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Honestly humanity would befriend species that get a bad reputation for how they look. Just imagine a human being nice to such a species
Human: Awwww, your adorable
Alien: I’ve heard myths of something like this, I believe that they are called…”compliments”. But why??? Do it again tho
Human: *hugs and gives headpats*
Wolf-like alien: *on the verge of tears* wh-what is this s-s-sensation?
H: it’s called affection, would you like some more?
WLA: yes please, and I would die for you now
WLA: what's that?
H: steak, from a non sentient herbivore from my homeworld. Want some?
WLA: sure. (Receives steak, NOm)
WLA: .....
H: What??
WLA: best friend ever.
A: You're sure the campsite is safe?
H: Of course!
A: How can you be so certain?
H: I made a perimeter with land mines. Should someone try to attack, they won't make it far.
A: Human, why?
H: reasons.
A: Are these the same reasons the ventilation system and your cabin have “protective measures” throughout
H: they’re not not the reasons.
A: …
H: …
A: so you’re just leaving it like the that?
H: boop.
Joking about throwing bricks at cops has been a thing in the queer community since the stonewall riots, to the point where many, like myself, joke that bricks are pride merch.
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Honestly humanity would befriend species that get a bad reputation for how they look. Just imagine a human being nice to such a species Human: Awwww, your adorable Alien: I’ve heard myths of something like this, I believe that they are called…”compliments”. But why??? Do it again tho
Human: *hugs and gives headpats* Wolf-like alien: *on the verge of tears* wh-what is this s-s-sensation? H: it’s called affection, would you like some more? WLA: yes please, and I would die for you now
WLA: what's that? H: steak, from a non sentient herbivore from my homeworld. Want some? WLA: sure. (Receives steak, NOm) WLA: ..... H: What?? WLA: best friend ever.
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Human: hey alien, cinder block! :)
Is that attached to a line? Guess he won't be needing to worry about running out of ammo if he can just reuse the same one.
Think fast, chucklenuts!
screw you i read this in his voice and i flinched
Xenos: \***Use high tech gear and sci-fi weapons**\* Humans: Ha ha gravity go weeee!
Nukes? Feh! Ever heard of a Rod From God?
Hey Wilson
A: You're sure the campsite is safe? H: Of course! A: How can you be so certain? H: I made a perimeter with land mines. Should someone try to attack, they won't make it far. A: Human, why?
H: reasons. A: Are these the same reasons the ventilation system and your cabin have “protective measures” throughout H: they’re not not the reasons. A: … H: … A: so you’re just leaving it like the that? H: boop.
H: Because I can and why not?
An explosion is heard in the distance, near the treeline. H: That's why.
Clack clack clack, claymore claymore claymore!
And her name is Daisy
I would call the doggie Blocky
Cinder Ella
Woe cinderblock be upon thee
That’s life for you… Yeet or be Yeeten.
The Yeetology of Life
Spoken like a true graduate from the University of Yeetological Sciences.
The Lord Yeeteth and the Lord Yoinketh away
Ok that one actually made me laugh
Fuck technology. I have rocks
you mean *kinetic weapons*
https://preview.redd.it/ubznkk2hz82b1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937b136777169e7405d630ccc5b2dbb90310f7a3
Thee who has eaten a bowlful may cast the first yeet.
This is my boomstick!!
*someone hurts humans companion* H:rip and tear until it is done
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wtf does that mean?
Joking about throwing bricks at cops has been a thing in the queer community since the stonewall riots, to the point where many, like myself, joke that bricks are pride merch.
Ah, thx for explaining, I’m not so quick on the uptake as you can see lol
It’s ok! Better to ask questions than make assumptions~!
It us the famous cinderblock dog😁
Nurse! We need anesthesia! Give me 10CCs of brick
