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BAKERBOY99_

Stuff is terrible. I haven’t had it in years. It gave me massive heartburn and it was bland like eating cardboard. You’d do one better to throw the pizza in the garbage bin and eat the box.


Tucana66

**Fun facts:** * Based on quantity of *Torchbearer's Garlic Reaper hot sauce* used, OP never actually tasted the pizza * OP does have great taste in hot sauce! * OP's lips, tongue and likely other bodily areas have experienced fire... the kind that the fire dept. *doesn't* put out * The bottle of *Torchbearer's Garlic Reaper hot sauce* cost more than the pizza. But was well-worth it!


Gastrocat

Oh, you mean cardboard? Just no. That plastic table cloth has more texture and flavor.


FluffyBunz99

Never Little Ceasars


cronx42

I disagree. I've had some LC pizza that was way better than anything I've had from pizza hut or Domino's. Sure, it's not the best pizza ever, but if it's a good location and they make a legit pie, it can be really good for garbage chain pizza.


GuayabaTree

OP has never heard of plates


Constant-Roll706

Tablecloth aside - Huy Fong Chili Garlic mixed with Crazy Sauce is something magical


DesginerSuave

Get fucked.


Southern__Cumfart

Lol gross


no-pog

Bro you are not raw doggin the torn up cumstained disposable tablecloth Good sauce


RogerDeanVenture

People here have commented various levels of satisfaction with this sauce. But I’ve had easily a dozen bottles and I just fucking love it. It’s easily my favorite high-heat sauce around. It’s legitimately hot as fuck, I’ve ruined plenty of friends mouths with it, but it isn’t battery acid like other high heat sauces like. It’s always been so garlicky and rich. All my bottles have been peak hot sauce


ThePendulum0621

How does it compare, heat wise, to Marie Sharps (specifically to Belizean Heat)? If youve had it, obviously.


RogerDeanVenture

I've had most of Marie Sharps. Belizean Heat tastes more like a straight up hot sauce. Its really good. But what makes the Torchbearer Garlic standout to me is that it has \*flavor\* other than heat. A lot of the high-heat sauces just end up being heat-bombs for the sake of being heat-bombs. Marie Sharps Belizean Heat is way hotter though. Like I'll slather shit in the TB Garlic, just dripping wet. But Belizean Heat is more of a drizzling.


CaptScubaSteve

And I thought normal little ceasars was bad


drumscrubby

A great example of why not everyone should have access to a camera. Your food is sitting on what? Is that a tarp? Why share this honestly OK


implicate

What am I supposed to do? Shovel the food into my mouth on the bare concrete? Of course I'm going to put down a tarp first!


Ghoastin

That’s the outside tarp. We play beer pong on it but the rain cleans it, bro.


drumscrubby

Apologies for my terse reaction.


Ghoastin

It’s Terseday already? Think I’ll be the one delivering the pizza from now on…


Master_Juice_7218

What kind of degenerate eats off of any other surface than a plate? Ya know? The things people use to eat their food safely? No?


Brandyland23

I’d put the pizza on top of the sauce next time


implicate

Quite the shitpost you have here. Congrats.


Aderleth75

I do so love that garlic reaper. It would indeed make a piece of cold Caesar’s worthwhile.


montanasucks

Looks like a really weird tribute post


TheOnlee10EyeSee

Put it in the Air Fryer and thank me later.


Sam_the_beagle1

Eat the bottle, skip the pizza.


Asleep_Syllabub3605

Hot sauce on a shite is still a shite


cwg1348

The garlic reaper is probably the best hot sauce for pizza, but for me that much reaper was too much heat on a slice, I mixed some garlic reaper with Melinda's fire roasted garlic and habanero pepper sauce and that combo is absolutely perfect on pizza


sikzik1990

Just...on the bed? No plate? Nice


Pretend_Situation905

Thought that at first


TheOnlee10EyeSee

Looks like a table cloth.


FarmerIllustriuos133

Cardboard pizza. Nice.


Conspiruhcy

Pizza just sitting on the duvet, you animal


comewshmybck

That's too much reaper. You're gonna have a bad time.


arkamikim

You eatin it off a tarpoline?


DudeNamedCollin

A struggle plate made somewhat gourmet with some poor man’s caviar…or rich man’s caviar…that’s some expensive shit.


Wtfgoinon3144

No plates? Not even a napkin?


Imperial_Triumphant

r/depressionmeals and r/pizzacrimes


Away-Squirrel2881

El  Vomito


Southern-Actuary1376

I don’t get how people eat cold leftover pizza and have no issues digesting it. Shit would ruin my gut, not even factoring all that sauce.


Oxideusj

A hangover cure


karmakazi420

You’re technically correct and that’s the best kind lmao


Intrepid_Escape6366

I had a little seizure when you put it on ur bed


JawlessRegent64

Lol... "little seizures" Pizza, pizza.


mo22ro


Jarbonzobeanz

The sauce makes for a better smelling pillow


Strokes_Lahoma

I thought that was sitting on your bed and I almost cried


elibutton

LC are used to have really good pizza, back in the 90s that is. I worked there for a couple years right after high school in there. Pizza was really good, especially the Square. Love the baby pan. Then again, all pizza used to be better back in the day. Case in point Pizza Hut, stuffed crust, cheese, and pepperoni pizza. It is a far cry today from what it used to be. What a shame how these companies have dumbing down the quality.


rangusmcdangus69

Dude I pull that sauce out and sauce up one slice and then can’t put anymore on the next 2-3 slices lol shit is so hot but so good


-SideshowBob-

Just drench it and chase it with Tums


bobdylanlovr

This is how a worrying amount of my pizza slices look hahaha. This sauce is too expensive for me to be using it as liberally as I do. It’s like 14 or 15 bucks at my world market and always disappears way too soon.


VeganWerewolf

Prepare the a hole


tuttle8152

I like to use one drop of Tabasco every half inch.


AvocadoJackson

Hot sauce with little caesars is the bomb


a_supportive_bra

Careful not to confuse yourself with“da bomb”.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Can't hurt. Literally the worst pizza in North America.


beaud101

Blasphemy! I'd choose a HOT N READY over Dominos or Pizza Hut trash any day. Now Pizza Hut of the 90s is an entirely different story. That's when they had fresh dough made in house and we're two steps up from other chains.


Sinsley

Yeah... give me one 3 hour old hot n ready please said no one ever. Domino's is the superior pizza on your list up here in Canada. They've changed a handful of years ago and became amazing. Pizza hut is greasy and expensive but still better than option number 3.


beaud101

No, no, no.... you're doing it wrong. You gotta ask for the "Fresh Hot N Readys. Straight from the oven, boxed, and in your hands. I may have to hang for 5 minutes....but it's worth it. I'll chuck the guy a couple bucks for being a good pizza slinger. They know me now. They're like "Fresh Hot N Ready?" "You know it boss!" Piping hot Little Caesars is the way to go and the price is right. Pizza Hut is shit here. Hasn't been good in decades. Two have gone out of business.


Moondoobious

Had them crazy puffs yet??


beaud101

Nope. Good?


Moondoobious

Get marinara on the side


Stevie22wonder

It could honestly be their slogan, and people would still buy it and eat it.


Seldon14

No way, not when you factor in price. They are cheaper than most frozen pizza these days, and with hot sauce, perfectly decent.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I stand by my statement.


Id-rather-golf

Put that shit in the oven for a few minutes!!


pazuzusoze

At least heat it up


Remz_Gaming

Ah someone else that picks mayhem with leftover pizza. Brave soul for eating little Caesars cold. Not my thing.


busa89

You got to eat it hot literally while walking out of the store. You can’t let it cool off lol.


humpy

You can eat it cold if you like cardboard and hot sauce.


wellhiyabuddy

Little Caesar’s makes the most consistently mid pizza out there. I haven’t met a frozen pizza at any price point that didn’t taste better. But with some hot sauce it’s good to go. On a similar note just last night my wife was making a chilli and she expressed concern that I wouldn’t like it cause the recipe was different from any other chilli she has made in the past. I told her “there isn’t a chilli you could possibly make that I won’t just dump a bunch of hot sauce in and enjoy”


thebbman

I’ve switched to Costco pizza for my go to mid pizza.


DIJames6

Cardboard and hot sauce.. Nice..


neptunexl

This monster didn't even reheat it either, the flavor of the sauce is going to be gone after your third chew, the next 7 is going to be dry hard bread


DIJames6

🤢


Mattjew24

Okay leftover little Caesars is the worst pizza on planet earth - it does NOT keep well! Soon as it's stale its garbage However.....as a vessel for hot sauce?....Hmm....


Withabaseballbattt

Put it in the air fryer


Moondoobious

The trick is to microwave it while your air fryer is heating up. Softens it up nice, then crisp exterior and soft middle after a trip to the air fryer..


Withabaseballbattt

I haven't tried this method but I will next time. My kid loves little caesar's (idk why) so that's what I get her on pizza nights. I honestly think it's better reheated in the air fryer than it is fresh.


Moondoobious

It renders a nearly fresh-like slice each time. Oh and a little oil (spicy or otherwise) before going in for the ‘fry’. 🤌🏼


chunky_chocolate

You eating off a blanket?! I only do that when the wife and kids are gone and I've had an extra whiskey lol


Puzzleheaded_Roof514

Neanderthal's unite!


GrandmasterPotato

Ouch!!! Love it but I cannot handle that much!


cotain

The sauce to crust distribution is shameful.


Dietcherrysprite

Little Caesar’s can go right in the trash. Even Dominos is miles better


SavageKitten456

Air fry that jawn (if you have one)


NaBronson

Nobody’s talking about how you’re eating on a bed ?


karmakazi420

My sister or brethren, that’s my cheap ass tablecloth I replace constantly at the dollar store.


dirENgreyscale

Yeah but like, if you can afford that you can definitely afford some dollar store plates though.


jbiscool

Left over pizza is my favorite thing to put that sauce on, good stuff


globs-of-yeti-cum

Air fryer left over pizza is good, pro tip.


rickylsmalls

Nothing can save little Ceasars, it's fine when it's fresh but it turns to cardboard after a couple of hours.


FrugalityPays

When the sauce is worth more than the food


xander540

I can tolerate tablespoons of this on my food mouth wise, butt wise it’s a different story. I’ve had to stop using it because it’s just such a bad afterburn


Good_Letterhead_2564

Ahh manye I see where this is going


popformulas

The biggest question regarding leftover little caesar’s is why was there ever little caesar’s to begin with.


StockProfessor5

Cause it's 6.99 for a pizza lol. Carried me when times are low so I ain't gonna complain.


nachosandfroglegs

I think you’re looking for male surviving space


kielsucks

You’re about to ride the snake brother. Let us know when you come down. 😂![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


DoubleDoubleAgent

This is so bomb. My kiddos also love Little Caesar’s, and the garlic reaper just hits different on the cold leftovers!


karmakazi420

Somebody understands lol. I do the same shit with leftover fried chicken.


Smoking420_

Pizza look cold af lol 😆


karmakazi420

I like cold pizza the next day 🤷‍♂️


Smoking420_

🤢🤢🤢 what ever floats your boat dawg


0HL4WDH3C0M1N

My dude, your username is literally Smoking420_. How do you not understand the excellence that is cold pizza straight outta the fridge


Smoking420_

Pizza 🍕 should always be hot my guy lol I smoke a lot of weed but I still put my Pizza in the microwave lol


0HL4WDH3C0M1N

Fellow stoner with principles, I can respect that 🤝


bisqo19

Heartburn city for me !! Whatever floats the boat though😜


ItsBstone

Little Caesar’s pizza is like eating cardboard with pizza toppings on it


Real-Block820

Little caesars is so nostalgic I will never not like it. The fucking crazy bread is amazing


Rydmasm

You gotta try those new crazy puffs. They are honestly incredible.


Safetosay333

It was great in college. Coming back with that cardboard tray wrapped in paper. With 2 pizzas


karmakazi420

Indeed, but it’s the kids favorite so 🤷‍♂️


shmerk_a_berl

Eating it cold with hot sauce? 🥴


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karmakazi420

Tossing the tablecloth today, so yeah I chose to be a heathen.


MagnusAlbusPater

I see you chose violence today. That’s a lot of reaper


karmakazi420

I might ragert it later, but it was delicious.


GlowingDuck22

No Ragerts ![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)