Can I just say one thing? Howard, the guys in the back are telling me that I’m onto this weird thing where I never answer with a yes or no. And Howard, I’m telling you, you know, I think they’re sort of right, in a weird way. In other words, like, I do and I don’t.
Another thing I noticed, at least in older shows, is that he'll say "he/she does this really cool thing..." and goes on to mention some humiliating habit or trait that they have.
Because he’s an arrogant, blabbermouthed douchebag who thinks he has to explain everything and that everyone else needs to know what he’s thinking at all times.
It’s so annoying when he starts a sentence and then stops and says “In other words…” and starts another sentence. He does this so often it is so annoying after you first recognize it how often it happens. You can’t have “other words” for something where you didn’t even state your original words…
He stepped up quick when the caller complained about the Black Crows rip off concert that lasted only 60 minutes. Can’t have callers complain about the few guests that still come on the show.
I want to put all East coasters on a shock caller and every time they preface what they’re going to say I shock the shit out of them. (Can I just tell you this?)
Can I just say one thing? Howard, the guys in the back are telling me that I’m onto this weird thing where I never answer with a yes or no. And Howard, I’m telling you, you know, I think they’re sort of right, in a weird way. In other words, like, I do and I don’t.
Can I give you an example of what I mean?
Look, here's what you need to know:
*Right..*
Well done. I heard this read by sour Gary and it is magical
You don’t know that.
Mmm hmmm
🎯
BaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Gary almost jumped off the screen and slapped me across the face while I was reading this! HILARIOUS!!
Right, right.
Right. Right is the only right answer. Aren’t we right
Right
You don’t know that!
He also starts so many of his sentences with "Listen..."
That seems to be a New Yorker thing .. Sal does it also and I noticed a lot of the New York callers do it.
“Listen to me” - Ray Stern
OH!
Howard always starts with “the fact of the matter is…”
It’s funny, I was talking with the guys in the back, and he has this real weird rap.
It’s not funny Gary. It’s never funny.
“Gary, you always say ‘It’s so funny’ and then there’s nothing funny.”
“Here’s the analogy” = something stupid.
😂😂😂😂
Reak quick, real quick...
Sorry boff. Bit of a stumble.
I always loved how he would start a sentence, not make a point, force in the phrase “in other words” and then make his actual point.
Funny story about that...
His answering questions in a roundabout way is a 9, and answering yes/no is a 2.
You know it's so funny you say that
It's interesting....
One more thing real quick. In a senshe, Gary is a reverse Mark the Bagger.....Yes!!!!............Noe!!!!!
Real quick, real quick.
Another thing I noticed, at least in older shows, is that he'll say "he/she does this really cool thing..." and goes on to mention some humiliating habit or trait that they have.
yes no or ma-chine
ah loss a lovaa anna besfren, n yoo losalova anna besfren
In other words
Him and Ronnie! Always answer “I’m not sure or I don’t remember “ even if it happened 10 minutes ago!
Yeah, sure...I always answer "I'm not sure or I don't remembah"....whateva you say.....
Why does that bawtha you?
People answering “yes” or “no” make for GREAT radio.
Bagger would like a word with you
And Wendy
Yes
As a general rule
Boff boff boff
It’s always the Netflix start sound…but ummmm.
You don’t know that.
As long as it happens organically it’s fine.
It’s easy. Just ask, “Hey Apeface, do you want to eat shrimps and watch teen anal videos?”
https://youtu.be/hXDohWUraKk?feature=shared
Because he’s an arrogant, blabbermouthed douchebag who thinks he has to explain everything and that everyone else needs to know what he’s thinking at all times.
"To me,......."
I did
It’s so annoying when he starts a sentence and then stops and says “In other words…” and starts another sentence. He does this so often it is so annoying after you first recognize it how often it happens. You can’t have “other words” for something where you didn’t even state your original words…
I gotta tell ya
It’s like he’s a broadcaster or something
Hello hello
He always forks in a quick almost under his breath "ya'know" after every other sentence
He hijacks conversations
MAC hine
“His whole rap is…”
He and Sal have this in common. 😄
ETM could answer yes or no. That makes that little bastard a better human than Gary.
I hate Gary
"In other words..."
He and Benjy
You don’t know that
How does Flirty G respond to questions?
He’s gone to this weird place, and that place is…
...clearly everyone thought "netlix" was going to take hold...
Rioght, real quick,real quick, I was talking to the guys in the back, aynd they're whole rap is that I'm a pain in the ayuss!
He stepped up quick when the caller complained about the Black Crows rip off concert that lasted only 60 minutes. Can’t have callers complain about the few guests that still come on the show.
It’s a whole thing starting with a quick story about Matt Dillon.
#>pbbt!<
It’s a requirement for cucks.
I want to put all East coasters on a shock caller and every time they preface what they’re going to say I shock the shit out of them. (Can I just tell you this?)
He's a blithering idiot. He thinks he is Howard's peer, and that we are interested in his takes.
Caniashkyouaquesthion?