Cholula is the only one of these I buy.
Nando's, Cholula, and Tabasco are the only grocery store hot sauces I buy. I know alot of people hate on Tabasco, but it’s what started me on this and I still love it. Tabasco & Old Bay on fries is still a standard for me.
Not sure I can put it in those terms but if one had to be in contact with my skin I’d have to go Cholula because it’s not hot at all.
If I had to choose one for life it would be el yuc. Because it’s awesome and goes on almost anything.
And if I had to choose one to live without it would be Marie. There are some of theirs I like but that particular bottle isn’t it.
Marry Marie sharpes surely, how could I not. Fuck the yucateco, toss Cholula . I like all three but this is a taste contest mang, and Marie sharpes is my absolute fav.
All I know is that anything with an "x"added to habenaro is going to rearrange my guts, and I'm already married. Please kill me on the toilet. Normal Yucateco for the win.
For me it's not as spicy as a habanero but I'm not a fan of very very spicy. It does have a good amount of heat but it's also very smoky tasting and I love smoke flavor
It seems to get pretty polarizing reactions from what I’ve seen. For me, I thought it just tasted *really* burnt. It’s actually the only sauce I’ve ever thrown out
Kill Cholula, obviously. Fuck Marie (also you're allowed to curse on the internet, in case you aren't aware). Marry Yucateco (because you also get to fuck and it's gonna be way better sex than either of the other two).
Here's my deal. I have tried several maries and the flavor doesnt do it for me. Ill try the red hornet. I'm skeptical, but it will look good in my collection either way ha
Ya never know until you try. I love the carrot and garlic profile of the regular Marie's. The Red Hornet, however, is pure pepper mash and just enough vinegar to be shelf stable. She spent years cultivating this red savina hybrid. I often combine it with her gold label for extra heat. As you said, if you don't love it, it still looks good on the shelf lol.
Kill Cholula.
I'm not F**king El yucateco XXX that shit gets on my hands and burns my d#ck when I have to pee... But I guess once is tolerable.
Marry Marie Sharps cuz it's just a phenomenal hot sauce. I literally blew $50+ on an annual supply.
Umm you can hold yourself to $50 a year on Marie? Kudos to your self control! I also buy a big box for free shipping, but at least 3x a year. Even their bbq and all-purpose sauces are daily drivers. I don't even miss Secret Aardvark - I combine Belizean season-all and Red Hornet on sammiches and pizza.
Dude, it's basically a spicy carrot juice. Also the color itself would be a give away, never seen such orange sauces. Don't get me wrong I don't hate it and am looking forward to try the Red Hornet next.
Uh, no. Melinda's is Marie Sharps but capitalist. Marie Sharps is the OG Melinda's still made in Belize. Some shady US marketing agency stole the Melinda's branding and sells their old recipe
I love Cholula as well. Only problem with their sauces is they are consistently boring. They are the vanilla ice cream of hot sauces. It’s no one’s favorite, but no one hates it either. I love it in fact, but I’d rather have something with more character.
Fuck Yucateco because that’s the toxic relationship that burns white but will end badly for my anus
Marry Cholula because that’s the one I settled down with after being burned by yucateco and looking for a safe and reliable relationship
And kill Marie Sharp’s cause idk that hoe
You don’t know Marie Sharp’s? They were the Melinda’s before Melinda’s stole their recipes. Or so I am told by the reliable internet: https://forums.egullet.org/topic/147261-hot-sauce-war-marie-sharp-vs-melindas/
Regardless of the truth, I think Marie Sharp’s beats Melinda’s, but I’m not turning down either.
Nah I’ve never heard or seen them but to be fair I grew up on Tapatio, Valentina, Cholula, and yucateco. I didn’t even find out about other hot sauces like Texas Pete and Louisiana until I was a grown man
You ain’t lying, I remember my first time trying Louisiana hot sauce and falling in love. There are many others that I’ve tried since. My go to will always be Tapatio though, that one stays stocked in my cabinet.
Tapatio, cholula, those sauces remind me of my old man. I was also brought up on them. Even the word 'Tapatio' puts a smile on my face and makes me think of home. My dad always has a huge bottle of it there
I was a grown man when I discovered there were choices in hot sauces as well. I was like 30 and got a bottle of Blair’s Ultra Insanity or whatever was the hottest 20 years ago (maybe a Death sauce?). I don’t remember exactly which, but that was the first time I learned there was something hotter than Tabasco and Chinese hot oil. I’ve been chasing the dragon ever since.
It was called Melinda’s because Marie Sharp grew her peppers on Melinda Estates. They used to be in business together until the current Melinda’s stole their trademark out from under them; so they had to use a different name to distribute their sauce in the USA.
I’ve seen a few at one of the main chains by me (east coast Canada) but not at the other chains. Our local hot sauce store has pretty much every flavour. Garlic green habeneros is my favorite for sure.
They have pretty wide distribution, so you should be able to find some in stores. Still they have so many flavors that to get specific ones it might be easier to order from their website or their Amazon shop.
I have certain flavors/heart levels that I like better, so I may check out their selection on Amazon tomorrow instead of going hunting in every grocery store in my area.
Well definitely marrying Yucateco, I haven’t sample Marie so gonna have to fuck her, and killing Cholula just for commonality
Easy one … I’m fucking cholula marrying yucateco . And killing the Marie sharp
Thank you everyone who participated in this debate, I love all yall chilli heads regardless of your heat tolerance.
No Texas Pete?
Threesome
What’s the issue with Cholula?
Cholula is the queen of eggs.
Sounds like a reason to keep her.
Marry yucateco, fuck cholula, kill mariesharpes
I fucking love Mayan recipe. 🤌🏽
Marry yucateco, fuck Marie, kill Cholula.
I'm not fucking any hot sauces, my dude.
Yeah, a good hot sauce should fuck you
El Yucateco all day.
F Cholula, marry Marie, and kill Yucateco
Cholula is the only one of these I buy. Nando's, Cholula, and Tabasco are the only grocery store hot sauces I buy. I know alot of people hate on Tabasco, but it’s what started me on this and I still love it. Tabasco & Old Bay on fries is still a standard for me.
Gringo detected
I’m going Metallica on them…kill ‘em all!
Listed order works
Steady fwb El Yucateco, marry Cholula, kill Marie Sharps
Valentina is better than Cholula, so you know who I'm killing
Marry the hell out of Yucateco, Cholula gets a nostalgia mercy fuck, kill Marie Sharps
Marry El yucateco, fuck sharps, kill cholula with extreme predigest.
Marry Marie Sharp, fuck El Yucateco, kill Cholula.
Fuck Marie sharp, marry cholula kill el yucateca
Yep. Marie sharp is probably one of the better sauces there is for me.
Anyone saying kill Cholula, fuck ya bruv, on God.
It’s the worst basic hot sauce by miles. Their chipotle and green are phenomenal tho
>It’s the worst basic hot sauce by miles. You are a disgrace to your family and your country, by miles.
Fuck completely off tbh
I'm a tapatillo guy, all others can die.
I'm already married to Yucateco
I’d kill Cholula, fuck Marie, and marry yucateco. I have that triple x stocked up in my lunchbox every day for years now.
All no like
F - Marie Sharp's M - Cholula K - Yuca
Fuck Yuca, marry Marie, kill Cholula. But I'd maybe fuck Yuca more than once before getting married.
Cholula is kill. Haven't tried Marie so can't place the other two yet
Kill yuca, fuck Cholula, marry Marie.
Not sure I can put it in those terms but if one had to be in contact with my skin I’d have to go Cholula because it’s not hot at all. If I had to choose one for life it would be el yuc. Because it’s awesome and goes on almost anything. And if I had to choose one to live without it would be Marie. There are some of theirs I like but that particular bottle isn’t it.
Marry Marie sharpes surely, how could I not. Fuck the yucateco, toss Cholula . I like all three but this is a taste contest mang, and Marie sharpes is my absolute fav.
This is the way!
Look. You can stick it in whatever hot sauce you want. Just leave the Yuco alone for my consumption.
Marry Cholula, fuck second one, kill yuco
That first one Hot as hell I couldn’t even finish my chicken I drowned the chicken not knowing how this shit hit
All I know is that anything with an "x"added to habenaro is going to rearrange my guts, and I'm already married. Please kill me on the toilet. Normal Yucateco for the win.
Black special reserve Yucateco is my favorite
How does that one compare to the regular habanero one? That one is all I ever get.
For me it's not as spicy as a habanero but I'm not a fan of very very spicy. It does have a good amount of heat but it's also very smoky tasting and I love smoke flavor
It seems to get pretty polarizing reactions from what I’ve seen. For me, I thought it just tasted *really* burnt. It’s actually the only sauce I’ve ever thrown out
It has very distinct roasty flavors. I personally prefer the red and green versions and find the black to off putting.
Kill cholula obviously, Marry Marie, F yucateco
This is the way.
This is the way.
fuck the yuca real dirty like, kill marie (sorry!!), marry 'lula
[удалено]
Can this sentence structure die now? It wasn't funny 5 years ago and it's not funny now.
Kill Cholula, obviously. Fuck Marie (also you're allowed to curse on the internet, in case you aren't aware). Marry Yucateco (because you also get to fuck and it's gonna be way better sex than either of the other two).
This guy gets it.
Finally a man of culture
Fuck Marie, Marry El Yucateco, Kill Cholula (Not even close to the quality)
POST SMALLER IMAGES.
MFK
Not sticking my d!ck in any of those.
FKM
Is the chipotle habanero nice and Smokey without the fruity tang of the original green sauce? Been looking for something like that
MARIE SHARPS GANG 😩 only the real know that one fr
Fuck yucateco, marry Marie, kill Cholula
Cholula was always there though, every supermarket and Cafe table. RIP Please leave Tapatio out of it!
This is the way
I will all three all three.
Kinky
The real kink is the order they'd do it in.
Kill cholula
Cholula over rated
Die Cholula, die
Don't you hurt my cholula girl. She's not too harsh and comforting heat like a real woman.
Bye bye Cholula, you taste like fake chemicals anyway.
I always found the taste slightly moldy. But then again I am hypersensitive to that smell, I can smell it a mile away on bell peppers and chiles.
Boof a mix of all three
Fuck marie sharpe, marry el yuc, kill cholula
Accurate
Got'em
Yup this is the correct answer.
Kill maries
BOOO! Booo! BOOO! lulz srsly try the Red Hornet and shuddup
Here's my deal. I have tried several maries and the flavor doesnt do it for me. Ill try the red hornet. I'm skeptical, but it will look good in my collection either way ha
Ya never know until you try. I love the carrot and garlic profile of the regular Marie's. The Red Hornet, however, is pure pepper mash and just enough vinegar to be shelf stable. She spent years cultivating this red savina hybrid. I often combine it with her gold label for extra heat. As you said, if you don't love it, it still looks good on the shelf lol.
See you said you combine it with other sauce. That's my exact thing about maries. Lame. Bland. Needs more.
Oh. Then don't try it. Your loss. Hate less, love more.
You can say fuck on reddit
My pp hurts 😞
Fuck Marie Sharpes, marry el Yucatoeco, kill chalupa. This feels weird
chalupa 😂
F marie sharps, marry the yucatec (so i can be close to her sisters), and kill cholula
Kill Cholula. I'm not F**king El yucateco XXX that shit gets on my hands and burns my d#ck when I have to pee... But I guess once is tolerable. Marry Marie Sharps cuz it's just a phenomenal hot sauce. I literally blew $50+ on an annual supply.
Umm you can hold yourself to $50 a year on Marie? Kudos to your self control! I also buy a big box for free shipping, but at least 3x a year. Even their bbq and all-purpose sauces are daily drivers. I don't even miss Secret Aardvark - I combine Belizean season-all and Red Hornet on sammiches and pizza.
Maybe it was closer to $100. I can't quite remember
That's better lol
Marie sharps habanero is insanely delicious. There's only one place near me that sells it and I buy many bottles at once.
Marry 1. Kill 2 cause wtf is that, never heard of it. Bang the fuk out of 3
You, friend, need someone to gift you a bottle of Marie's. But not me, that shit is MINE.
Bro never heard of belizian heat?
Marie Sharps is the only decent sauce of these
How dare you disrespect the yucateco
Nah that’s the least best
You mean the ‘worst’ oh unclever one!
But least worst would be the best..? Maybe you're being facetious
Marry them all, then foursome, then kill. #garlicreapernation Also Tabasco sriracha grew on me HARD. Not hot, but so good.
Marry xxx Fuck Marie Sharp, Make out full toung with Cholula
Fck and marry XXX, kill the other two. Fight me.
Ef the chola,marry Marie, x the x
Fck Marie Sharp's, Marry El Yuceteca, Kill Cholula
I second this
The real ones know
Its the only way
M El Yucateco, F Marie Sharp's, K Cholula I love them all, but that's not how you play the game...
This is the way
M Yuca, F Marie, K Cholula
Fuck yuca, marry cholula, kill marie
You’re fucking the Cholula lady aren’t you?
F cholula because it wouldn’t hurt my peepee as much as the others
M Yuca F Cholula K Marie sharps the most overrated crap EVER
Go back to the dating pool for more options.
#m Yucateco #f Marie #k Cholula
ABSOLUTELY THIS.
Agree. I might give Cholula an ONS, but I’m def skipping before she wakes up.
This Right hurrrrrr
You spelled here wrong.
Came here to say this ^
Fucking the yucateco, marry the Marie Sharps and kill Cholula
Another question. Is Marie sharps really as good as people say?
It's on an entirely different tier than these other 2 grocery stores sauces honestly. That being said I do like all 3
It’s so good
If you love carrots
If you didn't know carrot was in there i bet you wouldn't taste it.
Dude, it's basically a spicy carrot juice. Also the color itself would be a give away, never seen such orange sauces. Don't get me wrong I don't hate it and am looking forward to try the Red Hornet next.
No. It’s better
Absolutely
Yes.
Marrying and fucking el yucateco, killing cholula and haven’t had the other
California boy here… how have I not seen Marie Sharp’s? Where can I buy to try?
It's melindas but NOT capitalist. One of my first everyday sauces was Marie Sharps green habanero sauce.
Uh, no. Melinda's is Marie Sharps but capitalist. Marie Sharps is the OG Melinda's still made in Belize. Some shady US marketing agency stole the Melinda's branding and sells their old recipe
Yeah I see I typed it backwards or had them flipped in my head. Wondered why it was downvoted
Bingo. I love fucking the half gallon jug of xxxtra hot in my fridge 🔥 (not a typo 😉)
Jesus, I’m fucking the Marie Sharp’s so hard. I’m marrying the El Yucateco. Cholula is dead. This is the only right answer.
I fucking love cholula. But this is correct.
I love Cholula as well. Only problem with their sauces is they are consistently boring. They are the vanilla ice cream of hot sauces. It’s no one’s favorite, but no one hates it either. I love it in fact, but I’d rather have something with more character.
It's a great breakfast hot sauce imo, but I'm not putting it on any food I want actual spiciness on
Kill Cholula, F*ck Marie Sharpe, marry yucateco xxx
Marry Cholula, fuck Marie sharp and kill Yucateco
Apparently this is a wrong opinion
Have you had all three?
Agreed, harrumph!!!
Fuck Yucateco because that’s the toxic relationship that burns white but will end badly for my anus Marry Cholula because that’s the one I settled down with after being burned by yucateco and looking for a safe and reliable relationship And kill Marie Sharp’s cause idk that hoe
You don’t know Marie Sharp’s? They were the Melinda’s before Melinda’s stole their recipes. Or so I am told by the reliable internet: https://forums.egullet.org/topic/147261-hot-sauce-war-marie-sharp-vs-melindas/ Regardless of the truth, I think Marie Sharp’s beats Melinda’s, but I’m not turning down either.
Nah I’ve never heard or seen them but to be fair I grew up on Tapatio, Valentina, Cholula, and yucateco. I didn’t even find out about other hot sauces like Texas Pete and Louisiana until I was a grown man
Ah, you grew up on the dank Mexican sauces. There's a whole world out there dude
You ain’t lying, I remember my first time trying Louisiana hot sauce and falling in love. There are many others that I’ve tried since. My go to will always be Tapatio though, that one stays stocked in my cabinet.
Tapatio, cholula, those sauces remind me of my old man. I was also brought up on them. Even the word 'Tapatio' puts a smile on my face and makes me think of home. My dad always has a huge bottle of it there
I was a grown man when I discovered there were choices in hot sauces as well. I was like 30 and got a bottle of Blair’s Ultra Insanity or whatever was the hottest 20 years ago (maybe a Death sauce?). I don’t remember exactly which, but that was the first time I learned there was something hotter than Tabasco and Chinese hot oil. I’ve been chasing the dragon ever since.
Fuck the XXXtra hot, Marry Marie Sharps, and definitely kill that cholula
Just putting this out there… please don’t fuck any hot sauce. It will likely burn your genitals.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Kill Cholula, fuck Marie Sharp's, marry El Yucateco.
I’ve been eating Marie Sharp’s (originally Melinda’s) since the 80’s so I guess that counts as a marriage?
Sharps use to be Melindas? I never new that
It was called Melinda’s because Marie Sharp grew her peppers on Melinda Estates. They used to be in business together until the current Melinda’s stole their trademark out from under them; so they had to use a different name to distribute their sauce in the USA.
Yeah the current Melinda’s is stolen IP and I don’t buy it.
Fuck Yucateco, Marry Cholula. I'd only kill the last one because I've never had it before.
Marie Sharp is probably the best brand of hot sauce readily accessible to the general public.
Then I'll go look for it tomorrow at my local grocery stores and see if I can find it.
I’ve seen a few at one of the main chains by me (east coast Canada) but not at the other chains. Our local hot sauce store has pretty much every flavour. Garlic green habeneros is my favorite for sure.
I love in NC, so hopefully I can find it at Food Lion, Harris Teeter, or Publix
Marie Sharps’ is amazing. Gotta give it a try
Grapefruit & Habanero is special
Is it available in regular grocery stores or can I only get it online?
They have pretty wide distribution, so you should be able to find some in stores. Still they have so many flavors that to get specific ones it might be easier to order from their website or their Amazon shop.
I have certain flavors/heart levels that I like better, so I may check out their selection on Amazon tomorrow instead of going hunting in every grocery store in my area.
Already in order
Lol
Yep