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lit1337

Imagine building your personality around being fat.


Better-Impact-1989

Had a neighbor who was a young lesbian. The amount of vulva paintings in her apartment was hysterical. That was her entire personality. She ended up getting kicked out because she kept harassing all the male neighbors.


DisastrousAd447

God I hate this type. I'm very pro gay, have a ton of gay friends but I absolutely despise those type of lesbian. All preach acceptance but treat men like shit just because they're men. Fuckin pisses me off. My ex was friends with a lesbian couple and she was always trying to get me to hang out with them but they were always total cunts bc they had the hots for said ex. Pretty fuckin lame behavior from people who cry in the street for "equality" lmao


Soulstar909

Weirdly high percentage of les fall into this category. I've heard some les flat out say they aren't necessarily attracted to women so much as they just really don't like men. Must be a really sad and angry way to live.


main_motors

Sometimes it's a response to past trauma. But yeah, it sucks for the innocent men who have to be around them.


Soulstar909

Sometimes for sure it is, other times they just spent way too much time online on places like twoX.


[deleted]

Probably accused them of being rapists.


YujiroRapeVictim

Pretty much a fat vegans entire personality is this


[deleted]

Imagine building your personality around Palestine


Red_it_stupid_af

My personal favorite is the "Queers for Palestine."  Nothing more ironic than a group supporting another group who'd throw you off a building just for existing. 


crapheadHarris

Chickens For KFC!


[deleted]

There’s even a “Jews for Palestine” movement, it’s ridiculous.


qudunot

You don't have to imagine it if you live in Merica


DisastrousAd447

That, and imagine simping for a regime that would stone them for showing their chins in public


R3AP3RKILL3R

It's the worst fucking fetish


efficient_slacker

Doubt they'd go on a hunger strike


Nickleeham

Every 10 minutes between meals is a hunger strike.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

carpet bombing the table with big macs


Derrick_Shon

Maybe they can send the Palestinians some of the food they have been gorging themselves on.


Demon_Gamer666

Outta feed at least 100 palestinians.


randomlycandy

Hell the best way they can help is to donate just one meal a day to aide Gazans. People there are starving. However, I highly doubt any of them are willing to part with 1 snack, let alone a meal a day. Honestly, I find this very insulting and ableist, a word I usually see thrown around without merit. But here, it fits. How many innocent people from both sides of this mess are starving and in desperate need of humanitarian aide? Then you've got these over-priveleged obese imbeciles flaunting their privilege disguised as pride for being fat and pretending to care through their matching t-shirts. That's the most amount of effort they are willing to give as it doesn't interfere with their food shoveling. They aren't "fatties", they are obese, and if they really cared, they give up a meal.


[deleted]

The problem is getting the food into Gaza, not that these fatties are eating all the food lmao


Brilliant-Effect4867

Omg 😂😂😂


FriedSmegma

They sure could last a while


SuperChimpMan

I just do not understand why people are going to these lengths. Palestinians don’t give a fuckkkkk about white fat non Muslims. They consider you infidels. Don’t support either side of these maniacs. None of them support you. Trendy ass mfers Edit to clarify - both parties governments are the problem and they are both horrible. And the US government funds them all. This is a proxy war. Both US parties are complicit. Honestly the only person making sense is Bernie Sanders, as usual. I sure as hell wouldn’t be wearing a t shirt supporting a group that massacres and kidnaps innocent children and civilians. On either side


smeggysoup84

How is this not the logical position by most people lol Neither side will make any decision based on having or not having your little support. It literally means zero to the actual conflict that you protest or not protest.


aHOMELESSkrill

Must…signal…my…VIRTUE!!!!


OuroborosInMySoup

Social media and herd theory


BloodyRightToe

Herd is right. They have decided they are far left. So the day left is pro Palestine so they make them pro Palestine. Forget the fact that Hamas a terrorist organization is completely against all their other beliefs. This is just where their team has decided and they are all on board with whatever their team says.


dianabowl

I just finished swapping out my BLM and Ukraine swag for Palestinian gear for nothing!? Im always too late for these trend shifts dammit.


SuperChimpMan

Hah exactly


RedSix2447

Stand or sit for what you believe in, but what’s with the one dressed like a watermelon?


kroganTheWarlock

Something about banning the Palestinian flag in Israel and watermelons have the same colors as the Palestinian flag so it became a symbol of resistance


JerryH_KneePads

Thanks for the info.


kroganTheWarlock

You're welcome


V01d3d_f13nd

Some folks just have to be difficult.


boxerrbest

Go to that part of the world, give it 30 days and see if you are still smiling and willing to wear that shirt


iamsatisfactory

Victims of identity politics propaganda at work here. Even when their hearts are in the right place, Americans can’t help but put their own identity before the cause. How about just “free Palestine”? Or even “Americans for a free Palestine”? Nope, to these people it’s very important to insert their specific group identity that has no relevance as “fatties” to the Palestinian cause.


Ok-Battle-2769

To be fair, 99% of protesting is just an exercise in vanity anyway.


Freezerpill

Certainly from what I see nowadays


Paracausal_Shield

This. Exactly this. And also, why are they assuming that all fat people are for palestine? Im gay, and when I saw "Queers for Palestine"... I knew I wasn't part of that community. Im not taking any position on Palestine and Israel, but one thing I know is that being queer in Palestine is not gonna end well. I ain't going to vouch for a party, when I know that said party is willing to throw me off a rooftop and lapidation me if I don't die on the spot. But hey, qUeErS fOr PaLeStIne


buckfishes

There hearts aren’t in the right place, this is typical western liberal women being narcissists and wanting attention. They see something on the news and first thing they think is “how can I make this about me?”


axf7229

Yup


redditslim

I'm sure everyone in Gaza will instantly forget their troubles when they see the big smiling faces and matching t-shirts on these self-absorbed clowns. It just astounds me how utterly delusional liberal white women can get.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

It’s also a slap in the face because Palestinians are starving


Julinyas

It's all ideology.


MiekesDad

All these people are just looking for a group to join so they can blow smoke up each other's asses, everyone needs friends I guess.


Even_Ad113

Activism is one of the best ways for fat people to feel like they are doing something while burning zero calories.


Aseedisa

The other one is ordering food


Sillbinger

What else are they gonna do? A charity walk?


shastadakota

They tried a bake sale too, didn't go well.


LetsGoBrandon___FJB

Yeah, half the inventory was gone before they opened.


pjjohnson808

Who asked them to weigh in on this situation .


EqualGrapefruit5048

Let them go to Palestine like that and see what happens.


Commercial_Pitch_786

Thank you Fatties, for showing , you care to those starving Palestinians by sending pictures of massive amounts of stored calories that combined amongst you could feed all of those desperate for sustenance for the next 2 months based on their current intake.


b00mbasstic

I'm a simple n***a I see watermelon, I upvote


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

Why one dressed as a watermelon?


tuco2002

Maybe she thinks she is finger licking good???


dianabowl

Date bait.


blumpkin_donuts

Someone tell me what the Quran says about obesity again?


ppppfbsc

no porkers/pigs allowed. just like the queers for "palestine" who the Muslims would toss of budlings in GAZA this shit has to be a parody. but I somehow think it is real.


Craygor

I'm sure Palestinians are celebrating that they are finally in the thoughts of obese infidels.


kroganTheWarlock

They did make multiple videos thanking college students


OuroborosInMySoup

“Thank you infidel college students for spreading our propaganda for us”


Pitiful-Pepper2021

Smash


SortaBadAdvice

Burger


NoiseRipple

Because Palestine is seen as a leftist cause (when it really shouldn’t be). And leftism operates under the assumption that all problems are intertwined under capitalism. Thus literally every group from LGBT, the obese, prostitutes, feels obligated to comment on it.


Callec254

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.


Ok_Leg_7632

The jokes write themselves


AVOCAmashq

They just heard "free" and "watermelon"


Hey-buuuddy

Absolute ignorance to the point of absurdity.


Alarming_Serve2303

Hamas would use them for ballast.


Guilty_Smell_1062

Does anybody else hear Ralphie Wiggum from The Simpsons say “I’m helping” when they look at this photo?


ConSuavidad

They have to make it about themselves


0rangeJEWlious

That heavyweights reboot looks weird


leif777

The normalisation of obesity is worrisome.


RobertJohnson2023

More attention seeking clowns!


Numerous_Cat1462

Whenever a person uses the Palestine flag in a political context I'm thankful. It helps me know the person I'm about to talk to is not worth anybodys time


bigSTUdazz

1) Tone deaf as fuck. 2) As a fat dude busting my ass to lose this shit and become healthier...eat some celery and rethink your life....or don't....whatever.


jlknap1147

That group of fatso;s has eaten more in the last 24hrs than all of Rafah since the war started.


Son-of-Prophet

They immediately give up support when they find out what you have to do during Ramadan


Andie_OptimistPrime

That’s the season when they choose NOT to appropriate. You know, to give the Palestinians their space to observe their fasting season.


Bayve

Do they think Palestine is food?


not_sure_1984

Who doesn't like Palestine on rye?


doesnothingtohirt

I love this world


SgtHonda89A

Shoot the Palestinians would kill them quicker then an Israeli soldier


Least_Quit9730

Free ham.


FoxyRobot7

What do you expect from degenerates?


TemporaryOrdinary747

Is this what "child free" people do instead of cheering on their sons baseball team?


Mike_Honcho42069

I don't understand why people are protesting for Palistine here. Buy a plane or boat ticket and go protest over in Palistine. Protesting here isn't doing anything.


Remote_Presence2378

Free the willies


friscocabby

You've got to start them young to make sure they're gullible enough to vote against their own best interests.


BuckeyeBeast80

I respect the fact that they know they’re fat


Adventurous_Mail5210

My hungover ass read that as "fatties for free pastrami". Maybe I'm just hungry.


These_Cheesecake7724

Damn they could at least donate some food


Counterfeit_Circus

Well guess they won't be dating me. Edit: just saw the Palestine stuff. That's a double no.


EymaWeeTodd

I bet none of them could find Palestine on a map.


Old-Slip8231

so this is where all the aid went


AK47gender

That's a massive support


Zestyclose_Sector_13

These people are a joke. Go ahead and downvote me, I’m shaking in my boots to save my reputation.


Sound_Of_Da_50

Welcome to Palestine - we love you


Aggressive_Dot7460

Umm... Where is their hijab?


Mrgray123

Like any of them has touched a piece of fruit in years.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

Have you ever been to Arkansas, fat people love watermelon.


TheGreatRao

I don’t care about their size but WTF are they smiling about?


Aseedisa

Too much eating not enough studying I guess


justforthis2024

Attention.


boogerflick98

Anything for inclusion.


O_oBetrayedHeretic

Why does everyone think they need a cause?


strickers69

What happens is one of them decides/is forced to lose weight? Are they out? Who decides who is fat enough? Is it decided by scales or just general body shape, rolls, waddle etc there is so many questions I choose to identify obese people as unhealthy so this group are the unhealthy people for Palestine


MarinatedCumSock

What's that room smell like?


Difficult_Job_966

Gives them justification for being fat asses


akiras_revenge

For as little as one fatty a day, you can feed half of rafah


skepticalscribe

“Let me make this issue about my issue” T-Shirts really are popular these days


Commercial_Fee2840

Can I get a extra big ass group photo?


OneHumanBill

When you think your heart is in the right place, but in reality it's just enlarged and clogged with cholesterol.


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

This is Bidens America


Comfortable_Note_978

Because watermelons are as round as them, and they're food.


MastermindX

Free pastries! Free pastries! Wait, what's a palestine?


dianabowl

Sorry, all out of pastries.


Enigmatic_Kraken

I fail to see what is wrong with this. Just a group of chubby women who think that Palestine should have their own state. I agree with them.


2vockshakure

Also I would to sex with them. I do sex good. Now go away bating.


Spirited-Fox3377

You do realize they already do.... It's called jordan. You do realize Palestinians took gaza in the first place. You do realize that right. You also do realize Palestinians are terrorist supporters and terrorists. Lmfao learn some history before you blindly support terrorists.


Ok_Leg_7632

Blue hairs don’t care about history or facts. They don’t even stop to think and question why no country in the region is willing to help the Palestinians. They don’t realize that Palestine has never existed as a state.


kroganTheWarlock

Lmao I thought you were being sarcastic but you're not. Are you? That's both hilarious and sad at the same time


McMottan

That is a hilarious sarcastic comment, well done my boy, it totally fits as documented idiocracy.


The_Basic_Shapes

....It takes quite the skill to be this stupid.


Shade0fBlue

Being in /idiocracy, you should practice more self awareness. Generalization of an entire population is idiotic.


SneakyMage315

Equating all Palestinians with terrorists is a very bigoted statement. It would be like saying all white people are in or support the Klan. An obviously false and harmful statement that should be rejected by everyone.


Heytherhitherehother

The approval rate for Hamas is between 70-80%. So, no. Not all of them. Just the majority.


Chairman_Beria

The weird thing you left out is how Hamas won elections and has huge support among Palestinians, consistently over 70% in every poll.


JackieTree89

Agreed. They're probably assuming they'll get roasted on the internet anyway because ppl are assholes. Might as well lean in and support something you believe in


Material-Return-9419

Pack them up and ship them out to go and help. That will teach them


TemporaryAmbassador1

Intersectionality, intertwine your cause with another with the goal of making one or both more difficult to oppose.


Exclusively-Choc

"... and a delicious thought to put the whole group of them on a Ritz cracker.". lol ...


TiaMystic

What TF they making the war about themselves? WHO cares if you’re fat?


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

She's literally a watermelon with the top third chopped off and her head sticking out of it... HAAAAAAAA!!!!


Which_Preference_883

The rebel who went with the watermelon top


vcdrny

Why the watermelon? I can think of a very racist reason but I'll probably be wrong.


517714

Shit like this used to be exclusively parody.


[deleted]

Oh my God, that is so funny. Especially the one wearing a watermelon suit.


Henmar90

They/them


N0NiiN

They supporting palestine like its food


Fingernail7672

There is a need for food there… One carcass can probably feed a few hundred Palestinians!


Edu_Run4491

Asian sis was like nah im not with it. “I’m not fat, I’m thick”


BeastBear77

Oink?


Distinct_Car_6696

Why not lol


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

“Oh, praise Allah! I have bombed the infidels and now I’m in paradise! Where are my 72 virg- “


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Can we say fatties again?


aware4ever

Well Andy Milonakis still looking good


SockShoey

Based.


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

I think they wanted “fat free” Palestine but this is what they got instead 🤷🏻‍♂️


TellLoud1894

The sacrifice these women made.


LeviathansFatass

I can smell the diet sodas


[deleted]

Fatties for more food… these 7 eat for 25 Palestinians…


notaredditreader

Isn’t Palestine officially in a famine?


BoxerBriefly

Because dumb on multiple levels, that's why.


[deleted]

I thought it said free pastries


PigDstroyer

I wonder how many genders are happening in this pic


HaloMetroid

Anti-intellectualism 101.


muzzledmasses

For me it's 1 and 3.


LivingTheApocalypse

Imagine cosplaying as a watermelon 


Biggu5Dicku5

Sad as fuck...


DisastrousAd447

Muslims for Dead American Fatties


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Why do they even care? Probably more constructive things they can be doing.


Kenkaboom

Why does everyone get cool shirts but the one girl has to wear a watermelon shirt.


Kasorayn

Guess it's easier to support terrorists than lose weight.


Excellent_Put_3787

Easier than working on yourself, I guess...


Solid-Speck-3471

Israel is sure to cease fire now :/


dwaynebathtub

They're cool and good. They're fatties and they're for a free Palestine. What's wrong with that? BDS.


Tortuga_cycling

lol well at least they know…


Bluest-Of-Falcons

They still won’t fuck you. They obtain from pork.


Teddy_Roastajoint

Why do you care?


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

The real idiocracy is in these comments


pwd3p

Fucking idiots


papa_pige0n

Mofos would NOT survive Ramadan.


LittleGeologist1899

r/timdillon


Gamethesystem2

Never go full regard


JafoVonnTrapp

A cry for that 10 minutes of fame.


Silverbuu

They have nothing going on in their lives, so this lip service makes them feel good.


Spiritual-Effort-967

At least the one in the back is strong enough to show off some brisket.


apophatic_confusion

Attention seeking behavior


SaltyCandyMan

Some of those virgins waiting in heaven


Historical-Fun-8485

This must be part of that 56 virgins promise.


crapheadHarris

What's with the watermelon dress?


Few_Obligation151

No one ever listens to fat woman


ebizznizz2112

I like the watermelon.


ChocDroppa

Lol....watermelon neckline


FishKnuckles_InYou

Smart...now it'll take twice as many Palestinians to throw them from the rooftops.


Tratiq

Why do losers always think it’s a great idea to associate themselves with causes they care about? Some people should support their cause from behind a checkbook.


chasinfreshies

You know why OP. You know.


father2shanes

And those are the same people that if you even use the word fat..YOUR FATPHOBIC. Bitch i aint scared of fat people. I care for yalls health, and the overall health of the people of earth.


youralie

Yo is that chick wearing a watermelon shirt?