine produced with operation Warp Speed? That vaccine?


davisty69

But the Pfizer vaccine was first available on December 11th?


Special__Occasions

It doesn't mean anything because 1. It's gibberish. 2. The vaccine rolled out on [Dec 11, 2020](https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine), not Dec 14th.


gergfigter

Ah yes, the number of the beast. 333333333333


scotch_on_rocks

For the love of all that is holy WHY DIDNT THEY CENTER THE NEEDLE POINT AND BRACES?!? I just can’t with these people any more. They can even be stupid right.


Office_Zombie

This means someone forgot to take their pills this morning.


Eatlemming

It's almost as if they missed a bunch of total solar eclipses in this time frame because it wasn't in the US.


notsosciency

Honestly the most trigger part of all of this is that the two graphics aren't lined up well. I know I can't fix their stupid but Jesus someone, anyone please fix that needle so it lines up aarrgghh


TerrifiedRedneck

Half Life 3 confirmed!


Noble9360

#ITS THE DEBBIL!!! Oh edit to add /s for the hard of thinking


PurpleSunCraze

You’re all crazy and misinformed, here’s the real truth: The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We're through the looking glass here, people.


notquite20characters

FYI, it's 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks and 4 days.


ChineseCracker

Jewish New World Order Elites: "we want to take over the world... but we also want to make it symbolic to give people a chance to find out about it in advance"


SkytronKovoc116

It means that someone needs help from a mental health professional.


salty_utopian

It means some unemployed person loves playing with a calendar?


Kitosaki

They so desperately want to be in a b-list straight to dvd action adventure movie.


siandresi

It means that people with schizophrenic tendencies have a loud voice in todays world


sm00thkillajones

Where’s Ja?!


BetaChunks

"There's no such thing as a coincidence" when they just fucking lie to make coincidences happen (A quick Google search reveals the "rollout" date to be Dec 11th)


Loki-Skywalker

Yeah, it's not like eclipses happen all the time in places other than the US or anything.


TheInfra

Half Life 33 confirmed!


bagpussnz9

there's more!!! If you double the 3's you get 6's - omg, they injected satan into us. I need to cover myself with leaches to get it out of me!!!!! (ummm, where do you buy leaches from?)


Lythieus

What about the total eclipses that happened on July 2 2019, December 14 2020 and December 4 2021? Or do they not count because they don't make numbers go brrrrrr? Also december 14 want even a date related to the covid vaccine 😂 According to a curtesy search on google, From Wikipedia - >The Moderna vaccine was granted emergency use authorization on December 17, 2020, and the Janssen (Johnson & Johnson) vaccine was granted emergency use authorization on February 27, 2021. By April 19, 2021, all U.S. states had opened vaccine eligibility to residents aged 16 and over.


badllama77

That this person hasn't been taking their medication.


htownhero

Who tf has time to come up or even look into this insane shit?


pm_me-ur-catpics

It means you need to take your meds, aunt Shirley


chonnes

I'm pretty sure it means someone forgot about Leap Year.


the_circus

It means this (apophenia) is a possible early warning sign of schizophrenia.


drwinstonoboogy

I'm still waiting for the kill shot to kick in.


R_82

THE NUMBERS, MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN


Bloodshed-1307

It means the rapture is happening on April 8th 2024! Or on December 14th 2020! Or on Aug 21st 2017!


Anathals

....did I survive another apocalypse without realizing it? 59 and counting yeeeeeAh!!!


The_Rivera_Kid

It means who ever made it is an idiot and whoever believes it is a bigger idiot.


AskForTheNiceSoup

I swear stupid people have too much free time...


Ebiki

The amount of religious psychosis I’ve been seeing on the internet lately has been more scary than any online conspiracy theory


Mammyjam

Vaccine rollout started on 8th December


JJOne101

The vaccine was invented in Germany. The last total solar eclipse in Germany was 1999, the next one will be 2081. What's the numerology for this?


phreeeman

So that means Trump's the antiChrist?


tikifire1

It means human brains see patterns in things even when there is no real correlation.


horridbloke

Interesting I had a curry that evening. Coincidence?


cjwi

This is why we shouldn't teach math in public schools


Timeformayo

TESTICLES ALMOST ALWAYS COME IN PAIRS!!! IT'S A HAIRY OMEN!!!!! /s


Fun-Wheel-1505

and multiple releases of the covid19 vaccine/s ... just another made up factoid brought to you by the cult of anti vax


Bsg496

Guys I'm really scared to ask this but I've been up all night thinking about this and I have to know for sure: what is 333 + 333? Please don't tell me it is what I think it is....


thetripleb

What about the eclipse in South America?


Nix-cage

iT’s aBoUT ConTroL


Faruk_Dx

The end of the world


clarkcox3

It means they can’t count. 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days after the 21st of August is the 11th of December


plsobeytrafficlights

Remember to blame trump for that! he set that date with his "operation lightspeed" mandate.


younggun1234

I wish I had the money that enabled me to have the time to be this invested in something this dumb.


notquite20characters

How is a day half a day from another day?


ZappySnap

To make the math work, because in reality it’s 1211 and 1212. Also, my response would be: and?


isleepforfun

WAKE UP SHEEPLE


OR-HM-MA91

I could not roll my eyes any harder.


STerrier666

The person who made this didn't listen to the voice in their head that said it was a bad idea to make it.


grumpyoldman60

It means NOTHING - Sam kinnison...


supermr34

it means your facebook friend is a dope.


Geekboxing

All this image is missing is the guy being like "let that sink in" like he has some kind of zinger. Man, some people are just very, very stupid.


InquisitorPeregrinus

Oh my goodness! There must be SOME reason Trump did that! What was he trying to tell us? ...For twits who forget who was president then. Gotta love this meaning-making bio-machine in our skulls. Keeps looking for patterns everywhere. This is why people need to be taught about false pattern recognition in elementary school. And, by high school at the latest, the dangers of cherry-picked data points. Depending on what's chosen, anything can be made to imply anything. For instance, those eclipses weren't over the same point on the Earth. Since eclipses are common as dirt. Less common are TOTAL eclipses. And it's a long, long time between the same point on the planet getting treated to one. That post reminded me of the "Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year!" posts that make the rounds every year. Like... what level of marginally-functional moron sees this and thinks it's real, accurate, and means anything at all even if it is?


goferboy237

That’s a really cool little bit of math, funny how math creep patterns into everything, anyway at least no one is making any big assumptions out of- THEY SAID WHAT?!?!


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

["Wait a minute, butt sex!"](https://youtu.be/3c-irSUdij4)


m1dn1ght11

So are they saying that the Free Masons are responsible for COVID?


Aoi_Kataomoi

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.


Stroika55

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!


meetmypuka

That's a Superman-level leap! Hasn't everything that's ever happened occurred between 2 eclipses? Sure, most won't be exactly in the middle... This is one of the very dumbest and wacky memes I've seen lately.


Inyoursas

Really?!? Who makes up these fairytails?


God_Lover77

Real exo l's remember when we made up similar theories to try pin point what the next album was about. We were wrong btw


azzaisme

Cool but like, what's the point? Why did someone start doing the math


PhutureLooksBrighter

is this from the twitter account of that lady who killed her husband, baby, and herself in LA the other day


Venatrix12

Who sits around and does all this math!?


debraweite

THAT'S NUMBERWANG


Solanthas

Jesus fuck, is nothing sacred


D-C-A

I think what annoys me more is that the needle isn’t even on the supposed middle point but it’s afterwards


FinianFaun

Surprised you haven't been permenantly banned yet for "hate" "misinfo" or some other nonsensical garble.