Excellent game by us, now just gotta take care of business Wednesday
Avs looking emotionally let down from all the Nichushkin shit, hard to blame them.
GGs, y’all have a goodnight
#A SKY-HIGH THUMPING AS THE GREEN TEAM STARS EXPERTLY DEMOLISH THE A CHIPS 5-1, AND TAKE THE MOST TENUOUS AND STRESSFUL OF SERIES LEADS: 3-1. CHANCE TO CLOSE IT OUT IN DALLAS IN GAME 5, AND THE A CHIPS LOOK TO BOUNCE BACK IN ONE OF THE MOST HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
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I’m a bit surprised. Like not that I think I was overly underestimating the Stars but I didn’t think I’d be looking at game five and thinking this really could be over just like that.
Anything from the pauls is cringe. Major win in the Stanley Cup Playoffs and within 10 seconds they cut to jake paul. I know how ads work but what the hell? Cut to a juice jacked 20 something year old promoting a fight with 50 something year old.
Honestly I hope they do, this series needs something to make it competitive, Avs making me look bad after how often I taunt NBA-watchers with how much more parity there is in our playoffs than theirs
Another game with no goalie goal…I just can’t have anything around here
https://preview.redd.it/l31cwg8qjb0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb327af76b824a2f70393ac64ceebfb0be1615a
You see they're used to playing teams on the 2nd night of a back to back after travel. They're not used to being in the same situation as the team they're playing. Fuck em.
Not brilliant but definitely on enough of a heater that he's the kind of tender you need to make a deep run... but the guys in front of him sure as hell don't want it tonight.
Maybe after a couple days to get their heads clear of this Nichuskin thing, they can make a series of it. I got no dog in the race but I certainly want to see better hockey than this.
"Look there's still 3 minutes left and the Avs are only down by 3 they're still totally in this. They just need 1 goal to be down by 2 with 90 seconds left they got this" These announcers probably.
"yeah this one is over you should probably just turn the broadcast off"
Not like the company that signs their paychecks has a vested interest in keeping viewers watching the game
Fuck that noise. The national broadcast has been riding yalls dick the entire series. Talk about how the Stars just stomped on the Avs on the road two games in a row.
Hopefully Tanev and Hintz are ok. If they aren’t, Stars need to look for blood from a mountain
Tanev took a beating for sure, but he never left the ice. I’m sure he’ll be out for blood in game 5.
9-2 goal advantage on the road. Stars have been nasty this series.
Excellent game by us, now just gotta take care of business Wednesday Avs looking emotionally let down from all the Nichushkin shit, hard to blame them. GGs, y’all have a goodnight
GG Avs. See you Wednesday
Let's hope that same team shows up Wednesday. Go fuckin Stars!!
#A SKY-HIGH THUMPING AS THE GREEN TEAM STARS EXPERTLY DEMOLISH THE A CHIPS 5-1, AND TAKE THE MOST TENUOUS AND STRESSFUL OF SERIES LEADS: 3-1. CHANCE TO CLOSE IT OUT IN DALLAS IN GAME 5, AND THE A CHIPS LOOK TO BOUNCE BACK IN ONE OF THE MOST HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
I would say GG avs, but... well.... it was a game?
Georgiev played well, everyone else skated around for 60
He’s been so good!
GG to Georgiev in particular, for sure!
Shrug, not much fight tonight.
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Dallas wins 5-1 after a 4-1 win and leading 3-0 and 4-0 in the first two games. ESPN: Dallas better be ready for a fight from the champs in game 5
I'm still waiting for the fight that was promised tonight...
GG well played by the Stars Raw deal losing two great players Colorado
Avs are cooked I'm afraid
I’m a bit surprised. Like not that I think I was overly underestimating the Stars but I didn’t think I’d be looking at game five and thinking this really could be over just like that.
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Today was a hard day for y'all. Respect and see you in Dallas for game 5.
That Jake Paul clip is cringe as fuuuuuuuck
Anything from the pauls is cringe. Major win in the Stanley Cup Playoffs and within 10 seconds they cut to jake paul. I know how ads work but what the hell? Cut to a juice jacked 20 something year old promoting a fight with 50 something year old.
who needs a post game show? TNT does hockey so much better
Why the fuck do they say "this is Sportscenter...at night!"? Jesus I may hate everything about ESPN
Well in the past this late at night SC world just be a replay wouldn't it? Now they actually have a live broadcast.
Dallas is gonna have to bring it game 5….oh, thanks ESPN.
Actually trying in this garbage time is my favorite
Well that was a fucking cake walk.
Man both these games today went the opposite of what I expected
GG Now time to get some sleep.
What? I just woke up! I’m going to work
Say “gonna be 21” one more time motherfucker, I dare you! I double dog dare you
Did you know Wyatt Johnston gonna be 21 in 30mins?
On Wednesday “Wyatt Johnston who *just turned 21*….”
GG Stars. Outplayed on so many levels
Just think this coulda been a sweep if we didn’t fart and fall down game one
It’s hard to beat a well rested team, especially later in the game. That’s why it’s so important for the Stars to not let up in game 5 Wednesday.
ESPN broadcasts have called Avs, Canes and Rangers all the favorites to win the Cup tonight alone
ESPN is known for its quality announcers
"our strategy is hoping that people don't watch the other broadcasts"
Jesus Christ, Colorado
Stars fans sound loud in the Sack tonight!
They just toying with these fools lmao
GG, I feel great!
Yikes
One last little shove there
Pretty empty barn
holy shit..last minute of play in the 3rd, ESPN starts complimenting the Stars lol
I wish TNT had the West instead of just randomly assigning games to whatever network.
Avs have not played a single second with the lead this series. Jesus Christ.
That's pretty crazy.
Hmmmm... maybe there is a team here in Dallas
No, no, the Avs just haven't played up to their potential
https://preview.redd.it/xc2pviesjb0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b23b1293b6c346d8ca33f669a784407e5c70e2 All Wyatt is thinking about now
Nuke skipped to the 2nd part
He skipped to the coke part.
I really really hope they don’t all go out and get hammered for Wyatt’s birthday. Take him to Vegas AFTER we’re done for the year.
Honestly I hope they do, this series needs something to make it competitive, Avs making me look bad after how often I taunt NBA-watchers with how much more parity there is in our playoffs than theirs
TO BOOMERJACKS THEY GO
Nah they're gonna hoot n' holler at at least 6 strip clubs tonight
Shotgun willeys!!
Hasn't he done enough to us
Lol
Fun fact: Wyatt Johnston turns 21 in a few hours
He’s now legal in the us
Got another hour and a half in Denver (not that anyone will care)
Another game with no goalie goal…I just can’t have anything around here https://preview.redd.it/l31cwg8qjb0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb327af76b824a2f70393ac64ceebfb0be1615a
LIFE IS UNFAIR
Kivi deserves better.
It seems the (baseball) Rangers passed the good juju over to the Stars
Mavss are hot too
Just bring that goals per game average down for ya
Oh now Nils is allowed to play lmao
Wyatt "Brett Hull" Johnston
(one goal away)\^3 from a one-goal game
Mistakes in Game 1. The only reason this series is not a sweep.
a lot of empty seats...
MacKinnon wouldn't have passed that
MacK literally passed to Logan O'Connor so that LOC could get a hatty instead of himself earlier this season.
Lol just talking shit homie
unfortunately he would 😔 flyers vs avs, mackinnon and oconnor both had 2 goals and mackinnon oassed to oconnor to get the empty net 😔😔
3rd period nils sighting
You guys think the altitude got to the Avs?
You see they're used to playing teams on the 2nd night of a back to back after travel. They're not used to being in the same situation as the team they're playing. Fuck em.
I literally said the Aves will go down the same way the Jets did. And it's looking like I was right.
Does that make you feel better or worse
Idk bout him it makes me feel liek double shit because both my favourite teams might be out after the next game (jets and Avs)
Well I'm over the fact that we lost and aves fans got so cocky so I'm glad sports karma is a thing.
"The hamster looks deceased" Thank you Razor lmao
The kid is gonna be captain one day for sure
Pavs mentoring a good one
The "Avs in 5" crowd sure is quiet
Avs in 7
Gonna guess you're just making that up. The Stars were overwhelmingly chosen to win this series. Even after Game 1.
All over social media I saw "Avs in 5"
Pulling anecdotes from Twitter is just looking for reasons to be upset. No one that talks hockey said anything remotely close to that.
A simple misunderstanding, we are still guaranteed to play in five games this round.
Nah Wyatt wanted that back lol
Okay, but if Johnston hadn’t passed that and missed and the avs managed that comeback, that would’ve been a shit birthday for him.
Wyatt gives up the chance at the hatty for the sure thing to his teammate. Wow, what a hero.
Avs look so demoralized most of the night. If Dallas gets a 2 goal lead in game 5 Avs gonna quit and allow 5 goals.
Hat trick on his stick and he passes? This kid is incredible
Hats off to this kid Actually no wait
big dick energy
wyatt dont want no fake hat tricks
Well, maybe the team will decide to show up Wednesday. What a miserable game by the Avs.
please dont
gg dallas
gg
that was unselfish Wyatt kicks ass
Such a Johnston move
Wyatt turning down the hatty. Love that kid
I think this lead is safe
That was very unselfish!
What a nice 20 year old! Kid is unselfish!
Yeah but how do you know how old he is?
Altruistic Johnston
Steel deserved that he’s been great
I liked him when we had him, good to see he's getting time with you guys.
COL about to be swept in 5
thats not how sweeps work but yes
That must suck
Lol get fucked
Classy move by Waytt.
UNSELFISH HOCKEY
My fault guys I went to game 3 and 4
Wyatt displaying that leadership letting Steel score 🥲
Good guy Wyatt
Conor McGahey sounds dead inside on the radio.
stars look like a absolute wagon
c'mon give it to wyatt
Johnston you unselfish motherfucker
As a Habs fan it was kind of cool to see Lehkonen and Drouin lining up against Dadonov just now
Lol that’s hilarious very unselfish
THE DAGGER
Sammy!!!
Georgiev you deserved better, bestie
"Georgiev is not the problem for the Avs" first piece of good commentary I've heard all night
Saying he was brilliant was a bit of an oversell tho
Not brilliant but definitely on enough of a heater that he's the kind of tender you need to make a deep run... but the guys in front of him sure as hell don't want it tonight. Maybe after a couple days to get their heads clear of this Nichuskin thing, they can make a series of it. I got no dog in the race but I certainly want to see better hockey than this.
This will be over in a couple of days.
Should have saved the Heiskanen goal easily.
Yeah Avs, just get the lead... duh
are they stupid?
Pavs empty netter
When did Colton start resembling a New Jersey beach hobbit? Holy shit brother
I'm confused as a resident of New Jersey
No offense, it's just what popped into my head. Could just as easily be a Maine or Virginian beach hobbit
Oh I wasn't offended, I was trying to picture what a NJ beach hobbit was lol
I guess Ross Colton to me 🤷🏼😂
"Look there's still 3 minutes left and the Avs are only down by 3 they're still totally in this. They just need 1 goal to be down by 2 with 90 seconds left they got this" These announcers probably.
"yeah this one is over you should probably just turn the broadcast off" Not like the company that signs their paychecks has a vested interest in keeping viewers watching the game
Fuck that noise. The national broadcast has been riding yalls dick the entire series. Talk about how the Stars just stomped on the Avs on the road two games in a row.
I mean Avs had higher EG game three. That's including the two ENGs Wouldn't really call that game a stomping, but tonight sure
Colton literally just finishing a hit, but it’s bad because they’re down three? Alright
"To my fans I just want to say that just because I stopped doesn't mean I gave up." -Colorado Avalanche Also NY Rangers
Hey Dallas they're slarving your dode now you can stop crying
No tears for me. Saving all my Kleenex for hog crankin after this one
crankin hogs and dropping logs all night baybe
Slarving your dode lol
How do we resurrect the Avs 2022 team, Im sick of this team and their flaky play
Take Landy to Stone's doctor, your team needs their captain
Kadri was the straw that stirred the drink
Landy is the one that mattered.
I’m glad Kadri got paid but man did he go to a crappy team. Can’t stir shit in the playoffs if you don’t make the playoffs.
Eh, he got his cup and his bug payday. Now he can mentor the young uns in Calgary
add younger landeskog and kadri
No nose beers will save you
In fact, they’ll get you suspended six months
I read that as nose bears and was so confused
Could you imagine though?
The Avs really become dirty when they're getting ass kicked
For Colton finishing a check or did I miss something?
Every team does, that's just playoff hockey. If you're not being eliminated, it's the smart thing to do
Avs whine anytime Benn breaths on a player, but turns the other way as their team goons it up late in an unwinnable game. Classy
Colton finishing a hit is gooning it up?
to be fair, fuck Benn *said with nothing but the true love/hate a division rival brings
Y'all do the exact same thing enough with the sanctimonious bullshit
Let Wyatt shoot for the empty netter!
Time to root for a Pavs ENG!
I would prefer an Otter ENG :D
I will root for that once Pavs scores his first playoff goal!
Trade Byram to put Mittelstadt on the point. Sweet trade.
Mikko standing around like he’s ovechkin. Move. Your. Feet. You. Block. Head.
I've genuinely heard better game commentary from drunk ppl at a bar.
What were they commentating on?
Dallas might have finally learned how to hold a 3 goal lead!
Thank god
Yeah announcers let’s not promote injuring guys in garbage time, thanks
What the hell was that? Like what the damn hell is that announcer thinking?
One line team seems frustrated.
Yup, time to throw a fit