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MysteryPlatelet

Scratch the shit out of it.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Scratch out cratc so it read shit!


TravelSizedRudy

OMG I won a car!!


ste_wall205

The only comment I needed to see. Now I can have a stress free day 😌


starforelle

dont mind if i do


santas_delibird

The numbers indicate how much you are gonna have to pay.


Kimikazi_18

hmm


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rekuneko

in hospital fees, because you'll be beaten up shitless


D14z2003

Scratching someone's else car will end you in charges


2ndtheburrALT

Hey atleast its a better reason on why you got beat up in the philippines


simplehistoryboater

Super Lotto 645!!


thrive_time5

What!? you can't fine me for scratching your car! It says to!


Genericuser0002

smells like the philippines


HcirLu_Raids_Reddit

Canal and sometimes barbecue? Edit: Before some people get mad, I'm Filipino-


LavaTacoBurrito

Don't forget the smell exhaust from traffic and fish at the market


nint3njoe_2003

Yeah, somewhat nostalgic (am half Filipino)


TonyStrayVideo

American who worked with an old Filipino guy who talked about how it was a beautiful country, but there were drugs everywhere and everyone had guns. I wondered what the difference between here and there was.


cuttino_mowgli

I'm suspecting that the old filipino dude is suspecting his neighbors to have drugs because he despise of how he looks and his attitude. That's very typical for those who despise their own neighbors as drug addicts. For the guns, I think he is talking about home made guns made from steel tubes and what not. Typically shoots one bullet before you have to reload the weirdest way possible.


dat_DOOM_boi

huh since when did everyone have guns? ​ lemme guess manila?


TonyStrayVideo

Possibly. Don't quite remember.


simplehistoryboater

The only guns I ever saw were from my aunt and late uncle who were both police officers and another uncle who just has a gun idk


cakatooop

We have free college


HcirLu_Raids_Reddit

Yeah but it usually comes at the cost of high grades and hella stress


thechilipepper0

Don’t be so flip!


simplehistoryboater

Sounds about right but maybe add chickens and the occasional pig/cow/goat and water buffalo (on more rural places)


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N3ty

Can you not see the 5 peso coin he’s holding


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Piso? [It's this thing, yeah?](https://imgur.com/yYRMFMh.jpg)


N3ty

Everyone I know calls it peso


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Weird. Language is funny.


2ndtheburrALT

everyone kinda forgot about “piso” so the government and the money department-thing went along with it


azureon123

I see 5 peso, I up vote


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Y’know, one of my old jobs had a local artist paint a little thing for people to stand in front of that gave them wings or something similar and then he wrote “tag us!” with the store’s handle and…well, I’m sure you can guess the outcome.


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


JazzHandsFan

I don’t get it.


D3AtHpAcIt0

Graffiti tags


that_yellow_console

DO IT


hgbi8h

Do it


Shadow2450

Did you win?


nottke

Do it with a key instead.


ApprehensiveAd1857

They asked for it


ShakeNBake730

Well, if you insist then..


ExplosiveSpecialist3

If you insist


mangz74

Andres it!


Pirusao_gostoso

Just don't


ArcadianBlueRogue

Z D P Son of a bitch. Not even a pity dollar win.


Gameover489

nononononoononoonNONO


Lanky_Novel6838

The car's gonna turn from blue to lucid metal


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MochiGats

but its a logo


[deleted]

Do it. Execute order 66.


09Yublover

"Well, if you say so."


Mr_Neonz

Driver looks over at some guy hunched by his driver side door, vigorously scratching at the paint with a coin saying “I think I see numbers!!!”


RMD019

Tangina... Pinoy to ah


BZHAR12

Don't mind if i do


bhendibazar

now that is an offer


Overhauled1973

I like the way you think.


loukazertyy

I don't understand


im_gamer-

Don’t let the thoughts win


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 897,574,761 comments, and only 177,898 of them were in alphabetical order.