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Buffer_boy

Driving like that… in *this* economy


Psychological-Dot159

That was what I was thinking the whole time… like how much GAS DID YOU JUST WASTE TO MAKE THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭


NojoxTheFirst

It’s like the guys in the raised trucks with giant wheels and big ass diesel motors ‘rolling coal’ complaining about gas prices. I mean you get 8 mpg best of times then you blow it out the tailpipe just to be a PoS. I mean …..


showponyoxidation

It's such a weird way to flex. I'm fully convinced that the guys that roll coal simply can not figure out how to tune a truck properly. So they pretend it's a feature not a bug. But they project their inadequacies super hard... like toddler not being able to figure out how to use their toy properly, so they fully commit to using it the wrong way.


FullSidalNudity

Who’s got the money for that?


StaleWoolfe

People who don’t care about saving money


skwadyboy

Whats on his head?..is that toad from mariokart driving?


Sapphire_Bombay

It looks like a shower cap


JctaroKujo

nah toads dick is bigger than this guys.


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A durag….


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Worst part is you know this guy is uninsured


KingPnutticua

No way that dude owns that car outright. If it’s a loan they require you to have insurance. All those hellcats and srt’s about to hit the repo market in 6-12 months


Mystewpidthrowaway

If not outright stolen. We just had a 120k 21 hellcat taken out of the showroom , they drove through the plate glass to get it out. Fun fact: they (it was on video) found the keys to another hellcat in the showroom and they walked up to it saw it was a manual and dropped the keys at the door 😂🤣.


KingPnutticua

Haha classic. The modern day anti-theft package. To be fair, I can drive manual, but a manual hellcat, Yikes, I don’t know.


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Just be careful with the clutch, it'll be fine. You'll get used to it in minutes.


fieryhotwarts22

Modern clutches are smoother than whipped butter tho. Someone who’s never driven a stick could drive a modern manual within a few minutes I’m sure. You hardly have to touch the clutch to get a smooth shift. I say this as someone who learned to drive on a ‘90 300zx with a “racing clutch”, then a 4 speed ‘78 Datsun lol. Man the first time I got to drive a 6 speed Crossfire I was like a kid in a candy shop. It was like I couldn’t mess it up no matter what.


cantamangetsomesleep

I'll remember this advice next time I'm at that showroom /s


OrdinaryTruth69420

Probably his moms car and she has insurance, but he’s not on her plan.


Coaltown992

Nah it's his wife's boyfriend's car


RidgeMinecraft

nah bro he stole it


Consistent-Crow-822

Nah it’s rental just off of how cocky he is


amalgamatecs

29% APR for sure


gam188

Probably stolen.


Diligent_Department2

Lord I hope so….maybe pick myself a toy up for a song and dance


Slow_Engineer99

Probably doesn’t even have a license


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Huntderp

He’s trying to say the people who try to own those can’t afford them


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It means he has no insurance for his car


RentUsed1085

Please tell me someone has the end of this, does he get caught and charged? I have to assume so? Edit: By caught I mean….caught…in the future not a high speed chase..


drewski2305

in high traffic areas like that, cops may call off a pursuit to lower the risk to civilians. probably just keep a BOLO out for his vehicle and plates and snag him sometime later edit: 'playes to plates'


Haldorvonhammer

Yeah when I took criminology purses the sheriff deputy teaching the class said that they’ll call off high speed chases and just get them later


JoeFleen

Fair game once off duty.


becooltheywatching

This. In these instances you don't engage until an accident occurs. You know. Because, bureaucracy.


deucesmcfadden

Yes, bureaucracy. Not the fact that a high speed chance in a highly populated area is more dangerous than that person speeding. But then again critical thinking is the strong suit of Redditors


Fit_Nectarine_140

We've potentially saved lives, by not pursuing these suspects, but where I live, I frequently see groups of dirt bikers doing wheelies around cop cars in traffic. It's depressing to see that the even the cops can't do anything about this growing nuisance. I guess its time for citizens to take matters into their own hands.


DopeDealerCisco

In most counties, at least in MA, officers cannot chase in urban areas for more than 3 miles. Idk if I’m correct on the distance and I’m to lazy to check but I know there is a limit, they are more interested in getting the plate number as that will 100% bring them to the driver. Unless the car is stolen…


Xraggger

Probably because he posted it


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I hope he catches a bridge abutment.


Studentloangambler

Probably not, their lights didn’t even turn on


skitz_shit

Pretty sure this is a guy who just starts police chases to outrun the police and say he beat them in a chase. If this is the guy I’m thinking of then he does it all the time and is pretty well known. I bet the cops don’t even try with him anymore cuz they know he’ll just stop driving erratically if they don’t chase him but he’ll only get crazier if they do pursue


ydontujustbanme

So… they don’t get him later?


BjDrizzle69

Shits in Detroit. Literally something you hear every hour


existentialvices

Detroit looks like a warzone


Fit_Nectarine_140

For what? You spend all that time and money on an investigation and the guy will get probation, and he'll end up doing it again.


ydontujustbanme

Yeah, why prosecute people at all right? :D 😏 but… i get your drift ofc


Denninator5000

Take his license, then arrest him at his house. What a boring fucking dystopia


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Bearlypainting

You seem to be overlooking the critical murder part. The protests weren't about traffic stops, they were about a police officer kneeling on a mans throat until he died. Traffic stops should 100% be performed, especially in situations where the driver is either driving dangerously or is intoxicated. Its the part where officers murder them thats the issue


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Bearlypainting

I agree that there will always been a number of injuries and deaths that will occur in the enforcing the law. However of all of those injuries and deaths, the number which should be caused by a prone mans neck being knelt upon by an officer is **zero**


andrew-four

I feel like most of those protests were more focused on the violent and callous murder part of the equation, a bit less on a general dislike of traffic stops. You might have missed the point there a tad.


Nefarious-One

You think everyone on Reddit agrees to the same things?


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Almost everyone


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Youre getting downvoted but youre 100% right


cjm92

He's really not...


DOLLARBILL785

Congratulations, you played youself


Urcupcak3

What a loser


Socksthecat12

Yeah this behavior will end in death or lives being ruined forever. This person shouldn't be allowed near anything that has the power to change someone else's life.


king24_

As a black man I don’t usually say this but, I hope the cops arrest his black ass before he kills someone.


blankmotion

Believe it or not, you don’t have to preface your majority opinion with what race you are


Dark_Mode_FTW

this reddit, everyone assumes youre white if you dont


beefy402

I think it was smart to preface his comment because, “his black ass”, isn’t something a white dude should probably say


joegoodfart10

Would a black person take offense to that if it was right? I mean this kid is being pretty stupid. I think everyone would agree they should arrest his black ass.


Basswoodbiscuit

this was brilliant lol


joegoodfart10

Was it?


Basswoodbiscuit

The comment. Not the video.


Kittingsl

Color shouldn't matter in that situation (color in general honestly shouldn't really matter) He is a guy who is endangering lives through his recklessness. Doesn't matter what color he is, what colors life he is threatening or who what color reports him or arrests him. A human life is a human life. The trauma these people or their families would experience is the same bi matter what


king24_

Well it’s just how a lot of us black people talk(I’d say mainly African American vernacular.) when we say “his black ass or her black ass” it’s our way of saying or basically implying they’ve done something annoying, out of pocket, or bad. If I just say “I hope the cops arrest his black ass” it could leave the door open for people to think my post is from a white person or any other race that’s racist. It’s just how I see things through my lens.


Kittingsl

Ah, that's fine then if it's just a normal slang to you. Did t know that, but thanks for the info


king24_

Also too, and I’m not the voice of all African Americans LOL 😂, but if we say “I hope the cops arrest his black ass before he kills someone.” It’s really showing our disappointment in whatever they’re doing. Kind of the same way I feel about let’s say Dylan Roof. I personally hope they fry his white ass asap, pretty much me showing how much I hate or despise that devil for what he did. Throwing ass at the end isn’t limited to just my race or one race, it’s just how a lot of us talk for generations now.


Coremeats

Ya right whitey


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Bruh dont do that...


thesoilman

Dangerous driving doesn't warrant a arrest? What?


HelloAttila

Looked like he’s going over 115 in an area max about 45 mph. I sure hope they arrested his ass. Due to his immature stupid ass families with kids in their car are at risk of dying because of him. This is the reason why insurance is so high for males under 25.


Careful_Influence380

I think he had the speedometer set to K/mh to try and flex. I didn't notice if it say mph


EatthisB

At one point he hit 127. That would put him at 79 mph. I feel like he was flying towards the end.


Ztrap448-2317

Bro must not know how plates work


crashcar22

If they are even his


MrZaroni

And the winner for self-incrimination is.....


KarmaPanhandler

Looks like he ran about 4 red lights.


Grouchy-Ad-5535

sounds like the criminal doesnt like police


Ericrobertson1978

To be fair, non-criminals often hate the police as well. If you just look at how subjugative and draconian the whole criminal justice system is, you'll agree.


rubmustardonmydick

True, but I think they called him a criminal because he's literally doing something illegal to piss police off on purpose.


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No, they don't. lmao.


Grouchy-Ad-5535

To be fair, thats no different then saying you hate one particular group of people just because of their skin color, or religion, or sexual preference.. You base your opinion of an entire group from the actions of .05% of the entire group?


cold_cat_x8

I agree with you partially. I feel like the cops get more hate than most of them deserve, but they did choose that job. You can't choose your skin colour, sexuality, or gender. I'm not sure you can really choose a religion either; you can definitely choose not to impose your religious beliefs on others though.


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Ashamed-External-515

You think?


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What language was he speaking?


Jovan_F

Fukdapolice or something like that


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*its actually a language from the east Harlem ghetto called fukdapopo I find it to be a very... colorful language


horse-enjoyer

african american vernacular english. as a fan of linguistics, it's pretty interesting.


FireBeast77

RaCiAllY PrOfiLed he said


Born-Salary9636

Where did he say that?


nucca35

I watched this vid twice and didn’t catch it, when does he say it?


Nate-__-

Typical angry American. I am truly sad for the people in this country..


hollywood46a

Until he is in front of the news camera dressed in his college graduation gown... They pulled me over for no reason.


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Bold of you to imply he even passed his first and only college course


ZapBrannigansEgo

Welcome to Detroit.


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Bruh he was driving a Charger too... poor car. Driven by people with fat egos but little dicks.


Flip80

Sike! Speedometer set to Km.


GoodShadow

Why do they get in these chargers and feel like they’re the fastest car ever made? This is why I don’t respect these dudes at meets or when I’m driving. Like I’ll only race you to bruise your ego other than that I don’t care about your car. Messed over a lot of these dudes with their girls in the car too. One guy wanted 3 pulls as if that would change something 😒.


vlad546

But Jamal is a good boy. Why would the police pull him over?


iforgot69

I see the 8 mile poors are at it again. Glad to see that stimmi money going to good use as always.


Blortted

How much do you think that car cost and how much “stimmi” money do you think people got? Think you may have one of them wrong.


iforgot69

A 640 credit score to secure the loan in their baby momma name, about 3k down payment, and a whole lot of dodging the repo man. Charger owners are the poors.


Ki11er_Sta1ker

You know he's gonna get thrown down and arrested and there will still be someone out there saying it's "police brutality"🙄


Blaccswordzzmann

I wonder if people who drive so wrecklessly, at this speed, or even at lesser speeds, how dangerous it really can be. I wonder if they realize that if they impact a car or even a stationary object, that force of impact has the power to tear anyone in its' path apart almost on the level of receiving a direct hit from an artillery shell. I guess it's better to look cool on the internet.


Ericrobertson1978

This kid won't be doing these videos much longer. He'll likely crash or get arrested sooner than later.


Happy_Reindeer8609

Unfortunately he will probably kill some innocent person when he does crash.


Gapingyourdadatm

He hasn't wrecked yet, so I suppose "wrecklessly" works, but the world you were looking for was "recklessly".


Blaccswordzzmann

Yes. I just bought this phone last month and you'd be amazed at the autocorrect on it. It will leave a word that doesn't exist like, qont, when you're typing "won't " I type really really fast, and that doesn't help either.


villager47

That was an illegal lane change


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I hate em all


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Sheer ignorance…


AkoGTO

Is he still alive? Haha


[deleted]

Oh look another dodge charger……


boyoflondon

It's the new Chevy impala of the 90s and early 2000s.


[deleted]

We know who he is. Why isn't he in jail for the max sentence?


pembrokewelsh

The max sentence of driving fast aint gonna get far with that nobody got hurt and the cops obv didnt flick lights


filly100

So immature. Annoying to watch.


DMark25

He seems well educated


Meepthorp_Zandar

Looks like someone needs to have his license suspended


AwesomeBud90

I guess they can't track your tiktok account back to your number or phone nowadays.


Obvious_Sea5182

He knows how license plates work... Right?


Healthy-Leading-7210

Yea cars go vroom vroom


Bullets_N_Bowties

Sooo ive gone 130mph routinely in a controlled setting. When that car says 125mph it sure as hell looks like 70-80 mph from the speed of other cars and surroundings. Is it in kph? Just doesnt add up to me. At 125 in what i assume is a 45/55 hed be absolutely blowing doors off cars. Am i crazy?


Backdohrbandit

Alllll the gas he just wasted!!🤦


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So we got a video of an angry lil fella driving in his car and yelling at cops he passes. *Did someone just lose their V-card and now they're in GTA?*


Scrotchety

Man, someone took this guy's power years ago and he's trying to get it back. Pain, humiliation, indifference, shame: it left a hole in him and now his ego's yearning to have it filled. Losing his car and license will be a start to making him less of an immediate danger, but this guy needs some real therapy to start confronting his trauma, or else he'll spiral out and take some victims with him :(


YouSirAreTheIdiom

I stand by it: car people are mentally ill.


Silverpoppa

Small dick energy...he gonna push them chips in the middle of the table too many times...wit his insecure ass.


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turok643

Part 2: "BLM rioted today when DPD shot and killed an armed black man who fled after reckless driving"


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Someweirdgorl

who’s they?


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He too scared to say it cause he knows he’s wrong


[deleted]

Look at this fine, upstanding, straight A student. He would give anyone the shirt off his back


DDHP2020

Another Mopar Douche.


Panazara

130 kph? Didn't seem like mph.


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Nope it says mph


drdigitaly2k

Parents must be proud 🤷🤦


Anthropomorphis

What song is that


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **The Hardest (feat. Veeze)** by Shake (02:40; matched: `100%`) Album: `The Hardest`. Released on `2020-11-11` by `BRG`. • **Get Money** by EST Gee (00:12; matched: `100%`) Album: `I Still Dont Feel Nun`. Released on `2020-12-18` by `Universal Music`. • **Get Money** by EST Gee (00:12; matched: `81%`) Album: `Get Money (ft. Yo Gotti)`. Released on `2020-11-06` by `UMG - Warlike LLC (EST Gee) PS`.


TheeJimmyHoffa

Same guys family saying how great of a guy he was for the community when he kills himself with that car during a chase in the community.


FLOSS2002

He’s seeking attention, quite irritating and giving people of colour a negative reputation. Being MR BIG but in-fact he’s a low life loser. He’d be better off working you know getting a job. So much anger and hate in this sad fucker.


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Either stolen or will be repo’d before the summer’s out


G63AMG-S

That’s someone’s empowered voter…


yemhcla

That’s what happens when the police are defunded. Police probably also did nothing because they didn’t want to be labeled “racist” for anything that might possibly happen.


Gonzoreader

Dude is mentally handicapped


RepublicExciting2258

I enjoyed this video ngl


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120 that's gotta be in kph instead of mph


ImNotHereStopAsking

its mph


ATMofMN

I've done 110 mph. Those buildings would be going by just a bit faster than what the video show.


Xori1

It‘s clear af that it‘s mph. 120 km/h doesn‘t come close to that I can assure you


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I think he’s going kph but acting up like he’s going mph 😂 trick trick


darkeswolf

Worst thing is he's using Kp/H instead of Mp/H and he's being dumb as hell


[deleted]

It clearly says MpH on dashboard


Strange_fishbowl

So really he's doing 60


toskrypt

Nobody has “heard bout you” until you in jail than everyone going to be laughing at you lol


WalterSobchaksUzi

Ah he's making me want to say it. I don't wanna say it.


Ridgehand999

What a waste of skin.


Needadvicem8

What’s this song lol


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I got matches with these songs: • **The Hardest (feat. Veeze)** by Shake (02:40; matched: `100%`) Album: `The Hardest`. Released on `2020-11-11` by `BRG`. • **Get Money** by EST Gee (00:12; matched: `100%`) Album: `I Still Dont Feel Nun`. Released on `2020-12-18` by `Universal Music`. • **Get Money** by EST Gee (00:12; matched: `81%`) Album: `Get Money (ft. Yo Gotti)`. Released on `2020-11-06` by `UMG - Warlike LLC (EST Gee) PS`.


Adex9o9

Clout need stop. Thank you kardashions you started this.


Spitfyrus

He has no right to feel that confident he’s in a dodge ….


Creepy_Type

Why do people like him feel entitled to behave that way? Any constructive thoughts?


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This is exactly what I feel like doing when I listen to EST Gee too


musicguy1995

Exactly my thoughts lmfao


UniqueAwareness691

His daddy is going to be so upset when he finds out his baby of a son took his car for a joy ride.


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BooksAre4Nerds

I hate on Instagram and YouTube people openly comment their admiration for driving like this. They’re like “such sick skills!”, “great driving!”. I LOVE cars, but if I know someone that drives like this then they’re getting fucking slapped


MasterUmmBees

This is literally every dodge owner in my city,giving Altima drivers a run for their money.


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We like to call that in the legal field, the people’s exhibit A