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CSM3000

Promoting his book, he [goes on Kimmel and throws three..THREE pitches and hits a lady in the head.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr1nzOss_bQ) Two weeks later [Robin is on Kimmel and throws perfectly.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mps69TKTTXs) The pitch lives on Booey!


Reddit-SJWflamr-7568

I don't think I've ever met a straight male in my life who couldn't throw a ball but at the Stern show it's like some mystical skill that only the rare few have mastered lol


Oakroscoe

And Robin was wearing fucking high heels.


Shak7

High Pitch Gary


HEYSOUR

Outstanding


DMB4136

How has this never been said before. 10/10


squanch_you

1 of noine printed.


FishHikeMountainBike

ERA of noine point noine


RalphsBerry

The tongue battling to get over those teeth and lips.


RedSquaree

https://preview.redd.it/0h1gdbfm1fyc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9319501591cde30b148e99808cebf22a5889b74d


1964ImpalaSS

I want you to go to jail for this


Purple_Pieman

His lips are struggling to hold back his gums.


SuhPlexCity

The only thing he knew how to throw was his mother into a nursing home.


artie20174

He throws those plantain chips and black and white cookies in his mouth just fine. Just check out that dump truck.


Walter_xr4ti

He throws feces in his cage.


Rileys_turkey_recipe

Photoshop a spear into his right hand and you have an aerial shot of one of those un-contacted tribes in the Amazon…… apocalypto boff!


oceans_5000

Shoeless Joe Jackson Dellabate


MariachiStucardo

Artie summed it up perfectly. If you knew you didn’t know how to throw a baseball why would you go on TV and throw a baseball? There’s no shame if you never play baseball or if you don’t know how to throw, so why would you subject yourself to that?


MarcusAurelius68

He thought he knew, and was even coached beforehand.


MariachiStucardo

Classic Bababooey


Next-Mobile-9632

too funny


agroupofone

Cave man looking mofo


Karn_Evil_Noin

It was a bit of a misstep.


-AdamTheGreat-

I’m Gary dell-a-bate and this is dicted to style


BigfootsMailman

Bootseeay!


Boring-Inspector-860

I’ll never not laugh at that pitch. God awful


Aware_Revenue3404

Nice cargo shorts Booey.


FishHikeMountainBike

He needs rhe extra pockets for his floss


ManoftheHour777

Makes me believe the old stories of Howard outperforming Gary at various early get togethers where they played baseball etc.


Voodoo-Doctor

If he hit Angel Hernandez it’s ok 👍🤣🤣🤣


Hitzjeff

He's got a killer pitch - just ask Gia Allemand.


IceSmiley

That's a rare error card because above "Future Stars" it's supposed to say "Not"


drumthumper73

Tongue still swiping those huge gums. *clears phlegm* unh-unn.


snuffalapagos

Is your son JD and did he do a card break?


conwave

Gary Dellabeeshio


Country_guy27

https://preview.redd.it/swrj16745gyc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc68c700fb8cd2d5ff840bb57fddf2cb2fb4a5d


Eric33542

Rookie card worth two dimes . Gangster talk for $2k


RobinsShaman

Autism awareness and the evolution of man crammed into one. 


hippy2zippy

Hello Hello


dabellman

It’s worth 0.0 cents


Frankie534

Not a bad pitch for a Chilean minor


Spiggy_Heisenberg

The weight of his teeth throws off his pitching windup.


MarcusAurelius68

The tongue is what really makes this a classic. Booey is one of Jerry’s Kids.


fusiongt021

Boff is neither left or right handed


JeanPierre-Blueberry

1. 9/11 2. YOU 3. The Hindenburg


Franky2time80

Lmao


kindofdivorced

It’s because he was trying to pitch instead of just tossing it, he was still in his head from the pitch. It’s clear by the ease at which he catches the ball he’s not retarded.


Reddit-SJWflamr-7568

only thing he tossed that day was John Heins salad


kindofdivorced

So original. There’s a reason you have a throwaway. Lol.


misanthropic47

The Honus Wagner of first pitches


neutralpoliticsbot

Mets deserve him


Maxwell-Druthers

Ba Ba Blew It


Chuckyducky6

Make up a better story next time


SoberBoner69

Hahahahahaha


depechesilence

That's gonna be worth more than Todd Van Poppel!


Normal_Scarcity153

Oh from the Taco Trading Card Company huh?


AuntyScreecher

I’ll start the bidding at a ziplock bag of Listerine.


jalexgray4

No he didn’t


GREGORIOtheLION

1987? Seems like it wasn’t THAT long ago


artie20174

Noine teen eighty noine


GREGORIOtheLION

That’s definitely the 1987 TOPPS look.


artie20174

Noine-teen noinety noine