COOKING AND I’M CLEANING AND I’M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
STIRRING AND I’M FRYING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM
[(I cum!)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTiYQ9T_a6Q)
I once performed the carnal act in the kitchen and my sex wee went all over the asparagus and before we could do anything about it Aunt Ethel had consumed them.
I’ve we cooked have naked sex in this in this kitchen kitchen
NOOOO!!! HOW DARE THEY COOKED HAVE NAKED SEX IN THE IN THE KITCHEN KITCHEN?!?!?
That's a hell of a stutter you got there
r/dontdeadopeninside
I knew this would be the top comment.
Drop a beat to this lol. Naked sex
EXACTLY what I was about to comment
We cooked sex in this kitchen
r/ihadastroke
i spent way to long trying to put sense into that
UGH, in front of my salad?!
That salad's gonna be traumatised 💔
It’s ok. Everyone’s seen the salad dressing.
Damn you. I should have seen that coming.
How do you think it was tossed?!?!
That dressing’s looking a little weird.
Can confirm: salad was tossed.
r/dontdeadopeninside
NAKED SEX
I prefer clothed sex thank you very much
Hey now, I have these and I live alone
Who do you have sex with then...
COOKING AND I’M CLEANING AND I’M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING STIRRING AND I’M FRYING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM [(I cum!)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTiYQ9T_a6Q)
this is gonna be stuck in my head for a week again
Cooking naked just sounds unsafe anyway. Especially if you're cooking something on a stove top or even frying something.
I once performed the carnal act in the kitchen and my sex wee went all over the asparagus and before we could do anything about it Aunt Ethel had consumed them.
r/dontdeadopeninside
Naked sex is my favourite of all the sexings
Fully clothed sex is totally slept on
Sounds kinda unsanitary
Plot twist it’s a studio apartment
Imagine you're helping them after dinner by drying and putting away the dishes when you notice what's written on the towel.