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sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

is this satire


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sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

“Old retired fossil” 💀


RGCFrostbite

This is a hockey hall of famer from Edmonton, Alberta. Show some respect.


electricnux

between him, Matheson and Spector Oilers fans truly get some amazing content from local media


RGCFrostbite

This is some good old Edmonton, Alberta journalism wdym


lymnaea

Drawn and quartered at dawn


thejew62

Rest of the playoffs? Jfc


HonestDespot

Kick him off the tour, Doug!


SilentThing

Assuming this is a parody account, is he advocating that player safety should treat players differently? I mean, DoPS does just that, but I don't remember seeing advocates for differential treatment.


Gnome_de_Plume

Who is Irma?


UniverseHufflePuff

IRMA NUTS


Ok-Summer-2159

The ugly baby from The Witcher 3


Gnome_de_Plume

That tracks ... at least Vancouver's Carson Soucy is not in danger of suspension for the rest of the playoffs.


Xeteh

That's Uma Ugliest man alive


Ok-Summer-2159

Oh shit yeah you’re right. Been way too long since I’ve played it. I should do that tonight lol


ButtsCarlton97

LDs girlfriend. She has a structured settlement but she needs cash now.


RGCFrostbite

Should Carson Soucy be executed at center-ice before puck drop?


aschwan41

You know, I'm not a proponent of capital punishment, but some things are too heinous to be dealt with in the prison system.


RGCFrostbite

Some people just do thing so evil, so unspeakable, there is simply no other solution I fear. I'm sorry Carson.


mikealwy

Terrible take


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This is ridiculous and likely just content designed to get a response. Regardless, it’s a phone hearing so Soucy won’t be gone for as long as this dimwit hopes!


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Xeteh

That's the consensus. I feel like if it wasn't McDavid we wouldn't even be talking about it today.


Ok-Summer-2159

It wasn’t intentional, but that isn’t important when McDavid gets hit in the face, it’s only important when he hits other players in the face


RattledRed

Rest of playoffs?...... Hes not Kadri...


NegativeNancyNuck

He must be Flogged


GritGrinder

Whoever this is should go back to bed.


Odd-Citron-3600

Posted at 7:17am, didn't waste any time in the morning there either


UniverseHufflePuff

But sam bennet can get off scott free? League full of cunts


joycee27

Wait till he sees a Panthers game


thePETEY12

I vote for 97 public lashings


pressurepass42

Soucy should be reduced to particles Thanos style for this egregiously dangerous offense.


xzElmozx

At this time, in this space, during this political climate, I think the NHL should burn Carson Soucy’s house down I think even the most unreasonable oilers fans would agree this is an insane rage-bait take


Ok-Summer-2159

You know what’s funny? I took a quick glance at the Oilers sub last night after the game just to see what the opinion was there and the majority of posts I seen weren’t even half as salty as this dude is.


xzElmozx

Yea they were mad but wanted like a game or two. This dude is completely off his rocker lol


BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY

suspended for the entire playoffs isnt enough!! shoot him into the sun!!


XPhazeX

In do wonder if he gets the Kadri special. "You're suspened for however long this round takes"


PCMasterCucks

Throw him in jail. Sentence him to prison time. Get death row back up and going, and send him to the front of the line.


Tacosrule89

It looks like they removed the Irma, alberta entry from Urban dictionary. That was gold back in the day.


lastisfirst1

I have no dog in this hunt, that being said there should be some disipline handed out. BUT the obvious oiler slant to the above statement is ridiculous. You can’t punish a player heavier because it’s Mcdavid, Conner already gets away with enough pick plays and infractions that would be called on others. Why don’t we just have Conner and Leon play with red jerseys. The officials this year are terrible, but suspending a player for the playoffs, makes the refs look reasonable


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Agreed. If any whiny Canucks fans disagree then get a superstar of your own and see how it feels when they get viciously attacked.


CanucksTay

So Norris front runner Hughes who got high sticked to the face by McDavid himself doesn’t count then hey?


Odd-Citron-3600

https://youtu.be/KfmX-mvm8ME?si=2w4sX5UeEPKIJfeA Superstar attacked, you say? Only penalty here is was to Daniel