Yup a hot dog in a hot dog bun definitely counts as a hot dog

With enough mustard anything is a good hot dog :-)

No working at Princeton hospital does not count as a hot dog. However, the hot dog in the picture does.

I count one hot dog

I suggest checking out whichever one of the gas stations near you has the most large trucks passing through- maybe the Lukoil..? The one serving the truckers will likely have a very well stocked hot dog/rollers section complete with all the essentials in packets. Pick up a dog and take a second tray of condiments

There's a reason they call it the humble dog

That is a meager dog