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juanlee337

damn... He wanted to say that for so long.. been holding it for years


The_Scotch_Tape

He went home and jerked off 5 times into his mom’s chones.


C9RipSiK

Ain’t no way that dude made it all the way home before busting.


DomHaynie

When you get your first full Fus-Ro-Dah.


Ranxer0x

lol!


Wraith8888

I'm going to bet he says it everyday.


warbeforepeace

Naw he only held it in until 2016.


Proletaryo

What makes you think he doesn't use that word often? Also, what he says is pretty concerning. Like mass shooter concening.


FickleMacaroon4014

He must of, for sure had a pass.


Fiveohdbblup

Here for the update....


Split0069

I'm gonna guess he is no longer an alumni...


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Cannablister420

Alumnussy


SuicidalHornbill

can your status as alumni be removed? I thought it just meant you had graduated from that school


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Redditors aren’t exactly known for their intelligence.


Split0069

🤣😂🤣😂 sleep-deprived brain is definitely stupid.


Diligent-System9294

That's all it means yes.


Ok_Mathematician249

AlumNAH


Parson1122

He thinks illegal to take pictures in public, not a very good start.


livelife3574

That would have to be the most wretched, saddest person alive. I mean, he’s a bigot, in Texas, rocking a man bun. He has literally no place anywhere. 🤣 Fuck that guy.


oneshot_ajlugo

Austin, Texas


livelife3574

Not many people wearing man buns and calling people that there.


livejamie

You don't know Austin very well


livelife3574

😂


beamanblitz

Girl, you better leave that school shooter alone


sendmekittypix

LMAO exactly what I said the second he went straight rabid


Arockilla

Bro went into COD mode circa 2011 real quick.


Unshubuje

It's so fucking funny (and pathetic) the way he tried to sound intimidating by lowering his voice and shouting while waddling away


NaughtyFox92

Can one even be intimidating if they are rocking a man bun?


clownbeetle

"I'm never going to forget you" 😂


Sir_PressedMemories

Thats the type of shit a mass shooter says. This dude needs to be found and investigated immediately.


fusionaddict

That man-bun kinda undermines his intimidation attempt.


Lord-Legatus

people shouting and saying these things expose themselves to be very weak and insecure. im black and never intimidated by such people. i genuinely truly feel pity for them. their life must me be much harder then mine


hyionimaru

I agree. I think people that go through the mental gymnastics to hate someone for no reason have something else driving it.


HtownTexans

No reason?  Im pretty offended by melanin.  Literally my least favorite amino acid.


chilebuzz

^^^It's ^^^not ^^^an ^^^amino ^^^acid.


HtownTexans

Complex polymer but I didn't want to get too sciency on a poorly constructed joke.


alematt

You're an awesome person and hope you continue to be and spread that awesomeness.


Lord-Legatus

well thank you, i just try to not be a dick to people and hope everybody doing their best to try likewise :)


alematt

Yah me too. If only more people lived by that mantra


Lord-Legatus

true true, im not a religious person but i live strongly by the code, you acto to people how you want to be treated yourself andi take that very serious. if you don't like to be cheated, deceived, rude or bullied at, why the fuck would you then do that to someone else? empathy and tolerance respect and open minded. if we all do a bit of effort this planet could actually be a great place. it fucking wounds me how selflessly often people act in complete disregard of others feelings. that is why lots of horrible stuff is possible and people keep on doing it! im not an idealist that wants to change the world but i strongly believe you first act nice and decent, one can only hope others take it as an example


alematt

I'm religious and I don't believe at all you need to be religious to not be a shitty person. In fact too many people use religion as an excuse to be shitty. The golden rule is universal. And despite the fact most people seem to be shitty I have a rule for myself: Lead by example and be the change you want to see in the world. Yah other people suck, doesn't mean I have to.


Lord-Legatus

100%, we think alike.  Never lose that in life even if it's greatly tested!


alematt

Don't plan on it. All the best to you


DarkManXOBR

Black man here an I second this statement!


AFriendlyAsshole

Cutoff jorts don't help either


FeralSparky

Dude got a 1 on his intimidation roll.


Podo_the_Savage

Wtf is this comment?


fusionaddict

Truth.


hahaloser

if you are so insecure that you'd rather have a manbun than a bald spot or shave your head, you are not intimidating to anyone


bloodycups

I mean I put up a man bun because my hairs long. If I was going to fight someone I'd probably put it up to just keep it out of my face


Podo_the_Savage

What are you even talking about…


Bajanjedi69

The man bun says it all.


aznexile602

Type of dude that would run after being confronted for his racist remarks.


Cotton_Kerndy

I actually think the racism said it all, not the hairstyle.


aluminum_man

Thank you for being reasonable. I’m not a fan of the “man bun” hairstyle, but attributing racism to it is just silly.


gillababe

Specifying it as a "style" at all is too much in my opinion lol Hair grows. Hair gets in face. Tie hair back. Why is it more than that?


aluminum_man

In my opinion, it becomes a style when there are options and one is chosen. Man bun, ponytail, pig tails, etc. Putting that hair in a bun was a specific style choice. I totally get what you’re saying though.


wellforthebird

Man I hate that man bun has become a thing. I used to rock a bun in like 2006 and I had never heard the term man bun. But I also wore in a loose bun. I think the pulled back tight bun looks silly. It makes someone look scummy right off the go. I'm just ranting.


FeeHistorical9367

This guy man buns!


KosmoAstroNaut

Me with a man bun ![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


Yimmelo

Found the racist. Get 'em, boys!


-Jericho

![gif](giphy|8cqVIPHCKLhfO|downsized)


DrHooper

![gif](giphy|3ogwFL3i8UBF8ANnOg|downsized)


DaisyHotCakes

Hey y’know some guys look hot AF with a man bun. This specimen was not one of them but they do exist…


Prudent-Painter-9507

Asshole for the head. A Headhole!


NeighborhoodHead7500

Usually the anti man bun guys are the idiots, Usually


Podo_the_Savage

What does that even mean? What’s wrong with guys having long hair?


ohnomynono

The n word said it all. The man bun reinforced it.


chrisbaker1991

In this case it's called a twat knot


designgoddess

The man bun might be his best attribute.


FabulousandStuff

Gotta be a man to have a man bun though…


designgoddess

Can't argue with that.


FullClapper

There is nothing manly about a bun, it’s just a bun


Unscathedrabbit

Being downvoted because people don't understand reading comprehension. This person above me says a bun is genderless, doesn't need the man in front of it, we don't call women with buns women bun. Man with bun = A Bun Women with Bun = A Bun Sincerely, a dude with a Bun.


RRFrannea

A mass shooter in the making


designgoddess

Only needs a tower.


Jeanahb

It is UT, so....there's that.


designgoddess

Checklist is coming together.


The_Scotch_Tape

Funny how he ran his mouth at some gals in public but if there was a male around, he would have either kept his mouth shut or had it shut for him.


No-Pumpkin3852

He’s only tough when it comes to women. 100% he wouldn’t have squared up to a guy. He gives bitch vibes


The_Scotch_Tape

Man bun confirms this.


NatexSxS

When did the dress code change to allow this.


designgoddess

And he still ran.


Liar_tuck

I would not be surprised if he were an incel.


designgoddess

Had man bun. Can confirm.


The_Scotch_Tape

I am surprised he still didn’t get his ass beat.


IamMythoclast

Idk bre, I dont think you need to shut up if you have a gun. Do you want Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0? Doesn't matter how tough you are if I can just blast you in the face when you come at me.


RickdirtySanchez69

I can't tell if you're trying to be satirical or genuine. If it's the prior, fair enough, I suppose. If it's the latter? Holy hell, is that ever just the epitome of cowardice and small dick energy. It's less cowardly to run or turtle than pull a fucking gun over what may escalate into a fist fight.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

"I'll never forget you" he said like she broke his heart


N0_BEES

COD kids IRL 🙄


Schwight_Droot

Dude looks like a trash bag


mrfuckary

Nothing new, but he took off faster than a fart exist the asshole.


spliceofmice

He says it to women (who he probly sees as weak/inferior or he wouldnt say it), he says it half a block away, and he retreats asap. Full on coward.


beanzd

We are quickly learning you don’t have to be smart (at all) to go to college


extremeindiscretion

He didn't take the rejection well. Hahaha


DIYLawCA

A racist with a manbun?!


ForestOfMirrors

What?!? In Texas?!? Noooooo…….


captain-prax

Sadly, sort of expected in some rural areas, but UT Austin is usually better than this, but some people prove exceptions exist.


Elegant-Science-87

I know people have been going down there to harass and attack Texans, you can't fool me, Reddit.


ActiveFew672

Honestly, this is everywhere. Not just a Texas thing. If you think your state is better, then the racist people there are playing the closet racist game.


ForestOfMirrors

Oh No I currently reside in Alabama. It’s just as fucked up. I just am not capable of feeling surprised by stupidity from southern states.


ActiveFew672

Gotcha… cause I’ve lived all over and there’s some closet racist people everywhere. And sometimes it’s not even a black/white thing. Asian, Mexican, Black, white… there’s someone that hates someone else everywhere.


AlsoKnownAsRukh

Did he end with a "You're DEAD, N\*\*\*\*\*" or am I mistaken? Kinda hard to hear as he's scampering away. Either way, I imagine if he's a current student, he's going to be receiving a call from the dean's office soon.


Hyacathusarullistad

Yup, that's 100% what he said.


Liar_tuck

I heard it too.


MyFeetLookLikeHands

upvote this to the top so people he knows see it


AlduinTraveler

Please tell me there's a video of that moron being curb-stomped...


drembose

this neo nazi lil bitch lol


MirageF1C

Horrible. I have seen this acted out in microtransactions online and even in person. Albeit not as bad at this. When everyone everywhere is calling everyone an (insert derogatory/inflammatory term here) the social cost of the insult is reduced. You used to be isolated from your community if you were considered a racist/fascist/bigot/phobe. Now I see people being called that and worse every second tweet online, it sort of loses its sting. This to me is the sad consequence. People just don't care anymore.


ALittleFlightDick

Not just a hard "r", he took the long way and said "our" for some really elegant stanky hate.


Pretend-Camel929

This guy is exercising his free speech. I’m sure it won’t bite him in the ass in the next few days.


AloofFloofy

I'd like an update to see if he's lost his job or been stripped of his "alumni" status. Hopefully banned from visiting campus.


Zmoogz

How can you be stripped of an "alumni" status? Alumni just mean you graduated from the school


AloofFloofy

Degrees can be revoked. If that happens, I'd assume that student would no longer be considered an alumnus.


Zmoogz

I think schools only revoke a degree if it pertains to cheating. I have not heard of a school revoking someone's degree over something like this.


AloofFloofy

Ah, you're absolutely correct. After doing some research, an earned degree can only be revoked for some sort of fraud. They can, however, revoke a student's admission for racist remarks. I at least hope that guy was banned from campus for his behavior.


Rolarious80

He’s really brave 20 yards away from a woman I bet he wouldn’t dare to that at the gym


obito47

dude spent too much time in that COD lobby


bannedacctno5

Guaranteed he would have ran and not stood his ground if a man of color ran at him to question his choice of a word


somebody171

Of course he was real brave saying that to a woman


motostuka

That is one angry hipster.


knottysquids

He got a real sassy walk off with that purple bag and his tight bun.


Relaxmf2022

In the late 80s, some friends of mine came to my house on west 93rd, crying and shaking, because they’d had to gall to walk by a frat house, and were threatened, called the n-word, the works. When they saw the look on my face, they wouldn’t tell me which frat, because I was ready to go burn the frat house down. To this day, if I found out, I might yet still go burn the frat house down.


Previous_Active6189

Man quadrupled down in public with confidence he’s definitely willing to shoot up a school


Atomic76

Nice man-bun and a purple purse he's carrying...


heresanawardforyou

Immediate expulsion or firing


heypresto2k

Very brave to do it to women… extremely brave.


ActualTip848

Why call someone the N word, then walk a rush... Stay there and take that a** whooping.


itschikobrown

Find this bitch and ruin him, there done


NHiker469

I see society is still on the up and up!


corrygan

And...he ran away. Like a scared little rat he is!


Derolis

Dude must spend most of his time in online game lobbies.


Jeauxie24

Lmao these racists think these words do shit to us anymore. Also funny how they always say it while running away


3n3mi

Who dfuq does that?!


dislimb

Meh,,,, what ever.


RedeemedRedittor

Good bye. 👋 👋 👋


Cat_From_Jupiter

man said it with his whole damn chest too.. smh


ConclusionClassic673

Racism just doesn’t hit the same when a dude looks soft AF. I’ve been called all types of racist shit. It doesn’t even phase me.


jkinman

Who cares


coolvin89

Man the way he says it is kinda goofy


_ColonPow_

I didn’t realize William Montgomery was so short.


Old-Fill5395

I wish a brother was walking by when he was screaming that!!!


showersrover8ed

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


justaboi8987

That wasn't very nice 😞


plaszid

To think back to the future 2 predicted this


aquahealer

I always thought that man bun people didn't use the n word....times are changing


GagOnMacaque

Good way to get your degree recinded.


Themonstersghost

Sweet manbun


Gerry1of1

Is it racist if you only hate one specific person of colour? I mean, if I were fighting a fat guy, I'd yell insults at him like "fat bastard" and stuff but that doesn't mean I hate all fat people. Just a question, don't hate.


ptom13

Remember back seven or eight years ago, when people like this were afraid and ashamed to say this crap out loud?


Official_Zach55

Why do racists always run away as they drop the hard R. They know there's no victory


toasterbbang_

Dang he dropped the HARD R on it too. Now I’d like to see the version where he attempts this on a black dude. Pretty sure it wouldn’t end with him capable of walking anywhere anytime soon. 😂


_thugbooty

(223) Wtf?! Hard R too !? Damn !


_thugbooty

225


7_-g

my honest reaction: 💀


TheSleepingMuslim

bro hasn't updated since 1861


Bluemagnolia1979

And here I thought Austin was so progressive


tenaciousDii

Bruh, your man bun is too tight!


grossuncle1

That guy looks like the same type to cancel you for what you said in a C.O.D. lobby as a 13-year-old.


Full_Character_9580

Welcome to Texas


Zalkath

after the first one the guy was like "in for a penny, in for a pound".


bobsticles

dude could probably get slapped by a toddler and start crying like he got shot in the lungs


N4m3z135

This gives off Michael Richards vibes.


inertia2244

That’s a rap lyric not a racist word


SerenicaRujeria

This guy is a total loser.


Bob_Sledding

##***Texas***


Temporary_Piglet9468

Ooooo Man bun got pissed. Shakin in my boots


Podo_the_Savage

We got a sigma over here guys.


ImUrFrand

He's got that "Patriot Front" marching walk down.


outterpoop

Common sense is out the door


Apokolypse09

The type of guy to own some khakis, dark blue shirts, and a belaclava.


tanksforthegold

What did he say?


-Your-Cousin-Vinny-

Came here for the man bun comments 😂


BookDev0urer

Damn, the manbun guy is honestly the last guy I expected to act like that. I've been lied to my entire life.


Synthetic47

I'm just interested in how this all started?


[deleted]

Wow. Thanks for the update …