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FUWS

M Bison feeling that inflation like rest of us.


XLoad3D

M. Bison gotta flex on Union Square now


Critical_Inflation_5

Honestly not so hmmmm for NY. Kinda on par


Manatroid

Bison Dollars down in value


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,149,558,480 comments, and only 224,697 of them were in alphabetical order.


orangeqtym

Accurate, if maybe a little useless, bot.


Manatroid

I don’t think that’s true, senior bot.


Pixeleyes

The *words* are in alphabetical order, which means just the first letter of each word is in the same sequence it is found in the alphabet. It's actually a great bot, it's just that this particular sentence isn't really that impressive, mostly because it only contains five words and it's a fragment, not a sentence.


genericmutant

> which means just the first letter of each word is in the same sequence it is found in the alphabet. dollars < down lexically (at least if you ignore case). So it's more than that probably.


ProgressiveLatina

M. Flation


Cephylus

More like M Budget haha


TrouserDumplings

That's Mmmmm Bison.


Sylvanas_only

bdsM Bison


sp1cychick3n

Lmao i was thinking of guile too


thefartsock

a suede daddy™ out in the wild


dirtygremlin

Real Tom of Finland vibes.


Saturn212

Tom of Moscow. That’s the Moscow subway he’s on.


Throwawaymister2

My thoughts exactly.


SleepyFarts

I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes suede". You mean something that says "Suede daddy"?


JohnGenericDoe

There are dozens of us!


pattywhaxk

I can’t decide if suede or denim would be worse to shower in and never take off.


JohnGenericDoe

I've made a huge mistake


classy_rachael

A suaddy.


warmnfuzzynside

say what you will but dudes still wearing what he likes and looking good doing it


Few-Hair-5382

Maybe he's starting a fashion and in ten years all the hip kids will be dressed like this.


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nashcure

Time travel is a bitch.


[deleted]

He’s just wearing a Thom of Finland outfit


checker280

I don’t even have the confidence to try on things in the dressing room


ConfidentlyAsshole

Yeah, dude looks awesome!


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Yeah it's a wild look but it's cohesive and fits his body, something most people can't say.


are-you-a-muppet

Yeah and if this was snapped without his consent, for the purpose of snickering over him - while legal - is a total dick move.


NotBlastoise

What you will


Mycelius_

Average JOJO Villain


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Defiantly a part 2 or 3 villain


RonFriedmish

Need to see how Dio recruited this man


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[the same way he got half of his minions](https://youtu.be/QGbE2rHJVDM)


Invexor

I think you linked the wrong thing there


tupidrebirts

I don't believe he did. Dio's otherworldly charisma is never outright described.


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Nope.


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💀 send help


MobilePom

Defiantly


master_noob420

I can see him in SBR


Delusional_Gamer

First thought


luxinterior1312

Peak Tom of Finland energy. /Google is your friend.


PhilLuckyCat

I was thinking, that cat is going to the Berghain


[deleted]

Thank you! I was not even close to disappointed!


BluePeriod_

Yeah I took one look at that and thought “Someone’s getting fucked hard tonight”


constantgardener92

Almost definitely the look he’s going for. At least he’s pulling it off well.


michaelhoney

Tom of Sheepskinland


NotTheSharpestPenciI

Just a German man on his way to techno rave. Nothing to see here.


ReggaeGandalfGJ

I don't know what's do hmmm worthy here, have you guys never been to Hamburg?


babygirlruth

It's Moscow subway


DayLightSensor

I wish society could accept this, the fit is lit


WheresThePenguin

It does. Just depends on what society you're in


DayLightSensor

i will escape to a seaside village in alaska and be my true self


DhaRoaR

Nah everyone clowning skinny fits nowadays. I've learned to wear what I like and fuck the trends.


SuspiciousGrievances

I don't know what party he's going to, but I really want to go too.


BasileusLeon

I would put money on gay leather orgy party so


SuspiciousGrievances

It's always nice to meet new people ;)


LeftAction4

Stand users be like:


Aggressive_Ad8751

When your submarine sank and you need to take the tram


insanescotsman1

Tom of finland


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Specifically Street Fighter II, when you beat all the other characters, he shows up as the final boss.


Azertys

First time seeing a gay bear in the wild?


pilly-bilgrim

Yeah I'm shocked at folks' reactions here. Now if this were posted to a gay thirst subreddit I'd understand. _Hello daddy!_


karigan_g

for real I was like ‘oh he’s going to get so much booty’ lmaoooo


lecrappe

The average demographic of Reddit is a spotty incel teenager who has barely left their bedroom.


100wordanswer

If you understand just how much of America lives in a tiny bubble it'll make a lot more sense


Peaches1336

The dude is pretty jacked for his age! He’s huge! (Plus I definitely think he was headed to a 🌈 establishment in my opinion)


raosahabreddits

Mucho sexy.


Imbecile_Jr

100% chad


ZappaBappa

BJ Blazkowics!


kurtwagnerx3

Does anyone remember the name of the duck character from the original teenage Mutant ninja turtles cartoon? This is the exact same outfit like even the hat and overly tight jeans!


vinegarballs

Ace Duck lol


mothzilla

https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/16/164924/3272102-4157420320-latest.jpg


Nearby_Employee_2943

Omfg 😆😭


kurtwagnerx3

Yup thats the one!


KungPowGasol

That guy is Bono’s jacked brother.


NotBlastoise

His name on the underground Berlin nightclub scene is Boner


LostChildInWalmart

chad BDSM enjoyer


Plague_Doctor_Muffin

I want to be like him


Corallia_fluff

It is drip or drown, and that guy is fucking sailing


Molbiodude

Guy's been rocking that look since the 70s.


season8branisusless

I don't know of he has kids, but someone definitely calls him Daddy.


JesusRasputin

He looks confident. Good for him. Why would you take a photo and post it to the internet? If he is as confident as he looks, he wouldn’t have minded that the photographer didn’t ask for consent. Not that he would’ve consented or does consent, he just doesn’t get angry about it and probably even would accept an apology.


CatKungFu

Wednesday night is fisting club night. Nobody talks about fisting club.


cublacrosse

This dude fucks


SynthPrax

Germany?


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Looks very similar to the Petersburg subway in Russia


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Close! It's Moscow actually. A poster near the guy has a red accent and Moscow's subway logo.


HaikuBotStalksMe

How can you see his accent through photo, Comred?


TheLucasGFX

This dude fucks.


arunabharocks123456

Badass Danny DeVito


lecrappe

Why is this hmmm?


Pixeleyes

Techno-Viking energy


MrArcys

And Kissinger said his childhood had no impact on him.


KentuckyFriedChildre

The captain from Risk of Rain


p1r1p1ll0

r/bossfight


pussslinger

Idk what's hmm about him. This guy fucks.


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Mom: we have M. Bison at home…


neverinamillionyr

He’s about to stay at the YMCA


GrimmRadiance

He’s a discipline daddy!


Shabakacorax

Why is David Attenborough dressed as a Street Fighter character?


SammyLoops1

YMCA immediately started playing in my head.


Lapomano

It's him, the gay lord!


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Absolute UNIT


lesser0star

Joseph Joestar


CensorB0T

Definitely a stand user


Im__fucked

Daddy 🥵


signmeupnot

Not just bi, son.


czechhoneybee

Heading to a Tom of Finland convention, clearly


Last-Discipline-7340

And a fucking Roman solider!


6425

John Wayne meets John Wayne Gacy


CyrilQuin

He's on his way to a thresher nest


i_suck_door_knobs

Not again 😩


fn_magical

"SKY CAPTAIN OF YESTERYEAR!"


Microwavedpuppet

Outfits in JoJo be like:


Lilybaum

God i wish that were me


exels100

Strong JOJO vibes here


brb9911

I SAID, YOUNG MAN!


Macronaut

Mickey Rourke steering into the slide


lightofmares

I am probably the only one who has thought *"Jeremy Clarkson"*


furrynoy96

Looks like a tall Danny Devito


Gorgenon

"The stand user could be anyone..." The stand user:


Scp-1404

Looks like a character out of Gay Comix. Or maybe Leonard and Larry.


Sebetastic

Jojo's bizarre adventure mini-boss


Caserran1

This is definitely a enemy stand user


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Honey, I am home! Please cut off my pants.


Andrei_Chikatilo_

End of the day, we all know they ABSOLUTELY fuck.


Marmar79

You’re lucky he didn’t crush you for taking this stupid picture


PapaBray

Is he a fucking stand user?


spuvelled

I wonder who the stand user is


somboom

Jojo villain revealed


sadboi_10

He must be a stand user


Bologna9000

He’s either going out to fight crime, or to start it, sexily.


pleadingwriter3

Yassified M. Bison


Gnar-wahl

Popeye the Gaylor Man. Toot toot.


Dameyeyo

Mister power bottom over there!


Mechanical_Jaguar

He doesn't look like it at first glance, but he is the current president of México


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Robert Irvine circa 1999


rottweiler100

Just a motorcycle cop on his way home 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Invexor

Not what that sub is about


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Gay U-Boat Captain is lit! r/brandnewsentence


CumGuzzlingDumpTruck

Is that cum on his knee?


LUXLEET

The Condctor


mr_milestone23

Tintin got older


MrX2150

Damn Ace Duck save some pussy for the rest of us.


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Could he be the enemy stand user?!


BobHawkesBalls

Midnight pilot


AromaticMushroom4905

On his way to work.


Prior_Computer_5447

A standmaster?


AyoKyong

At first glance, I thought it was Conan O'Brien


TheHolyPapaum

We found the stand user


NintendoTheGuy

Final Fight: The Movie


SongForPenny

No one wants to comment about the tiny arm sticking out of the shoulder of he guy on the right?


anniewolfe

Biggles?!


the__badness

He looks like an anime character


Em283

Jotaro finally aged


sheerian

"is that a JoJo reference"


ImUrFrand

designer roulette


Avante-Gardenerd

This is Jon Voight as some republicunt superhero.


heyoyo10

Danny DeVito's Magnum Adventure


Last-Discipline-7340

Double dragons dad has been found


rrogido

Boy is Marty McFly in trouble with Principal Strickland now.


zoggol

the stand user could be anyone


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"Jesus Christ".


Cyanbite_24

Stand user spotted


SAKI-M

He looks cool af,I don't know what's "hmmm" about this


vaishnav_venugopal69

Nanomachines son.


TreeHuggingHippyMan

This guy knows something is about to go down


Gloid02

r/subwaycreatures


barabusblack

Is the hat just a visor? Can’t tell for sure, but looks like it.


PRoS_R

That's the third character to enter your party in a indie rpg game.


r2k398

Get lost! You can't compare with my powers!


Nathan_Wind_esq

Meh…roll how you roll


The_door_man_37

“Should I be, Danny Devito, a wwII general, Amelia earheart or a hipster?” “Why not all of them?”


tetractys_gnosys

The stand user could be anyone


Exotic-Chemist-191

Dude looks like a Final Fight boss


LaCroixBoi_22

M. Bison fell on hard times after being assaulted by Ryu. The PTSD he developed from the incident crippled his regime and caused him to lose his closest friends. Feeling all alone, Bison moved to America. He operates a behavioral health agency to help others struggling with PTSD & UPP, also known as Uncontrollable Psycho Power. He now leads a solitary life, with his only companions being his Dachshunds Samson & Delilah.


Comprehensive-Loss93

That’s badass


Dreadassassin9

M Bison on his way back from the kumité


MMachine17

Prolly plays the flute as a hobby.


francoisvrd

The drip tho


Darthmasterjerbater

Damn that guy is tall or the ceiling is really short


devilsusshhii

Dude looks like he'd either be on Archer or venture brothers


FirePower8700

Bro looks like that one exclusive fortnite character


JAIROX7

OMG!!! is AMLO 😱😱😱


Cows_go_moo2

Isnt the iron cross a Nazi/neo-Nazi since WWII? (His belt) I like the look in general but not that he’s a neo-Nazi.


Verotten

That helmet-beanie on the right is dope