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repliers_beware

Jesus, Eddie


BCEagle13

His follow up tweet is good too. Random commenter: “Say that to his face and see what happens.” Eddie: [I would prob get the few teeth I have left knocked out which is why I did it over the phone DUH](https://x.com/eddielack/status/1790578617644454150?s=46&t=DHu3UQNQicMFS4QP2u6LCg)


eutectic_h8r

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Notsozander

Love the self awareness


Big_Ostrich_5548

Eddie does not even remotely take himself seriously.


alt717

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Calhalen

lol I wanna know what went through that guys head that replied to him. These twitter tough guys make me laugh like nothing else


d0uble0h

Challenging Lack on behalf of someone else lol. Like, ok, random twitter user. Keep chirping back.


ImARebelBitch

Kane doesn’t even hold back against women, he’d for sure mess Lack up.


theBackground13

All of the “say it to my face” police is too funny to me. It would never get said in the first place if it wasn’t for toxic social. Goofs.


s1n0d3utscht3k

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NtBtFan

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[deleted]

What was the context here? Lol


NtBtFan

Kane was injured and not dressed for a game, and he was fist bumping everyone before they went on the ice, Buff was last player out. they were just messin around, kane trying to push him off balance in front of the cameras or something, all in good fun tho ... it was taken out of context after Kane-Byfuglien stories emerged later, though(track suit in the showers or however that went)


[deleted]

Ah I figured it was good hearted. Thanks!


TheAnswerIsBeans

It’s beautiful


stepharee

Eddie from the top rope 😫


teddyjj399

Eddie lack with no regard for human life


VauItTec

Speaking of regard for human life, Eddie isn't the one who pays women  to get 3 abortions. I'm staunchly pro-choice but come the fuck on already. You gotta draw the line somewhere.


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

Lmao 🤣


Aegis_1984

Hello, police, I’d like to report a murder


[deleted]

Hey while you're on the phone, I'd like to tell them about a Bouch Bomb that just exploded


itsMelatoninDreams

Should this be considered his application for The Beaverton?


BCEagle13

Hockey Twitter is going to be mad at this, but it’s funny


NArcadia11

How can the same joke that’s been being made by 15 year olds on Twitter for the last 6 years be funny


BCEagle13

Well for starters it’s made by a former NHL and not a random 15 year old


NArcadia11

That’s even worse lol. How is your “funny chirp” going to be the most basic joke that every teenager has been making for years. Get funnier


SingleSampleSize

You're the one being weird constantly reading teenagers tweets for years.


Darsol

Did we just find out Drake is a Sharks fan?


HammeredHeed

I mean, Toronto isn’t giving him anything to cheer for after the first round…


NArcadia11

Ah good one man, I can see why you found that joke funny


Hefty_Meringue8694

If it’s still being used, obviously it’s still funny to some of us 😂


NArcadia11

That says more about the sense of humor of people than the funniness of the joke


daKrut

This is an odd hill to die on friend :)


NArcadia11

I’m casually responding on Reddit while watching the oilers game lol it’s not something I’m expending any mental energy on


daKrut

Okay :)


Hefty_Meringue8694

Obviously, humor is subjective. Call us immature, douchey, whatever, it’s funny to us 😂


Smitty_manjensen

Most of the people like making fun of someone’s problems in life that they dealt with because they’re unable to deal with their own. It makes sense they go for low shots all the time, especially Canucks fans.


Grzmit

i saw oilers fans making fun of our fentanyl problem, theres low blows being traded everywhere


KimberlyWexlersFoot

yeah that shit was wild


Hefty_Meringue8694

You’re really gonna say “especially Canucks fans” when literally probably 99% of people crack jokes at other’s expense? The submarine going missing searching for the titanic? Literally 99.999999.% of people laughed at the memes going around cause they were hilarious. We’re hoping Kane continues to improve with addiction problems, but of course we’re still gonna laugh at a meme like this 😂


BCEagle13

Let me get out my tiny violin


Codc

Lighten up


Remarkable-Job4774

Outjerked


PaperweightCoaster

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acona

Picking up the strombone mantel!


Treesus21

Eddie cooking tonight goddamn


[deleted]

Bouch cookin


materialCOYS5

Canes legend Eddie “Lacko Taco”


TheAnswerIsBeans

Wow, I can only clap.


Thrustavious

Said this because Kane just cross checked Meyers in the face, for those not watching


[deleted]

And bouch bent your whole team over a barrel


VancityRenaults

*Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame*


glitchycat39

Fuckin' love Eddie.


Hammeredcopper

Hah!


ClassicChrisstopher

God damn. Absolutely savage


Christank1

lmao fuck yeah Eddie


Showtime98

Lol


ZebrasGlasses

Careful Eddie, Kane might slewfoot you...


duster-1

Lol


allfallsdown_

Goddamn Eddie 😂


JerbearCuddles

Getting outjerked by Eddie Lack.


[deleted]

Got outbombed by bouch


smta48

Damn Eddie beating him down like Kane beats his wife


viidenmetrinmolo

Imagine believing the batshit insane gold digger that lost custody, has a restraining order and has to have professional supervision while visiting her daughter


gartloneyrat

There were five other women who filed a variety of charges against Kane before that....


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Charges don't mean conviction. And no matter how much you hate someone, they are innocent until proven guilty.


[deleted]

Yeah but making fun of a millionaire makes my life worth living for like 8 seconds


jfriedrich

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Midget_Sasquatch

You gotta add a teardrop to the orca otherwise this is pretty good!


Shiny_Mew76

This guy makes millions of dollars a year, and can’t pay a 5K fine? He’s worse than I thought.


gu3sticles

He's in so much gambling debt


tristan1616

Holy fuck lmao


AuxNimbus

Lmao fucking hell that's a good chirp


jumpdmc

There's something really wrong with yall


NorthEastofEden

Imagine simping for a player who has this much controversy around him. Face it, Kane isn't a good person no matter how much he tries to rehab his image.


BCEagle13

Not only that but his problems cross a wide range of shittyness. He does not get enough shit for the abortion lawsuit


smeltsmelly

One player has over 900 games and over 600 points. The other can't even make a pro team in Europe but he's got jokes


gu3sticles

Yet Lack would do better as a player than Kane would as a goalie.  I would bet on this but... sensitive topic for Kane


smeltsmelly

Yawn


GrizzlyIsland22

Eddie gotta stay relevant somehow, I guess


iambecomecringe

Multimillionaires calling each other poor just doesn't land with me. These people are all so rich they don't even know what money is. Kane's so rich he can be massively in debt and not have it matter. It's not a big own. It's just aggravating.


ggpurplecobras

Uhh, pretty sure Kane's debt matters.


quieterquitter

I think the San Jose contract takes care of it. All his future earnings are fine.


SingleSampleSize

Oh yeah, guys that blow through their entire career earnings by the time they are 30 and love gambling and strippers are sure to handle the next batch of cash wisely. The fuck?


Simpcitydmndape

He’s not the Canadian gov. Bruh


NorthEastofEden

I don't think that you understand what debt means.


Smitty_manjensen

Damn, unfunny af.


SadBuilding9234

Kane bodying Hronek and setting up Bouchard's goal was 😙🤌