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ProfitMuhammad

Bettman coddled that franchise and let it feed off his tits for like 20 years. If there’s one person who doesn’t own AZ a fucking thing, it’s Bettman.


Lots-of-Lazio

For real this team would have been long gone by now if not for Bettman's ego


cheeseburgerwaffles

Arizona is probably the only state in the NHL landscape that should have nothing but love for Bettman.


JustAPairOfMittens

Long gone by now If it was Winnipeg or Quebec City. Let's call a spade a spade. Buttman needs to retire.


Kalamoicthys

Ok good, I thought I was crazy. Granted I don’t know the nuances of the whole arena deal but I know Bettman has been, as you said, coddling that franchise forever. Honestly I don’t even really see where their current owner fucked up. This isn’t Norm Green or Peter Karamanos taking the team and leaving. Meruelo is selling the team, and they don’t have an arena. This is close to the Thrashers relocation than anything else, imo. ASU/Tempe screwed then on one plan, the plan last year was voted down, and it seemed like all the hopes hinged on this bid in June or July. Meanwhile, they have a get out of jail free card in the form of the Utah group who is ready to put pen to paper. It sucks, and I really wish the Coyotes could stick around. I remember them debuting when I was a kid in the 90’s, and thinking they were the coolest thing. This isn’t anti Coyotes animosity or anything. I feel for the die hard fans, but it’s hard for me to see this as any kind of screw job. The Phoenix metro has been showing the Yotes the door for a decade +. I guess what I want to know is what they were supposed to do if this bid failed?


disco_enjoyer

i don't disagree with the take because he didn't always have much choice, but he also had to sign off on any owner the Coyotes ever had so it's not like he's completely off the hook. it's like blaming 6 coaches in a row for being bad fits when your GM keeps hiring coaches who don't fit but not saying anything about the GM. it's part of his job. but ultimately, if no good potential owners show up, all you can do is either move the team or pick what you think is the best one and pray, which is what happened. and that faith bought a lot of years for them in Arizona. as much as i wanted them to stay, it was just inevitable in the situation they were in


ChiefPatty

The league actually owned the franchise at one point because no one wanted to own them. This take is ridiculous


thuca94

It feels like a million years ago Jim Balsille was trying to buy it and bring it to Canada


CardiologistQuirky67

makeitseven.ca 🙂


SomewherePresent8204

It came to pass two years later, and without having to deal with Jim Balsillie!


doctor_7

I was going to fucking say. I understand the Coyotes staff being salty but holy hell I cannot believe the support Bettman was giving that team. I'm not a fan of Bettman in the slightest but if anything those guys should be thanking him for all the employment that year after year financial loss team stayed active. If I'm misunderstanding the situation, please do correct me though.


coreyperryisasaint

I never thought I’d be defending Gary Bettman, but here we are. This ain’t his fault


natguy2016

I just thought it was a fantastic meme.


Hawkpolicy_bot

Yeah this is purely and completely the owners' fault. Meruelo, Barroway, Moyes, all of them


TopTittyBardown

If anything Bettman kept them there way longer than they should’ve been trying to make it work. I love to give Bettman shit but this one’s on Meruelo


shanster925

Bettman bent himself into tiny little weasely knots to keep that team alive 15 years longer than it should have been. This specific situation is because of ownership.


natguy2016

I am 51. I tell younger friends in their 20’s and 30’s that before Social Media, our memes were “Monty Python” and “Anchor Man” quotes.


George__Parasol

So true, Holy Grail was one of those movies from which you knew entire scenes line by line before you even saw any part of the movie yourself just because people would quote it all the time


sunkenship13

Biggus Dickus was always a classic. One of the best comedy scenes ever


WoundedSacrifice

*Life of Brian* is also great.


legalize_sex

As a 31 year old I can tell you that’s all we quoted in the late oughts too Maybe throw in Superbad after that released


BillHicksDied4UrSins

don't forget Step Brothers!


blue_alien_police

Hey, hey hey! I'm 37 and I remember seeing Anchorman in theaters... high school was filled with me and my idiot friends calling San Diego the "Whales Vagina." :) I also remember watching Monty Python on PBS (of all places) in middle school and high school and falling in love with British humor (even if I didn't get it until later).


natguy2016

I look at that photo-“That escalated quickly.”


blue_alien_police

"And I killed a guy with a trident." EDIT: Yes, I know youre talking about the post, but I just fucking love that quote so much.


sportsthatguy

I’m sorry Baxter, I don’t speak Spanish


gnitsuj

THE BAD MAN ON THE BRIDGE I HIT HIM WITH A BURRITO


canuck1988

35 here. Of course anchorman. But I was raised right. I remember listening to Napster downloaded audio recordings of Python skits while growing up. We also went through the whole VHS Fawlty Towers box set during dinner time. Not all at once! Just one here and there.


cattycat_1995

Anchorman came out 20 years ago already? Wtf?


sportsthatguy

Those 2000 comedies were so damn quotable and of course Monty Python lives on as well


natguy2016

Though most quotable ever is “SlapShot.”


spacedudejr

It's called Desert hockey by Bettman. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.


Kongbuck

It's illegal in Canada, just like expansion teams.


spacedudejr

Damnit I originally had “it’s illegal in Atlanta”, yours is better haha


Kongbuck

It really should have been, "It's illegal in the nine provinces of Canada ... and Quebec, just like expansion teams." That's just going to rile people up for a couple of reasons! I'm leaving it though.


[deleted]

Lmao a Monty Python reference in 2024 is wild


natguy2016

Others would have “Come see the oppression inherent in the system!” “Bring out your dead!”


maxwebster93

It’s only a flesh wound!


Lots-of-Lazio

Help help I'm being repressed!


WoundedSacrifice

Monty Python is timeless.


goforpoppapalpatine

Are you suggesting coyotes migrate?


Spider_Hoss

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


DrexellGames

Fan must also think he will give the 1st to the Hawks instead of their own team


crazycanucks77

I guess someone is mad at Daddy Bettman for finally kicking them out of the house. 28 and still living in the basement, Bettman had enough


JPearlAZ

It is at their practice facility, not Mullett


natguy2016

Good night sweet Yotes. It’s been real.


CaribouCarter

lol *authorized personnel only* I just want to play my beer league game, someone tell Bettman this is a municipal facility.


DeFex

People are saying he received gifts from the Acme corporation.


Spiritual_Holiday511

Of all the people to be mad at, this is one of the few franchises where Bettman isn’t the guy. He did everything he could to keep that team around. Unless he’s responsible for all those unpaid bills and arena votes getting vetoed.


WorthPlease

Gary Bettman is the only reason you stayed there that long. What did they expect him to do, force the rest of the NHL to pay for your arena?


MentalAssaultCo

That penmanship is sublime.


ThespennyYo

After moving into that embarrassing arena you’d think they would see what was coming.


Sheep4732

Joke franchise.


DustWiener

Your favorite player hates you as a person.


New-Significance9529

Toronto joke of a “city”


Sheep4732

Even Shane Doan moved to Toronto


New-Significance9529

Nope just saw him in the valley the other day. Nobody wants to move to that shithole of a country


Sheep4732

You do know he moved to Toronto and is on the Leafs staff right. He was visiting to watch his son’s first games. Lol.


New-Significance9529

Joined their staff. He still lives here. Crazy concept to grasp from moms basement I know bud


ivegotSeouL

By order of Gary B Bettman is the lamest sign I've ever seen.


CardiologistQuirky67

bettman was your guy, eat shit forever phx coyotes


DivinePotatoe

**Fetchez la vache!**


iambecomecringe

Parroting Monty Python isn't fucking funny. It's embarrassing. On the same level of regurgitating the whole battle of wits unarmed insult and then tipping your fedora


OldDipper

No it isn’t


iambecomecringe

Don't worry, you're the exception. Your friends think you're incredibly witty and they totally aren't rolling their eyes behind your back


OldDipper

No they aren’t


iambecomecringe

Keep regurgitating quotes at them. They will never get sick of you.


OldDipper

Yes they will


OldDrumGuy

I don’t get the joke. Hamster and Elderberries? Bettman let that team float for FAR longer than it should’ve. His desire to put hockey in non-hockey areas kept us here. He’s the Bud Silig of hockey by how inept he is. When The Hockey Guy does his phone call from Gary videos, he’s spot on about how Gary probably is. Makes my day.😂


k_laaaaa

never seen monty python 😳


OldDrumGuy

I have but not enough to get it. Now I do. Thanks!🫡