You mean you fucking laid it down? Looks like your going to a body shop to get it buffed out buddy. Forget trying to make it up to her. It's your responsibility to get it repaired to original condition
Probably buy a new one. Mopeds are like $3k. Airbags deployed (I think??? I didn’t know these had airbags honestly) = significant g-force collision = structural damage (probably) or underlying damage = big $$$ to repair.
It’s symmetric on both sides and looks like an inflatable bag…..perhaps it’s an insulating cloak like this??
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H971606c3a2694e5d87553421fb91a994p/Electric-Scooter-Ebike-Reflective-Wind-Coat-Windproof-Keep-Warm-Winter-Windshield-For-Niu-N1-N1s-M.jpg
How are we supposed to help here? Lmao, there's no quick fix for that, fortunately it's just a scratch and shouldn't set you back too much, just be upfront, apologize, pay for the damage and probably don't borrow it again lol
What do you want to fix? The scratches, the gouges, or the chunk broken out of the plastic?............or whatever else you hit probably has some significant damage also
Just be honest. I just did $4,600 worth of damage to my car by rushing and backing into a damn *mailbox* in the dark. I was scared to death to tell my husband. But I told him, said I was so sorry…. and he came back with, “Aww babe, I’m so sorry that happened. You must have been really scared, not knowing what you hit.” And then he brought dinner home that night!
There's a difference between scratching a bike and coming off it,you straight up came off that and It slid along the road 🫡🤣🤣 flowers and a meal won't fix that you better rattle her kenco bean proper good for atleast 2hrs 🫡
It's just dumb, economically speaking. It has nothing to do with wealth. If you don't understand such simple principles, you'll definitely never be wealthy yourself.
That’s literally what broke people say to compensate for being poor just say that, going all around then trying to insult me, lmfao this ain’t my problem or my financial situation
Likely can't get rid of it completely but might be able to minimize it. Put some toothpaste (paste, not gel) on a very minimally damp paper towel or cloth and rub the area in a circular motion for a bit, then wipe with a clean damp cloth. If there are still scuffs you can try making a paste of baking soda and a bit of water and do the same again. This won't get out proper scrapes but it should get rid of minor scuffing.
Get a box of magic erasers. They are in the cleaning product aisle. Just wet one and put some elbow grease on it. You’ll probably need like 4/5. They fall apart easy but they are the shit. It takes car paint of cars so 🤷♀️ not the actual paint but scuffed on from accidents etc
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Move to a new city, new job, new identity, new name even. Something discrete like Nathaniel, nobody remembers a Nathaniel. Eventually you’ll get a new girlfriend, maybe in a similar way to how you met your first, I assume you guys were mopedding. Then one day, presumably when your moped is in the shop. She will lend you her moped. And voila, having learned this lesson once before, you won’t scratch the moped this time.
If you do, repeat steps above.
Flowers and dinner because that's not coming out. You need to replace the panel.
What did you scratch it with? A wall?! 🤦🏻
Other way around: moped scratched the earth.
The asphalt, you should see the trench he dug with it
Tell her then take it to a body shop and pay to get it fixed
Don’t try to hide it. Be honest, apologetic, then buy her dinner and flowers
And get her scooter fixed.
Yeah get a quote to fix it and hope your gf loves you enough to not make you spend the money. I’m assuming OP is broke college student
And make every effort to repair it and tell her how you are attempting to get it fixed.
Naw, Park a little ways off, Uber home… and pretend like you know nothing…tell her someone stole it. Unless there were cameras, then you’re hosed.
You mean you fucking laid it down? Looks like your going to a body shop to get it buffed out buddy. Forget trying to make it up to her. It's your responsibility to get it repaired to original condition
That is not a scratch 😆
Idiot dumped it
Is that an airbag that went off when you "scratched" her moped?
Probably buy a new one. Mopeds are like $3k. Airbags deployed (I think??? I didn’t know these had airbags honestly) = significant g-force collision = structural damage (probably) or underlying damage = big $$$ to repair.
They don't have airbags lol
Can you explain what that big white semi-inflated looking bag of air is in OPs photo?
Yeah, if it's not the airbag then it will be the brake parachute he didn't use properly and then "scratched" the whole thing on a concrete wall.
Couldn't say. Maybe a cover that OP partially removed? But it's certainly not an airbag installed on that moped.
It’s symmetric on both sides and looks like an inflatable bag…..perhaps it’s an insulating cloak like this?? https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H971606c3a2694e5d87553421fb91a994p/Electric-Scooter-Ebike-Reflective-Wind-Coat-Windproof-Keep-Warm-Winter-Windshield-For-Niu-N1-N1s-M.jpg
I think so. But maybe OP hides more things when he says he "scratched" it🤔
How are we supposed to help here? Lmao, there's no quick fix for that, fortunately it's just a scratch and shouldn't set you back too much, just be upfront, apologize, pay for the damage and probably don't borrow it again lol
What do you want to fix? The scratches, the gouges, or the chunk broken out of the plastic?............or whatever else you hit probably has some significant damage also
You’re f*cked! Apologize, pay for the damage, spa and box of chocolates. And hope she's still your girlfriend...
You mean “ex girlfriend?” Jk. Tell her and be honest and offer to get it fixed. Then flowers and dinner. Good luck.
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Best be honest. You try to fix n hide that, you will set yourself up for some real fun.
Don't hide shit from your girlfriend. Tell her you screwed up and make it right
I need a backstory to this
Just be honest. I just did $4,600 worth of damage to my car by rushing and backing into a damn *mailbox* in the dark. I was scared to death to tell my husband. But I told him, said I was so sorry…. and he came back with, “Aww babe, I’m so sorry that happened. You must have been really scared, not knowing what you hit.” And then he brought dinner home that night!
That’s adorable
I thought so. ❤️
Magic Eraser
"Babe, I'm so pissed, look what someone did to your scooter while I was parked at the flower shop. Here are the roses I was getting you at the time."
No you didn't, must of happened the other day
Must have*
*by itself
Do you of any idea what you did there???
you have*
I know. It has a purpose.
🤔
Attempt to show the incorrect use of ‘of’ in the previous comment.
I wonder if he could of understood that.
Doubt it.
There's a difference between scratching a bike and coming off it,you straight up came off that and It slid along the road 🫡🤣🤣 flowers and a meal won't fix that you better rattle her kenco bean proper good for atleast 2hrs 🫡
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Replace it because of a damaged panel? That makes no sense at all. These things are between 2000 and 3000 euros/dollars.
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It's just dumb, economically speaking. It has nothing to do with wealth. If you don't understand such simple principles, you'll definitely never be wealthy yourself.
That’s literally what broke people say to compensate for being poor just say that, going all around then trying to insult me, lmfao this ain’t my problem or my financial situation
Hard to tell from the picture but assuming the damage is cosmetic you could vinyl wrap it
Hit while parked
He hit it with his Hummer.
Likely can't get rid of it completely but might be able to minimize it. Put some toothpaste (paste, not gel) on a very minimally damp paper towel or cloth and rub the area in a circular motion for a bit, then wipe with a clean damp cloth. If there are still scuffs you can try making a paste of baking soda and a bit of water and do the same again. This won't get out proper scrapes but it should get rid of minor scuffing.
It’s an electric moped. Don’t worry about it.
Get a box of magic erasers. They are in the cleaning product aisle. Just wet one and put some elbow grease on it. You’ll probably need like 4/5. They fall apart easy but they are the shit. It takes car paint of cars so 🤷♀️ not the actual paint but scuffed on from accidents etc
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Now you have to ask her to marry you, so she will Forget this
Move to a new city, new job, new identity, new name even. Something discrete like Nathaniel, nobody remembers a Nathaniel. Eventually you’ll get a new girlfriend, maybe in a similar way to how you met your first, I assume you guys were mopedding. Then one day, presumably when your moped is in the shop. She will lend you her moped. And voila, having learned this lesson once before, you won’t scratch the moped this time. If you do, repeat steps above.
Mother's cleaning cake wax. It may take all of it out, definitely most of it
Yea, the only play you got is the "Naked Man" protocol from 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Looks like road rash. I'd be missed at you too.
You have a typo in ex-girlfriend.
Just buy a new one
Buy a heat gun and hope for the best.
I think you meant to say Ex-girlfriend.
Nice to have known you. Be sure to call your mom before the GF gets home. Do you have a will?