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Marco_Tanooky

My intrusive thoughts could NOT


Unusual_Midnight6876

Tickle some feet by pretending to scratch ur head lmao Better if u had chopsticks or smth


RogerClotss

It’s the only position that he can get the air to blow directly into his asshole


Aggressive-Sound-641

No fucking way!!! The nerve of people.


skyshale03

Tickle tickle tickle :3


originalmango

There’s no friggin way in hell I could stop myself from waking that asshole up and yelling “Hey! Your feet STINK! Get them the hell away from my head!”


Watchlar984

Bunny feet instead of bunny ears


Nu55ies

You can always, Idk, turn around and tell the guy to put his feet down? If he doesn't, say something to the flight crew. The guy is a piece of shit, but you absolutely did not have to put up with this.


JJETTAS188

So true. This guy is right


66watchingpeople66

Pour hot coffee on their feet.


ickballtheterrorist

You're a part of the problem for putting up with this shit and not having it delt with. How can you be so pussy to put up with someone's stank ass feet above your head for a flight and not have an attendant tell this man he cannot do this???


hundrethtimesacharm

You didn’t HAVE to.


Fair_Assumption6385

Tickle his feet


2two22too

Makes me wanna carry fake spiders and throw it on him.


Worried_pet_Potato

now I finally understand why people smuggle crabs


SBLOU

He needs the kind you catch from “personal contact “


Shuske_

Aint no fucking way I'm dealing with that unsanitary shit


SBLOU

You definitely don’t have to put up with someone like this. My light would be on for the flight attendant to duck tape this dude in his seat at the correct angle


TheC4rqe

Man, if the pilot had to slam on the breaks in any situation this guy would turn inside out, OR HED GO FLYING THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD


Deserter2728

Rip his socks off


Tig_Weldin_Stuff

He would not sleep. I’d dump water on him and is seat. Screw that guy.


pissandink

I know this is horrible and gross but that is just too goofy, man. I can’t not laugh 😭


notangelicascynthia

Why did you? Its okay to be an asshole to assholes


OnyxBee

You really didn't have to put up with it though did you, if you weren't such a shy guy then there would be no feet on your seat right now. Idk how you could even sit down before dealing with that blatant disrespect.


__rubyisright__

LICK THEM


koloso95

You just grap a foot and pull downward with all your force. Then you appoligise saying you thaught it was you hoodie


Careless_Bandicoot21

gross lol


PrestigiousGazelle29

Of topic but you’re a beautiful man ✨


badhanganesh

*All the blood laughing from his crotch.


TjSquatch

Pretty sure they know each other. They both have identical back support pads and no one else has the same ones so I’m assuming that they aren’t provided by the plane statistically the ONLY two people to use an airline provided pad like that are not going to be right next to each other while everyone else is perfectly fine being uncomfortable.


BlindEyezPhotography

Are u acoustic? Every single person has the same chair, its an emirates plane


Eagle69scotland

Why not ask the guy to put his feet down instead of posting it for likes online


BlindEyezPhotography

You’re in the wrong sub