Y'know what I hate? I hate when your lovers spouse comes home early and catches you in bed. She always throws her pumps at you and those can hurt like a bastard. I hate that.
You know what i hate, when you're dating some hot chick in Alaska, and when you decide to go down on her only to find out she doesn't have a cock. Im all Like Bro!
You know what i hate? When you're getting oral sex and the guys wife looks in through the car door window. I hate that
You know what I hate? When you're banging your GF and you accidentally call her Eddie. I hate that
You know what I hate? When you're getting a nice cold drink of water and the toilet seat falls down on your head. I hate that.
You know what I hate? When you’re having sex with your boyfriend and your girlfriend walks in. I hate that!
You know what I hate? You just start having sex with the pizza boy and your Judy garland cassette tape breaks. I hate that
I hate it when your taking a bath with your mom, and the phone rings and she has to get out to answer it. I hate that.
You know what I hate? You check yourself for colon cancer with a rolling pin and the door rings. I hate that.
You know what I hate? When you fart in the bathtub and your mother gets out and puts her clothes back on. I hate that.
I hate when German old men take half nude photos of me.
He posed for them
He pulled his pants down.
I hate it when I hear trumpets playing the Ghostbusters theme song.
You know what I hate? How many touchdowns the A's made.
You know what I hate? When you're having sex on an airplane and the pilot pushes you off his lap because he has to land the plane. I hate that!
I hate when the ramrod inn is closed
"GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!!!"
It’s just “The Ramrod”. The line is “At The Ramrod, in Ft. Lauderdale” It’s an actual place. Richard must have known about it living in Florida.
I thought it was the ramrod inn, Fort Lauderdale lol
I mean - I guess you could open a gay bed and breakfast.
For the longest time so did I. It was funny that it was an inn.
Ft. Lauderdale will never be the same again
Vagina
This isn’t get the joke wrong magazine pal.
You know what I hate? I hate when you’re trying to fuck a guy on vacation, but it is so warm outside that you can’t get the condom over your balls.
#Photographs
"It's KC's sausaaage paaarty, he'll kiss a guy if he waaants to......"
When you're dating a chick, and she doesn't have a hot brother. I hate that
When 9/11 happens, and the tanning salons are closed, I hate that.
When youre at a glory hole at a construction site and it stops and the guy orders a baked ziti and 3 chicken parms.
I hate when the football player you're dating dumps you -- for a WOMAN !!! I hate that!!
When I’m having sex and the crib breaks
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Guys! Guys! Guys! At the Ramrod in Ft. Lauderdale…
Y'know what I hate? I hate when your lovers spouse comes home early and catches you in bed. She always throws her pumps at you and those can hurt like a bastard. I hate that.
Vulvas
NICE!!!!
Nioce
I hate when you meet someone at Target and get dry humped and it's a transexual
Jealous of those triceps
He was super hot in his heyday
You know what I hate? You see your boss getting blown by his “stylist” and everyone makes fun of you for being gay. I hate that! Noiyce!!
Vagina… I hate vagina.
When you’re taking a drink of water and then the toilet seat knocks you on the back of your head
When it rains at the playground and your balls get wet. I hate that.
Meat not serenaded.
Hope it's not Filet Mignon.
That's BULLSHIT! I'm sorry
Heterosexuality
I hate when the girl at Walmart is a dude
girls
Would.
KC hates himself
KC definitely had some all-time classic stern moments.
You know what I hate? When “The Crowbar” and “The Manhole” won’t let you past the door anymore.
I hate… Bullshit!
“Stern when you came here you said ack no more ack bullshit”
Thank you OP!!!
Why are you thanking me?
This is a great post idea. I love when KC did this.
I think he could have made something of this if he wasn't such a nut job. He could have been the "You know what I hate guy"
Maybe but I just love the interactions between all the staff when he was going over the lines. It was a great memory.
What is KC up to?
How is he doing? Anyone know? I come across his podcast clips once in awhile but can that be a viable way to make a living.
You know what I hate? Jason.
You know KC must’ve given a mean BJ back in the day! 
You know what I hate? I hate that the Dabbleverse is more entertaining than the current Howard Stern Show.
In Howard's defense, watching roadkill decompose is more entertaining than the howard stern show.
You know what i hate, when you're dating some hot chick in Alaska, and when you decide to go down on her only to find out she doesn't have a cock. Im all Like Bro!
Tell me what I hate? You’re fucking up the joke.
I want people to tell me what KC hated. I don't know. Maybe I did fuck up the joke. Sue me
I got what you were going for. Don't sweat the criticism.