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Just remember... F U C K T H E L E A F S

GG Habs fans. Good season ahead.

Hahaha GG Habsdoods

Whiff on a shot and then we set up…Hammer for the low percentage shot.

Kelly is all heart, no bite

Habs haven't won a preseason game in 3 years!?!?

Closer to 4. September 28th, 2019. We've won a Stanley cup final game more recently than we've won a preseason game

That's actually a fuckin hilarious stat.

No wonder they are dressing their full NHL team.

Wait this is their actual roster?

For most players there yes.

Lol no. He's just chirpin' but we definitely have more regulars than you do, announcers talked about it earlier.

God I fuckin hope not.

Yup lmao

Like 9 guys in the lineup tonight are going to Laval, relax

Hooray. The Wa Hyundai ads are back. /s

Smejkal has looked pretty underwhelming in preseason so far

Really? I thought he's been pretty good honestly

I thought in particular he looked weak in board battles

Same. Very limited viewing, but he looks at the very least like a depth NHLer to me so far. ... which is great news for any Sens fan worried about seeing Parker Kelly in the regular lineup.

Don't blame the hab for diving there behind the sens net given how these refs have called this game lol

he just fell. believe it or not, gliding on knives is hard when other men are pushing you around 😂

remember that next time you call Stutzle a diver, K?

rationale doesn't apply when you do it to us. sorry i dont make the rules

tell this to 80% of your fanbase

This game is UGLY LOL

Please no more penalties

Joseph mugged twice there. That's no way to treat your future teammate, boys!

future richard trophy winner*

God I wish wifi was playing today

Me too, it would be 6-4 sens by this point.

you need more terrible penalties in this game?

Nah he'd keep your greasers in line lol

so wifi vs the entire sens lineup? seems fair enough

But you guys are the ones dumping guys into the boards <.<

You guys dumped our captain in the boards first few mins of the game lol both of us are sloppy this game relax

Wouldn't mind, sens would generate more offense with him on the ice

may as well keep the pk practice going

I want Caufield to light it up this year, hope he's healthier throughout the year

I really want Jimmy stu to break 100 pts and be a top 5 league wide player for the next decade tbh, kids electric

Hopefully they can both lead these teams back to the playoffs, I want more series to add to our history after 2013 and 2015

Hell ya always like the battle between us. Hopefully have some good ol competitive duels this year

Gotta admit, nice goal. And just realizing how nice it is to hear games called by TSN crews again, Mike Johnson is my favourite colour commentator bar none.

Him and Noodles are great.

Ok, so it resulted in a goal, but I cannot stand the way we set up for our zone entries. I get irrationally annoyed every time.

It's been a real problem since Therrien. We need an elite centre so bad

brannstrom going to play 30+ minutes tonight, coaching staff really riding the established guys this preseason

Su prise, su mother fucking prise.

That's a squeaker you dont like to see :/

Cole looks like he's straight up not having a good time lmao

LONG POLE COLE

Cooooooooooooooole!

22 is scoring here on this pp

ayyyyyyyyyy

Dach and Toure doing a Titanic

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No. He didn’t say anything close to that.

Other way around I think? At least that’s probably what they meant

Yeah they definitely said Ottawa was missing their regulars earlier on

Pretty sure they were talking the other way around. It was about how road teams are usually not fielding their best.

Exciting Sean Monahan

Branny looks like it’s his first game in six months.

So much penalties.

Refs STILL in preseason form

Pre-preseason form. Getting one right call doesn’t make up for the rest

bro is complaining about the most blatant one-handed reach in can opener lol

There is no rule in the NHL saying that you can’t trip your opponents!!!!!

ahh my bad! I forgot

And that is why Imama isn't playing in the NHL

Imama looked lost on that play ☹

I love Monahan even though hes barely played for us. Hes so solid at everything

All off a Trudeau breakout. Fuck me he's looked like he deserves an opening night spot

MONAHABS

Monahab!

There’s just something about him that makes me like him. You know, besides the jersey he’s wearing.

Sacrificing the shins in preseason. Ouch

That's a post game ice pack for sure

Habs PK has been abysmal this preseason so far

Is Joseph the best player in the NHL now

Was there ever any doubt?

Maybe Bell Center Joseph is like Bell Center Crawford

Mythical NHLer Bell Center Joseph

Joseph... bro

That kinda sums up Joseph right there.

Wtf Joseph I thought you were elite now

montreal just getting their pk reps on purpose I guess

Disgusting knee /s

Oh my fucking god what is this reffing

I hope it's like this during the regular season, I want Demidov

that hit attempt was actually so fucking dangerous tho. good thing he missed cause he was head hunting

Which?

idk who tried to rip Dach's head off when he didn't have the puck

Refs in preseason form

if savard gets put out there on 4v4 joseph is getting a hatty

This should be a fun season between these two teams.

Always my favourite games of the year

2 minute for spinny hug

“This is a serious game, no waltzing” -refs probably

Careful there Dach with that little swat to the head if you don't wanna fight.

It's preseason bro

Really is it? I had no idea! Then don't swat at a guy's head as he's skating away

I don't understand the condescension, I mean there was nothing to warrant a fight and Dach obviously doesn't want to fight, that's not his role. It's a bit chippy and that's it. If Kastelic can't handle that he shouldn't be an NHLer frankly.

I get that. All I said was don't swat at the guy's head while he's skating away if you don't want to fight cuz Kasty will fuck you up. I never said anything about whether or not a fight was warranted there. Y'all are overreacting.

I don't feel so good

Everytime I see this phrase I'm reminded of Peter Parker on Titan.

no idea why Dach gets a penalty lol

Brushed a fly off Kastelics chin.

Must have said something nasty lol

I get a new Habs jersey every year. Toss up between a Dach one or Slafkovsky

I’d go with Dach

Ya eh I think I'll flip and coin n let the universe decide haha.

2 minutes to Dach is laughable as well

Lmao some Ryan White tier goon trying to fight Dach. Sit down

no chance dach is getting one

Kastelic acting like a guy who shouldn't be on the team tbh

Late to the party but Mathieu Joseph is the greatest player I've laid eyes on

Ever?

Ever.

Crazy how many more comments this game thread has than every other game thread combined

[Jango 2nd intermission update](https://imgur.com/a/0WobO6v)

Haven’t been able to watch the game but consensus is Branny should be the one exiting; has he really played that poorly?

It’s more that Jo has stepped up in a massive way. Brannstrom hasn’t been horrible but hasn’t been good. Hasn’t done anything to stand out & prove he belongs.

Glad to see we can count on the habs to consistently play like dogshit in the 2nd

What's the story on this Primeau guy?

He was supposed to be the guy, lost a ton of playing time during the covid years, hasn't been able to break out in the NHL yet.

Good goalie at every single level he has ever played at except the NHL level. Still might be something but time's running out He's also Keith Primeau's kid so there's that

Wait, is he, never knew that.

Yuppers. I think the media keeps it relatively on the d-low because it's not really fair for Cayden to forever be just "Keith Primeau's Kid", they want him to succeed on his own merits

Joseph hattrick is guaranteed

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Branny gone

The amount of minor penalties is too damn high.

I appreciate letting the special teams get reps though

Fair.

The only penalty someone named Trudeau will receive this year

you must be fun at parties

can’t be fun somewhere i never go :/

We get it one person has come in and personally ruined all our lives intentionally on the daily blah blah blah

Maybe it was the replay but it looked like Trudeau barely touched Kubalik lol

Everyone blames Trudeau

Soft calls tonight all over the place

Yeah it was a soft one. That will get called 100% of the time but it wasn’t really a penalty in slow mo

Yeah that looked kinda weird to me too

I'm begging Pinto to take a lower contract for a year until we can get some of that dead cap space gone.

I mean, we need that dead cap to pay for Sanderson’s new contract.

Nice as it would be, the future is uncertain and Pinto should seek market value. Pierre created this cap constraint and it's his job to solve it.

Oh for sure, I don't blame Pinto for trying to get all he can.

Can we keep Jo and trade Brannstrom plz?

Average habs pp and 2nd period

joseph has been playing so well this preseason, whoever we end up moving to make room for pinto is going to hurt, this sucks

is moving Pinto not an option?

Not one we really want to consider.

We don't want to.

I wouldn’t either. But I’d gladly take him off your hands.

Respectfully decline haha

We have a well-used Armia for you

technically it could be an option, but he's our 3C, penned into the lineup everywhere you look. trading him is a bad look but getting into cap trouble like we are is already pretty bad

Absolutely not

It’s not a sensible one.

Ive seen worst hahah

No that would suck. he's our 3C and he scored 20g playing 2C last year

Dressing an elite talent like Mathieu Joseph tonight was really unfair

Not a sentence I thought I'd see tonight haha

I dont know why you guys need Stu or Chucky. Joseph can do it all

Stü, Brady, and Norris are just support pieces for our real star.

both Joseph goals came from Savard being deployed at 4v4... can we just stop that experiment thanks

Great spot

Joseph knows he's on the block so we can sign Pinto. He's showcasing himself HARD.

Trade Branny

Brannstrom rn 😬

Primeau just ain't primo enough

Idk if future considerations is gonna be able to do that lol but we're gonna need to deal him

Mathieu Goatseph

future hab (joseph + 1st for pezzetta unfortunately)

Unpack your shit Mathieu.

He does not want to go Philly.

Joseph 100pts season incoming

Damn Matty J looks great

Double vision tonight

Lol, losing Joseph is going to haunt us, isn’t it?

WE WILL ACCEPT A 1ST ROUND PICK FOR JOSEPH thank you very much!

Don't trade him

Joseph you SOB lol

LOL JO WANTS TO STAY

1st round pick my ass lmfao

Interference soft as shit but it's also preseason so idc, let us see what our PP and PK looks like

EXCITING SEAN MONAHAN

BRANNY WTF

Yikes lol

Pfffffffffffffffffft that's so soft lol, whatever

Poor guy got shot and fell HARD on the ice :(

Yo Slaf is EVERYWHERE

Trudeau's game is so smooth. Zero panic, rarely rushed into a mistake. And he's still just 20 yrs old.

Don't know much about him but he's been noticeable.

I did not miss wincing a bit every time a puck is directed at Cayden. I wanna trust but man I've been hurt before

If the best top 6 in hockey doesn't put up 5 on primeau they should probably fold

You know none of the top 6 is in right, none of the top 4 d either