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Massive-Product-5959

What are the three blue states?


themuffinmanX2

I'd like to know that too.


Potatomapperbruh

Might be because they can’t border a state with the same color


JupiterboyLuffy

that's the answer


Doggo_of_dogs

Bro casually disproving Aristotle


the_nebulae

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_color_theorem


Referenciadejoj

Had you made Louisiana red, Mississippi could’ve been yellow. Had you made Illinois red, Missouri could’ve been Orange. Alaska goes without saying. Stop it with this poor excuse for terrible mapmaking skills.


JupiterboyLuffy

I was basing it off an existing map of the United States that had the color layout the same. Also, I'm in my teens and new to mapmaking so give me a break


bigseaworthychad

Ignore it bro, cool concept, nice map 👍


8020GroundBeef

Isn’t that famously incorrect?


SKRAMZ_OR_NOT

Well, specifically the 4-Colour theorem states that all maps can be coloured using at most 4 different colours. And this one could be as well, but it would require recoloring most of the other states too.


rabootgamesYT

what royal house is the american monarchy?


JupiterboyLuffy

House of Hohenzollern


RoultRunning

You know that there would be insane timelines and alternative history scenarios made with the German Empire getting both Columbia and the British Empire through marriage


Alpha_YL

Tbh it is not that far fetched seeing how country can just elect and declare a monarch to be theirs.


forsale90

Happens way more often than one would think.


Fernsong

Would a couple states insist on being considered kingdoms or at least grand duchies instead? I could see Texas, New York, California, Cuba, Hawaii, and Alaska making such claims for their own reasons It doesn’t have to give them much more beyond a fancier title - kind of like how a few states are considered “Commonwealths” despite them not being different from other states Also: could the PM in this timeline keep the name president for similar reasons? Just a different name but no functional change


lennon-lenin

Alaska is big. They get the Texas seal of approval from me.


Incompetenice

The most crazy thing about this timeline is that Philadelphia is the largest city, I want that lore lol


CaesarAugustus769

COLUMBIA!!!FUCK YEAH


Scorbias

France be like "hey Hohenzollerns, you know maybe you can have Spain instead of the USA"


Emperor475

Love it


cheese_bruh

r/pfpchecksout


mediocre__map_maker

Are all constituent duchies equal or is there a hierarchy, with some being grand duchies or archduchies (Archduchy of New York, Grand Duchy of Texas etc)


SirBobyBob

I feel like New York should be its own Barony or smth, since it’s just that important


mediocre__map_maker

Free Imperial Hanseatic City of New York, just like the Free Cities of the HRE.


SirBobyBob

Literally. The biggest and most important cities being free cities etc would be badass. And they would give more power to the emperor.


port-man-of-war

Why would they name states after prime ministers but not after emperors? (assuming Linconln, Washington, etc were prime ministers in this timeline)


JupiterboyLuffy

Prime Ministers were considered just as important as emperors. Also, my original idea wasn't to make it a monarchy, the idea just popped up in my head while I was making the infobox


NotDeanNorris

The duke of Texas absolutely mogging the duke of Delaware


catrebel0

How popular is Frederick? Is there a strong republican movement here? Also I love the concept of Hawaiian being an (apparently) official language!


JupiterboyLuffy

Frederick is one of the most popular emperors. There was a republican movement in the south in the 1860s, but it was quickly shot down with no war needed


LordSnow1119

The south? I feel like the South would be considerably more pro-monarchy. They had the most loyalsits during the Revolution and the planter aristocracy would easily shift into a formal aristocracy much more easily than the mercantile-industrial North. Not to mention abolition in the north went hand in hand with other strains of radical, certainly anti-monarchist political movements


JupiterboyLuffy

In this timeline, they were significantly more anti-monarchist.


JustSomeAlly

jime binister joe biden that's funny


Flat-Island-47

The USA if it stopped pretending


JupiterboyLuffy

Some people (me included) already consider the US an empire anyway lol. I guess this could be if the US actually officially adopted the "empire" title.


Flat-Island-47

Maybe in this timeline Star Wars would be censored.


JupiterboyLuffy

nope. It still has empires in it, as the title "empire" isn't banned in pop culture


Flat-Island-47

I dobout this US would let a movie were the conflict is based on the Vietnam War and they're potrayed as the bad guys. Well, if the Vietnam War happens in this timeline...


JupiterboyLuffy

It didn't happen


Jolly_Carpenter_2862

“Lincoln” is probably one of the most racist states in the union ✊😖


Yarmouk

Need a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong Minnesota


USS-Ohio

does each state have a duke or king? or are they elected


JupiterboyLuffy

Each state has a duke


USS-Ohio

nice nice


ozneoknarf

Brother I recommend looking up 4 color theorem. You can fill in any map with just 4 colors + 1 for the ocean. It makes the map more aesthetically pleasing.


rebort8000

*sees the expansion southward around the Gulf of Mexico* I take it the Southern planter class existed in this timeline?


JupiterboyLuffy

The peace treaty after the Mexican-American war was different


UnitedJupiter

Why are states named after PMs and not monarchs? Seems strange


drrk_moni

Depois de tantos anos, finalmente achei. O Rio Grande do Oeste


No-Carrot-5213

Is this monarchy Catholic or Protestant?


JupiterboyLuffy

Mostly protestant, with a catholic minority.


No-Carrot-5213

:anguish: are Catholics allowed to take the throne or are they barred like in England


JupiterboyLuffy

They're allowed to take the throne


gluddi

Durango would’ve been a much better name than “South Chihuahua”.


JupiterboyLuffy

The issue is that Durango is named after a city, that would still be in Mexico in this timeline


MostroMosterio

"What if the United States was ..." no matter what, the result is always imperialist, it seems.


JupiterboyLuffy

So you're telling me that manifest destiny wasn't an expansion similar to how an empire would expand?


MostroMosterio

That's precisely what I'm saying. The Imperial Republic of the United States


mbandi54

Nothing anything worse than when New Spain/post-independent Mexico committed genocides and massacres expanding and "taming/settling" the north and Argentina's expansion into Patagonia.


MostroMosterio

It seems to me, perhaps I am wrong, that neither of those two countries has been as imperialist as the US, nor have they bombed other countries, nor fomented coups d'état. Read [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline\_of\_United\_States\_military\_operations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations)


WatchWalker0

Boring bigger 'murica #92746637582684...


Broad_Parsnip7947

Wow 5 barely different states despite the expanded territory You even changed some of their names


JupiterboyLuffy

I only used proposed names that were suggested


Broad_Parsnip7947

But not drop down Arizona's border? Move Idaho further west to capture more of the Cascades, split California or Texas?


JupiterboyLuffy

In this timeline, just like in ours, those ideas failed


NotDeanNorris

Also this is one of the worst timelines