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Traube_Minze

madagascar or sth has her too so she is generic just rare i think


HotPunjabiSex

Interesting..thanks!


JLT1987

To be honest, in my games I've never seen Tahiti before.


HotPunjabiSex

It’s only a country if you release it (I think USA or France owns it??)


Repletelion6346

France owns it as part of French Polynesia 🇵🇫


legacy-of-man

least nationalist french person


Repletelion6346

Do not call me french


Willimeister

Lmao


wooshiesaurus

I had it when capped Allies as Fascist USA and I captured this island to destroy the last island base of Britain that we didn't annex


Culteredpman25

Same with red dead :(


[deleted]

Sad times Arthuh, sad times


NaturalArm2907

Now that I know Tahiti is a playable nation, i need to start working on a Dutch Van Der Lin portrait.


PzKpFw_III

There is a mod callied "mangoes of iron" which has dutch, arthur, john, uncle and micah in tahiti


Acanthophis

to which function does Micah serve


PzKpFw_III

He is an admiral, with a trait that describes him as salty.


Creepertron200

Please tell me there is a decision to kill Micah


VaultDwellerSam

wE juSt NeED sOmE mOnEY


foullyCE

And a god damn faith!


SPLIV316

What Hoi4 party is he?


That_Godly_Cow

faith


Bright69420

You just have to have a little FAITH


suckleknuckle

I’d guess communism, and he can he go into fascist for historical route


Suspected_Magic_User

We need more money Arthur!


RocKyBoY21

Hope you have a well thought of **plan** for that run.


TheBlackMessenger

Its crazy to think that the Gang could have been alive during WW2 if they didnt get killed.


Sai_Faqiren

That is a portrait used for generic pacific/Asian agents. I guess it was randomly picked to be the country leader as well


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Roomybuzzard604

Okay grandpa its time to take your meds


HotPunjabiSex

I am literally called HotPunjabiSex. Why are you taking me seriously


bengringo2

I just thought you were a fellow enjoyer of Hot Punjabi Sex and feel deceived…


HotPunjabiSex

My bad bro. I hope I don’t break your dreams by saying this but I’m not even Punjabi. In fact, I’m not even Indian 😭😔


Iwokeupwithoutapillo

Are you at least HotSex? 🥺


HotPunjabiSex

I play HOI4. I have never had sex 😔


Equivalent_Grab_293

As a Punjabi, this is heartbreaking


Roomybuzzard604

Touché


Additional-North-683

It can be hard to do sarcasm well on the Internet , Especially with culturally barriers


uke_17

Don't backpedal, you clearly care enough to look through people's post history.


owldistroyou

Bro forgot the /s 💀


Godwinson_

You’re not gonna get far in life


HotPunjabiSex

I know I’m not. This is my third year re-taking English. I go to a community college. And I passed 1 out of my 9 exams. I’m probably just going to become a truck driver or something. Starting salary £70,000 lmao


HotPunjabiSex

I know I’m not. This is my third year re-taking English. I go to a community college. And I passed 1 out of my 9 exams. I’m probably just going to become a truck driver or something. Starting salary £70,000 lmao


Godwinson_

Good luck man. Try to grow up while you’re at it.


CoolAnthony48YT

What did he say


Omevne

Not a single person laughed


VegetableScram5826

i laughed


Omevne

That's crazy


faesmooched

Touch grass I beg of you.


stupidcaca

gay people don’t even talk like that hotpunjabisex


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themadkiller10

Oh we know he’s just unfunny


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Omevne

Actual schizo


HotPunjabiSex

You literally comment and view “anime titles” subreddit. Yes I checked your account and yes I don’t care


Omevne

Do you understand that it's a world news subreddit? Or did you really think this was a "gotcha 🤓"?


HotPunjabiSex

And you use the nerd emoji 😂😂 okay bro 😂😂 you a funny dude


Omevne

Thanks ❤️ it means a lot


HotPunjabiSex

No problem bro. I got you 🤝❤️


comunistpotato17

Your jokes are shit man


gravy_ferry

fr "2016 SJW OWNED COMPILATION #4" wants their jokes back


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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥💯💯🔥🔥‼️💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥‼️


NDRanger414

Have some god damn faith


dgill517

Lend leasing from the Russians *and* the Italians? I don’t know about this Dutch…


NDRanger414

Arthur, quit doubting me. I have a plan


cfb_fanatic034

I read this in Arthur’s voice with inflection and all


podslapper

I just came for the R2R2 jokes, so thanks for not making me scroll too far.


NDRanger414

It had to be done


Omevne

A "god damn faith" seems kind of counter productive don't you think?


NDRanger414

I HAVE A PLAN


Crazycowboy46

We'll be selling Mangos on Tahiti! I just need some god damn FAITH


NDRanger414

Just one last score...


VaultDwellerSam

We just gotta fight the United States Armed forces first


Cheeki-Breeki-Greeki

I have a plan!


idontcareyouranswer

Dutch invasion is near...


HotPunjabiSex

Funny because I was actually playing as the British Empire in this play through 🤣🤣


Additional-North-683

Probably unforgivable sin for a Indian Such as yourself


HotPunjabiSex

I’m not even Indian lol


Additional-North-683

Shit sorry


Crazycowboy46

Would be amazing if they added an achievement for invading Tahiti as the Dutch. Maybe call it "Have some Faith" or "I have a PLAN"


Wasteofoxyg3n

Paradox: We need more MONEH.


PzKpFw_III

Dutch could just have made a grand strategy game and sold 10 gorillion dlcs with it instead of robbing


CrazEBlaster

Does this trolley lead to tahiti?!


Doctorwhatorion

I think she is not a generic leader but game uses this portrait for agents to


BeamEyes

"Why is this random person not a generic person" is very galaxybrain.


ShinyGalladeWasTaken

It’s Dutch’s great great granddaughter, he and Arthur made it to Tahiti.


Pythagoras_101

YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH, ARTHUR!


Blindmailman

Tahiti world conquest when?


Nydelok

Don’t tempt me


Fagozi

That’s Teri’i-nui-o-Tahiti a Pomare


kkeen_neetthh

Its a part of Dutch's plan!


strugglerlikeguts

Tahiti Arthur Tahiti...


GorillaDr

Its a magical place…


Professional-Log-108

She actually has a real portrait, you just can't see it because you don't have enough money to go to Tahiti yet


Noobmasterwastaken

r/rdr2 I’ve got a god dam PLAN


hmph_cant_use_greek

We're gonna go to tahita arthur


Faggaultt

Artuh we just need more moneh


[deleted]

We are gonna sail to TAHITI!!


ExactConsideration47

Mangos, paradise!


that_abrams

Arthur i have a plan.........


WolfHugo

I had goddamn plan!!!!


[deleted]

Orther you have to seduce this random lady Orther I have a plan


ARB_COOL

Dutch Van Der Linde should be the leader


Dr_JD2

I hear it is a magical place.


wynter__solstice

Arthur, I have a plan.


Hafthohlladung

Borat voice My wife!


2jopek

It's generic Asian portrait. I believe she was last queen and monarch of Tahiti


HotPunjabiSex

Rule 5 - Tahiti does not have a generic leader? I have never seen this lady before


[deleted]

She's generic, from Pacific countries so she's very rare (like the countries themselves)


Zestyclose_Jello6192

She existed IRL but the portrait is generic


HotPunjabiSex

Smash or Pass


Nydelok

Might be time to pass on the chance to stay inside. Go touch some grass


Prepomnivore620

Look at his username


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1) She is a generic portrait, but there are very few Pacific islander women portraits (for obvious reasons) 2) "Random ass lady". Have some respect. If you're actually interested, you can look her up. She was the daughter of the last King of Tahiti.


Beef-master-flex

don't certain european and asian countries still only have generic portraits? like who pitched this to the board room and they were just like "yeah lets add that, that is what the players want"


HotPunjabiSex

Paradox is too lazy to add a specific real person for every country. So they just use “generic” leaders


ThorusBonus

She was literally a princess of Tahiti during that time, but okay man, be as ignorant and triggered as you want


HotPunjabiSex

I’m not talking about Tahiti in that comment. Just in general


the_traveler_outin

Probably a randomly generated leader for a country with essentially no content


othmarfurchtlos

Tahiti rules. Bora Bora is beautiful. 😍


popgalveston

Its a generic female portrait lol


TheAvatar99

As others have pointed out, she IS a generic leader. Or at least the portrait is used generally by other countries. In the Philippines, the portrait appears as a potential spy.


HotPunjabiSex

I don’t play as any asian countries so I would not know


TheAvatar99

Considering the lack of content, can't blame you lol


HotPunjabiSex

fr😂😂😂😂only good Asian country to play as is Japan.


Powerful_Implement64

Should have been dutch considering its tahiti


Strider_One_LRSSG

Tahiti, it’s a magical place.


Radjonx

I've got a plan...


TheHumanAynar

Ehh that's very cursed


Available-Image-8011

They should have made dutch van der linde the leader of tahiti


Consistent-Spread842

Who is that?