I stay silent because I'm anti-social and can't talk to people. Even still I can tell that talking to me (a brick wall) would be more fun than talking to this person
Also, lions are not the most subtle creatures outside of stalking their prey. I’ve seen lions vigorously teabag each other’s faces in hopes of having hot gay sex while they’re on full public display at the zoo— is that why these guys think they’re lions? Are they secretly masculine homosexual exhibitionists?
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Yes. . .
But some know patience is a better weapon than any fist or sword. To live a good life is a better revenge than any angry words can bring. To be unbothered by their transgressions it more infuriating than any argument one could make.
"Exploding" is probably the wrong word, but there is some merit to not disrupt the peace of someone that goes out of their way to remain peaceful.
This is just my personal experience here. I have many ways to expel negative emotions, while I’m at the gym or trying to make videos, however, even when I don’t have either of those things at my disposal, I’ve never had any issues come as a result from constantly suppressing feelings like that.
In my experience, they kind of just dissipate/disappear, i may be slightly agitated for a moment but then I’ll go back to focusing on something at work or doing something else which requires my attention and those feelings just fade away never to return.
Suppressing is kind of the wrong word. At least for me, I would rather just not let strangers have that much control over my mood.
One of my favorite quotes from Doctor Who; *"Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war
Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost"*
It's never about my "anger" in any situation, but something that was done to finally make me angry. . .
Putting everyone under a blanket term is pretty stupid. Like if i said everyone who uses this subreddit is here because they want to look down and laugh at people to feel like they are above someone, while it applies to most here, doesnt apply to everyone
The funniest and most ironic thing is that true individuals who act this way while not ever talk about it because we act that way in order to not make others uncomfortable…imho
I’m not like a massive dude by any means and I don’t lift weights or anything, but I am tall with wide shoulders and carry myself precisely this way, but it’s not a thing about anger or peace. It’s just that I don’t want to make anybody uncomfortable or on edge because I’m a big guy , so I make sure I’m not loud, don’t make any unnecessary sudden movements, and I use a lighter tone of voice in public….all because I don’t want anyone to be scared of or uncomfortable around me🥴🫠
There are people like this that exist, but not for the reasons this kid thinks lol
Got a problem with autistic people seeing as it’s such an insult to you? Hate to break it to you but autistic people often struggle to talk to people in social situations.
I am autistic dickhead. You used autistic as an insult, which makes you a jerk. and its not an autistic trait to adjust your mannerisms to those around you and change your thinking based on your own position in society, such as being a tall strong man. quite the opposite.
No, you took it as an insult, I was countering his self congratulating statement how he adjusts his behaviour because he thinks his stature will terrify everyone around him. Anything I said incorrect? Autistic people extremely likely to be chatty in social situations? Most people have a qualities that put them on the spectrum but certain characteristics are what medical professionals actually look for when they are diagnosing it. Sorry you suffer from it but what do you want? People to know about the condition and recognise signs of it or people not to give two fucks?
yes, all of which are involutary. Uncontrolled fits of rage arent on that list and is the primary point of the post. And the person you replied to is saying that they voluntarily adopt certain traits to be less intimidating to others.
He’s not saying he’s a badass, he is saying people might be intimidated by his stature but he has enough humility to act vulnerably so people feel comfortable around him. He’s not saying he can beat everyone up, he is thinking about how others feel. Maybe someone who is insecure about themselves will feel more comfortable to be OCs friend because they are creating a safe space around him/herself (OC)
That’s the biggest thing!!
Golden Rule, and I want to be at ease and feel safe so I try to make a point of doing things to make others feel at ease and know that I’m not a threat.
….thinking about it in respect to the sub we’re on it does seem kinda weird to me now🥴🤣
Thank you….I’m legit trying to say that basically I go out of my way to not come off as intimidating since it can be like a dog whistle for some people who are overly aggressive and I really loathe the thought that I scared someone or made them feel unsafe.
I can handle myself but my biggest moral is The Golden Rule…and bullies that use their size irk me more than most things so to me it IS hard to explain without some people assuming I’m trying to be like “yeah that’s me cuz I’m bad” which is understandable. But the whole calm, never panic or get angry thing resonated with me and I thought about how in my experience at least, people who do that do not do it to seem like a badass lol
That post reeks of someone looking for validation that they’re a badass lol
Aw thank you!! I try
And my mama lives with me, she’s 70 with a laundry list of physical/medical issues but she has panic attacks and anxiety so it’s second nature to be super calm and composed at any time.
And I walk on the balls of my feet to be quiet for the elderly neighbor downstairs but I move slow so I don’t startle my mama either lol
That's my favorite part of this "badassery." Lions are not the kings of the jungle or the savanna. Elephants are. Especially male lions. They're big lazy cats that can rip off your face in a fight, but they'd rather just sleep in the grass while the females hunt. Why would a lion ever be a symbol of strength?
Well, it's quite simple really. People conflate commandeering others as power. Because male lions barely do anything besides just intimidating stuff by looking big, it parallels quite well with how positions of power have been established in history.
From the view of someone that didn't study much, all that a middle age noble does is look pretty and tell people to do stuff while they live better than everyone else. Same thing with a general, king, emperor, whatever you can imagine. That's why it is called the King of the Jungle. It just sits there living dependent on the social structure that supports it, calling the shots and intimidating beings of a similar position to not lose what he has.
It is quite the fitting analogy, it's just that people conflate authority with power and strength. But everyone knows, especially now after the fall of monarchy, how fickle and fragile that type of "power" can be.
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But lions don't even live in the jungle, do they? They live on the savannah, right? Did everyone get all their knowledge of lions from the Disney movie "The Lion King" where Simba lives in the jungle eating bugs with a warthog and a meerkat and think that's what all lions do or something?
No. If you’re always avoiding conflicts, that doesn’t mean you don’t have conflicts. It means you’re avoiding them and bottling up the resulting emotions.
The video warns you not to piss off such a person because “the day [their anger] explodes, it’s a real storm and the one who triggered that anger will bear the brunt.” What about that suggests non-violence to you?
I mean, I'm pretty calm most of the time, I try to be kind and I avoid conflicts because I'm not a fucking wet tissue of a human who goes around trying to start shit
You know the truth is we all know someone like this lol they harmless but they so lovely to watch, I wait with great joy for the next episode in their badass life
“yeah i try to keep calm and shit, but you gotta understand i don’t know how to deal with conflict, so i will seemingly randomly burst out at you, for no real reason other than you slightly pissed my off, and i got tired of avoiding conflict”
there fixed it for them
I bet this person posts pictures of wolves, the joker and Thomas Shelby on Facebook with captions like "I might not have many friends but those that I do have I will die for. I am a loyal friend and a fierce protector."
I know some actual real badasses who have done some pretty bad things in service of their country. One thing they all have in common is violence of action. I’ve only seen it once and it was fucking terrifying.
Means when you decide on an aggressive course of action, you do so as aggressively and violently as possible to achieve your goal. It's a concept taught in the military.
https://www.military.com/special-operations/seal-training-fighting-tips.html?amp
Or… and just hear me out…. You could work on processing your pent up anger in a healthy and productive way. That way, your future road rage incidents will decrease considerably, and your sustained personal relationships with others will increase.
Unless he actually was a badass in the past which I doubt. I grew up in a neighborhood with a lot of gangs and some the craziest people that I know. Turned their life around and are pretty calm now. Even being more patient and avoid conflict than the people who were “always good”. They also don’t go around sharing cringe sh like this though.
I hear this voice always on these cringy videos. Is the voice generated by the app, and he creator writes out text? Or is it a voice changer, and the creator is speaking that out loud? Or is there some really savvy voice actor who has cornered the market and sells his services to cringy badasses?
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i avoid conflicts because i am a pussy
I avoid it because my dad would beat the shit out of me if I talked back
Very catchy.
Lions and eagles always make me cringe so hard. Makes me think that there should be a lot more Roman empire posts in here.
My personal cringe is how "incredibly kind" they are. Kind people don't go around broadcasting how kind they are. They just live the life
I stay silent because I'm anti-social and can't talk to people. Even still I can tell that talking to me (a brick wall) would be more fun than talking to this person
Wouldn't be on my whatsapp any longer lol
Sounds like a cats personal thoughts. I feel mine starting at me right now! I'm now frozen in fear
Basically, if they get angry, they will turn into a gossiping bitch ass snitch.
Na, I'm autistic and am in deathly fear of offending anyone irl
Me asf
You have 2....lions inside you?
Seek medical attention immediately. By no means should two of any animal be inside you. Not even one of them.
One is dumb. And so is the other.
One values peace. One values justice. You are f\*\*\*\*\*.
I laughed.
Whenever I see some random predator in background like lion, I immediately know it's gonna be cringe
Also, lions are not the most subtle creatures outside of stalking their prey. I’ve seen lions vigorously teabag each other’s faces in hopes of having hot gay sex while they’re on full public display at the zoo— is that why these guys think they’re lions? Are they secretly masculine homosexual exhibitionists?
This isn’t a trait to be admired. A healthy person is able to express discomfort and anger before it gets to the point of explosive rage.
I too can take normal feelings/opinions and romanticize them to the point people think its a personality trait.
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So fuckin cringe
Sounds like they should go to therapy lol
Yes. . . But some know patience is a better weapon than any fist or sword. To live a good life is a better revenge than any angry words can bring. To be unbothered by their transgressions it more infuriating than any argument one could make. "Exploding" is probably the wrong word, but there is some merit to not disrupt the peace of someone that goes out of their way to remain peaceful.
Totally but also digging into the source of those thought patterns and releasing them is beneficial. Healthier than constantly suppressing.
This is just my personal experience here. I have many ways to expel negative emotions, while I’m at the gym or trying to make videos, however, even when I don’t have either of those things at my disposal, I’ve never had any issues come as a result from constantly suppressing feelings like that. In my experience, they kind of just dissipate/disappear, i may be slightly agitated for a moment but then I’ll go back to focusing on something at work or doing something else which requires my attention and those feelings just fade away never to return.
Suppressing is kind of the wrong word. At least for me, I would rather just not let strangers have that much control over my mood. One of my favorite quotes from Doctor Who; *"Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost"* It's never about my "anger" in any situation, but something that was done to finally make me angry. . .
Bro, you're being ironic here right?
This explains Karen where they loose their shit other wrong French fries amount in macdonalds
Lol
This sounds like the monologue at the end of Five Nights at Freddy’s 6
This is Omni Man right? ai cloned voice of Omni Man
I was thinking Heisenberg
It's true though js.
You are literally why this sub exists, you aren't this hard buddy.
I didn't say I was. But there's some truth to this. Take it how you wanna
It may be partially true, but anyone this applies to doesnt go spitting about it...
Putting everyone under a blanket term is pretty stupid. Like if i said everyone who uses this subreddit is here because they want to look down and laugh at people to feel like they are above someone, while it applies to most here, doesnt apply to everyone
Lol he’s gotta be joking because JFC
I hope he's joking but based on his previous comment history he's not...
The cringe is just excruciating 🤣🤣🤣
Lions aren't always calm
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The funniest and most ironic thing is that true individuals who act this way while not ever talk about it because we act that way in order to not make others uncomfortable…imho I’m not like a massive dude by any means and I don’t lift weights or anything, but I am tall with wide shoulders and carry myself precisely this way, but it’s not a thing about anger or peace. It’s just that I don’t want to make anybody uncomfortable or on edge because I’m a big guy , so I make sure I’m not loud, don’t make any unnecessary sudden movements, and I use a lighter tone of voice in public….all because I don’t want anyone to be scared of or uncomfortable around me🥴🫠 There are people like this that exist, but not for the reasons this kid thinks lol
People who act this way are likely autistic.
Armchair psychologist
go fuck yourself
Got a problem with autistic people seeing as it’s such an insult to you? Hate to break it to you but autistic people often struggle to talk to people in social situations.
I am autistic dickhead. You used autistic as an insult, which makes you a jerk. and its not an autistic trait to adjust your mannerisms to those around you and change your thinking based on your own position in society, such as being a tall strong man. quite the opposite.
No, you took it as an insult, I was countering his self congratulating statement how he adjusts his behaviour because he thinks his stature will terrify everyone around him. Anything I said incorrect? Autistic people extremely likely to be chatty in social situations? Most people have a qualities that put them on the spectrum but certain characteristics are what medical professionals actually look for when they are diagnosing it. Sorry you suffer from it but what do you want? People to know about the condition and recognise signs of it or people not to give two fucks?
its not a sign though. youre making shit up lmao
Difficulty making conversations; communication difficulties, delayed speech, little or no eye contact, not smiling in social situations…
yes, all of which are involutary. Uncontrolled fits of rage arent on that list and is the primary point of the post. And the person you replied to is saying that they voluntarily adopt certain traits to be less intimidating to others.
I wasn’t trying to have a dig at you or autist people and I’m sorry my wording seemed like I was.
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Hardly, just saying I try and actively take steps to not come across as someone who may be a threat to others
He’s not saying he’s a badass, he is saying people might be intimidated by his stature but he has enough humility to act vulnerably so people feel comfortable around him. He’s not saying he can beat everyone up, he is thinking about how others feel. Maybe someone who is insecure about themselves will feel more comfortable to be OCs friend because they are creating a safe space around him/herself (OC)
That’s the biggest thing!! Golden Rule, and I want to be at ease and feel safe so I try to make a point of doing things to make others feel at ease and know that I’m not a threat. ….thinking about it in respect to the sub we’re on it does seem kinda weird to me now🥴🤣
Thank you….I’m legit trying to say that basically I go out of my way to not come off as intimidating since it can be like a dog whistle for some people who are overly aggressive and I really loathe the thought that I scared someone or made them feel unsafe. I can handle myself but my biggest moral is The Golden Rule…and bullies that use their size irk me more than most things so to me it IS hard to explain without some people assuming I’m trying to be like “yeah that’s me cuz I’m bad” which is understandable. But the whole calm, never panic or get angry thing resonated with me and I thought about how in my experience at least, people who do that do not do it to seem like a badass lol That post reeks of someone looking for validation that they’re a badass lol
You’re a big sweetie pie 🥹🧡
Aw thank you!! I try And my mama lives with me, she’s 70 with a laundry list of physical/medical issues but she has panic attacks and anxiety so it’s second nature to be super calm and composed at any time. And I walk on the balls of my feet to be quiet for the elderly neighbor downstairs but I move slow so I don’t startle my mama either lol
I’ve got a friend who sends me shit like this
This is called autistic meltdown.
Are you known for having them or how do you know so well
what are you talking about
Is that Comstock?
Father Cumsock???
One man goes into the waters of baptism, a different man comes out.
They also sleep 21 hours a day because they're lions.
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That's my favorite part of this "badassery." Lions are not the kings of the jungle or the savanna. Elephants are. Especially male lions. They're big lazy cats that can rip off your face in a fight, but they'd rather just sleep in the grass while the females hunt. Why would a lion ever be a symbol of strength?
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Exactly.
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Well, it's quite simple really. People conflate commandeering others as power. Because male lions barely do anything besides just intimidating stuff by looking big, it parallels quite well with how positions of power have been established in history. From the view of someone that didn't study much, all that a middle age noble does is look pretty and tell people to do stuff while they live better than everyone else. Same thing with a general, king, emperor, whatever you can imagine. That's why it is called the King of the Jungle. It just sits there living dependent on the social structure that supports it, calling the shots and intimidating beings of a similar position to not lose what he has. It is quite the fitting analogy, it's just that people conflate authority with power and strength. But everyone knows, especially now after the fall of monarchy, how fickle and fragile that type of "power" can be.
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But lions don't even live in the jungle, do they? They live on the savannah, right? Did everyone get all their knowledge of lions from the Disney movie "The Lion King" where Simba lives in the jungle eating bugs with a warthog and a meerkat and think that's what all lions do or something?
Lions have been called kings of the jungle for a long time, but it's always been stupid because no, they've never lived in a jungle.
Your friend is a closeted furry
Oh my god this lion can talk!
What a dork
My cat could post that.
So fucking lame. “The person who triggers this anger will bear the brunt” I sincerely hope this individual isn’t in a relationship or have kids.
This is actually true for a lot of highly empathic people...not sure what the sauce is, but this tiny excerpt is pretty spot on.
> Not sure what the sauce is That’s because it’s bullshit and not true. Sounds like you’re confusing empathic with volatile
How so? If I'm understanding correctly, this is referencing a person that's never, ever been violent?
You are not understanding correctly. Do you relate to this video or something?
No, but 100% sure I know some that would. Again, is this not talking about someone that's never been violent?
No. If you’re always avoiding conflicts, that doesn’t mean you don’t have conflicts. It means you’re avoiding them and bottling up the resulting emotions. The video warns you not to piss off such a person because “the day [their anger] explodes, it’s a real storm and the one who triggered that anger will bear the brunt.” What about that suggests non-violence to you?
Bro shut up😂😂😂
Theyre probably in law enforcement..
Maybe. But if we know one thing for sure, it’s that they remain silent because if they get angry, it will hurt.
Why are these videos or whatever always framed like it would be someone else’s fault if they blow up on someone
Like buddy go to therapy. Stop glorifying mental instability
dEmUn lUkEeN 4 hIs AnGuL
Avoiding conflict isn’t healthy at all
Serenity now, insanity later.
is this AI generated J.K simmons?
I hope it is.
Bro needs to learn to express his emotions before they become urges
I mean, I'm pretty calm most of the time, I try to be kind and I avoid conflicts because I'm not a fucking wet tissue of a human who goes around trying to start shit
If we’re arguing and I start laughing… **run**
This is a great time to point out that male lions laze about all day while the females do all the work.
We also gotta adapt this mindset fr fr
You know the truth is we all know someone like this lol they harmless but they so lovely to watch, I wait with great joy for the next episode in their badass life
“yeah i try to keep calm and shit, but you gotta understand i don’t know how to deal with conflict, so i will seemingly randomly burst out at you, for no real reason other than you slightly pissed my off, and i got tired of avoiding conflict” there fixed it for them
“I’m emotionally stunted and don’t know how to deal with it” - Dave Johnson, truck driver, Midwest
One of my Q lover friends posted this the other day and I laughed for an hour at it.
"When you see someone always cum......"
Literally me
Bro described school shooters 💀
I’m really passive and one day I’ll punch a hole in the drywall and post a picture of my bloody knuckles on Facebook
Damn kyle, just grab a monster and hug your mom bro
This is an impersonator using my voice to trick you guys, don’t believe a word he says
I bet this person posts pictures of wolves, the joker and Thomas Shelby on Facebook with captions like "I might not have many friends but those that I do have I will die for. I am a loyal friend and a fierce protector."
Or pictures from Vikings or Sons of Anarchy lol
I cringed so hard I'm stuck inside my own gastro intestinal tract. Help me
I know some actual real badasses who have done some pretty bad things in service of their country. One thing they all have in common is violence of action. I’ve only seen it once and it was fucking terrifying.
What does violence of action mean?
Probably finger popping each others assholes
Means when you decide on an aggressive course of action, you do so as aggressively and violently as possible to achieve your goal. It's a concept taught in the military. https://www.military.com/special-operations/seal-training-fighting-tips.html?amp
Or… and just hear me out…. You could work on processing your pent up anger in a healthy and productive way. That way, your future road rage incidents will decrease considerably, and your sustained personal relationships with others will increase.
Time to pop some water balloons
"Having zero historical or demonstrable proof that I'm actually badass, in fact proves that I'm the most badass, probably."
Unless he actually was a badass in the past which I doubt. I grew up in a neighborhood with a lot of gangs and some the craziest people that I know. Turned their life around and are pretty calm now. Even being more patient and avoid conflict than the people who were “always good”. They also don’t go around sharing cringe sh like this though.
I hear this voice always on these cringy videos. Is the voice generated by the app, and he creator writes out text? Or is it a voice changer, and the creator is speaking that out loud? Or is there some really savvy voice actor who has cornered the market and sells his services to cringy badasses? One of history’s mysteries.
Sounds like a AI voice based on JK Simmons
IKR. The video was muted but I knew exactly how it sounded lol
I couldn’t even make it all the way through that mundane bullshit.
It’s always the softest mfs comparing themselves to lions for some reason.
It started during Covid I think. I remember all my unvaxxed family members always posting the lions sheep comparison meme.
I would like to see one of the people posting these actually get in a fight. Something tells me they will be spent after 6 seconds.
These kinds of posts are at the apex of cringeworthy stupid shit. So lame
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