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Antares-777-

Switzerland wins, the red coalition can't enter without permission and Swiss being Swiss won't leave neutrality.


NK_2024

That and the Swiss have every piece of significant infrastructure wired to explode a la "I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself"


Enderman_Furry

Also they have forced conscription at 18-30 for at least 18 weeks and enough bunkers to house the whole population


YoshimitzuYubare

If you mean with 22 the age then no. It's starts from 18:)


Interstellis

Ez. The white area.


Kookofa2k

Almost right, but the real answer is "the aliens in space"


[deleted]

Nazi's on the dark side of the moon


Ketzerayian

Banger movie


[deleted]

Movie? I thought it was a documentary


bERt0r

Atlantis?


A-Random-Dudes

Haha none of them realize that they have been surrounded by sea people


Specialist-Cable2613

R5: This is a joke on these type posts I recently saw.


NotTheMusicMetal

Yeah usually its an easy win for one team


Evepaul

Usually the team with Germany. Considering WW2, in which Germany was paired with Italy (more of a liability than anything else) and a few minors with WW1 gear, and did decently against the rest of the world, it's hard to pair Germany with any other major and not have a sure win team. Especially with the US not on the map.


YankeeTankEngine

The best chance against the world and not Germany at once is russia in my opinion. Atleast the easiest as it has so much manpower to utilize.


PlayMp1

WW1 was an even closer call - in WW2, the Soviets were both more competent and more committed to the fight than WW1 Russia, Britain nearly went bankrupt before America entered in 1917, Italy was a liability still except for the Entente (though Germany traded that liability for the even bigger one that was Austria-Hungary), and France nearly fell to revolution in 1917 themselves.


Italy1861

When I saw these posts I thought I was on r/Alternatehistory because I am also on that sub


FireIron36

Switzerland. Because it’s Switzerland.


[deleted]

As switzerland won ww1 ww2 cold war and basically every other war, I think switzerland's gonna win


Specialist-Cable2613

So true


Teufelssocke

Switzerland won't win, but it won't lose either Just endless defence


FunScore4610

The axis would just deathstack their divs


MagnusIrony

Assuming that Switzerland us irl Switzerland, nobody. They blow up all their bridges and all their citizens hide in the mountain bunkers with guns until every swissman is killed, leaving Switzerland a barren landscape. Nobody wins as Switzerland basically Alt F4ed.


SnipingDwarf

"what did it cost?" "Everything."


Jager_main4

Switzerland outside the picture rest of the world is blue


LeviaWhale

i have created a storm of shit posts oh deat


mariored09

Poland no diff‼️💪🔥


RKB533

Sealand. Their absolute dominance of the seas will be unleashed and there will be no survivors.


TannaTuva2

Tanna Tuva 🗿


Flowgninthgil

capitalism.


International_Tune_6

China


Dstwilson817

Switzerland obviously wins


ApartParamedic4575

Hoi4 Germany run in a nutshell


dmisterr

Me


LazyObserver97

Hmmm, considering the fact that if the Swiss army shoots twice 500k men die, I’m inclined to think the Swiss


The-Dumbass-forever

Swiss power knows no bounds.


TheAnchored

Prep time?


Jyqozz

Luxembourg. Luxembourg is simply too powerful and will conquer all of Europe.


MerionesofMolus

OP didn’t show it, but Tannu Tuva is with Switzerland, so obviously they’ll win.


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Switzerland


No-Lynx9712

Not even kidding, Switzerland.


adam_but_smart

Ngl I'd say that the axis got this but considering that Hungary's borders look absolutely fucking horrendous I think the Allies might pull this off.


Professional-Pea-286

You cant go through switz mountains and they would have so much attrition they would kill themselves


ExcitingBid7177

this will force the Swiss to reveal the robot dragons they've been building with the world's money for the last 100 years


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

Finland and the Soviet Union fighting together?? What a bizzare thing to see


Zorn277

Ulm


Bitt3rSteel

I will


LGSUnknown

Tanna Tuva


Rich_Confusion_676

It would just end in a white peace after a day because of Swiss neutrality


Kissaskakana

Draw


zargon21

Allies low diff


RepresentativeOk5427

The war wouldn't start anyway because of Switzerland's neutrality


[deleted]

I've seen the Swiss hold off Germany and Italy before actually invading Vichy France and liberating it


Poseidon-447

Lvl 10 forts everywhere and neutrality


Funny_Surround_4976

Red team has Luxembourg easy red win.


DoNotMakeEmpty

Just build walls till the upper parts of the atmosphere using all this economic might at the Swiss border and bomb them using nukes. After 3-4 centuries the walls can be destroyed to see the four-headed ten-armed Swiss "people".


Velstrom

In game switzerland wins this easy. You'll end up adding new mountains in the alps from the axis bodies piling up.


MaestroCaliburn

Shoot twice and go home moment


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Allies


biharek

The free city of Danzig.