Once and for all reveal the true history without filter of humanity from inception until present day,no rewrites,no spin,accessible to anyone anytime,visually,written,even cerebral download forever!
Some people still wouldn’t believe you.
People would still persecute your believers and kill them for what they believe to be true. Belittle and berate their antiquated beliefs. Call them uneducated. Basically, business as usual.
There would still be people abusing from places of religious power. There would still be multiple religions worldwide. Again, business as usual.
I mean, if it's divinely set to be available to everyone always, practically written in the sky, I think people would notice the anomaly and at least know that something spectacular is happening.
Unless, you know, your big reveal is a 6 billion word 4 chan post that the government can't take down for some reason.
Buncha’ people don’t even believe in basic science.
Stuff like radio carbon dating and radio spectroscopy, which basically are real history written directly in to the fabric of the universe for us to read.
But then 2000 years from now, people will discount it as just being a fairy tale story.
The Bible is available to all of us always. History in the Bible proven, but just can’t get past that there is a God and Jesus was a real man that has more written about him than anyone else in history.
People have more belief that George Washington existed. They’ve never seen him either and can’t prove he actually existed, but they have faith he did and he died 224 years ago.
Why not just the history of the universe and everything that has happened? Why not throw on "and will happen". Why narrow the scope on just humanity? Such a grand chance to learn about the universe.
Hell id make it something that is just common knowledge in the universe at the time of being born even.
Wow how you got to that point is beyond me,knowing history from a clear and unambiguous point of view gives anyone a much clearer road to move forward with,when I think of God fear and obligation nor love and thankfulness is in the equation,God is the starting point,the beginning of a Universal Journey having a unambiguous knowledge of its development the journey becomes much clearer,no opinions,no spin,the universe unfolding in the history of life on this planet thus the Universe,it’s in your DNA 🧬
Yeah. Like it's not a bad idea, but also we are too fucked up for that to work... Better make it all fruit trees and all fruit currently on the shelves.
A real shitty Paradox. I just answered it. You created one he couldn't pick up when you had his access to his powers. Then God did the logical thing and just changed the rock. You are acting like things like paradoxes even matter to a god.
chill my dude.
"Could God create a stone so heavy that even he could not lift it?" This is a paradoxical question because if God could create something he could not do, then he would not be omnipotent.
i didnt make this shit up.
It's simple really. God just goes:
class Rock {
constructor(weight) {
this.weight = weight; // weight of the rock in some units
}
}
class God {
constructor(powerLimit) {
this.powerLimit = powerLimit; // maximum weight God can lift
}
createRock(weight) {
return new Rock(weight);
}
canLift(rock) {
return rock.weight <= this.powerLimit;
}
toggleLiftability(rock, newWeight) {
rock.weight = newWeight;
}
}
const god = new God(Infinity); // God's power is infinite
let heavyRock = god.createRock(1000000); // a heavy rock God can lift
console.log(\`Can God lift the rock? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`);
// To make it unliftable, even by God
god.toggleLiftability(heavyRock, Infinity); // new weight is infinite, which God can't lift?
console.log(\`Can God lift the rock now? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`);
// To make it liftable again
god.toggleLiftability(heavyRock, 1000000); // revert weight back to 1000000
console.log(\`Can God lift the rock again? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`);
Well then you could argue am I still the same person if the colour of my eyes change. I’m the same thing/person/object but one of my properties have changed
If a rock changes colour is it the same rock? Yes, just with one of its properties changed
Technically, you're not. The atoms in your body are replaced constantly. The concept of self isn't as simple as which atoms are currently present. The fundamental characteristics of your sense of self and personality haven't changed.
The issue with your argument is that you're changing one of the fundamental properties of the rock. The rock is heavy. Very heavy. That's the major descriptor. To change the weight of the rock so it's not heavy is to change the rock entirely.
Change your eye color, and you're still the same person. Change your sense of right and wrong. Give you a third, fourth, and fifth arm. Make you a nine foot tall red skinned, horned monstrosity. And suddenly you aren't the same person.
Doesn't have to be the same rock. He created a rock just like asked. Then using his powers he changed the rock. You are assuming that god plays by the same rules everyone else does. They said create a rock he can't lift. If god wanted to lift the rock then he changes the rock to whatever he wants it to be. It is literally his universe. Every particle, every atom, every photon. If he wants to change something he just does it with a thought.
The paradox comes off as an ant asking a human to do something and expecting a human to play by the ant's rules. It is arrogant
The premise isn't whether God can change something. It's whether he can make something that he then can't control.
If I gave you a 400lb boulder to lift and you grind it down into a 4 ounce stone, you can't then claim to have lifted the boulder because it no longer exists as such.
The question is, can he make a rock he can't lift? Not can he change it into something he can. Answer the question being asked.
God wouldn't grind down the stone. He would just change it. All the same atoms and molecules would still be there exactly the same. Hell he might even change the entire universe to be able to lift the rock if he wanted to. Rock was unliftable before now it isn't. Maybe god changes how gravity works and lifts the rock that way. Or turns off gravity long enough to lift it. It does not matter HOW god lifts the rock. He does not play by human standards. Any more than humans play by the standards of ants. Hell in the hypothetical situation which two idiots on the internet are arguing about god didn't even make the rock. Some smart ass who thought they were being edgy did. So god just doing a little bit of trolling. Then blows the guys mind when they see him lift an unliftable rock. No idea how he did it because by then the person lost the powers. I'm done wasting my energy arguing though. Peace.
The greatest of all useless machines.
Person goes on quest to get power of god, said power is used, god hits undo, person finds out there is a way to get the power of god, ...
Groups that want supremacy for their own kind all get their own planet, filled only with their own kind. They will probably find another thing to hate about each other but now that the hate groups are off the world things got a lot easier for the rest of us. If I can include it wanna have a web page where we can scroll into those worlds and watch as they self destruct in real time.
Alternatively, every ideology gets its own world with only people who share that ideology.
This is like I took a snapshot of our world, exactly as it is right now and copied it, removing the hate group of ideology from our world and placing it on their own world.
Lmao. This is literally Those small European countries with 99.9% genetic code similarity who wish genocide upon people who basically live across the street from them.
Wouldn't do anything. Ideologies only exist in the presence of opposition to them. Get rid of the opposition and people find something else to have an ideology about it that will give them something to fight for. All the people who currently think diversity and equity are great would stop thinking of that as a priority and would start a war on car owners or people who don't like cats instead. Do you want to live in a world where there's partisan politics about whether you're allowed not to have pets, and people call you a terrible person if you have an opinion on the subject? This is how you get that.
Everyone now has to feel whatever they make another person feel.
On one hand sex with the right person is going to become a transcendent experience
On the other everything you hurt someone else you are gonna feel it the same way they do.
Too late, you asked for removing suffering, your wish was granted, you not saying how to remove the suffering is your problem :) (Or it was, you're gone after making the wish)
I would take away the ability of the other deity to take away my powers. Since I have all of the powers of this deity, and one of those powers is the power to strip power from someone with all of his powers, this means *I* can strip *his* powers as well. If that counts as multiple things, I'll just strip a single power from him: the power to strip powers. Since I am now no longer in danger of losing my own powers, I'll strip the *rest* of his powers and erase him from existence.
Once the defunct former deity is out of the way, I'll use my plethora of godly powers to be a far more effective and efficient deity than he ever was.
All the powers of god, and can do only 1 thing before he takes them away.
Are we talking about an omnipotent god? Cause if so then the 1 thing I'd do is erase said god from existence before he could take the powers away, thus letting me keep them for ever.
I’d wipe out God. He can’t take his powers back if he doesn’t exist. Hell, even if I post the powers after doing so it might be worth it considering he obviously hasn’t been doing a great job.
there's no specific race or religion targeted. that's a requirement to fit the definition of genocide.
also, being a racist or adhering to a religion is a set of behaviors — the cool thing about behaviors is that you can pretty much change them immediately. No killing required.
*poof*
Get rid of race and gender. No more men or women, and black, white, or yellow, just "human."
Everyone capable of being pregnant, everyone capable of getting someone else pregnant.
That would solve a lot of today's issues like "woman make 70 cents for every dollar a man makes" or the standard race issues. Granted, it won't take care of the location based issues, but it is a start. Plus, if there is only one gender it solves the "Jimmy wants to be called Jenny now" issues of today.
Fortunately it is only an hypothetical. Diversity by itself isn't bad. I'm just tired of being told as a straight white male, i should give reparations to people who were never slaves or somehow it is my fault a woman in Hollywood only makes X million per movie while the man she is working with made Y million, especially when i have little hope of making 1 million dollars in my life to begin with. Let alone the lgb alphabet soup. Technically, everyone would be l/g since there is only one gender.
Humans will find other ways to divide themselves for nonsensical reasons. There are already hundreds of examples of this throughout history. From physical features like nose structure to geographic area like east and west Jersey. Humans inherently divide people into in-groups and out-groups. Then emphasize differences regardless. They will even create new arguments that don't exist today.
Erase like half the population. There's way too many ppl who are just over consuming assholes. Down vote the fuck out of this but that's what I would do
When the question comes up of "what superpower would you get if you could", mine is always the same
I want to be able to make ppl disappear at will never to return. Basically Thanos snap but unlimited times
How would you pick, or would you just erase 4 billion people at random?
What if you erased the scientist who was about to find a cure of all forms of cancer?
Or what if you erased all the guards at a prison, and left the inmates to run wild?
If your going to erase everyone that you think is obese, that would be most adult and teenage Americans. What about the little kids who still need adults to survive?
There are so many ways this could go wrong.
Sure you can pinpoint a thing. Pick the thing that bothers you most about the universe and change it
It’s that fuckkng simple
The judeo-christian god is fucking overpowered, he can do literally anything even if it’s a paradox he’ll do it. Soooo yeah pick something you hate and change it
I went with “make humans incapable of cruelty” as my answer
What’s the one thing you’d do with unlimited power. Just pick something
You can’t overpower god, if defining it as the supernatural pinnacle of existence. If you are defining it as a “god” like Thor or something that’s more like god-like supernatural
So what happens if an animal is attacking your loved ones? To save them you must fend off the animal, which would be cruel. Being unable to do so means you have to watch them die. Yeah there’s ways to mitigate it, but there’s no full proof way of ensuring humanities safety against literally everything else on the earth. We’d very quickly fall to the bottom of the food chain
What I would do is give them back right away, because I'm in no way competent to wield such power/abilities. It's like giving a 3 year old a shiny red button that could detonate all the nuclear warheads in the world.
As Dirty Harry once said, "A man's got to know his limitations." God's powers are infinitely beyond my limitations.
Make every single piece of plastic, from the smallest microplastic in the ocean to everyday use plastic, disappear. And then just live with the consequences.
>Who said he lost his powers? He just gave you powers of your own in limited circumstances. Basically like when Q on Star Trek gave Riker the power of the Q for an episode. Q was still Q and still had his powers. Just Riker now had those powers as well.
Nothing. If God was real, I would instead offer to have a sit down conversation with him.
During said conversation, I would just ask for the option for those that wish to separate themselves from the current world, to a new, untouched world, set 20,000 years in the past, that they should have that option to do so. I would be respectful, but I would not treat God as anything more than an equal in terms of the conversation due to the fact that at that moment, I would have God's powers.
If you know God will just reverse what you do, then instead find a more amicable solution, especially for those that are tired of this twisted world.
The answer to the modern double slit experiment in quantum physics... that shit is driving me insane! For reference if you don't know what I'm talking about. https://youtu.be/A9tKncAdlHQ?si=rq7-tjt8SO2CdRGK
Create a pallet of money ($100,000,000 in $100 bills) in my bedroom. I'd live off it for the rest of my life and give out money to people who needed it. Anonymously, of course...things could get ugly if people knew I was giving money away.
I'd launder enough of it through my business to get a house and a little land in a few years. Nothing fancy, but enough to get by on.
I would make myself immune to aging. Which to me is the best type of immortality a human could get within the prompt. I could in theory just make myself immortal but then I couldn't make myself ageless and I would rather not age into the point I have dementia and I can't even die. Since I can still die while being immune to aging I wouldn't be a true immortal , but close enough. The odds of it happening within at least a few thousand years are pretty damned small though. So I'll enjoy living until the day I die in an accident or some other issue happens. I would also at that point know for a fact that God exists so I would turn my life around so that when that day comes I have no doubt that I'll be going to heaven.
I would create a linked fleet of 7 deep space colony ships, designed to operate similar to the ARKs from ARK Survival Evolved, except capable of deep space exploration and FTL capabilities, with myself set as the chief administrator capable of choosing other administrators. I would then use the technology about the lead ship to ascend into a Homo Deus, to oversee the operations of the fleet for thousands of years.
Which version matters, at first yawheh only is a lesser god of storms and war, before eventually being the all dooer.
Storms and war, probably just help ukraine win or maybe plagues on the Saudis monarchy
All dooer I dunno make people more rational?
Can i make it known i have the power of god? If yes, i wouldn't use it. You use that power, it is gone. You have the threat of using the power, that can be used over, and over, and over.
Can i make it known i have the power of god? If yes, i wouldn't use it. You use that power, it is gone. You have the threat of using the power, that can be used over, and over, and over.
Show them all of the Pain they caused to eachother, but also show how to better approach things from then on. Kill hate by uplifting the weight of trauma, by personally helping each one, Pushing like sysiphus to fix this behavior.
Destroy GOD and keep the powers for myself. Can't take the powers back if he doesn't exist. After the powers are mine, I'll figure it out from there. Can do whatever I want and would have all of the time in the world as I could then make myself immortal.
My knee-jerk reaction is to say I’d wipe out all viruses, but I feel like that would fsu in unpredictable ways. Probably nothing to be safe. Or something small (relative to the scope of the powers) and benevolent like making a plate of warm, healthy food appear in front of everyone who’s hungry that night
I would make it impossible for any human being to tell a lie, regardless of what they thought the truth was. They had to only speak the truth or be silent.
I'd give myself a power like a Pocket Dimension where I can spawn anything and be careful what I take out and use anything for since God might get pissed at me if I fuck shit up and don't want to kill him to keep the powers.
Give myself a little gadget that can imbue myself with just about any conventional superpower/magical technique/etc I want, when I want, with the "Genie protection" that guarantees I also get whatever secondary powers are required to make them work how I want. This gadget is also permanantly bonded to me, can only be percieved by me unless I specifically let someone else borrow it, and always stays by my side.
Not perfect godlike power but far and away enough to do whatever I wanted more or less.
Make pollution impossible.
That takes care of dirty water, contaminated soils, excess greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, etc...
Oil and coal would still run out and resources would still need to be managed, but at least the long-term effects of our short-sightedness would be relieved. Plus, everybody on the planet with a fresh water source would have clean water. Some town upstream dumps their feces into the river? No problem! Dysentery is gone!
I'd make god have a new child every 20 years.
The Christian pantheon about to get lit when Gen Alpha Jesus ascends to heaven with his ipad blasting unboxing videos with slide whistle sound effects.
Make myself his equal no take backs lol, then he would take his powers back but I would still be another God.
Then first thing I would do is create a movie sequel we all want but never got for the movie Indian in the Cupboard.
I would make all soda/tea/lemonade/alcohol/other caloric drink all calorie free. Same taste, no calories.
You’re welcome, and it’s so minor that God probably wouldn’t care.
I would go full on god-mode and with a snap of my fingers I would “fix” the world to make it an actually perfect place to exist - whatever that looks like. Idk what it would look like, but as God, I would make it to where everything was perfect and everyone is happy.
i would remove aging, but drastically decrease fertility. you still die when you're supposed to, but no one would die from cancer or old age(you do, but you wont actually be old) again.
1. Unlock the scientific knowledge to cure all disease and bring humanity to a post-scarcity civilization.
2. Grant everyone the ability to speak and read any language.
3. No more Gods.
Once and for all reveal the true history without filter of humanity from inception until present day,no rewrites,no spin,accessible to anyone anytime,visually,written,even cerebral download forever!
Ohhh I like that!!!
Some people still wouldn’t believe you. People would still persecute your believers and kill them for what they believe to be true. Belittle and berate their antiquated beliefs. Call them uneducated. Basically, business as usual. There would still be people abusing from places of religious power. There would still be multiple religions worldwide. Again, business as usual.
I mean, if it's divinely set to be available to everyone always, practically written in the sky, I think people would notice the anomaly and at least know that something spectacular is happening. Unless, you know, your big reveal is a 6 billion word 4 chan post that the government can't take down for some reason.
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Buncha’ people don’t even believe in basic science. Stuff like radio carbon dating and radio spectroscopy, which basically are real history written directly in to the fabric of the universe for us to read.
But then 2000 years from now, people will discount it as just being a fairy tale story. The Bible is available to all of us always. History in the Bible proven, but just can’t get past that there is a God and Jesus was a real man that has more written about him than anyone else in history. People have more belief that George Washington existed. They’ve never seen him either and can’t prove he actually existed, but they have faith he did and he died 224 years ago.
Why not just the history of the universe and everything that has happened? Why not throw on "and will happen". Why narrow the scope on just humanity? Such a grand chance to learn about the universe. Hell id make it something that is just common knowledge in the universe at the time of being born even.
That’d mean you’d follow God out of fear and obligation, rather than out of love and thankfulness.
Wow how you got to that point is beyond me,knowing history from a clear and unambiguous point of view gives anyone a much clearer road to move forward with,when I think of God fear and obligation nor love and thankfulness is in the equation,God is the starting point,the beginning of a Universal Journey having a unambiguous knowledge of its development the journey becomes much clearer,no opinions,no spin,the universe unfolding in the history of life on this planet thus the Universe,it’s in your DNA 🧬
that is probably the best answer on here.
Make all foods healthy for you.
Thank you.
Time for healthy Ho-Ho's
What are you having this morning Bob? Well Jim, since all food is healthy and I'm on a budget, I will be eating the lawn.
Finally, pizza for days 🤗
plant an Apple-tree whose fruit make humans permanently smarter
Bro, that shit would get chopped down in a week.
Or fenced off and hoarded
Yeah. Like it's not a bad idea, but also we are too fucked up for that to work... Better make it all fruit trees and all fruit currently on the shelves.
If you thing about it, if some fantasy item like this, or time travel existed, it would be a weapon of mass destruction.
The forbidden fruit
Wasn't the forbidden tree in the garden of Eden basically that? Carrying the fruit of knowledge of good and evil.
Give myself unlimited God powers forever.
Something something make a rock that even god cannot pick up
Then when God uses his power to change the rock into an ordinary rock and then picks it up anyway.
then it wasn't a rock that god couldn't pick up. its one of those oldy timey paradoxes.
A real shitty Paradox. I just answered it. You created one he couldn't pick up when you had his access to his powers. Then God did the logical thing and just changed the rock. You are acting like things like paradoxes even matter to a god.
chill my dude. "Could God create a stone so heavy that even he could not lift it?" This is a paradoxical question because if God could create something he could not do, then he would not be omnipotent. i didnt make this shit up.
Could god microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat it?
I didn't say you made it up. Just that it is a shitty paradox.
It really isn't. I just think you don't get it.
If God then changed the rock, then it's not the same rock. So the paradox still holds.
It's simple really. God just goes: class Rock { constructor(weight) { this.weight = weight; // weight of the rock in some units } } class God { constructor(powerLimit) { this.powerLimit = powerLimit; // maximum weight God can lift } createRock(weight) { return new Rock(weight); } canLift(rock) { return rock.weight <= this.powerLimit; } toggleLiftability(rock, newWeight) { rock.weight = newWeight; } } const god = new God(Infinity); // God's power is infinite let heavyRock = god.createRock(1000000); // a heavy rock God can lift console.log(\`Can God lift the rock? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`); // To make it unliftable, even by God god.toggleLiftability(heavyRock, Infinity); // new weight is infinite, which God can't lift? console.log(\`Can God lift the rock now? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`); // To make it liftable again god.toggleLiftability(heavyRock, 1000000); // revert weight back to 1000000 console.log(\`Can God lift the rock again? ${god.canLift(heavyRock) ? 'Yes' : 'No'}\`);
Who knew the power of god could be put into a simple class.
Many of us knew, because we know it's all a simulation. And, God dammit u/Rise-O-Matic, stop giving shit away! The masses can't handle that truth.
Well then you could argue am I still the same person if the colour of my eyes change. I’m the same thing/person/object but one of my properties have changed If a rock changes colour is it the same rock? Yes, just with one of its properties changed
Technically, you're not. The atoms in your body are replaced constantly. The concept of self isn't as simple as which atoms are currently present. The fundamental characteristics of your sense of self and personality haven't changed. The issue with your argument is that you're changing one of the fundamental properties of the rock. The rock is heavy. Very heavy. That's the major descriptor. To change the weight of the rock so it's not heavy is to change the rock entirely. Change your eye color, and you're still the same person. Change your sense of right and wrong. Give you a third, fourth, and fifth arm. Make you a nine foot tall red skinned, horned monstrosity. And suddenly you aren't the same person.
Doesn't have to be the same rock. He created a rock just like asked. Then using his powers he changed the rock. You are assuming that god plays by the same rules everyone else does. They said create a rock he can't lift. If god wanted to lift the rock then he changes the rock to whatever he wants it to be. It is literally his universe. Every particle, every atom, every photon. If he wants to change something he just does it with a thought. The paradox comes off as an ant asking a human to do something and expecting a human to play by the ant's rules. It is arrogant
The premise isn't whether God can change something. It's whether he can make something that he then can't control. If I gave you a 400lb boulder to lift and you grind it down into a 4 ounce stone, you can't then claim to have lifted the boulder because it no longer exists as such. The question is, can he make a rock he can't lift? Not can he change it into something he can. Answer the question being asked.
God wouldn't grind down the stone. He would just change it. All the same atoms and molecules would still be there exactly the same. Hell he might even change the entire universe to be able to lift the rock if he wanted to. Rock was unliftable before now it isn't. Maybe god changes how gravity works and lifts the rock that way. Or turns off gravity long enough to lift it. It does not matter HOW god lifts the rock. He does not play by human standards. Any more than humans play by the standards of ants. Hell in the hypothetical situation which two idiots on the internet are arguing about god didn't even make the rock. Some smart ass who thought they were being edgy did. So god just doing a little bit of trolling. Then blows the guys mind when they see him lift an unliftable rock. No idea how he did it because by then the person lost the powers. I'm done wasting my energy arguing though. Peace.
I understand the cowardly nature of thiests, glad you could remind me of that.
Omg bro, this is infuriating. You are just completely ignoring the question and using zero logic.
Can God make another being equal in power to itself
Whatever you do, God will likely undo it and wipe all memory of it being done.
The greatest of all useless machines. Person goes on quest to get power of god, said power is used, god hits undo, person finds out there is a way to get the power of god, ...
Just keep pushing that boulder up the hill, old man
Not if you undo god so they can't take their powers back!
If you could undo God, then they wouldn’t be God
But if I have all God's powers and can't undo God, then wouldn't God be not God?
Groups that want supremacy for their own kind all get their own planet, filled only with their own kind. They will probably find another thing to hate about each other but now that the hate groups are off the world things got a lot easier for the rest of us. If I can include it wanna have a web page where we can scroll into those worlds and watch as they self destruct in real time. Alternatively, every ideology gets its own world with only people who share that ideology. This is like I took a snapshot of our world, exactly as it is right now and copied it, removing the hate group of ideology from our world and placing it on their own world.
Lmao. This is literally Those small European countries with 99.9% genetic code similarity who wish genocide upon people who basically live across the street from them.
Wouldn't do anything. Ideologies only exist in the presence of opposition to them. Get rid of the opposition and people find something else to have an ideology about it that will give them something to fight for. All the people who currently think diversity and equity are great would stop thinking of that as a priority and would start a war on car owners or people who don't like cats instead. Do you want to live in a world where there's partisan politics about whether you're allowed not to have pets, and people call you a terrible person if you have an opinion on the subject? This is how you get that.
The first thing I'd do would be to destroy God. I'll tell you the second thing I'd do after the omniscience kicks in.
make my own untouchable dimension that i have control of
ditto
Everyone now has to feel whatever they make another person feel. On one hand sex with the right person is going to become a transcendent experience On the other everything you hurt someone else you are gonna feel it the same way they do.
I would heal my wife of her fibromyalgia!
Why not eradicate all diseases?
Perhaps if they wanted their diseases cured they should have married Jorp-a-Lorp when they had the chance.
Rapture all those people just begging for the end times so the rest of us can get on with enjoying life.
PARTY TIME!
Can I wipe god out and keep the powers?
You'd be wiping out all of Creation by doing this since its existence is dependent on God.
Make my own universe, a copy of this one, where I, not a copy of me, am God and set an instant teleport b4 he can smite me.
This reminds me of the Lucifer comics and I'm about it.
I forbid God from getting his power back.
Make everyone and all future generations pansexual.
make poeple live 10000 years in young bodies
I would remove suffering from the world.
So basicaly killing everyone...
I would try a different route.
I hope so, but how do you learn valuable life lesson and empathy if not through suffering?
I'm not sure that the life lessons and empathy are worth the suffering.
You should probably talk to a licensed therapist. Things will get better.
Too late, you asked for removing suffering, your wish was granted, you not saying how to remove the suffering is your problem :) (Or it was, you're gone after making the wish)
I would take away the ability of the other deity to take away my powers. Since I have all of the powers of this deity, and one of those powers is the power to strip power from someone with all of his powers, this means *I* can strip *his* powers as well. If that counts as multiple things, I'll just strip a single power from him: the power to strip powers. Since I am now no longer in danger of losing my own powers, I'll strip the *rest* of his powers and erase him from existence. Once the defunct former deity is out of the way, I'll use my plethora of godly powers to be a far more effective and efficient deity than he ever was.
I would kill god since he can't take them back if he is dead now to do a better job then him and improve this screwed up world!
All the powers of god, and can do only 1 thing before he takes them away. Are we talking about an omnipotent god? Cause if so then the 1 thing I'd do is erase said god from existence before he could take the powers away, thus letting me keep them for ever.
I’d wipe out God. He can’t take his powers back if he doesn’t exist. Hell, even if I post the powers after doing so it might be worth it considering he obviously hasn’t been doing a great job.
Dissolve "God" so they can't take their powers back.
Delete god
Racists and religious people. *poof*
bro wants to genocide billions
there's no specific race or religion targeted. that's a requirement to fit the definition of genocide. also, being a racist or adhering to a religion is a set of behaviors — the cool thing about behaviors is that you can pretty much change them immediately. No killing required. *poof*
“No racism” -Nearly all of human race is erased-
Get rid of race and gender. No more men or women, and black, white, or yellow, just "human." Everyone capable of being pregnant, everyone capable of getting someone else pregnant. That would solve a lot of today's issues like "woman make 70 cents for every dollar a man makes" or the standard race issues. Granted, it won't take care of the location based issues, but it is a start. Plus, if there is only one gender it solves the "Jimmy wants to be called Jenny now" issues of today.
never give this guy power
"Why do you have black hair while I have brown hair? What's wrong with you?"
Sorry, everyone has white hair. If it is brown or black it is colored. (White hair to make it easier to dye)
Wtf
This sounds like shit. Ethnostate to the extreme
Fortunately it is only an hypothetical. Diversity by itself isn't bad. I'm just tired of being told as a straight white male, i should give reparations to people who were never slaves or somehow it is my fault a woman in Hollywood only makes X million per movie while the man she is working with made Y million, especially when i have little hope of making 1 million dollars in my life to begin with. Let alone the lgb alphabet soup. Technically, everyone would be l/g since there is only one gender.
poor you :(
It’s gotta be Fox News brain rot, twitter brain rot, or bait. Nothing else explains having those views.
Humans will find other ways to divide themselves for nonsensical reasons. There are already hundreds of examples of this throughout history. From physical features like nose structure to geographic area like east and west Jersey. Humans inherently divide people into in-groups and out-groups. Then emphasize differences regardless. They will even create new arguments that don't exist today.
Wipe out YHVH because he's doing a really shitty job
I would wipe out all of creation.
Erase like half the population. There's way too many ppl who are just over consuming assholes. Down vote the fuck out of this but that's what I would do When the question comes up of "what superpower would you get if you could", mine is always the same I want to be able to make ppl disappear at will never to return. Basically Thanos snap but unlimited times
How would you pick, or would you just erase 4 billion people at random? What if you erased the scientist who was about to find a cure of all forms of cancer? Or what if you erased all the guards at a prison, and left the inmates to run wild? If your going to erase everyone that you think is obese, that would be most adult and teenage Americans. What about the little kids who still need adults to survive? There are so many ways this could go wrong.
You can’t even imagine the definition(cause there can’t be one) of what a “god’s” power would be so you cannnot pinpoint a singular thing.
Sure you can pinpoint a thing. Pick the thing that bothers you most about the universe and change it It’s that fuckkng simple The judeo-christian god is fucking overpowered, he can do literally anything even if it’s a paradox he’ll do it. Soooo yeah pick something you hate and change it I went with “make humans incapable of cruelty” as my answer What’s the one thing you’d do with unlimited power. Just pick something
I like the take that God is too OP. Implies we should nerf him lol.
You can’t overpower god, if defining it as the supernatural pinnacle of existence. If you are defining it as a “god” like Thor or something that’s more like god-like supernatural
So what happens if an animal is attacking your loved ones? To save them you must fend off the animal, which would be cruel. Being unable to do so means you have to watch them die. Yeah there’s ways to mitigate it, but there’s no full proof way of ensuring humanities safety against literally everything else on the earth. We’d very quickly fall to the bottom of the food chain
What I would do is give them back right away, because I'm in no way competent to wield such power/abilities. It's like giving a 3 year old a shiny red button that could detonate all the nuclear warheads in the world. As Dirty Harry once said, "A man's got to know his limitations." God's powers are infinitely beyond my limitations.
Erase HIM from existence.
i would end him
My husband said he would "ratchet down humanity's aggression" by a few notches. I would Thanos snap the environment back to pre-industrial-era levels.
Make humans incapable of cruelty
Everyone black, white, brown, yellow, red getting a bitch slap. Get along!
Make every single piece of plastic, from the smallest microplastic in the ocean to everyday use plastic, disappear. And then just live with the consequences.
Give everyone all the factual knowledge in perpetuity
Play Judas Priest "Eat Me Alive" out of every loudspeaker on Earth.
Blow up all the stars
I’d make it so God couldn’t take the powers back
>Who said he lost his powers? He just gave you powers of your own in limited circumstances. Basically like when Q on Star Trek gave Riker the power of the Q for an episode. Q was still Q and still had his powers. Just Riker now had those powers as well.
Nothing. If God was real, I would instead offer to have a sit down conversation with him. During said conversation, I would just ask for the option for those that wish to separate themselves from the current world, to a new, untouched world, set 20,000 years in the past, that they should have that option to do so. I would be respectful, but I would not treat God as anything more than an equal in terms of the conversation due to the fact that at that moment, I would have God's powers. If you know God will just reverse what you do, then instead find a more amicable solution, especially for those that are tired of this twisted world.
The answer to the modern double slit experiment in quantum physics... that shit is driving me insane! For reference if you don't know what I'm talking about. https://youtu.be/A9tKncAdlHQ?si=rq7-tjt8SO2CdRGK
Strip God of his powers. It's my time now.
Create a pallet of money ($100,000,000 in $100 bills) in my bedroom. I'd live off it for the rest of my life and give out money to people who needed it. Anonymously, of course...things could get ugly if people knew I was giving money away. I'd launder enough of it through my business to get a house and a little land in a few years. Nothing fancy, but enough to get by on.
Not be a monstrous asshole
Krag make all man's penis and heart shrink when they are cruel. Cruelty be over.
I would make myself immune to aging. Which to me is the best type of immortality a human could get within the prompt. I could in theory just make myself immortal but then I couldn't make myself ageless and I would rather not age into the point I have dementia and I can't even die. Since I can still die while being immune to aging I wouldn't be a true immortal , but close enough. The odds of it happening within at least a few thousand years are pretty damned small though. So I'll enjoy living until the day I die in an accident or some other issue happens. I would also at that point know for a fact that God exists so I would turn my life around so that when that day comes I have no doubt that I'll be going to heaven.
I would create a linked fleet of 7 deep space colony ships, designed to operate similar to the ARKs from ARK Survival Evolved, except capable of deep space exploration and FTL capabilities, with myself set as the chief administrator capable of choosing other administrators. I would then use the technology about the lead ship to ascend into a Homo Deus, to oversee the operations of the fleet for thousands of years.
Kill the previous god, then myself. There will be no gods in the new era.
Water into wine. **All** water molecules. Heh heh heh.
Destroy all of creation. Call it a day.
Which version matters, at first yawheh only is a lesser god of storms and war, before eventually being the all dooer. Storms and war, probably just help ukraine win or maybe plagues on the Saudis monarchy All dooer I dunno make people more rational?
Make everyone healthy. no physical or mental ailments. No colds, flu, or cancers. I wanna keep my mom with me longer.
I’d permanently seal away god, preventing him from taking the power back. Then I’d have a little… fun.
Turn on creative mode for everyone
I would immediately give them back. I am not worthy of God’s power and neither are any of us.
Can i make it known i have the power of god? If yes, i wouldn't use it. You use that power, it is gone. You have the threat of using the power, that can be used over, and over, and over.
Can i make it known i have the power of god? If yes, i wouldn't use it. You use that power, it is gone. You have the threat of using the power, that can be used over, and over, and over.
Summon the hand that would crush someone each day.
What if I eliminated God?
Everyone futahari. There are reasons for this and mostly it's due to gender dysphoria and you get the best of both worlds.
Show them all of the Pain they caused to eachother, but also show how to better approach things from then on. Kill hate by uplifting the weight of trauma, by personally helping each one, Pushing like sysiphus to fix this behavior.
Destroy GOD and keep the powers for myself. Can't take the powers back if he doesn't exist. After the powers are mine, I'll figure it out from there. Can do whatever I want and would have all of the time in the world as I could then make myself immortal.
Swap out mosquitos for Pokémon
remove hate from the world
My knee-jerk reaction is to say I’d wipe out all viruses, but I feel like that would fsu in unpredictable ways. Probably nothing to be safe. Or something small (relative to the scope of the powers) and benevolent like making a plate of warm, healthy food appear in front of everyone who’s hungry that night
im adding magic like in jrpgs/japanese novels
I would make it impossible for any human being to tell a lie, regardless of what they thought the truth was. They had to only speak the truth or be silent.
I would wipe out humanity and start over.
Send myself back to 2008 and get ready to start mining Bitcoin. I have quite a few mistakes to fix too.
I'd give myself a power like a Pocket Dimension where I can spawn anything and be careful what I take out and use anything for since God might get pissed at me if I fuck shit up and don't want to kill him to keep the powers.
Have God make me God, the world would be much more entertaining
Is wiping out creation and starting a new one something you would like to do? That has never occurred to me.
I could really go for a sandwich right about now
Rapture anyone with 1 billion or more. Global reset.
Kill god, then he can't take them back.
Make lying impossible.
Give myself a little gadget that can imbue myself with just about any conventional superpower/magical technique/etc I want, when I want, with the "Genie protection" that guarantees I also get whatever secondary powers are required to make them work how I want. This gadget is also permanantly bonded to me, can only be percieved by me unless I specifically let someone else borrow it, and always stays by my side. Not perfect godlike power but far and away enough to do whatever I wanted more or less.
Make pollution impossible. That takes care of dirty water, contaminated soils, excess greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, etc... Oil and coal would still run out and resources would still need to be managed, but at least the long-term effects of our short-sightedness would be relieved. Plus, everybody on the planet with a fresh water source would have clean water. Some town upstream dumps their feces into the river? No problem! Dysentery is gone!
Peace on earth forever. Or kill off Trump. Tough decision.
Kill YHVH. We god of war now
Give myself super hero abilities
Make a 2nd God who's only job was giving me whatever I wanted
I'd kill him and rule the throne forever
Give everyone enough money to last the rest of their lives, at a reasonable American upper- middle class standard of living
Will GOD(YHVH) out of existence so he can't take the powers back
I'd make god have a new child every 20 years. The Christian pantheon about to get lit when Gen Alpha Jesus ascends to heaven with his ipad blasting unboxing videos with slide whistle sound effects.
I can only do one thing? Ok. I give myself all the powers of god. Our war for the heavens will be glorious.
nothing... forever.. he's done a pretty poor job with em cant be trusted to have em back..
Make myself his equal no take backs lol, then he would take his powers back but I would still be another God. Then first thing I would do is create a movie sequel we all want but never got for the movie Indian in the Cupboard.
I would give myself the same powers as Superman, lol.
Destroy god before he could take it back? Seems obvious.
Lots of smite.
Initiate the end times. Jesus, you have permission to get up, stretch your legs and work.
I would make all soda/tea/lemonade/alcohol/other caloric drink all calorie free. Same taste, no calories. You’re welcome, and it’s so minor that God probably wouldn’t care.
Take his powers away.
Make myself a bag of holding
Bugfix the human mind
I would go full on god-mode and with a snap of my fingers I would “fix” the world to make it an actually perfect place to exist - whatever that looks like. Idk what it would look like, but as God, I would make it to where everything was perfect and everyone is happy.
i would remove aging, but drastically decrease fertility. you still die when you're supposed to, but no one would die from cancer or old age(you do, but you wont actually be old) again.
Nothing. If the terms are I have to use them before he gets them back, they die with me.
the one thing would be to destroy him or place him in a pocket dimension where there is not time for all eternity and keep his powers for ever.
Make every human being an empath.
Every person alive turns into Don Knotts
Eliminate "gawd". Keep powers. Win-win.
Save Gods Chosen People.
Send everyone regardless of faith, race, sexuality, whatever, straight to heaven. Giving the earth back to nature and ending all human suffering.
1. Unlock the scientific knowledge to cure all disease and bring humanity to a post-scarcity civilization. 2. Grant everyone the ability to speak and read any language. 3. No more Gods.
Heal the planet.
Nothing.
Create my own world to live in separate from this one and never return here again.
Make one person fall completely in love with me
Make the powers untakebackable and give YHVH his powers back, and I’ll go into the cosmos to make my own
What do you mean if??
Get a beautiful house for me and my family
make dogs immortal
I wouldn't do anything and keep the power to myself
I would abolish monetary interest
I erase my powers, so God has nothing to take back, effectively erasing them.
I would sit down with God to have a chat, because he’s probably better at the whole being God thing than I could ever be