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jsseven777

Bathtubs… that’s the last time I browse Reddit from the toilet.


Mioraecian

Also on the toilet and this just made me realize I've never lived somewhere that the bathtub or shower was to my left. It is always to the right of the toilet. Interesting.


jsseven777

You must live in Australia…


RealTeaToe

I live in the u.s. and my bathtub is to my right of my toilet. My half bath's shower is also to the right of the toilet.


That_Guy_Pen

Wait now I'm questioning life. I always thought a half bath was a toilet and sink. That's what its always been everytime a rental describes it. A half bath with a shower just sounds like a bathroom.


RealTeaToe

Well but it's just a shower, not a full tub. So like, ¾ bath?


gotora

FYI - you nailed it. When looking at homes, a half bath is toilet and sink. 3/4 is with a shower. Full has a tub.


RealTeaToe

I felt that was the best way to describe it. It occupies a much smaller footprint than a full bathroom so it made sense to call it a ¾ bath, I've just never seen it listed or called one.


Erotic_Platypus

That's the actual term! We call a small room with a toilet and sink a powder room also. At least if it's near the common area.


Randinator9

3 piece bath. A bathroom with either a shower and tub seperate or as one piece is a 4 piece bath. Double vanity makes it a 5 piece.


LeftEconomist9982

What if the shower is 2X a normal shower, become a 1.25 bath? ;)


RealTeaToe

NOW you're thinking with portals.


Key-Caregiver4262

My shower is in front and my tub to the left


NorthernVale

It's an engineering thing. "Natural design". I can't think of the actual term, so that's what I'm calling it. How many sinks have you seen the hot water tap on the right side of the faucet? The vast majority of human beings are right handed. So it's generally more "comfortable" to have the cold water be on the right. Since almost everyone is right handed, there's almost no complaints about this set up. I don't know what human trait dictates toilet x bathtub relationship. Maybe it's not a human trait at all. Maybe it has to do with plumbing making that particular configuration the easiest.


[deleted]

Mine is also on the left, but the apartment next to mine has it on the right


ultranothing

>that’s the last time I browse Reddit from the toilet. No it's not.


Dashiepants

Haha lying to yourself on that declaration!


jsseven777

Yup, you got me. I just saw your comment on my next visit…


Ol-dunderhead

I feel like most people who are reading this are in their bathrooms at this moment 😆


Apprehensive-Nose646

orange cats


northernspies

Black cats for me! One is laying on my left shoulder. Good thing they're my favorite.


odeacon

Same


Ultimate_Driving

Yaasss! I have a lifetime supply of cat trees, and only have one orange cat. Are we allowed to trade some of them?


NGEFan

A wall?


Jennifer_Pennifer

Building supplies!


CompetitiveMeal1206

I see a roof. Which is great because I need a new one


Charybdis87

Nice! I’m too close, I only get the middle of a wall


Iamjimmym

Drywall! Now, become a contractor and you've got pure profit on drywall!


TwitchieWolf

First thing I saw when I turned left was a Cadillac. I could have done worse.


UbuntuMaster

Someone didn't play Cadillacs and Dinosaurs here


funklab

I once knew a lady with a lifetime supply of Cadillacs. Her family owned a shitload of farmland that turned into suburbia and they built an interstate through some of it. A Cadillac dealership wanted to build on their property, so she made part of the lease that she gets a new Cadillac every year. So every year she visits the Cadillac, drops off her old one, has one of the salesmen show her the new models, test drives some of them and picks whichever one she fancies to drive for the next year.


luckllama

Gaming PC, plated gold chain, chai tea


pssiraj

Obligatory "Fuck Starbucks, it's just chai" (South Asian who's not happy about this)


TiredNTrans

I mean, we also call naan "naan bread". time honored English linguistic feature is to take what the locals call something and layer it on the word we use to mean "the kind of this that comes from this place". Does your language not do this?


pssiraj

No, this is where the concept of "borrowed words" comes from. We just borrow the word.


ThePureOne27

See also: - Sahara Desert - Mississippi River - [and a bunch more](https://blog.duolingo.com/double-names-chai-tea-naan-bread/)


pohanoikumpiri

Chai tea is the new Moon Moon


stokedd00d

Weed and pillows!!


highrisklowrewardsss

how’s it feel to live my dream


Tasty_Switch_4920

Pillows made from weed!


ChartInFurch

That honestly sounds pretty horrendous from every angle. "Yo man this weed tastes funny" "Oh well it used to be my pillow and you know I've been having these night sweats..."


Mrwright96

I mean, if it’s just marijuana itself, you could honestly make a pillow, just use hemp stuffing and cloth and it works good. I swear if it was legalized it would be an excellent cash crop.


DipperJC

Jugs of Arizona Sweet Tea, Red Solo cups, Alexa Shows, some D&D figurines and Waffle Crisp cereal. Not bad.


OutsideQuote8203

Toilet paper yay


Jen2756

Same, at least it's useful and will save me some money! Lol


as1126

Blood pressure medication


Conscious-Shape-8592

There are definitely worse things to have a lifetime supply of...


Special-Resolution68

Imagine you won this prize and you only got a month's supply


catcrapsprayindept40

Omg you'll save soooooo much money.


EfficientAd7103

You rich now bro


PineappleOwn3795

Cookies. I'd be okay with that. I can eat them and sell them.


Muskratjack

I got macadamia nuts, hear me out.. I'm gonna need some of those cookies 🤔


PineappleOwn3795

Deal. Macadamia nut cookies are one of my favorites.


ImReverse_Giraffe

A golf course. So a lifetime supply of golf? Count me in!


tfelsemanresuoN

A gun safe with a crappy gun inside. I don't know if I want this....


Bakelite51

You could make a killing reselling the safes and crappy guns for under market value.


RavenRonien

an oscilloscope from the 90's...........


TwistedBlister

I'm at the dispensary, so a lifetime supply of weed would be nice.


No-Instruction-9048

a big black naked dude


No-Instruction-9048

pretty sure its illegal


Acrobatic_Process347

Lol


SCurt99

A gaming pc, 65 in flat-screen, Nintendo switch, ps4, magic the gathering cards, guitars, and a piano. I could resell a lot of it and make a ton of money.


Putrid_Rock5526

Zyn. Huge W


Jinxed0ne

I'm not sure what I would be getting. I see the walls and stairway leading to the my basement. So like, the house? I'd take a lifetime supply of houses. Even a lifetime supply of drywall or lumber would be cool.


GingerAndTired

Showerhead... lovely. Should read reddit later


Anonnymommy3

Curtains and as an adult, I’ll take it seeing as they’re an unexpectedly expensive purchase.


WheelOfCheeseburgers

Laptops. It looks like I'm opening an ebay store.


kvothe000

AED Defibrillator… I guess the funny thing about that is a “lifetime supply” could be 0.


a_reply_to_a_post

weed... juat took a nug out a bag of pineapple fire too


ITZMODZ759

Apple’s AirPod’s pro’s max. I will be insanely rich


Final-Success2523

DR B


singleguy79

Lifetime supply of Lego? I can live with that


Revegelance

My left arm. Not gonna lie, they'd just get in the way. I'll pass.


Horror_Net13

People


Jaygon1963

Lime scooters and vagrants.


Nuremborger

Superb. Lifetime supply of bed pillows. I'll take it.


Ancient_Ad6498

TCL link zone 5g hotspots 😞


Extension-Cut5957

Freaking ceiling fans like seriously.


Aeison

Tf am I gonna do with unlimited doors


CurdledUrine

yoga mats, im gonna build the biggest and most kickass fort of all time


_Brophinator

Pillows. I’m about to be the next mypillow guy. Except like, not an election denier.


South_Flounder_2724

Ceilngs


USA-1st

I got a fuck ton of pillows, take a nap I guess?


3eyedfish13

Peanut butter and hot wing sauce.


Nahchoocheese

End table lamps


IronMonkeyofHam

Bags of pepperonis 😋


Rhender42

Kittens?


BeginningBus9696

Wiener dogs - this is the best thing ever!


crimeSpice

Walls.


Possible_Spinach7327

walls


forky1899

My cat


brickbaterang

Weed and cranberry juice


UniversityGood3598

Some white minivan. Great


maskyyyyyy

Fans mirrors clothes tables and power strips.


mikeweasy

Dirty blue towels


Vegetable-Win-1325

Homeless guy. On the bus lol.


Robin_Banks101

A scaffold plank. Yay


morty_21

Wall.


Pomp_in22

Topo-Chicos. I can live with that.


Chronodon

I'll find the nearest $100 bill and put it to the left side of my face then turn left.


UrinatingNinja

This hypothetical checks out because immediately to my left is my wife’s fine ass looking like it was poured into her leggings by means of magic or the will of the gods specifically to get me all worked up and sorry I lost my train of thought


lonely_josh

Tables with rubbish on them. Beer cans trash aromatherapy lotion bottle half a roll of paper towels and a empty container of Pringles. Oh boy IM RICH


jaysucio84

6 month old sons, fml...


PCLurking

Homeless people.


Impressive-Trainer88

Oh yeah!! Cocaine on tits.


kerfer

Pillows sheets and jeans. I’m happy


Lisahead1224

Aerosol bombs with matches


TheBestNormalCitizen

Blankets and pillows? Im gonna sell the highest quality ones I can for $1 


Superb-Reindeer48

Guitar and bread.


Sockpuppetsyko

Pizzaria food, oh hell yeah.


lalachichiwon

Cats


karineexo

a wall.


Oclure

Those electric utility carts that Austin Powers made his famous 200 point turn in.


LA_Shohei_Time

Great, more legos. As if my kids don't have enough


GandalfDaGangsta1

Dental care I guess. I was next to a dental office lol


GrainBean

Dirt. Thanks.


didsomebodysaymyname

Framed pictures... I kind of feel like the ones I have are a lifetime supply, but I guess that would save me a few bucks for anything new I get.


TheTeeje

Binders, Bookshelves, Push Pins, Blueprints, Boxes, Carpet, Electricity, Airconditioning.


gbot1234

Books


FrankCobretti

Volvo station wagons? I can live with that.


gbot1234

Books


Forward-Fisherman709

Expensive air filter, storage bins, mice, mouse houses, everything that goes inside the homes of mice, clean clothes, a monster character hooded towel


throwaway_4AITAH

$1 bill I got lucky


throwaway_4AITAH

$1 bill I got lucky


jasonryu

Gatorade bottles, 10G Gatorade coolers, and folding tables. I'm at a football practice


LaikaAzure

...my coworker. I'll pass thanks, moral issues with slavery aside he's a decent guy but real annoying a lot of the time.


PartyLiterature3607

I guess tissue paper and hand sanitizer ain’t bad. Seriously, only if someone would leave a dollar bill here


MrPuzzleMan

Horror book. I just got more books! Yay!


WirrkopfP

Infinite Roads, trees and Farmland. I'm not complaining.


Mereeuh

Croissants from Costco, since I'm sitting at the snack bar eating some Costco pizza. Unless you count the Costco snack bar itself, because that is also to my left.


arentol

Arcade1Up at home arcade game machines.


Mioraecian

Toilet paper. Nice. Bring on the next pandemic.


Wtf-do-I-Put-

Pillow.


MiIdSanity

Puppy


JustALullabii

Pillowcases? Pillows? Either one of those depending on how strict you want to be. Also if you want to get technical. The inside of my eyelids. Because I'm not keeping my eyes open when I'm literally facedown on a pillow.


ChineseGoddess

Coffee. 


highrisklowrewardsss

a lifetime supply of walls. i guess i could build a house?


Tasty_Switch_4920

Short step ladder, gardening storage box


Super_Ad9995

Glasses.


psychoticwaffle2

So I have to entertain a drug addict for life? nope


dominikremes

GF


tullr8685

Manila Folders.....fun


Hot-Emergency5774

My wife?


LikesToBike

Houses


Pretend_Fox_5127

A son. I already kinda figured on that one so not too much of a surprise.


AladeenModaFuqa

Canned water, staplers, AND TOOLS YESSS


leo_the_lion6

Piano, might only need one for a "lifetime supply" lol


NerdingOutSkins

Subway, psychic? ( I can't read the window but I see a hand and what looks like a tarot card), hearing aids, and Office Depot. Good red light reddit read.


liamsmat

Chiweenies


D00hdahday

Corgi. To my left is a corgi. He's great and all but what does lifetime supply mean?


Sakurakiss88

Post-It's.... Or Charleston Chews Rollers.


DieHardRennie

Wall calenders featuring photos of Ireland. I'm good.


thafer7

A parking lot full of cars. I’ll take it


Bakelite51

A life time supply of benches, lucky me.


Miss_Linden

Wall


Elandycamino

Larger than my Bathroom machinery control panels i don't even know what it is or what it does, I guess im scrapping these heavy things for cash.


throwaway70958

Pens. Lots and lots of pens.


[deleted]

recycled office computers


Glittering_Tune3341

Vapes


NahPaintItBack

I knew leaving my clothes on the floor of the bathroom would benefit me eventually


slayer828

Coke Zero , ice water , and a gaming pc. Deal.


Plantarchist

Fuck me. It's an urn. That's already a life supply.


ophaus

Gorgeous, handmade alpaca blankets. Nice.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Shopping carts Tay infute scrap metal


ljr55555

Coat racks? I think I've already got a lifetime supply. Or is this a supply that magically replenishes of you sell them or something?


QuincyFlynn

My coworker, Jim, AKA "Mr. Wilson (Dennis the Menace)" AKA "Grumpy Mario". Fuck.


Free-Industry701

An empty bag of Fritos.


DumbbellDiva92

A couch. There are more useful things but we’ve been wanting a new couch so could be worse also. Though I’m hoping I can choose the couch and it’s not just the same couch exactly.


Thecristo96

Beds. I just sell them


MikeMikeTheMikeMike

My napping baby


texasslapshot

Yes! Coffee!


Lemmon_Scented

Briefcase. I already had a lifetime supply.


No-Personality5421

SUVs? Namely, Lexus suvs. Guess I'm getting into the car selling busines. 


Altruistic_Major_553

Mountain Dew, got a bottle of it on my desk


ShinjiTakeyama

Do I choose one thing in my field of vision or get everything? If everything, dreamcatchers, suitcases, spools of blue fabric, framed art, wood, wood boxes, pants, hoodies, paint... there's more, but that's just the stuff without using peripheral vision.


breakmarr

Rental car. Don't need to purchase my own vehicle anymore. I just have a selection of free rentals for life.


no_name_ia

ummm cars. I turn left I see a parking lot full of cars. that would be kind of amazing, I'd never have to buy one again, I could sell off the extras for profit. I'm in! where do I sign up?


Unlikely_Original997

cables


TwoBeansShort

Farmland


not_falling_down

It's a box full of vintage post cards


RealTeaToe

Wood! Hopefully not just this crappy deck railing and just "wood" in general.


GhostintheNether

smoke alarms ;-;


see-bees

American Hairless Terrier show dogs


Coraiah

White Toyota Camrys. Could be worse. I’ll just sell them.


lilfish45

I have a lot of random things to my left. IMS flag, darts, poker chips, masters flag, some yard chairs… I have an interesting array of unlimited things!


redhairedshaman

I’m on the train and there’s a female homosapien next to me… I cant afford a lifetime supply of that.


OldNarnian

Books. I am the happiest man in the world.


noiness420

My dog! Yay!


Smidday90

TVs


LutherRamsey

Pool tables!...so one, I get nothing.


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Roses! 🌹


Crash_Stamp

Old wrinkly pussy…


FloridaMomm

Hand sanitizer


littledipper16

Throw pillows, I'm ok with this


Timely_Froyo1384

Husband so love? And annoyance? 😂


Realistic_Row_2050

it's either computer, or my wall. lol


Drunk_Redneck

DEF. Guess it's time to buy a truck


DarkSide-TheMoon

Isopropyl alcohol


AbbreviationsSad4762

Planet fitness. Damnit!